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2012-04-01 08:58:19 AM
Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points
:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?
 
2012-04-01 09:05:33 AM
Farkback given to get the greenlight pushed back an hour to 5PM central. Headline didn't explain 4 hour show time. Actually asked for a 4PM central green too.
 
2012-04-01 10:05:43 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Farkback given to get the greenlight pushed back an hour to 5PM central. Headline didn't explain 4 hour show time. Actually asked for a 4PM central green too.


Got the 5PM central green.
 
2012-04-01 10:31:53 AM
I hate to be THAT guy, but I would think the headline should at least mention whether the Rock will job or not and if Undertaker will have to take one for HHH. To me those are the important questions on the show, but oh well.
 
2012-04-01 10:58:46 AM
This is farking bullshiat.

My headline was the much better of the ones listed.

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.
 
2012-04-01 11:11:55 AM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING fWc!

My headline was better. No, really.

Congrats to all of the Gredunza winners for the first Q 2012!

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 11:43:13 AM
Mornin' FWC. Here's my list of predictions for points and whatnots.

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
- Is that person from Extra still in the match? If so, that team wins. But no one really cares.

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
- Orton dumps all over Kane. Again...no one really cares.

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
- Big Show will win the IC title (for some reason) and will do just as little with it as Cody has done.

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
- Over. Dear god, over.

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
- Hold on to your limes, we got a new champion tonight!

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
- This entire angle has been stupid. However, I'll select Team Teddy because he irritates me less.

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
- Santino

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
- Ricky Steamboat and Zombie Savage come back for a Wrestelmania III rematch

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
- Punk retains. Either way, this match is going to be epic.

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
- Cena wins. Anything else would be incredibly stupid booking.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
- Taker wins with a misplaced HBK superkick

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?
- Yes

Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
- Rock...he's wrestled what...twice in the last 5 years?

Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?
- Yes. Taker's entrance alone should take 10 minutes.

Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?
- Because I don't get HBO Canada.

Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?
- Probably not.
 
2012-04-01 01:12:20 PM
OK, here we go. Though I'll miss the 1st hour and a half due to working

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve- Tripping Balls. The guest always wins.
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane- Kane as one of the 2 "make the fans boo" moments
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show- Big Show. A guy that popular can't suck at WM forever.
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments- Over. Way over. 5 of the segments will be the Rock alone.
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White- Lobsterhead.
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team- Ace.
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)- Ziggler
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?- Brock Lesnar interferes with Taker/HHH
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho- Punk in the best match of the evening
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena- Cena because it's Cena.
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)- Undertaker setting up Taker v Lesnar next year.


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?- Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?- Cena (sorry, man)
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?- Yes, see below.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?- Yes.
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?- No. It's Wrestlemania. It's supposed to be good.

My suggested tiebreaker question: How long will it take the Undertaker to get to the ring? Clock starts on the 1st gong and ends on the lights coming up.- 9:30. And HBK will come out 1st, followed by HHH so it will take over 10 minutes.
 
2012-04-01 01:32:17 PM
FTFS:

Someone line up 32 bags, it's Randy Orton's birthday!

WWE Films may be even less creative than the soap writers at WWE Proper...

WWE will keep the PG rating on their TV shows but WWE Studios will bring PG-13 and R-rated movies. WWE Studios is looking to release six to eight films a year with most of them being based on reboots or sequels. WWE Superstars will continue to be featured in movies but mostly in supporting roles.

WWE's Lowered Expectations should be lowered further...

While WWE officials were expecting 1.25 to 1.3 million buys for tonight's WrestleMania 28 pay-per-view, word now is that they are expecting just 1 million buys.

And, The Best movie ever is finally headed to DVD.

ringsidenews.com
 
2012-04-01 01:46:45 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Courtesy of TheManofPA:

WRESTLEMANIA POINTS COMPETITION (stolen from the brilliant bastard who did the RR) (Jim from Saint Paul edit: That's right people. I'm a brilliant bastard. HA!)

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments OVER
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) MIZ
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? HHH or UT take a hugh bump involving the cage.
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes.
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock, but Cena will help.
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yep.
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? I wondering NOW.
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? God I hope so.

 
2012-04-01 01:48:48 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-04-01 01:52:10 PM
First off, for everyone with the "better" headlines... did you submit 'em to sports, or go for main and waste them like a vote for Ross Perot?

Second... today is the anniversary of a Wrestlemania with a main event we actually wanted to see...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 01:54:48 PM

Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 549x395]


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 02:07:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: And, The Best movie ever is finally headed to DVD.


I-Mockery reviews the best Hulk Hogan movie ever (new window)

/DOOKIE?!
 
2012-04-01 02:13:54 PM

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
Trippin' Balls and breakin' necks (with Lita?)

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
- Orton. (someone gets batista'd?)

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
- Cody. (special appearance from lesnar?)

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
- 21

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
- WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT FELLA

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
- team TeddyJohnnyBotch. LAURINITIS'D!!

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
- ClownShoes

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? This can't be for real points because it'll be based on opinion and just like arseholes, everyone is gonna have one. Taker will steal the show. Cena and the rock come a close second I guess.

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
- JeriGOLD!

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
- the Rock

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
- Taker ends it with a dirtnap. 20-ohhhhhhh

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?
- Nope. he'll still make the next botchamania tho.

Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
- Rocky. It's hard to botch shoulder blocks.

Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?
- 12 minutes.

Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?
- seriously? don't have hbo. overrated.

Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?
- It's the Grand Daddy. I think we'll see some cool shiat. Plus, we'll all get this year long yawn fest out of our systems. Hall Of Fame tomorrow before raw tomorrow night and I got both nights off. I'm gonna enjoy this!

By the way
,

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY FWC!!!!
 
2012-04-01 02:26:13 PM
On this, the first anniversary of the fWc, we should take a moment to remember some of the memes that have fallen by the wayside this past year...

Conway Twitty

www.morethings.com

White Virgil

royalrumbler.files.wordpress.com

Alberto Del Rio

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 02:42:07 PM

Dougie AXP: This is farking bullshiat.

My headline was the much better of the ones listed.

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.


Fark Truism #438
Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.
 
2012-04-01 03:00:47 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Dougie AXP: This is farking bullshiat.

My headline was the much better of the ones listed.

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

Fark Truism #438
Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.


After nearly 500 greens, I've come to realize... the approval process is completely random. The ones you submit that you think are surefire greens generally don't go green, and the ones you throw out there for the hell of it thinking there's no way this will ever go green are the ones that go live.

I think it was my greenlit article about Fatty Arbuckle that drove that point home for me.

And as for wrestling... Here's a pic of Ric Flair being introduced for last night's HoF induction

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 03:25:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: On this, the first anniversary of the fWc, we should take a moment to remember some of the memes that have fallen by the wayside this past year...

Conway Twitty
White Virgil
Alberto Del Rio

Sin Cara

i1122.photobucket.com

Armbra
i1122.photobucket.com

and who could forget....


i1122.photobucket.com

 
2012-04-01 03:46:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: WWE's Lowered Expectations should be lowered further...

While WWE officials were expecting 1.25 to 1.3 million buys for tonight's WrestleMania 28 pay-per-view, word now is that they are expecting just 1 million buys.


Gee, I wonder who that's being blamed on.

FirstNationalBastard: And, The Best movie ever is finally headed to DVD.


TEEEEEENY WANGERS!

FirstNationalBastard: Second... today is the anniversary of a Wrestlemania with a main event we actually wanted to see...


As I recall, Ventura showed up in a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. Or maybe that was Royal Rumble 1990.
 
2012-04-01 04:02:21 PM

P-Money All $tar: Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?
- seriously? don't have hbo. overrated.



HBO may be overrated. Game of thrones is not. People are excited about it being on HBO as it means all the violence and sex comes over pretty much unsanitized.

You should at least check out the series and see what you think before just waiving it off.
 
2012-04-01 04:02:38 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Bathia_Mapes: Dougie AXP: This is farking bullshiat.

My headline was the much better of the ones listed.

BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

Fark Truism #438
Posters complaining about the headline, tag, or approval process have never had any link submission approved.

After nearly 500 greens, I've come to realize... the approval process is completely random. The ones you submit that you think are surefire greens generally don't go green, and the ones you throw out there for the hell of it thinking there's no way this will ever go green are the ones that go live.

I think it was my greenlit article about Fatty Arbuckle that drove that point home for me.

And as for wrestling... Here's a pic of Ric Flair being introduced for last night's HoF induction

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x426]


That's pretty much been my experience too. The ones I think are surefire seem to always go red.
 
2012-04-01 04:15:22 PM

robsul82:
FirstNationalBastard: Second... today is the anniversary of a Wrestlemania with a main event we actually wanted to see...

As I recall, Ventura showed up in a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. Or maybe that was Royal Rumble 1990.


Yep. Rumble '90 was in Orlando, so Jesse had the Mickey Mouse gear... ears, too.

Oh, and as for the No Holds Barred DVD... I'd like to see Vince and Hulk do a commentary track, since they were the ones who rewrote the movie to make it into what it was. I'd like to see the No Holds Barred PPV cage match as an extra, as well as some of the other Zeus/Hogan... "highlights". Also, I'd like to see someone inform Mike, Kevin, and Bill at Rifftrax that this is coming out on DVD, so this movie can finally live up to its potential.
 
2012-04-01 04:19:15 PM
1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve - COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane - The one currently trying and failing to turn "my name is Randy Orton" into a catchphrase
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show - Cody Rhodes, although I hesitate because clearly Vince remembered he has a title
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments - Over. By a bunch.
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White - Lobsterhead to break the recent "RR winner loses at 'Mania" streak
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team - Team Johnny, because you can't have that many impromptu tag matches on both shows
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) - Mr. Ziggles!
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night? - BROCK SMASH
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho - CM PUNK BABY!
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena - Jan Ceeeeeeenaaaaaaaaaaah
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win) - 19-0


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? No
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Cena
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Most definitely
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? That's why baby Jesus invented the DVR
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? No
 
2012-04-01 04:20:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and as for the No Holds Barred DVD... I'd like to see Vince and Hulk do a commentary track, since they were the ones who rewrote the movie to make it into what it was. I'd like to see the No Holds Barred PPV cage match as an extra, as well as some of the other Zeus/Hogan... "highlights". Also, I'd like to see someone inform Mike, Kevin, and Bill at Rifftrax that this is coming out on DVD, so this movie can finally live up to its potential.


Vince and Hulk having to comment on the sex scene would be superb.

/pushups make the ladies hot to trot, dontchaknow
 
2012-04-01 04:21:15 PM
Here's a pic I found on the webs...

i6.photobucket.com

Andre is teaching a young Randy Orton about the importance of shiatting wherever you please... bath tubs, gym bags, wherever.
 
2012-04-01 05:01:39 PM
Why you bump back an hour? Why you do this, why?
 
2012-04-01 05:10:18 PM
Vince and his son-in-law...

i6.photobucket.com

The men who took wrestling to unimaginable heights, and destroyed it soon after

i6.photobucket.com

You don't want to know what happened 15 seconds after this picture was taken...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-01 05:10:33 PM
Reposting my predictions...


1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
Glamazon, and may I state I look forward to seeing her in her ring attire once again.

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
Kane and though Kane does not like Orton, he does support Orton's right to Orton in a gym bag free of government interference.

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
This one is tough for me because I like both these guys, but I am going with Big Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
Over by at least double if not more, it's four hours long by the Gods.

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
Sheamus. Lime status: hopeful

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
Team Teddy

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
Santino. One would think I am being obtuse here but the way they have been putting Santino over lately one can never tell.

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
It will be announced that the Cena/Rock match was just a massive April Fools Joke and the WWE has been trolling us all year.

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
There can be only one Best In The World and that one is CM Punk
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
CENA all the way.

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
Underwear Taker, er, I mean Undertaker.
 
2012-04-01 05:13:52 PM
My weekend projects/chores are almost done...then pizza, beer, and WRESTLEMANIA!

/my headline was still better.
 
2012-04-01 05:37:17 PM
Hopefully we'll be able to wrangle the kids in bed and watch live, but 7pm is gonna be tight.

My first Wrestlemania I'll watch live(ish) since WM6, hopefully it won't
 
2012-04-01 05:38:04 PM
...disappoint.

/botch
 
2012-04-01 05:48:11 PM
Mene Gene: Fisty Bum, the match is at hand.

Well well. Nyrkah1...here we are at Wrestlemania and it's the biggest thread of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line...mainly the FWC belt. Oh yeah...it can be yours once again. You see, all you have to do to get it back is go through Damien and me. But you see, Damien and I don't forget. We remember all the times you made people grovel for your "smart" and "funny" tags. These were people far less fortunate than you. People who could use your tags for helping them feel better. And what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them, and you humiliated them.

Well now it's my turn! I'm going to make you beg, Nyrkah1. You are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated. And this time, you'll be the one that grovels for the FWC belt.

A victim of your own greed. Wallowing in the muck of avarice.

/Longfellow couldn't have said it better.
 
2012-04-01 05:49:34 PM
FWIW I may have biatched about my headline being better but I have in fact had a handful of main page greens in my time on Fark so I'm not mad bro. ;-)

"It's time for the grand daddy, the one who farked yo gramma, who birthed yo momma, who you're gonna call to tell her Wrestlemania 28 is tonight on PPV"
 
2012-04-01 05:50:04 PM

Fisty Bum: Mene Gene: Fisty Bum, the match is at hand.

Well well. Nyrkah1...here we are at Wrestlemania and it's the biggest thread of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line...mainly the FWC belt. Oh yeah...it can be yours once again. You see, all you have to do to get it back is go through Damien and me. But you see, Damien and I don't forget. We remember all the times you made people grovel for your "smart" and "funny" tags. These were people far less fortunate than you. People who could use your tags for helping them feel better. And what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them, and you humiliated them.

Well now it's my turn! I'm going to make you beg, Nyrkah1. You are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated. And this time, you'll be the one that grovels for the FWC belt.

A victim of your own greed. Wallowing in the muck of avarice.

/Longfellow couldn't have said it better.


Post of the thread so far...

Here's hoping you become the World Gredunza Fella'
 
2012-04-01 05:50:51 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Hopefully we'll be able to wrangle the kids in bed and watch live, but 7pm is gonna be tight.

My first Wrestlemania I'll watch live(ish) since WM6, hopefully it won't


That just inspires me to rewatch Hogan/Warrior...and instantly I'm sad there's no ringcarts anymore.

/I also dug those giant billboards of Hogan and Warrior different fans were holding up during the match
 
2012-04-01 05:52:10 PM

hobblekitty: FWIW I may have biatched about my headline being better but I have in fact had a handful of main page greens in my time on Fark so I'm not mad bro. ;-)

"It's time for the grand daddy, the one who farked yo gramma, who birthed yo momma, who you're gonna call to tell her Wrestlemania 28 is tonight on PPV"


Mine was:

"Because fark you, that's why. Oooh-a Ooohoooo-oh It's Wrestlemania 7PM EST PPV"
 
2012-04-01 05:52:33 PM

Fisty Bum: Mene Gene: Fisty Bum, the match is at hand.

Well well. Nyrkah1...here we are at Wrestlemania and it's the biggest thread of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line...mainly the FWC belt. Oh yeah...it can be yours once again. You see, all you have to do to get it back is go through Damien and me. But you see, Damien and I don't forget. We remember all the times you made people grovel for your "smart" and "funny" tags. These were people far less fortunate than you. People who could use your tags for helping them feel better. And what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them, and you humiliated them.

Well now it's my turn! I'm going to make you beg, Nyrkah1. You are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated. And this time, you'll be the one that grovels for the FWC belt.

A victim of your own greed. Wallowing in the muck of avarice.

/Longfellow couldn't have said it better.


One of Jake Roberts' best. LOVED that promo, rip it off constantly (particularly the last line, "wallowing in the muck of avarice" is farking poetry), and inspired me to become the only 5-year-old in the world to find out what "avarice" meant.

/I asked my dad, srsly, lol
 
2012-04-01 05:54:06 PM
Current Lime Status:

Refreshingly Tart

www.girltalkhome.com
 
2012-04-01 05:54:17 PM
My Picks:

1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
Team Tripping Balls

2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
Orton

3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
SSSHHHOOOOWWWWW!!

4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments
Over. I say 17 such moments

5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
Sheamus will cover Bryan/AJ in a flood of limes

6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
Team Teddy

7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission)
Santino

8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?
Brock interferes with Rock/Cena OR Lita stages a run-in on AJ

9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
Punk all the way!

10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
Rock via dusty finish after Brock interference

100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)
Taker

Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up? Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena? Rock
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell? Yes. I call 12.5
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card? No, don't have HBO
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being? YES YES YES!
 
2012-04-01 05:56:16 PM
Ah, Hogan/Warrior...when 50/50 actually meant 50/50.
 
2012-04-01 06:01:18 PM
And we are LIVE, fans! Not like that OTHER thread, where the little guy beats the big guy with 3 superkicks!
 
2012-04-01 06:04:03 PM
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT

2.bp.blogspot.com

WRESTLING FELLA
 
2012-04-01 06:04:11 PM
Gotta go get my pizza. I will post my ideas when I return.

Oh and if you are a lurker, this its the Main Event of the Year. Introduce yourself and you get one free insult at either myself, Dougie, or Smiths.

/recommends Dougie
//mock Smiths at your own caution
///I'd mock robsul
 
2012-04-01 06:04:24 PM
So, going back to Wrestlemania VI for a second here...

Why did Warrior get those fancy coloured IC and World Championship belts? I can't recall anyone else (Cody Rhodes' white IC belt notwithstanding) getting something like that.

www.wwe.com

Just looks weird to me.
 
2012-04-01 06:05:15 PM
Evening everyone...are you ready?


I SAID (no not that guy)...

ARE

YOU

READY!?!?!?!!

k.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-01 06:05:16 PM

TheManofPA: Gotta go get my pizza. I will post my ideas when I return.

Oh and if you are a lurker, this its the Main Event of the Year. Introduce yourself and you get one free insult at either myself, Dougie, or Smiths.

/recommends Dougie
//mock Smiths at your own caution
///I'd mock robsul


HEY!


actually, I'm ok with this.

Welcome lurkers!
 
2012-04-01 06:05:32 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: 1 point Piss break match: Team Tripping Balls vs. Glamzon/Eve
2 point Poop break match: Randy Orton vs. Kane
3 point Embarrassment match: Cody Rhodes vs. Big Show
4 point TWITTER RELATED question: Over or Under 10.5 video promos/backstage moments OVER
5 point YES YES YES match: Daniel Bryan vs. Great White
6 point Hold on a Minute player match: Team Teddy vs. The Ace Team
7 point I'm going to text you the answer question: Name 1 survivor if they make it elimination, or name the person who gets the win (i.e. pinfall/submission) Otunga
8 point WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT question: What will be the highlight/big shock of the night?Brock
9 point Tro-lo-lo match: CM Punk vs. Jericho
10 point Booked a Year Out Match: Rock vs. Cena
100 point END OF OUR FUN ERA Match: Undertaker vs. HHH (because if you get this wrong, you don't deserve to win)


Jim from Saint Paul: HHH "Supplemental" questions. All worth zero points:

Will Rock miss his kip-up?Yes
Who has the most noticeable botch: Rock or Cena?
Will it take more then 10 minutes from the start of HBK's music to get to the starting bell?No
Will you wonder why you're not watching Game of Thrones halfway through this card?No
Will we be pleasantly surprised by how awesome this PPV ends up being?NO

 
2012-04-01 06:05:41 PM

TheManofPA: ///I'd mock robsul


Only if you've got the next 12 hours free.
 
2012-04-01 06:06:20 PM
tonight it's an end of an era...and we are thankfully for that.

k.wigflip.com
 
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