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(TMZ)   Octomom reaches her tentacles deep into Californians' pockets   (tmz.com) divider line 64
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2012-03-31 07:57:51 AM  
I'm thinking she should apply for ssdi, there ain't no way in hell she is anywhere near sane
 
2012-03-31 09:04:31 AM  
We're still talking about her?
 
2012-03-31 09:28:56 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-31 09:38:57 AM  
Now? I assumed she hit welfare about 6 months in when people stopped giving a fark.

/wished I could live off 2 years of "public good will" for doing something completely stupid
//but then I'd be stupid
 
2012-03-31 09:55:25 AM  
Why isn't she a porn star in Japan? They like/endure tentacles.
 
2012-03-31 09:58:30 AM  
Next will be the stolen sex tape
 
2012-03-31 10:06:43 AM  
And now she's posing nude? I'm surprised the state hasn't made moves to take away some of her kids. She clearly can't support that large family.
 
2012-03-31 10:08:24 AM  
Nothing 'shopped about that card, Nope. Nothing at all.
 
2012-03-31 10:14:23 AM  

skinink: And now she's posing nude? I'm surprised the state hasn't made moves to take away some of her kids. She clearly can't support that large family.


I'm kind of surprsed she isn't selling her spawn on craigslist.
 
2012-03-31 10:15:34 AM  

Evil Mackerel: skinink: And now she's posing nude? I'm surprised the state hasn't made moves to take away some of her kids. She clearly can't support that large family.

I'm kind of surprsed she isn't selling her spawn on craigslist.


surprised I can't spell.
 
2012-03-31 10:53:38 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Evil Mackerel: skinink: And now she's posing nude? I'm surprised the state hasn't made moves to take away some of her kids. She clearly can't support that large family.

I'm kind of surprsed she isn't selling her spawn on craigslist.

surprised I can't spell.


Well, it's Saturday morning, you're halfway drunk, it's fairly common...
 
2012-03-31 10:55:07 AM  
Thank FSM that she is living in California. Florida doesn't need another drain on its budget. BTW, I want her to be sterilized. Too little, too late, but someone that has that many kids and is living off the government does not EVER have to reproduce again. EVAR.
 
2012-03-31 11:09:18 AM  
I thought she'd always been on welfare, she's just stopped calling it "charity" at this point.
 
2012-03-31 11:13:57 AM  
Octomom reaches her tentacles deep into Californian's pockets

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2012-03-31 11:37:34 AM  
I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.
 
2012-03-31 11:48:33 AM  
In an article about her nude photo shoot (from which she received $10,000) she said she doesn't take state aid, supporting her large family instead off of paid interviews and photo shoots, because she can't hold a regular job with all of her children.

That's one lie she's been caught in. How many more does she tell?
 
2012-03-31 11:55:55 AM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.


Was working in Pennsylvania doing primarily criminal defense. When welfare reform was being implemented, many of the parents would push to have their children deemed to be disabled so they could get SSI. It was like a badge of honor in some circles.

During that time period, a number of people protested on the steps of the Pennsylvania Capital Building claiming that welfare reform was racist.

I represented one guy who had about 9 kids with 7-8 different women. Another child was on the way. I asked him how he intended to support his children. He said that he didn't have to because the government did. His stated goal was to have enough children to field a football team. Hopes and dreams
 
2012-03-31 12:04:30 PM  
So glad I don't pay California taxes anymore.
 
2012-03-31 12:05:48 PM  

Walker: In an article about her nude photo shoot (from which she received $10,000) she said she doesn't take state aid, supporting her large family instead off of paid interviews and photo shoots, because she can't hold a regular job with all of her children.

That's one lie she's been caught in. How many more does she tell?


You missed the most obvious one. It wasnt really a nude shoot. Unless if you see nipples, then you cannot call it such
 
2012-03-31 12:17:06 PM  
She's getting food stamps. I don't begrudge her being able to feed those kids, even if she is an idiot. Yes, we all know she'll be on the whole package before long, but for right now she's just getting food money.
 
2012-03-31 12:22:36 PM  

dosboot:

I asked him how he intended to support his children. He said that he didn't have to because the government did.


Given his view on who is responsible for what I can guess who he is voting for.
 
2012-03-31 12:54:17 PM  
It's people like her and Angel Adams (look her up on YouTube ) that make me upset that we can't shoot people for being ignorant entitled fark holes.
 
2012-03-31 01:15:48 PM  

PsyLord: Thank FSM that she is living in California. Florida doesn't need another drain on its budget. BTW, I want her to be sterilized. Too little, too late, but someone that has that many kids and is living off the government does not EVER have to reproduce again. EVAR.


That is interfering with her reproductive rights. Keep your laws off her body and stop your war on women.
 
2012-03-31 01:21:55 PM  
Why are amerikuns so reprehensible?
 
2012-03-31 01:25:27 PM  

skinink: And now she's posing nude? I'm surprised the state hasn't made moves to take away some of her kids. She clearly can't support that large family.


Being poor isn't justification to take the kids. She lives beyond her means.

Now what appears to be mental illness might be a valid reason.
 
2012-03-31 01:43:47 PM  
What I learned from the trolls in yesterday's Duggar thread: Liberals will surely defend Octomom for going on welfare.

So, nb4 liberal Octomom welfare sympathy I guess?
 
2012-03-31 01:47:40 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2012-03-31 01:50:21 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: What I learned from the trolls in yesterday's Duggar thread: Liberals will surely defend Octomom for going on welfare.

So, nb4 liberal Octomom welfare sympathy I guess?


What the hell are you babbling about and fark you for posting that picture.
 
2012-03-31 01:54:18 PM  

hasty ambush: Given his view on who is responsible for what I can guess who he is voting for.


For a while, at the conclusion of the case I used to ask which political party the defendant supported. Be it a murderer, rapists, robbery, I invariably got the same answer.

I currently have a lot of staged accident cases where the participants often claim to be from Mexico. Even though they are not US citizens, many have registered to vote. Again, for the same political party. No wonder why that political party is fervently against voter ID laws.
 
2012-03-31 01:57:07 PM  
 
2012-03-31 02:01:40 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x609]


thanks, now Im not going to be abel to get a hardon for at least a week.
 
2012-03-31 02:04:14 PM  
The apostrophe goes after the "s", subby. Unless it's just one guy supporting her.
 
2012-03-31 02:06:21 PM  

hasty ambush: PsyLord: Thank FSM that she is living in California. Florida doesn't need another drain on its budget. BTW, I want her to be sterilized. Too little, too late, but someone that has that many kids and is living off the government does not EVER have to reproduce again. EVAR.

That is interfering with her reproductive rights. Keep your laws off her body and stop your war on women.


I'm making an exception for her, Kate what's her name, and the Duggar hive queen.
 
2012-03-31 02:37:54 PM  

titwrench: It's people like her and Angel Adams (look her up on YouTube ) that make me upset that we can't shoot people for being ignorant entitled fark holes.


hadn't heard of that. i know entirely agree with you.
 
2012-03-31 02:42:36 PM  

dosboot: BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.

Was working in Pennsylvania doing primarily criminal defense. When welfare reform was being implemented, many of the parents would push to have their children deemed to be disabled so they could get SSI. It was like a badge of honor in some circles.

During that time period, a number of people protested on the steps of the Pennsylvania Capital Building claiming that welfare reform was racist.

I represented one guy who had about 9 kids with 7-8 different women. Another child was on the way. I asked him how he intended to support his children. He said that he didn't have to because the government did. His stated goal was to have enough children to field a football team. Hopes and dreams


Welfare was intended to allow those who have hit hard times to get back on their feet and back to work. Not to let your client, Mr. Sperm Donor, to knock up as many women as possible and not suffer any consequences.

Hearing you describe your client reminded me of this:
www.voght.org
 
2012-03-31 02:59:00 PM  
Californian's pockets

Well, as long as it's only one of us, that's his problem.
 
2012-03-31 03:18:10 PM  

BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.


It's a common mischaracterization to view welfare benefits as being for the parent, when they're actually for her children who are not at fault for being born to a welfare recipient.
 
2012-03-31 03:23:31 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: cretinbob: What the hell are you babbling about

What part of "What I learned from the trolls in yesterday's Duggar thread:" is difficult for you to understand? Go see for yourself.

Here are some highlights.
You forget, she's the problem because she's a Christian and a right-wing type, not because of any tangible negative effect she may have on anything. You could put the Clown Car up against 1,000 octo-moms all consuming as much government funds as they can, and so long as they're all liberals and Clown Car isn't, Clown Car is the bigger problem.

The only reason liberals hate the duggars is because they can actually support their children without public assistance.



STFU and listen for 8 seconds.

I'm a liberal and I hate the duggars because they are stupid (read the most recent quote from Mom?) and because they are abusing my home's resources by bringing so many farking kids into the world.
 
2012-03-31 03:48:55 PM  

Nem Wan: BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.

It's a common mischaracterization to view welfare benefits as being for the parent, when they're actually for her children who are not at fault for being born to a welfare recipient.


Because a woman with 14 farking kids wouldn't use that money for herself in any way? People like this most certainly use some of the money for themselves. That is why they have so many kids. For some people this is a lifestyle and an occupation passed on from generation to generation.
 
2012-03-31 03:58:08 PM  
Maybe she should move her spawn to England, since we've already had so many articles submitted here about the farktards living off welfare in nice homes...
 
2012-03-31 04:07:18 PM  

titwrench: Nem Wan: BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.

It's a common mischaracterization to view welfare benefits as being for the parent, when they're actually for her children who are not at fault for being born to a welfare recipient.

Because a woman with 14 farking kids wouldn't use that money for herself in any way? People like this most certainly use some of the money for themselves. That is why they have so many kids. For some people this is a lifestyle and an occupation passed on from generation to generation.


Well, if you assume that SOME of the food that she buys with it, she actually consumes herself, then yes, she is using some of the benefits for herself. But that EBT card can ONLY be used for food, so it's not as if she's going out and buying rims with it.
 
2012-03-31 04:32:45 PM  

titwrench: It's people like her and Angel Adams (look her up on YouTube ) that make me upset that we can't shoot people for being ignorant entitled fark holes.


Wow....Just wow.

/I really hate people
 
2012-03-31 04:56:59 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: titwrench: Nem Wan: BumpInTheNight: I'd always thought it would be a good idea that welfare benefits do not apply for any situations where a new child is introduced while the recipient is already on welfare. Keep getting what you were getting but continuing to be stupid has no further positive benefit to your bottom line that's all.

It's a common mischaracterization to view welfare benefits as being for the parent, when they're actually for her children who are not at fault for being born to a welfare recipient.

Because a woman with 14 farking kids wouldn't use that money for herself in any way? People like this most certainly use some of the money for themselves. That is why they have so many kids. For some people this is a lifestyle and an occupation passed on from generation to generation.

Well, if you assume that SOME of the food that she buys with it, she actually consumes herself, then yes, she is using some of the benefits for herself. But that EBT card can ONLY be used for food, so it's not as if she's going out and buying rims with it.


I don't mean this as a personal dig against you; but I *hate* that argument so much.

The EBT card cannot directly be used to purchase something like rims. But it's completely trivial to use the money you USED TO spend on food on something like rims while using the EBT card to pay for your food.

And we're talking about $2,000 dollars, per month, in food. That's more than many American's earn - and she's getting it for free, to spend on food. Presumably because this is supposed to provide some minimum amount of aid to her starving children, she's already been spending $2k per month on food.

That means, she now has the extra money to go out and lease a Hummer. Think what you could do with $2k per month.

And if she wasn't already spending $2k per month on food, you can damn sure bet she will be now. If you were given $2k in free groceries each month - why wouldn't you find a way to spend it all? She'll certainly eat better than a lot of hard-working families who didn't irresponsibly have more children than she could ever afford.
 
2012-03-31 05:43:26 PM  
~$120,000/year and she goes on welfare, after taking all those kids out of private school. Adoption would be a wonderful option for everyone.
 
2012-03-31 05:57:04 PM  

jmr61: Britney Spear's Speculum: cretinbob: What the hell are you babbling about

What part of "What I learned from the trolls in yesterday's Duggar thread:" is difficult for you to understand? Go see for yourself.

Here are some highlights.
You forget, she's the problem because she's a Christian and a right-wing type, not because of any tangible negative effect she may have on anything. You could put the Clown Car up against 1,000 octo-moms all consuming as much government funds as they can, and so long as they're all liberals and Clown Car isn't, Clown Car is the bigger problem.

The only reason liberals hate the duggars is because they can actually support their children without public assistance.


STFU and listen for 8 seconds.

I'm a liberal and I hate the duggars because they are stupid (read the most recent quote from Mom?) and because they are abusing my home's resources by bringing so many farking kids into the world.


Such an attitude is hardly in keeping with concept of a woman's body being her business and reproductive freedoms or does that only apply to getting an abortion?


Do you really have less because these people have so many kids? Are you forced to without because of them? Is there a food shortage at your local market? Is your community forced to ration water because of increased demand? Would you have more stuff if they had fewer kids? It is sort of like arguing against the "1%" because somehow you think because they have so much you have less and even worse that if they had less you would somehow have more.

The only way to know for sure if they are abusing "your home's" resources would be to wait in see how the children grow up. They could turn out being contributing more or being less of a burden to society than 20 other children form 20 different single child households or just these seven racist hoodie wearers (new window).

Unlikely as it may seem to you one of the Duggars spawn may create a mister fusion or a cure for HIV/AIDS. The person who could have developed a cure for cancer may have been aborted 40 years ago or a victim of China's one child policy and thus never born. No way to tell really.

It is a easy to be pro-abortion and support government imposed limits on reproduction after you have already been born and bit hypocritical if you were not the first born child in your family.
 
2012-03-31 06:14:02 PM  

hasty ambush: It is a easy to be pro-abortion and support government imposed limits on reproduction after you have already been born and bit hypocritical if you were not the first born child in your family.


Sorry, but that is a ridiculous argument.
 
2012-03-31 06:22:54 PM  
everything said here are just straw man arguments. cant we all just agree to mock these morons and not drag politics into the situation?
 
2012-03-31 06:32:34 PM  

Pincy: hasty ambush: It is a easy to be pro-abortion and support government imposed limits on reproduction after you have already been born and bit hypocritical if you were not the first born child in your family.

Sorry, but that is a ridiculous argument.


amen
 
2012-03-31 07:15:33 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: The EBT card cannot directly be used to purchase something like rims. But it's completely trivial to use the money you USED TO spend on food on something like rims while using the EBT card to pay for your food.


That's like what the defund Planned Parenthood people say, that the government money they don't spend on abortion frees up private money to pay for abortion.

If you don't like all the possible negative outcomes of welfare recipients being autonomous human beings, just make it a crime to be poor. If you qualify for food stamps you go to prison and your children go to an orphanage.
 
2012-03-31 07:25:44 PM  
 
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