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2012-04-01 06:22:07 PM

zomega: We gave in and shelled out the money for WM tonight. This is going to be fun.

My husband is going to re-educate me on the Attitude Era before the thing starts; I'd stopped watching right before that and missed the whole thing.

*hangs up the CM Punk flag over the sofa*


You. You are the kind of people who need to post more.
 
2012-04-01 06:22:38 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve: Glamazon
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Rhodes
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments Over.
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White DBD
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Kofi
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Jericho loses to Punk, causing Johnny Ace to recruit him to his team in exchange for another title match. Miz gets replaced, knocks out Jericho as interference, turning face in the process
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho CM Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena Fruity Pebbles
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Nope, don't care about GoT
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? No
 
2012-04-01 06:22:49 PM

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.


Pervert.
 
2012-04-01 06:23:03 PM

silgryphon: I assume that was Warrior being an ass?


Not really, Hunter was there just to get squashed and no-selling the Pedigree was part of it. In the WrestleMania All Day segment on the match prior to WrestleMania 2000, Hunter did biatch about how Warrior was the most unprofessional guy he ever worked with.
 
2012-04-01 06:23:11 PM
Sure I'll play...

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve: Yelly Kelly and Maria Menudo... I could look at those two forever
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane: Hide yo bags, ladies, Orton's gonna win!
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show: Whoa-oh, you're only smoke and mirrors... Show by DQ.
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments: Over 10.5 is trending worldwide!
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White: It's a shameful thing lobster head... Sheamus FTW.
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team: Team Teddy... hold on a minute, playa... Team Johnny.
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission): Ziggles with the win
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?: Maria Menounos wardrobe malfunction (pleasepleaseplease)
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho: Jericho... U MAD PUNK?
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena: Let's go Cena (Cat)!
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win): Uh... Baldertaker?


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Nope
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Take the under
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? I don't watch Game o' Thrones. (Throws up flame shield)
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Definitely
 
2012-04-01 06:23:23 PM
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Ms. Blank's team or her by herself.
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Woah oh! Cody!
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments under
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White Lime Status: Too Many Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Mr. Excitement! Team Johnny!!
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Otunga with the cheap win. Assist by Mr. Ziggles.
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night Cena kicking out of like 3 Rock Bottoms.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Best in the wooooorld! Punk!
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena Ugh. Cena goes over.
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Undertaker. Even Mr. Aitches ego isn't big enough to book himself to beat the streak.
 
2012-04-01 06:23:40 PM
Been lurking since MITB (except for one gredunza try).

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)-Ziggles
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?-HBK superkicks HHH to preserve the streak
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Will Rock miss his kip-up?-No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?-Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?-Very Yes.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?-No
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?-Yes, even a broken Vince finds a blind nut twice a year.
 
2012-04-01 06:23:53 PM

Gunny Highway: [i282.photobucket.com image 400x300]

Vintage Orton


If I had the photoshop skills I'd make an image with Orton doing that to the Hindenburg.
 
2012-04-01 06:24:36 PM
It seems tonight, that the matches are matches that we know people should win, Cena, Undertaker, CM Punk, Sheamus etc it's if the WWE wants to tell us to go fark ourselves and do a swerve on any of these, I wonder...
 
2012-04-01 06:24:37 PM

robsul82: silgryphon: I assume that was Warrior being an ass?

Not really, Hunter was there just to get squashed and no-selling the Pedigree was part of it. In the WrestleMania All Day segment on the match prior to WrestleMania 2000, Hunter did biatch about how Warrior was the most unprofessional guy he ever worked with.


But then in the "Self-Destruction" DVD, Gagne biatches about how Warrior "stole" and "ruined" his first Wrestlemania. Retconning is so much fun.
 
2012-04-01 06:24:46 PM
So if rumors are true that bragging rights is coming back for a July PPV I think the 12 team tag match ends in a tie because it will end up being an elimination match.
 
2012-04-01 06:24:49 PM
SharkTrager

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Pervert.


Why does that make me a pervert?
 
2012-04-01 06:25:06 PM
JfSP, please check your email
 
2012-04-01 06:25:45 PM

Fisty Bum: robsul82: silgryphon: I assume that was Warrior being an ass?

Not really, Hunter was there just to get squashed and no-selling the Pedigree was part of it. In the WrestleMania All Day segment on the match prior to WrestleMania 2000, Hunter did biatch about how Warrior was the most unprofessional guy he ever worked with.

But then in the "Self-Destruction" DVD, Gagne biatches about how Warrior "stole" and "ruined" his first Wrestlemania. Retconning is so much fun.


Yeah, stuff like that's only led to the obvious jokes that greeted Gagne saying Warrior is "no doubt a Hall of Famer" the other day.

"Uh oh, Hunter wants his win back."
 
2012-04-01 06:25:55 PM
Checking in. Dumb question, but what time (Eastern) does the PPV begin?
 
2012-04-01 06:25:59 PM
No bars in Los Angeles want to show this?

Must I resort to the streams? Yes yes yes yes yes.
 
2012-04-01 06:26:05 PM

silgryphon: SharkTrager

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Pervert.

Why does that make me a pervert?


It will come to you.
 
2012-04-01 06:26:54 PM
I can't wait to see Brock and Batista standing over the bodies of Cena and Rock laughing manically as mania goes off the air
 
2012-04-01 06:26:54 PM
1. Glamazon/Eve
2. Orton
3. Cody
4. OVER
5. Sheamus
6. Team Ace
7. The Miz
8. HBK turns on HHH
9. Punk
10. Cena (sucks)
100. Undertaker
 
2012-04-01 06:26:58 PM
LucklessWonder

Checking in. Dumb question, but what time (Eastern) does the PPV begin?


7 on the dot
 
2012-04-01 06:26:59 PM
Do I need to copy my half assed answers from the other thread over to this one?
 
2012-04-01 06:27:04 PM
So, with Brock Lesnar in attendance, and headlining one of the main events for WM 29...is it a given that he's going after Undertaker?
 
2012-04-01 06:27:42 PM

NotEric: No bars in Los Angeles want to show this?

Must I resort to the streams? Yes yes yes yes yes.


Most Hooters and Buffalo Wild Wings are showing it.
 
2012-04-01 06:27:49 PM
FINALLY... Wrestling HAS COME BACK to the Sports thread. Haters, git.
 
2012-04-01 06:28:13 PM
SharkTrager



silgryphon: SharkTrager

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Pervert.

Why does that make me a pervert?

It will come to you.

Nope explain it to me
 
2012-04-01 06:28:16 PM
The Tag title match should be on Youtube.
 
2012-04-01 06:28:58 PM
There is absolutely no hope of Kharma popping round to make the Divas section of the show even vaguely watchable, is there?
 
2012-04-01 06:29:11 PM

silgryphon: SharkTrager



silgryphon: SharkTrager

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Pervert.

Why does that make me a pervert?

It will come to you.
Nope explain it to me


It's a play on when discussing a pretty girl saying "She has the prettiest face I ever came across."
 
2012-04-01 06:29:11 PM

verbaltoxin: The Tag title match should be on Youtube.


There's a tag title?
 
2012-04-01 06:29:23 PM
 
2012-04-01 06:29:46 PM
FYI, preshow with a triple threat tag team title bout starting on Youtube shortly.
 
2012-04-01 06:29:48 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: 1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Ziggler for both
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Smiths turns face
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Haters gonna hate


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? no
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? It will be the most electrifying botch
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Does the pope shiat in the woods?
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Watching what?
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Presumes I think it will be a bad PPV, or that I'm one of those weenies who poo-poos everything and couches it all in "but I hope I'm wrong." I think I will enjoy the show.

 
2012-04-01 06:29:49 PM

Fisty Bum: verbaltoxin: The Tag title match should be on Youtube.

There's a tag title?


Funny, Vince said the same thing during one of last night's rewrites.
 
2012-04-01 06:29:52 PM
Cut & paste from a previous thread, my predictions in order of how I think the show will fall:

1. DB/Sheamus. Lobsterhead goes over, possibly some failed help from AJ.

2. Wrestlemania Payday mach: Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy: Looks like it's a regular tag match, not an elimination. Team Johnny wins via shenanigans and a schmoz.

3. Orton/Kane: Defecation break, so obviously Randy wins. It might be kind of dramatic.

4. Cody/Show: Plenty of big guy/little guy spots. Cody weasels out a win to retain. A rather lighthearted match.

5. Punk/Jericho: decent time, Punk takes a lot of heat but hits either GTS or the Anaconda Vice for the win after a longish good match.

6. HHH/UT HIAC with Shawn Michaels as ref: Brutal plodding brawl. Would not be shocked to see some color here. HBK will go to superkick UT, UT moves, he hits HHH instead for the win. HBK will hesitate on the count.

7. Piss break. Quick match with Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly and that chick from that TV show going over with TV chick scoring the pin.

8. Cena/Rock: It's obvious to me, Rock does the hometown honors. This should be decent, as long as the 5 moves of doom are out of play for both. Cena wins. Let the happiness or the shiatstorm begin.
 
2012-04-01 06:30:08 PM

economicalhaircut: I can't wait to see Brock and Batista standing over the bodies of Cena and Rock laughing manically as mania goes off the air


If I had access to the sheets and I knew this was guaranteed to happen I would without a doubt shell out the 59.99+ whatever tax to watch that.
 
2012-04-01 06:30:16 PM
GAH, COME THE FARK ON COMCAST, GET YO SHIAT TOGETHER!
 
2012-04-01 06:30:31 PM

MagSeven: FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 548x720]

/of course I'm going to edit the caption later.
That poor bastard might lose his other leg to diabeetus very soon.
/KAaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah amala!


There's a chance he just might, sadly. (new window)
 
2012-04-01 06:31:35 PM
@ultimatewarrior
WM 28...time for WWE Superstars of today to shine. Feel THEIR power. All of them warriors for today. Watch @CMPunk OWN it. Always Believe, W.


Punk and Warrior's weird Twitter friendship has been very entertaining.
 
2012-04-01 06:31:45 PM
When was the last outdoor Wrestlemania? What happens should it randomly start to rain?
 
2012-04-01 06:32:08 PM


"Maybe her shoes are too tight." (new window)


I love how all the women are crying
 
2012-04-01 06:32:29 PM

Fisty Bum: When was the last outdoor Wrestlemania? What happens should it randomly start to rain?


Arizona a few years ago...Rick Flair's WWE farewell match.
 
2012-04-01 06:32:35 PM
All emails have been replied to.
 
2012-04-01 06:32:52 PM
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Team tripping balls
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Show (but I wish he would lose)
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage momentsOver
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White The Albino
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Team Ace (sadly)
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) The Miz
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Shawn Michaels is injured during his dance/ringwalk
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker-They're already talking about who he fights next year
 
2012-04-01 06:34:08 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Brodus vs. Earthquake would be a... stiff... match.


Slashfic'd
 
2012-04-01 06:34:17 PM
Tag team triple threat match live streaming on wwe.com now. Usos vs. Tyson Kidd/Justin Gabriel/Those guys that hang out with Rosa's ass.
 
2012-04-01 06:34:39 PM
Giant penny battle time
 
2012-04-01 06:35:06 PM

hobblekitty: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING fWc!

My headline was better. No, really.

Congrats to all of the Gredunza winners for the first Q 2012!

[i107.photobucket.com image 535x640]


Yay, im on a plaque! thanks Hobblekitty
 
2012-04-01 06:35:18 PM
The only good thing about Epico and Primo is Rosa's fantastic ass.
 
2012-04-01 06:35:45 PM

FinFangFark: Fisty Bum: When was the last outdoor Wrestlemania? What happens should it randomly start to rain?

Arizona a few years ago...Rick Flair's WWE farewell match.


No, that was Orlando, FL.

Arizona's was a part outdoor affair, the retractable roof was NOT open for the entire night (just most of it)
 
2012-04-01 06:36:27 PM
I really think this Rock/Cena match could be the stinker of the night. If they have Brock run in to set up some BS match for next year I am going to be pissed.

When does Punk talk to Vince and say "WTF DO I HAVE TO DO!?!"
 
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