FARK.com: (7025621) Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. The drunker you are, the prettier you become - to yourself. This would explain why most Farkers "feel sexier, smarter and funnier, even when others privately think you are a turkey"

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		Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. The drunker you are, the prettier you become - to yourself. This would explain why most Farkers "feel sexier, smarter and funnier, even when others privately think you are a turkey" (ca.news.yahoo.com)		44
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Kurmudgeon		2012-03-31 09:43:35 AM

Not true at all, subby. The drunker I get, the less I care if you think I'm pretty or not.
/slut

hubiestubert		2012-03-31 11:36:28 AM

It does explain a lot of TorD shenanigans...

gopher321		2012-03-31 12:00:30 PM

To liquid courage!

*swig*

Relatively Obscure		2012-03-31 12:41:15 PM

So THAT explains why I end up going home alone to masturbate.

spacemanjones		2012-03-31 02:25:08 PM

Thank you for using "turkey".

DrMcNinja		2012-03-31 02:32:27 PM

Looking good, you handsome motherfarker

Wise_Guy		2012-03-31 02:33:49 PM

DrMcNinja: [i17.photobucket.com image 351x193]

Looking good, you handsome motherfarker

Heh.. Came here to post this.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-31 02:33:49 PM

Hey, I may be sober all the time, but I'm still a magnificent bastard.

*flexes*

Oldiron_79		2012-03-31 02:34:22 PM

Kurmudgeon: Not true at all, subby. The drunker I get, the less I care if you think I'm pretty or not.
/slut

Pretty much this.

Smeggy Smurf		2012-03-31 02:36:32 PM

Booze can't turn me from a 10 into an 11. My dancing skills do that.

TKM		2012-03-31 02:38:19 PM

Privately?

GranoblasticMan		2012-03-31 02:38:54 PM

See, I never got that. After a few, I just go from thinking I'm a 5 to a 2.

Mixolydian Master		2012-03-31 02:39:19 PM

Oh,for farks sake! Where do I get in line for a grant to do this kind of research? I could roll out of bed and write it up, and spend the rest of my day spending/rolling around in the money.

thamike		2012-03-31 02:39:55 PM

What's wrong with being sexist?

/wait...

SearchN		2012-03-31 02:45:24 PM

WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
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oukewldave		2012-03-31 02:46:59 PM

How can anyone drink alcohol and not know? Five minutes after I drink anything with alcohol, my face feels warmer.

thamike		2012-03-31 02:47:27 PM

SearchN: WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
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That has to be the best Halloween costume I have ever seen.

/aside from that one guy I saw dressed as an anthrax letter in 2001.

bmihura		2012-03-31 02:47:45 PM

TKM: Privately?

Right on. Others are never private about it around me.

ScottMpls		2012-03-31 03:05:33 PM

If it wasn't for beer goggles the population would be considerably smaller ...

/To beer goggles!!

Dahnkster		2012-03-31 03:10:44 PM

I've found that my choice of watering holes also adds to the experience.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-31 03:23:08 PM

Julie Neumark hit it on the head.

trappedspirit		2012-03-31 03:31:57 PM

I don't privately think it. I'll tell it to your face. You are a turkey. ... uh ... turkey? Do people still use that bird as an insult? Jive turkey?

TravisBickle62		2012-03-31 03:36:34 PM

Most Farkers weigh well over 200 pounds, particularly the Farkettes, some real heifers in that crowd

Primum		2012-03-31 03:57:25 PM

It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-31 04:05:52 PM

Primum: It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

I'm a square and I have a few sizable tattoos.

Artist		2012-03-31 04:12:53 PM

TravisBickle62 I take it you're a lean farker? As a farkette my BMI hovers at about 19.28% do the math for my weight on a 6' tall frame, I'm no where near the hungry, hungry hippo group.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-31 04:14:20 PM

Artist: As a farkette my BMI hovers at about 19.28% do the math for my weight on a 6' tall frame

How you doin'?

thamike		2012-03-31 04:18:54 PM

LabGrrl		2012-03-31 04:33:52 PM

Apparently I am hysterically funny when drunk. Been told this by friends, wife, and my 8 year old (at the time) after hosting a New Year's Eve thing. "We should get Mama drunk more often, she's funny when she's drunk."
He repeated this in front of my mother, too.
/He turns 21 in 13 months. I will have my revenge.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-03-31 04:39:42 PM

'cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
You're pretty when I'm drunk
and I'm pretty farkin' drunk...

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Artist		2012-03-31 04:42:29 PM

MoronLessOff-why I'm doin' very nicely, cold rainy, gray day here, cocktail hour about to start-so let the witticisms fly as I'm told by friends I become quite the merry one with a couple of drinks in me.....

HoneyDog		2012-03-31 04:47:40 PM

So Day_Old_Dutchie, is she pretty when you're drunk?

poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-03-31 04:49:54 PM

SearchN: WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
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Are you still using your tinfoil hat? Cuz I could use a new one...

Personally, drinking makes me horny, which overrides any shyness or insecurities in order to satisfy my lust. Idk, I guess I feel sexier. Really, I think I just feel sex.

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-03-31 04:52:29 PM

MoronLessOff: Primum: It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

I'm a square and I have a few sizable tattoos.

You are not a square. I'm sorry. There is no way the hilarious inappropriateness that flows from your fingers can possibly come from a "square".

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-03-31 04:54:09 PM

TravisBickle62: Most Farkers weigh well over 200 pounds, particularly the Farkettes, some real heifers in that crowd

Some people project themselves onto others. Case in point.

/not fat.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-31 04:55:09 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: MoronLessOff: Primum: It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

I'm a square and I have a few sizable tattoos.

You are not a square. I'm sorry. There is no way the hilarious inappropriateness that flows from your fingers can possibly come from a "square".

Could you please clarify which part was hilarious? Inappropriateness flows from my fingers all the time, it's hard for me to tell the difference.

Blushing Wall Flower		2012-03-31 05:02:19 PM

MoronLessOff: Blushing Wall Flower: MoronLessOff: Primum: It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

I'm a square and I have a few sizable tattoos.

You are not a square. I'm sorry. There is no way the hilarious inappropriateness that flows from your fingers can possibly come from a "square".

Could you please clarify which part was hilarious? Inappropriateness flows from my fingers all the time, it's hard for me to tell the difference.

There were plenty of times you made me laugh.

MoronLessOff		2012-03-31 05:05:04 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: MoronLessOff: Blushing Wall Flower: MoronLessOff: Primum: It would explain the preponderance of tattoos on people under 35 as well. Heavy alcohol users get them in much greater numbers than squares. That would make a lot of sense.

I'm a square and I have a few sizable tattoos.

You are not a square. I'm sorry. There is no way the hilarious inappropriateness that flows from your fingers can possibly come from a "square".

Could you please clarify which part was hilarious? Inappropriateness flows from my fingers all the time, it's hard for me to tell the difference.

There were plenty of times you made me laugh.

Excellent. I wasn't sure if I should be offended or honored.

YAY, I'm FUNNY!

hubiestubert		2012-03-31 05:07:32 PM

LabGrrl: Apparently I am hysterically funny when drunk. Been told this by friends, wife, and my 8 year old (at the time) after hosting a New Year's Eve thing. "We should get Mama drunk more often, she's funny when she's drunk."
He repeated this in front of my mother, too.
/He turns 21 in 13 months. I will have my revenge.

The usual progression for Fark Parties:

Somaticasual		2012-03-31 05:56:07 PM

hubiestubert: LabGrrl: Apparently I am hysterically funny when drunk. Been told this by friends, wife, and my 8 year old (at the time) after hosting a New Year's Eve thing. "We should get Mama drunk more often, she's funny when she's drunk."
He repeated this in front of my mother, too.
/He turns 21 in 13 months. I will have my revenge.

The usual progression for Fark Parties:

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So, basically, it'll be corny, and get cancelled too soon without even so much as a kiss goodbye?

hubiestubert		2012-03-31 07:05:02 PM

Somaticasual: hubiestubert: LabGrrl: Apparently I am hysterically funny when drunk. Been told this by friends, wife, and my 8 year old (at the time) after hosting a New Year's Eve thing. "We should get Mama drunk more often, she's funny when she's drunk."
He repeated this in front of my mother, too.
/He turns 21 in 13 months. I will have my revenge.

The usual progression for Fark Parties:

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 640x480]

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So, basically, it'll be corny, and get cancelled too soon without even so much as a kiss goodbye?

But there will be some rumpy-pumpy in the wings, and a lot of gnashing of teeth, but some fond memories...

SearchN		2012-04-01 03:01:04 AM

thamike: SearchN: WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
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That has to be the best Halloween costume I have ever seen.

/aside from that one guy I saw dressed as an anthrax letter in 2001.

Try again buddy, try again.

MoronLessOff		2012-04-01 10:55:19 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: SearchN: WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
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Are you still using your tinfoil hat? Cuz I could use a new one...

Personally, drinking makes me horny, which overrides any shyness or insecurities in order to satisfy my lust. Idk, I guess I feel sexier. Really, I think I just feel sex.

*profile check
For the record: 1. I don't think you ever AW'd. 2. I'm gonna miss those gams. 3. How you doin'?

SearchN		2012-04-02 03:06:07 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: SearchN: WTF are you talking about subby? I am dead sexy. You can clearly tell.
[img3.imageshack.us image 250x508]

Are you still using your tinfoil hat? Cuz I could use a new one...

Personally, drinking makes me horny, which overrides any shyness or insecurities in order to satisfy my lust. Idk, I guess I feel sexier. Really, I think I just feel sex.

Na, the fear of radiation and the chance to mock people are gone. No more hat. Have to tell you though, it's insanely hot when it was on.

/My wife is the same way. Get a bit of booze into her and it's go time in the sack.
//She rarely drinks. I haz a sad.

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