Oh come on, the rest of his moviea aren't that great, but he was funny as hell in Jack & Jill

In the 1950′s, Feigela Rothstein from Chicago decided to go on vacation to Miami. Upon trying to checking into a nice hotel, the concierge told her, "Sorry, there's no vacancy." Just then, a man checked out. Feigela then exclaimed, "Good, now you have a room."
"Sorry", the man behind the counter replied, "this hotel is restricted."
"And what does that mean?" she asked him.
"Jews aren't allowed here."

"Well what makes you think I'm Jewish?" she shot back.
"I know you are!"
"Well, I'm not! I'm a Catholic! " she insisted.
"So tell me, " the man replied, "Did God have a son?"
"Sure."
"What was his name?"
"Jesus."
"And where was he born?"
"In Bethlehem, in a stable."
"And WHY was he born there?"

"Because a schmuck like you wouldn't rent his parents a room!"

fark YES! EVISCERATE SANDLER AND HIS WIFE! WOOHOO! FUFUFUFUFUFUfark!!!! My day has been made, and I jacked off to every single pic on the page!!!!!

Shakes999: Wow. I cannot believe some of these comments on here about his wife (Not on him, Adams earned some of his scorn). Did I click on the thread and get magically warped to WWTDD's comment section????

Welcome to Fark. Or as they call it in some other places, Reddit Lite.

FTFA: Talking of Jack and Jill, last year's offering from the genius mind who screamed into our consciousnesses with The Wedding Crasher, it's about to score big at an awards ceremony.

But it isn't generating Oscars buzz, rather Razzies opprobrium.

Yeah, I must have missed that one. But I liked him in that one Happy Gilmore Girls.

Ed Finnerty: Lsherm: enderthexenocide: i didn't even know adam sandler was married. he must keep his private life private, and his wife must be a normal human being, since we never hear anything about him in the tabloids. and although is wife is very pretty and has a good body for her age, you know that adam sandler is rich and famous enough that he could be banging a dozen babes that were half her age and twice as hot. the fact that he isn't, and remains quietly married to a non-famous woman and spends his time doing regular family stuff, shows that he is grounded and normal despite his fame. that is the nicest thing i have ever said about an unfunny hack like adam sandler.

I think he married her because her maiden name was Titone. Hehehe. Tit. One.

That would be funnier if she had a mastectomy.

You guys are horrid.

Lsherm: enderthexenocide: i didn't even know adam sandler was married. he must keep his private life private, and his wife must be a normal human being, since we never hear anything about him in the tabloids. and although is wife is very pretty and has a good body for her age, you know that adam sandler is rich and famous enough that he could be banging a dozen babes that were half her age and twice as hot. the fact that he isn't, and remains quietly married to a non-famous woman and spends his time doing regular family stuff, shows that he is grounded and normal despite his fame. that is the nicest thing i have ever said about an unfunny hack like adam sandler.

I think he married her because her maiden name was Titone. Hehehe. Tit. One.

That would be funnier if she had a mastectomy.

i didn't even know adam sandler was married. he must keep his private life private, and his wife must be a normal human being, since we never hear anything about him in the tabloids. and although is wife is very pretty and has a good body for her age, you know that adam sandler is rich and famous enough that he could be banging a dozen babes that were half her age and twice as hot. the fact that he isn't, and remains quietly married to a non-famous woman and spends his time doing regular family stuff, shows that he is grounded and normal despite his fame. that is the nicest thing i have ever said about an unfunny hack like adam sandler.

Looks like Adam had the kids.

The admiring female fans piqued my interest...