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(Asahi Shimbun)   ♫ He picks up a missile and he shots it right down and it blows up the buildings in the center of town. Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Gamera. ♫   (ajw.asahi.com) divider line 46
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2012-03-30 01:04:24 PM
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GAMERA!
 
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2012-03-30 02:01:32 PM
laughingsquid.com
 
2012-03-30 02:05:46 PM
I used to love watching Gamera movies on Channel 61 in Cleveland with The Ghoul, circa 1973...if you were lucky, he'd blow up your model car during commercial breaks.
 
2012-03-30 02:11:57 PM

vpb: [laughingsquid.com image 400x610]


Well, he is filled with meat, after all.
 
2012-03-30 03:37:41 PM
Shots it right down? Really?
 
2012-03-30 03:49:06 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: vpb: [laughingsquid.com image 400x610]

Well, he is filled with meat, after all.


Came here to point this out.

/Gamera is good to eat
 
2012-03-30 03:49:42 PM

GAT_00: Shots it right down? Really?


Trying to rhyme is hard, I guess.
 
2012-03-30 03:50:47 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-30 03:51:10 PM
I guess Gamera is really neat, after all.

/Turtle meat
 
2012-03-30 03:55:08 PM
www.faithmouse.com
 
2012-03-30 03:56:53 PM

Treygreen13: GAT_00: Shots it right down? Really?

Trying to rhyme is hard, I guess.


How about shoots it back down?
 
2012-03-30 03:58:25 PM

GAT_00: Treygreen13: GAT_00: Shots it right down? Really?

Trying to rhyme is hard, I guess.

How about shoots it back down?


Or just "throws". Or "puts". The rhyming isn't even on "shoots" it's on "down" and "town".
 
2012-03-30 03:59:50 PM
ASDF

//so easy to type out
 
2012-03-30 03:59:51 PM

Ranger Joe: I used to love watching Gamera movies on Channel 61 in Cleveland with The Ghoul, circa 1973...if you were lucky, he'd blow up your model car during commercial breaks.


It was all fun and games until Froggy got kidnapped.
 
2012-03-30 04:02:14 PM
He's a friend to all children. Not a big fan of hospitals and metropolitan areas, though.
 
2012-03-30 04:17:16 PM
www.shrineofgamera.com

/Unimpressed
//That one, he's hard on shoes
 
2012-03-30 04:20:43 PM
MilesTeg ,
/Unimpressed
//That one, he's hard on shoes

Best sashimi chef ever.
/One of the top ten MST3K episodes too.
 
2012-03-30 04:25:35 PM
When I was younger and had more energy I really wanted to create a Burning Man theme camp that featured giant tents hosting every sort of vice and debauchery imaginable: gambling, booze, kinky sex, you name it, and then one night have it all be destroyed by a giant angry Turtle robot with a flamethrower

of course I was going to call it "Sodom and Gamera"
 
2012-03-30 04:26:23 PM
Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?
 
2012-03-30 04:28:23 PM
Bustin' moves on monsters and he fights for good,

He's gotta be about the biggest turtle in the hood.

I said Gamera, he's really neat!

Talkin' Gamera, he's, uh, really neat

And he's full of meat

And just about, don't walk behind him

'Cause when he squats in the street

He's really --
 
2012-03-30 04:29:36 PM

Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?


Joel
 
2012-03-30 04:32:04 PM

Treygreen13: GAT_00: Treygreen13: GAT_00: Shots it right down? Really?

Trying to rhyme is hard, I guess.

How about shoots it back down?

Or just "throws". Or "puts". The rhyming isn't even on "shoots" it's on "down" and "town".


The song is 'throws it back down.'
 
2012-03-30 04:32:09 PM

kindms: Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?

Joel


Joel's a prop comic. Like Carrot Top.
 
2012-03-30 04:36:17 PM
Gamera vs. Viras (new window)
 
2012-03-30 04:38:14 PM

Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?


T.V's Frank.
 
2012-03-30 04:45:11 PM

FrAnKiE!!!!: kindms: Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?

Joel

Joel's a prop comic. Like Carrot Top.


all I know is that late night MST3K viewing went downhill when Mike took over. They are both great but I prefer Joel
 
2012-03-30 04:47:57 PM
I like Joel's dry delivery better, but wonder if it would hold up as for as many seasons as Mike might stay fresh over time.
 
2012-03-30 04:50:22 PM

Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?


Mike, I just like him better. Of course it might come down to who was hosting when you first started watching it Thats my theory.
 
2012-03-30 05:08:49 PM
Luckily, Mothra is only sleeping.
www.millionmonkeytheater.com
 
2012-03-30 05:17:47 PM
www.davekehr.com
Damnit! They won't dance anymore because we have run out of tiny dollars yen.

Make it lain?! I didn't know this was an erection yeal!
 
2012-03-30 05:25:53 PM
The original (1965) super cool Gamera song written by Wes Farrell (of Partridge Family fame).
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-30 05:27:38 PM

Crazy Talk Al: Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?

T.V's Frank.


didn't know that there was another Frank fan out there.

Turn your crank to FRANK
 
2012-03-30 05:51:36 PM
Dr. Forester. Trace rocked it at both roles, king of the Mads and Crow's voice. I get really pissed when I hear Crow say, "I'm different!" in the front end credits.
 
2012-03-30 06:00:06 PM
Several years ago, my family and I were traveling (business trip for me, but we decided to go as a family). First morning in the fancy old downtown hotel, I look out the window, and saw a bunch of people running. I let out an audible, "hmph, how about that."

Mrs. Un: "What's happenuing?"

Me: "Well, either a road race, or Godzilla is attacking the city. But nobody is doing this <insert image of me pantomiming terrified citizens pointing upward and screaming>, so I think it's a road race."

Mr. Un: <eyeroll>

/lame story bro
 
2012-03-30 06:01:35 PM
happenuing happening

FTFM
 
2012-03-30 06:03:30 PM
Yep, some of my favorite MST3Ks are the Gamara films. The parallel bar Gymkata bit... Anyways, for Gamara fans, I'd suggest checking out the late 90's reboot of the series, Guardian of the Universe and Revenge of Iris has Gyaos return as the adversary. Legion has Gamara up against a plague swarm of alien insects. All three are pretty solid in the SFX department for rubber monster movies.

However, avoid the Gamara the Brave movie at all costs! It's a total Godzuki/Scrappy-doo fest with about 15 minutes total of proper monster-a-monster battle. Ok... well, the fighting is actually pretty good, so maybe rent and fast forward through the lame bits.
 
2012-03-30 06:04:24 PM

Grandpa Borgnine: it might come down to who was hosting when you first started watching it Thats my theory.


Sorry, I started on Joel -- I find the later episodes are quite simply funnier -- much better laughs.

I know of nothing in the earlier series as funny as "Final Justice" or "Final Sacrifice" or "Space Mutiny" or the last 3rd of "Boggy Creek II". And the Rifftrax folks are fantastic on "Captain America the First Avenger"

All honor to Joel, his invention, but he's not the funniest riffer.

I can't get my wife to watch Joel-era.
 
2012-03-30 06:24:15 PM
How do I shot missile?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-30 07:50:04 PM
"shots it right down"? It's Friday evening, it's a beautiful day, I'm drinking cold beer with my lady friend. Whatever, man, whatever. Hope your day is going well, too.
 
2012-03-30 08:41:18 PM

Crazy Talk Al: Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?

T.V's Frank.


And Dr Forrester. Frank + Forrester = teh funnay, regardless of whether it's Joel or Mike up there. Without them, still funny, but less so.
 
2012-03-30 08:56:27 PM
monkeydrunky.com

I will use this every farking chance I get. Only 3 people get it, but it's worth it. Go deep not wide!
 
2012-03-30 09:27:36 PM
www.papermag.com

"Hello!"
"Thank you!!"


/The Ghoul dieth not; he but sleeps
 
2012-03-30 09:40:02 PM
Bassfinder?

He's my favorite director!
 
2012-03-30 10:27:11 PM
Godzilla would kick Gamera's @$$ in a fight.

i52.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-30 10:54:07 PM

Enemabag Jones: Since this will be mostly a MST3K thread, I have wanted to do this threadjack for while.

Who is funnier, Mike or Joel?


The jokes/writing/movies/show started to get really good right before Joel left.
So the Mike episodes are generally better, but if Joel was there he probably would have been good too.
 
2012-03-30 11:41:17 PM
My neighbors hate this thread......


/BOC
 
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