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		Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV (bleacherreport.com)		5851
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turboeli		2012-04-01 07:13:12 PM

What is this I don't even...

I'm disgusted with the lack of match here. Bryan is getting buried. And the more they repeat it in years to come as a record, the more they're going to bury him.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-01 07:13:14 PM

I think @WWE_Creative is in shock.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-01 07:13:14 PM

Kevin Steen @KILLSTEENKILL

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

krej55		2012-04-01 07:13:16 PM

Now I'm glad I system buy this shiat. Seeing dbd's last pwg match got me back into wrestling, and this just ain't right.

Captain Steroid		2012-04-01 07:13:21 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Hey Vince, I'm farking GLAD I'm streaming this.

COME AT ME, BRO!

THISTHISTHIS!

Smiths		2012-04-01 07:13:30 PM

MEANWHILE, BACKSTAGE HIJINX ENSUE!

HA HA INDIE WRESTLES CAN SUCK MAH CAWK!

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-01 07:13:34 PM

Wow. Just wow. On the bright side, if they keep up this pace I won't have to miss the Season 2 debut of Game of Thrones

Fisty Bum		2012-04-01 07:13:38 PM

Because we can't have wrestling at Wrestlemania. ALL PROMOS ALL THE TIME! FARK YOU INTERNET!

thefireandpassion		2012-04-01 07:13:53 PM

I'm done with the WWE. I'm only watching RoH from now on.

robsul82		2012-04-01 07:13:57 PM

Good job getting over being the world's most annoying liberal, Danielson.

Maybe you should've grown another 8 inches if you didn't want that to happen, you skinny fat ass.

Eddie T. Head		2012-04-01 07:14:09 PM

Is that a "Bullshiat" chant in the background?

silgryphon		2012-04-01 07:14:09 PM

Mr. Thermos himself

deadmaninc666		2012-04-01 07:14:12 PM

RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!

Now trending

Professor_Falken		2012-04-01 07:14:16 PM

That was crap.

Bryant vs Sheamus had the potential to be a farkING AWESOME match.....and then he jobs it.

What a ripoff. I want my money back already.

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-01 07:14:16 PM

lurch_E_bean: [i10.photobucket.com image 500x670]

This could be a bad night...

Beth just might be last biatch standing.

Morrius		2012-04-01 07:14:26 PM

Promo count: 2.

Farktologist		2012-04-01 07:14:27 PM

I'm streaming this and I still want my money back!

penguin31		2012-04-01 07:14:31 PM

This segment will be 10x longer than the match. Where's the Cornette face JPG again?

TheManofPA		2012-04-01 07:14:36 PM

Johnny Ace just spoke one sentence longer than THE ENTIRE RUMBLE WINNER MATCH THAT CONSIST OF TWO COMPETENT WRESTLERS

///HHH winning

eddievercetti		2012-04-01 07:14:40 PM

Fark you Johnny Ace.

I Said		2012-04-01 07:14:43 PM

VvonderJesus: Post-emotional reaction thought process: This gives more time for Jericho-Punk

You mean Rock/Cena.

Jericho-Punk can't go long, who the hell wants to see good matches?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-01 07:14:45 PM

We've been biatching about the Sheamus/DBry match for approximately 400% more time than the match took.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-01 07:14:47 PM

I think my dad wore a tux similar to that when he married my mom. I know from the pictures that it was completely white

SharkTrager		2012-04-01 07:14:52 PM

lurch_E_bean: [i10.photobucket.com image 500x670]

This could be a bad night...

Not fair to include the tag team. That wasn't Vince's fault.

thefireandpassion		2012-04-01 07:15:10 PM

That start sucks worse than Johnny Ace's suit.

LegacyDL		2012-04-01 07:15:11 PM

penguin31: This segment will be 10x longer than the match. Where's the Cornette face JPG again?

3.bp.blogspot.com

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-01 07:15:11 PM

18 second record?

Don't you believe it.

King Kong Bundy disapproves

robsul82		2012-04-01 07:15:20 PM

Good thing they switched the Rumble winner to get that accomplished.

slapmastered		2012-04-01 07:15:20 PM

Farktologist: I'm streaming this and I still want my money back!

Yeah. This Ace heatsucker promo is now officially longer than the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT WRESTLEFARKINGMANIA!!!

Twitch Boy		2012-04-01 07:15:21 PM

Eff this, I'm playing pinball. Might come back for Punk/Jeritroll, but maybe not the way tonight's going.

I'm not sure I even want the gredunza from this show already.

/GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
//NO WAY

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-01 07:15:22 PM

was that Vince's April Fools joke to us internet smarks?

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-01 07:15:30 PM

"They're still filing in..."

Not the ones who heard about what happened in the curtain jerker.

Morrius		2012-04-01 07:15:32 PM

Does this advert count as a promo?

verbaltoxin		2012-04-01 07:15:36 PM

Okay, calming down a tad, this clearly means the feud between Sheamus and Daniel Bryan isn't over.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-01 07:15:45 PM

well add that to the other bloggers worst top 20 WM matches

TheManofPA		2012-04-01 07:15:45 PM

Ha, we are at 3 video promos/backstage

AND 3 SECONDS OF WRESTLING

/if you picked the under, I'm just DQing you as an executive decision, you don't deserve to win unless you sleep with Steph

9beers		2012-04-01 07:15:49 PM

18 second match followed by 20 minutes of bullshiat.

Eddie T. Head		2012-04-01 07:15:53 PM

Promo/segment #3

BiggityBanninated		2012-04-01 07:15:58 PM

So they just jobbed the champ in 3 seconds to spend more time on the vignette for the Johhny Ace vs Teddy Long.

Yeahhhhhhh....

If you spend money on this garbage you're an idiot.

one of those		2012-04-01 07:16:00 PM

promo count: 3

15 minutes into the show

tbaughm		2012-04-01 07:16:04 PM

I get the feeling this is going to be a show that pisses me off...

robsul82		2012-04-01 07:16:10 PM

"Hotel room in New York City!...so you can get in a cab and drive over the bridge to come to Bergen County, New Jersey."

lurch_E_bean		2012-04-01 07:16:12 PM

So are the Bellas just leaching on to the Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy because they didn't feel like doing anything better with them?

Master P but not that one		2012-04-01 07:16:14 PM

15 minutes in and 18 second of actual wrestling. $54.99

LegacyDL		2012-04-01 07:16:15 PM

Oh and did I say "ECW Championship" earlier, I meant "Hardcore Championship".

No Line For Beer		2012-04-01 07:16:20 PM

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve - Glamazon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane - Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show - Cody Rhodes
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments - over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White - Didn't finish typing in time.
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team - A Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) - Mark Henry
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Lesnar F-5's Michaels
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho - CM Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena - Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH - Taker

Smiths		2012-04-01 07:16:21 PM

haha

all those people getting to seats after getting a beer

"what'd i miss"

"oh, a championship match"

"what?"

Fisty Bum		2012-04-01 07:16:21 PM

If the start of this show is any indication, cornetteface.jpeg will be getting posted often.

styckx		2012-04-01 07:16:32 PM

"They're still filing in"

Yet every concourse was empty.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-01 07:16:43 PM

GODDAMNIT, BAG SHIATTER AND LIBERTARIAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE 18 SECOND MATCH!

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