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2012-04-01 06:06:52 PM

Fisty Bum: So, going back to Wrestlemania VI for a second here...

Why did Warrior get those fancy coloured IC and World Championship belts? I can't recall anyone else (Cody Rhodes' white IC belt notwithstanding) getting something like that.

[www.wwe.com image 640x359]

Just looks weird to me.


Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to.

/forgot about Christian's pitch-perfect imitation of Warrior's plane crash WrestleMania VI promo
 
2012-04-01 06:06:55 PM

Fisty Bum: So, going back to Wrestlemania VI for a second here...

Why did Warrior get those fancy coloured IC and World Championship belts? I can't recall anyone else (Cody Rhodes' white IC belt notwithstanding) getting something like that.

[www.wwe.com image 640x359]

Just looks weird to me.


Part of the gimmick, I guess.

Warrior was the first to get different colored belts. But, he wasn't the last. Shawn Michaels had white and baby blue IC belts, Goldust had a gold leathered IC belt.

I wish someone had went for red.
 
2012-04-01 06:07:04 PM

hobblekitty: Current Lime Status:

Refreshingly Tart

[www.girltalkhome.com image 420x420]


Hey, I'm drinking that right now! It's pretty good.

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR)
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Dolph Ziggler
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Brock Lesnar
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Hell yes.
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock.
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Hell yes.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Hell yes.
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? FARK no.
 
2012-04-01 06:07:20 PM
Sin Cara Indian Brown reporting in for duty!
 
2012-04-01 06:08:03 PM
redriverpak.files.wordpress.com

fWc. We taking over this site.
 
2012-04-01 06:08:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: First off, for everyone with the "better" headlines... did you submit 'em to sports, or go for main and waste them like a vote for Ross Perot?

Second... today is the anniversary of a Wrestlemania with a main event we actually wanted to see...

[i6.photobucket.com image 350x342]


Warrior/Savage > Warrior/Hogan
 
2012-04-01 06:08:46 PM
The Official fWc List of Gredunza Champions
Becuase Fark you that's why

08/29/11 - Dougie AXP
08/30/11 - Dougie AXP
09/05/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/12/11 - FirstNationalBastard
09/18/11 - Leader O'Cola
09/19/11 - Master P but not that one
09/26/11 - Teh-Yak
10/02/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
10/03/11 - nyrkah1
10/10/11 - nyrkah1
10/17/11 - Not Eric
10/23/11 - Dougie AXP
10/24/11 - hobblekitty
10/31/11 - HodieTeck
11/07/11 - Eddie T. Head
11/14/11 - silgryphon
11/20/11 - LegacyDL (1004)
11/20/11 - Verbaltoxin (2008)
11/21/11 - Dumb-Ass-Monkey
11/28/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
11/29/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
12/05/11 - Verbaltoxin
12/12/11 - DaFlava737
12/18/11 - Eddie T. Head
12/19/11 - nyrkah1
12/26/11 - Jim from Saint Paul
01/02/12 - silgryphon (1004)
01/02/12 - Ed Becker (2008)
01/09/12 - MagSeven
01/16/12 - No Line For Beer
01/23/12 - silgryphon
01/29/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
01/29/12 - Dougie AXP (2008)
01/30/12 - nyrkah1
02/06/12 - Igor Jakovsky (1004)
02/09/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/13/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
02/14/12 - SharkTrager (2008)
02/19/12 - FirstNationalBastard
02/20/12 - Dr J Zoidberg (1004)
02/21/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
02/27/12 - nyrkah1 (1004)
03/01/12 - FirstNationalBastard (2008)
03/05/12 - Fisty Bum (1004)
03/06/12 - *TITLE VACATED* by the office of Zombie Jack Tunney due to the inconclusive nature of the finish of the bout
03/07/12 - Shark Trager (2008)
03/12/12 - one of those (1004)
03/15/12 - P-Money All $tar (2008)
03/19/12 - Russ Feingold's Brass Balls
03/26/12 - nyrkah1
 
2012-04-01 06:09:39 PM
WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve - and they'll try - and fail - to make it look legit.
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Booker T
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Lesnar's Reappearance
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yep.
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock.
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? No, I'll be reading it.
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Yes.
 
2012-04-01 06:10:01 PM
Still undecided if I'm shoveling out 60 bucks for HD Brock Lesnar run in on Undertaker/HHH or Rock/Cena, or if I'm relying on potentially shiatty streaming.
 
2012-04-01 06:10:09 PM

thefireandpassion: Warrior/Savage > Warrior/Hogan


Yeah, no question. But whenever the feeling arises to discount the delicate dance Pat Patterson put together for Hogan/Warrior, just look at the WCW rematch.
 
2012-04-01 06:10:11 PM

thefireandpassion: FirstNationalBastard: First off, for everyone with the "better" headlines... did you submit 'em to sports, or go for main and waste them like a vote for Ross Perot?

Second... today is the anniversary of a Wrestlemania with a main event we actually wanted to see...

[i6.photobucket.com image 350x342]

Warrior/Savage > Warrior/Hogan


I don't disagree. But, Warrior/Hogan gets a couple extra points because no one expected it to be a good match. And it was a good, sound wrestling match (thanks to Pat Patterson). But with Savage... Savage could pull a good match out of most anyone.
 
2012-04-01 06:10:16 PM
Checking in, fWc! Today's going to be epic. WHAR STREAM WHAR

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


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2012-04-01 06:11:41 PM

VvonderJesus: Still undecided if I'm shoveling out 60 bucks for HD Brock Lesnar run in on Undertaker/HHH or Rock/Cena, or if I'm relying on potentially shiatty streaming.


same here.
 
2012-04-01 06:12:09 PM
i6.photobucket.com

/of course I'm going to edit the caption later.
 
2012-04-01 06:12:34 PM
SONOVABIATCH!

My PPV feed (I paid for it) just went out and the cable company can't figure out why...AHHH!!!
 
2012-04-01 06:12:40 PM

Gunny Highway: VvonderJesus: Still undecided if I'm shoveling out 60 bucks for HD Brock Lesnar run in on Undertaker/HHH or Rock/Cena, or if I'm relying on potentially shiatty streaming.

same here.


Make me #3.
 
2012-04-01 06:13:07 PM
Was up guys I've got a really special grudenza post tonight.

Woohooo Wrestlemania time in an hour

Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Otunga
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Lesnar getting into the Rock/Cena match
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
 
2012-04-01 06:13:48 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Tripping balls
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane RKO
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Santino
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Brock Lesnar attacks new heavyweight champ sheamus after he wins the belt.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? For sure
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? no
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? I hope so
 
2012-04-01 06:13:59 PM
I always enjoy Wresltlemania while walking along brooks, rivers or streams. Does anyone know any good water ways in which I could stroll along?
 
2012-04-01 06:14:33 PM
So which match is Brock going to interrupt?
 
2012-04-01 06:14:41 PM
Oh, the belt presentation at the end of Hogan/Warrior...if there are two storytelling conventions I'm a huge mark for, it's the belt presentation from former champion to new champion and a handshake face turn.
 
2012-04-01 06:14:54 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
I call Maria Menounos will again roll-up the Divas Champion and by default becomes the uncrowned champ.

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
Orton will do his namesake on Kane's belief in Austrian economics.

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
Cody Rhodes will continue wearing that strange custom belt of his that WWE still hasn't explained.

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
Going for a solid 10.

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW World Heavyweight Champion, *Cue "Too Many Limes*


6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
Johnny Ace becomes sole GM of WWE.

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
Dolph gets the winning pinfall.

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
I'm thinking it'll be a very "meh" Wrestlemania, but maybe we'll see Stephanie in some capacity.

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and NEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW WWE Champion *Cue "Break the Walls Down*

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
The Rock will get his Attitude Adjustment and CeNation will hold the banner high, with no where else to go.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
I'm going to pick Taker getting the win and I expect a huge sigh of relief mixed with weariness from the FWC.
 
2012-04-01 06:15:10 PM
HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.
 
2012-04-01 06:15:15 PM

Wettner: I always enjoy Wresltlemania while walking along brooks, rivers or streams. Does anyone know any good water ways in which I could stroll along?


I've heard in Europe, you can stroll along FRONT and center...just make sure you keep things organized and in a ROW in order to keep the bodies of water moving.
 
2012-04-01 06:15:49 PM

9beers: So which match is Brock going to interrupt?


Rock/Cena, I'd think. Slight chance of 'Taker/HHH.
 
2012-04-01 06:15:56 PM
We gave in and shelled out the money for WM tonight. This is going to be fun.

My husband is going to re-educate me on the Attitude Era before the thing starts; I'd stopped watching right before that and missed the whole thing.

*hangs up the CM Punk flag over the sofa*
 
2012-04-01 06:16:12 PM

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve - There's a Celebrity involved. They always win
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane - I want Kane but Orton is moving into a Del Rio feud (run-in maybe?)
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show - Cody needs it
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments - Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White - Could be so wrong on this but I hoping he keeps it and it's an AJ related loss for Rock Concert Fire
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team - Johnny Ace fulfills Vince's need for "evil boss"
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) - Carlton from Fresh Prince Lawyer guy
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Feel like people spoiled the Lesnar thing, SO IT SHOULD NOT COUNT BUT I WANT POINTS TO GET JfSP'S ONE-LEGGED MOMMA IN LAW TO BLOW ME
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho - Jericho a part-timer and they farked this one up anyway I don't care
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena - BECAUSE FARK YOU
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) - HBK costs HHH it.


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Fark you.
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Fark you.
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Fark you.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Fark you.
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Fark you.

Fark you.
 
2012-04-01 06:16:19 PM
It's such a shame Punk and Jericho seem to hate each other so much. They sang so well together in the past.
Link (new window)
 
2012-04-01 06:17:11 PM

zomega: We gave in and shelled out the money for WM tonight. This is going to be fun.

My husband is going to re-educate me on the Attitude Era before the thing starts; I'd stopped watching right before that and missed the whole thing.

*hangs up the CM Punk flag over the sofa*


so basically it's just a Chicago city flag, right?
 
2012-04-01 06:17:12 PM

robsul82: Oh, the belt presentation at the end of Hogan/Warrior...if there are two storytelling conventions I'm a huge mark for, it's the belt presentation from former champion to new champion and a handshake face turn.


The other line of thought on that one is that Hogan stole Warrior's thunder, and sabotaged his entire run as champ by hanging around.

However, I'd say it was Vince who sabotaged Warrior's run by not building up any credible heel challengers for Warrior to face.
 
2012-04-01 06:17:14 PM

Wettner: I always enjoy Wresltlemania while walking along brooks, rivers or streams. Does anyone know any good water ways in which I could stroll along?


I too am looking for some calm, comfortable running water to stroll along.
 
2012-04-01 06:17:21 PM

silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.


Despite all his best efforts, this is Gagne's enduring WrestleMania MomentTM (new window).
 
2012-04-01 06:17:34 PM

Wettner: I always enjoy Wresltlemania while walking along brooks, rivers or streams. Does anyone know any good water ways in which I could stroll along?


Please send me an email so I can give you a detailed accounting of where said water ways can be found.

This goes for anyone interested.
 
2012-04-01 06:17:47 PM
i282.photobucket.com

Vintage Orton
 
2012-04-01 06:18:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: [i6.photobucket.com image 548x720]

/of course I'm going to edit the caption later.

That poor bastard might lose his other leg to diabeetus very soon.
/KAaaaaaaa aaaaaaaah amala!
 
2012-04-01 06:18:49 PM
reposting

Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve Trippin Balls
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show Show via DQ
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White TOO MANY LIMES
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team Hold on, playa! Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) the Jamaican from Ghana, Indiana
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? CENA HEEL TURN YEAH I SAID IT
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena People's Elbow over 5 Knuckle Shuffle
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) Taker goes 20-0


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? no
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? The Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Easily
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? nah, need to read it first
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? god I hope so
 
2012-04-01 06:18:50 PM
I'd love see a Brodus Clay gaunlet match were they bring out legend after legend and he squashes them all, all the people from the X-7 gimmick battle royal.
 
2012-04-01 06:18:53 PM
All I want out of tonight's show:

1. Paul Bearer for Taker's entrance
2. Kofi picks up the win for Team Teddy...hell I'd take him screwing over Team Teddy, just get him a good storyline
3. Jericho rage quits. Please?
 
2012-04-01 06:19:03 PM

robsul82: silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Despite all his best efforts, this is Gagne's enduring WrestleMania MomentTM (new window).


groups.ultimate-guitar.com
 
2012-04-01 06:19:23 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve; Celebrity match
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane; because i hate Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show; will have held all WWE titles
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White because i man-love D-Bry
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Otunga
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? Brock Lesnar.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena; because he's farking Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? No, because i don't have HBO and have yet to watch season one, though the books are great
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Probably, i am a Mark at heart

 
2012-04-01 06:19:39 PM
robsul82 [TotalFark]


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silgryphon: HHH in his best match ever (new window)

I came across this today.

Despite all his best efforts, this is Gagne's enduring WrestleMania MomentTM (new window).


I assume that was Warrior being an ass?
 
2012-04-01 06:19:56 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
Phoenix/Eve, don't really care.

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
Orton, ditto

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
Rhodes

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
It's 4 hours, I'll take the over

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
The lime status will be too many for Bryan to overcome.

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
Team Ace.

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
Otunga, who seems to be getting a ridiculous push for some reason.

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
Going on the rumors, Lesner or Batista returns and interferes in some way.

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
Punk

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
Cena.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
'Taker (I really hope.) I don't actually hate Triple H, I just don't think that he needs the rub for defeating 'Taker at Wrestlemania.

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? If he enters before the others, yes
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? Probably
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? I hope so.
 
2012-04-01 06:20:26 PM
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2012-04-01 06:20:33 PM

economicalhaircut: I'd love see a Brodus Clay gaunlet match were they bring out legend after legend and he squashes them all, all the people from the X-7 gimmick battle royal.


Brodus vs. Earthquake would be a... stiff... match.

And I don't think Kamala would have a leg to stand on vs. Brodus.
 
2012-04-01 06:21:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: The other line of thought on that one is that Hogan stole Warrior's thunder, and sabotaged his entire run as champ by hanging around.

However, I'd say it was Vince who sabotaged Warrior's run by not building up any credible heel challengers for Warrior to face.


I've gone back and forth on that, when I watched the Self-Destruction DVD and Hogan smugly points out that "every eye in the building was on me, not the new champ, that's when I knew it wouldn't work," I immediately thought, "Yeah, that's what happens when 90% of the aftermath is based around you," but I thought, it WAS an epic passing-of-the-torch match (or at least it was supposed to be), Hogan had to be involved in SOME degree in the aftermatch happenings. How much is too much?

/and yeah, all they had for Warrior was a rehash of his feud with Rick Rude and a fat "Iraqi sympathizer," that didn't help
 
2012-04-01 06:21:24 PM
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]


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economicalhaircut: I'd love see a Brodus Clay gaunlet match were they bring out legend after legend and he squashes them all, all the people from the X-7 gimmick battle royal.

Brodus vs. Earthquake would be a... stiff... match.

And I don't think Kamala would have a leg to stand on vs. Brodus.


That was just wrong man
 
2012-04-01 06:21:24 PM
1 point : Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton
3 point Embarrassment match: Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: Michaels cheats to give the win to Taker
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker (that's right, I'm crazy)



Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? I might switch over to that
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? Yes
 
2012-04-01 06:21:26 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) The Zig Zag Man
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? The Divas match will last longer than 90 seconds. Oh, and some Lesnar guy might show up.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win). Just hedging my bet. And I just don't trust Triple Gagne.
 
2012-04-01 06:21:46 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Dougie AXP: This is farking bullshiat.

My headline was the much better of the ones listed.

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

Fark Truism #438
Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.


I've complained before and I have approvals. Ergo, Fark truisms make as much sense as Fark Mods and favoriting Dougie.
 
2012-04-01 06:21:49 PM
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