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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 5851
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2012-04-01 06:56:36 PM  

tbaughm:

Don't give Vince ideas. Actually...a wheelchair match has an interesting premise...


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 06:56:38 PM  
My wife was happy, I grilled fajitas, homemade spanish rice, guac, pico de gallo and fire roasted salsa.

"What's the occasion?"

"Wrestlemania"

"I like Wrestlemania...ok, see you later tonight for sex."

God bless that woman.
 
2012-04-01 06:56:41 PM  
/ARMBAR
 
2012-04-01 06:56:51 PM  

CommiePuddin: My daughter pulled the power to my cable box. I can't order the PPV until the guide repopulates.

This sucks.


is she hot? if not, kill her. if so? Send her my way.
 
2012-04-01 06:56:56 PM  
The Dead Man kinda looks like The Old Man

i205.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 06:56:58 PM  
Repost from the RAW thread:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
- Kelly Kelly and Maria Menourous

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
- Kane

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
- Big Show. By taking the belt from Cody, he will have held every WWE/WWF/WCW/ECW title.

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
- Over. You have 8 matches. You have the build up videos and interview segments.

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
- Sheamus

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
- Team Ace, no matter how much we hate his style. Heel GMs make better programming. They're also easier to write for.

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
- Ziggler

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
- Taker getting over HHH

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
- Jericho. This feud will run for a couple of PPV's, with Punk getting the belt back in June.

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
- Rock. Cena will immediately demand a rematch at WM29.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
- Taker
 
2012-04-01 06:56:59 PM  
You Farkers and your wrasslin'.

Okay, I give. I will find a stream.
 
2012-04-01 06:57:15 PM  
3:1 odds Gagne wears tights tonight.
 
2012-04-01 06:57:29 PM  

Gunny Highway: Is anything goin on right now besides this HHH/Taker video package?


That's all I'm getting right now. Is a match happening now?
 
2012-04-01 06:57:34 PM  

CommiePuddin: 8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Smiths turns face


Fuxked your sister.
 
2012-04-01 06:57:34 PM  
Oooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo! Wrestlemania!
 
2012-04-01 06:57:39 PM  
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls
2 point Poop break match: Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over 10.5
5 point YES YES YES match: Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: The Ace Team, I just have a feeling
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Dolph Ziggler
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: Brock Lesner costing The Rock in the Rock Cena Match
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Cena, Due to Lesner Interference
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes, he is more Top Heavy these days
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? The Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? No
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Nope
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Maybe
 
2012-04-01 06:57:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Pizza Rolls are cooking, DR Pepper is chilling, and WM is mere moments away!


PIZZA ROLLS?!!

verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-01 06:57:55 PM  
While the reaolution isn't great, God I love having a web browser on the PS3.
 
2012-04-01 06:58:01 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The Dead Man kinda looks like The Old Man

[i205.photobucket.com image 430x548]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-01 06:58:19 PM  
FARK YOU COMCAST WITH A RUSTY POLE!
 
2012-04-01 06:58:21 PM  
nothing his happening on the WWE.com stream. Just waiting to start.
 
2012-04-01 06:58:33 PM  
Any rumors of big returns/debuts tonight?
 
2012-04-01 06:58:33 PM  

CommiePuddin: My daughter pulled the power to my cable box. I can't order the PPV until the guide repopulates.

This sucks.


Just remember... the crippler crossface is not good or proper parenting.
 
2012-04-01 06:58:42 PM  
they have the chance to do something cool with Lesnar but knowing vince we'll get Michael Cole saying "Tune into raw tommorrow night, Brock returns!". Boring
 
2012-04-01 06:59:10 PM  

robsul82: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The Dead Man kinda looks like The Old Man

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[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x226]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-01 06:59:20 PM  
HEY I HEARD YOU WERE A WILD ONE
 
2012-04-01 06:59:24 PM  

I Said: Any rumors of big returns/debuts tonight?


Lita in house..Batista as well...Brock Lesnar is signing to a limited schedule, an rumor is a huge main event will be announced tonight or tomorrow for next WM, which probably has Brock involved.
 
2012-04-01 06:59:36 PM  

Dougie AXP: FARK YOU COMCAST WITH A RUSTY POLE!


Quick, switch to Verizon FiOS!

/neener neener neener
 
2012-04-01 06:59:40 PM  
Isn't it just an upset that Smiths made it to Wrestlemania? Is anyone putting odds that tonight he pisses off someone trolling the thread and gets a perma?
 
2012-04-01 06:59:42 PM  

SharkTrager: While the reaolution isn't great, God I love having a web browser on the PS3.


HTPC with firefox and adblock via HDMI and optical audio to receiver being operated by Air Mouse Pro for Android.

I am so much cooler than you.

It just sucks to be you.

I'd kill yourself.
 
2012-04-01 06:59:52 PM  

I Said: Any rumors of big returns/debuts tonight?


Some may want to keep hitting F5 for further updates on that.
 
2012-04-01 06:59:56 PM  
"When I was young, I dreamed of being a WWE SuperstarTM...but first I had to wash out of competitive bodybuilding."
 
2012-04-01 06:59:59 PM  
HERE WE GO PEOPLE!
 
2012-04-01 07:00:03 PM  
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/oblig
 
2012-04-01 07:00:16 PM  
I'm about to cook me up some cheddar brats. Mmmmm mmmmmm.
 
2012-04-01 07:00:19 PM  

FinFangFark: I Said: Any rumors of big returns/debuts tonight?

Lita in house..Batista as well...Brock Lesnar is signing to a limited schedule, an rumor is a huge main event will be announced tonight or tomorrow for next WM, which probably has Brock involved.


So they're sticking to this year-long run up to WM matches? Weird
 
2012-04-01 07:00:25 PM  
Showtime.
 
2012-04-01 07:00:26 PM  

TheManofPA: Isn't it just an upset that Smiths made it to Wrestlemania? Is anyone putting odds that tonight he pisses off someone trolling the thread and gets a perma?


YOUR ASS CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
 
2012-04-01 07:00:34 PM  
This WM contains strobe lighting effects
 
2012-04-01 07:00:35 PM  
ANDRE, THE GIANT
 
2012-04-01 07:00:46 PM  

Smiths: SharkTrager: While the reaolution isn't great, God I love having a web browser on the PS3.

HTPC with firefox and adblock via HDMI and optical audio to receiver being operated by Air Mouse Pro for Android.

I am so much cooler than you.

It just sucks to be you.

I'd kill yourself.


Oh, I could hook up one of the 2 spare PC's, but why go through the trouble?
 
2012-04-01 07:00:47 PM  
Happy Birthday fWc!

LET'S DO THIS THING!
 
2012-04-01 07:00:52 PM  
WRESTLEMANIA!
 
2012-04-01 07:00:57 PM  
why is jericho biatching at punk when his fans are called jerichoholics?
 
2012-04-01 07:00:59 PM  
The CHAMP, is HERE.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:05 PM  
It's outdoors?
 
2012-04-01 07:01:22 PM  
Is someone going to mock Lillian for her performance right after or will they wait until she gets backstage

/first on-air smark?
 
2012-04-01 07:01:24 PM  
Hope she doesn't botch
 
2012-04-01 07:01:32 PM  

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/oblig


As is the response...

i6.photobucket.com

/Lilian Garcia sings America the Beautiful, Hunter and the gang dump pig blood on her.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:38 PM  

Smiths: It's outdoors?


It's going to be awesome if it snows in Jersey next year.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:40 PM  
Oh, I guess I'll go ahead and play.

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
- Kelly Kelly and Maria Mgajdfmnasdflsdgfm.

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
- Orton

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
- Cody wins, Show knocks him out afterward.

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
- Over, definitely. There will be 10 videos for the matches alone, and all of those may be Taker/HHH and Rock/Cena videos.

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
- Daniel Bryan with help from AJ.

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
- Team No Seriously, I Can't Hear You

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
- Mark Henry

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
- Lesnar's return.

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
- CM Punk in a classic, but with just enough of a maybe to make Jericho able to extend the feud.

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
- Cena, because I think Rock's next opponent is Lesnar.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
- The Undertaker always wins at WrestleMania.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:48 PM  
Wow, how'd they score Lillian Gracia to do the anthem? Quite a coup, Vinnie.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:51 PM  
Watch Lillian botch and call this the National Anthem.
 
2012-04-01 07:01:51 PM  
Wait is Lilian back full time?
 
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