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Ed Finnerty
2012-03-31 07:46:55 AM
And the mirror is lying too, fatty.
 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark]
2012-03-31 07:57:53 AM
Well, two out of three ain't bad...
 
strangeguitar
2012-03-31 08:21:23 AM
KellyLockhart: Well, two out of three ain't bad...

i99.photobucket.com

Yep.
 
EZ1923
2012-03-31 08:44:23 AM
I guess I should think about using my account again. That sounds like college.
 
humandrive
2012-03-31 08:46:26 AM
I'm thin drunk and naked
 
EngineerAU
2012-03-31 09:09:03 AM
Sounds like a business opportunity for someone to start fatbook.com.

/Maybe they can start their own airline too
 
slayer199 [TotalFark]
2012-03-31 09:33:37 AM
To summarize: The key age demographic of facebook is 18-29 where everyone that age wants to be thin, drunk and naked.
 
BumpInTheNight
2012-03-31 10:09:02 AM
I love how deep into the article it took before the mentioned *how* looking at old photos of yourself facebook's timeline is doing this. Its not news...its...
 
BolloxReader [TotalFark]
2012-03-31 10:09:03 AM
The difference is I want to be thin, drunk and naked <i>with other people</i>.

/currently only one of those applies.
 
BolloxReader [TotalFark]
2012-03-31 10:11:30 AM
BolloxReader: The difference is I want to be thin, drunk and naked <i>with other people</i>.

/currently only one of those applies.

WTF, formatting fail. But now it's ALL ITALICIZED, YOU CAN"T DEFEAT ME EBIL WEBSITE!

/preview is for wusses, not ITGs
 
farkeruk
2012-03-31 10:15:45 AM
Here's an idea... stop spending your time on Facebook and go to the gym. Or go and do something productive, get rich and get some gold-digging pussy that doesn't care how fat you are.
 
Marine1
2012-03-31 10:33:01 AM
I don't see any problems with this.
 
NuclearPenguins
2012-03-31 10:41:34 AM
Facebook and the retards addicted to it (including my fiancee) can go fark themselves.

/No friends, so I don't really have a reason for an account.
//Not fat though!
 
GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards
2012-03-31 10:48:46 AM
Feeling fat? Maybe being fat is to blame.
 
bravian
2012-03-31 10:48:55 AM
farkeruk: Here's an idea... stop spending your time on Facebook and go to the gym. Or go and do something productive, get rich and get some gold-digging pussy that doesn't care how fat you are.

You can do both. And I see it frequently in the gym.
 
BumpInTheNight
2012-03-31 11:13:23 AM
bravian: farkeruk: Here's an idea... stop spending your time on Facebook and go to the gym. Or go and do something productive, get rich and get some gold-digging pussy that doesn't care how fat you are.

You can do both. And I see it frequently in the gym.

I'm sure there's an Xhibit joke in there somewhere about using a Zynga product on a treadmill while at the gym.
 
MoronLessOff
2012-03-31 11:35:27 AM
So...bie?
 
PvtHike
2012-03-31 11:36:10 AM
But I wanted to be thin, drunk, and naked before Facebook.
 
HelloMyNameIs
2012-03-31 11:54:39 AM
farkeruk: Here's an idea... stop spending your time on Facebook and go to the gym.

And lawyer up. Don't forget about switching to a credit union, too.

/I do hope Facebook makes people healthier. It will make seeing random strangers on shopping trips a bit more tolerable.
 
Christian Bale
2012-03-31 12:23:41 PM
Once again, people are not responsible for their own feelings.

an INANIMATE OBJECT is responsible for how you feel!!
 
lemonysprite
2012-03-31 12:45:12 PM
Two out of three ain't bad.
 
lemonysprite
2012-03-31 12:46:05 PM
dammit
 
actualhuman
2012-03-31 12:48:23 PM
Feeling overweight doesn't lead to crash diets. Being a moron leads to crash diets.

Somewhat related:
i149.photobucket.com
 
actualhuman
2012-03-31 12:50:01 PM
Whoops... wrong URL on the clipboard:
 
actualhuman
2012-03-31 12:51:03 PM
/facepalm

++$coffee;
--$hangover;
 
rogue49
2012-03-31 01:27:29 PM
Naked before Facebook.
Naked after Facebook.


/jay-bird
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2012-03-31 01:39:45 PM
actualhuman: Whoops... wrong URL on the clipboard:

Don't feel too bad, I think it works just fine given the context of the thread.
 
Mentalpatient87
2012-03-31 03:11:55 PM
Everybody wants to be naked and famous.
 
MoronLessOff
2012-03-31 03:16:14 PM
Mentalpatient87: Everybody wants to be naked and famous.

Just like me, all naked and famous.

/good call.
 
Noekken
2012-03-31 03:49:47 PM
"to be thin, drunk, naked "

Subby, you say that like it is a bad thing. What is your point?


/not NIFOC, in case you were worried
 
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-03-31 09:29:26 PM
False. Insecure women have always existed.
 
theodopolis13
2012-03-31 10:13:31 PM
KellyLockhart: Well, two out of three ain't bad...

came to say this...
 
theodopolis13
2012-03-31 10:18:53 PM
i use facebook to keep in touch with distant relatives. nuttin wrong with that.
 
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