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(Newser)   Michelle Duggar, who has given birth to 19 children, says that overpopulation is a lie because the entire population of the world would fit in Jacksonville, Florida. Wait, what?   (newser.com) divider line 130
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2012-03-30 12:49:38 PM
25 votes:
Replace "Jacksonville, FL" with "her cavernous twat" and it's slightly closer to the truth.
2012-03-30 03:01:37 PM
10 votes:
Well, the universe is constantly expanding, which means everything is getting bigger, so that means by the time the birth rates stabilize Jacksonville will be like HUGE and everybody can live there only the problem is the grass will be like three meters tall and housecats will stalk us like tiny, squeaking prey effectively driving us back into a dark age where we're dependent on gas lighting and spear fishing, worshiping the glorious Gatorfriend whose claws tear apart the Angry Cats of the Old Oad, which prevent us as a species from unifying all tribes as one and finally overcoming our ancient enemies, Gallus Gallus 5/13. Eventually our fractured societies can gather in Jacksonville and together, under the aegis of Sigmar and with the aid of the Dwarfs and Elfs, we can deploy our remaining Jedi and Sith hybrids in a titanic battle to rival the original Battle for the Planet of the Apes and once again take our rightful place as masters of the sapient chicken-mutants, riding armored cats into battle against the vile Star Beasts of the Planet Kthogh.
2012-03-30 01:17:29 PM
10 votes:
farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.
2012-03-30 10:43:27 AM
10 votes:
And if they did the pile of shiat that would result would still be smaller than what comes out of Michelle Duggar's mouth.
2012-03-30 11:07:56 AM
9 votes:

Shostie: GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.

You'd think the progressively lower birth weights of her children would have clued her in.

Most recent one was, what, 1.5 lbs or something?


You don't understand. She's on a mission, from God.
2012-03-30 02:46:48 PM
7 votes:
... the entire population of the world would fit in Jacksonville, Florida her uterus

Fixed that for the clown car.
2012-03-30 02:40:55 PM
7 votes:
Meh. We could fit the population of the world into a single square yard if we can convince everyone to stand on each others shoulders.

We'd probably have to work out some system for dodging the moon though, or the people up on top might get knocked off.
2012-03-30 10:20:12 AM
7 votes:
Sure, if you pile them up high enough.
2012-03-30 10:24:50 AM
6 votes:

Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.


Begun, the clone wars have.
2012-03-30 10:24:18 AM
6 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.


I, for one, look forward to my new home in Neo Mega Hampshire.
2012-03-30 10:17:13 AM
6 votes:

WTF Indeed: Woman who thinks God wants her to "out breed heathens" thinks other stupid things. News at 11.


Sometimes man, you don't even need to give a body to your posts. The username says it all most of the time.
2012-03-30 10:14:19 AM
6 votes:
Woman who thinks God wants her to "out breed heathens" thinks other stupid things. News at 11.
2012-03-30 02:51:41 PM
5 votes:
the entire population of the world, if they were stood shoulder to shoulder, could fit in the city limits of Jacksonville

www.tony5m17h.net

Onward, Christian Soldiers!
2012-03-30 12:10:50 PM
5 votes:
What's that? A quote from someone with 19 kids that suggests she might not be a big picture person? Surprising!
2012-03-30 10:52:32 AM
5 votes:
God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.
2012-03-30 10:09:39 AM
5 votes:
i51.tinypic.com

that is some epic farking stupid right there.
2012-03-30 03:11:55 PM
4 votes:
My only solace is that at least 2 of her kids are guaranteed to be gay
2012-03-30 02:42:32 PM
4 votes:
I remember my mother (who is Mormon) telling me the exact same thing 25 years ago. And I'll say the same thing now that I said then- Why Jacksonville?
2012-03-30 03:06:59 PM
3 votes:
Please, you can barely fit the population of Jacksonville inside Jacksonville. Farkin' fatties.
2012-03-30 03:03:46 PM
3 votes:
Well, she may be right. You could probably get 2/3 the population of Africa in the space of an average hockey rink, those f*ckers are really thin...
2012-03-30 02:57:54 PM
3 votes:
I've never heard it called a "Jacksonville, Florida" before, but if that's what she wants to call her hoo-ha...
2012-03-30 02:57:45 PM
3 votes:

nekom: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

Right, therein lies the problem of course. People can live in very dense urban areas, but you still have to have those farms out there to feed them.


No, you don't. Food is at the grocery store. Only hippies eat farm grown organic crap purchased from a farmer's market. My food comes from a factory, the way God intended!!
2012-03-30 02:57:31 PM
3 votes:
Well, to be fair, she probably thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old too, so you can see how she would get confused by numbers.
2012-03-30 02:56:03 PM
3 votes:
Plus, with stacking we can even reduce the surface area further...

www.salagram.net
2012-03-30 02:48:31 PM
3 votes:

Kelvis: I remember my mother (who is Mormon) telling me the exact same thing 25 years ago. And I'll say the same thing now that I said then- Why Jacksonville?


Maybe if they get more people, the Jaguars games can actually sell out and their home games can be on TV.
2012-03-30 02:40:26 PM
3 votes:
I'm really getting a kick out of these replies, because I'm farking my fundie wife as I type.
2012-03-30 01:31:37 PM
3 votes:

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


Dammit now I want some loaded potato soup.
2012-03-30 11:36:05 AM
3 votes:
An oldie but a goodie...

www.roflgirls.com
2012-03-30 11:19:13 AM
3 votes:

Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.


I guess that's why she's now opening her mouth.
2012-03-30 06:10:57 PM
2 votes:
gifcrap.com
2012-03-30 03:52:03 PM
2 votes:

tinyarena: I think she meant the world population, "of Duggars."

/millions and millions "of Duggars"


Millions of Duggars.

Duggars for me.

Millions of Duggars

Duggars for free
2012-03-30 03:46:44 PM
2 votes:
img841.imageshack.us
2012-03-30 03:46:11 PM
2 votes:
www.startrek.com

They're blocking my view.
2012-03-30 03:35:48 PM
2 votes:

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


You're not really selling me on eating your soup right now...
2012-03-30 03:26:28 PM
2 votes:
Wait, what?

The home of SKYNYRD! The entire world's population will be able to cut a rug at a place called The Jug.
2012-03-30 03:26:28 PM
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: I remember when people this stupid were smart enough to keep this crap to themselves.


Welcome to my Cool Book.
2012-03-30 03:24:19 PM
2 votes:
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2012-03-30 03:17:05 PM
2 votes:

KiplingKat872: It's not about the space, its about the resources you stupid selfish tw*t.

Here's the solution to the food problem.
spacebison.com
2012-03-30 03:11:36 PM
2 votes:
The people who tell you the world isn't overpopulated because everyone could fit in a small space are invariably the same people who want a border fence to keep the Mexicans out.
2012-03-30 03:09:53 PM
2 votes:
The real question which daughter will appear in Hustler "Barely Legal"
2012-03-30 03:09:38 PM
2 votes:
Such a font of knowledge. I'm so glad they're homeschooling the kids.
2012-03-30 03:07:58 PM
2 votes:

devilEther: - Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.
- How would you account for that?
- For one, a lot of people live in China.


Assuming a standard distribution of intelligence in both countries, and assuming a measly 140 IQ as genius, that would be about 13 million Chinese geniuses.

I fear the above exchange may have been either erroneous or in jest.

Also, Mrs. Duggar is, in more ways than one, a sock puppet.
2012-03-30 03:04:59 PM
2 votes:
Apparently, baby birthin' causes drain bammage.
2012-03-30 03:03:05 PM
2 votes:

Modguy: Sometimes man, you don't even need to give a body to your posts. The username says it all most of the time.

2012-03-30 03:01:16 PM
2 votes:
Morally irresponsible AND an idiot. Yay!
2012-03-30 02:54:43 PM
2 votes:
Just incinerate all six billion people and pile their ashes into the city center. Pretty sure they'd fit.

/I'm a "solutions" kinda guy

//yes, I went there...
2012-03-30 02:53:35 PM
2 votes:
The poor woman has had so many kids drop out of her they've caused brain damage
2012-03-30 02:51:13 PM
2 votes:
I have to give some mad props to the Christian Broadcasting Network for asking her this question. Out of all the groups who interview her, The CBN wouldn't be on my long list of people to ask her the questions they did.

whyweprotest.net
2012-03-30 02:50:23 PM
2 votes:
It might actually be possible if we could get that kid who "beat" SimCity 2000 on the case.
2012-03-30 02:43:59 PM
2 votes:

propasaurus: GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.

Yeah, there's no soup left.


NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
2012-03-30 02:23:24 PM
2 votes:
Yes, because square footage is the basis for the argument that we've overpopulated this planet.
2012-03-30 02:01:21 PM
2 votes:
And the worst thing of all: Remember those 19 kids? Homeschooled, all of them.

Talk about living in a echo derp chamber...
2012-03-30 12:51:52 PM
2 votes:

GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.


That's only because she wouldn't take the hint with the one that squirted out early. Or those two times that her uterus tried to up and run away from her.

But that first miscarriage was definitely, without a doubt, a sign from god to make as many babies as possible.

/there's not enough facepalm
//not even the Picard doublepalm
2012-03-30 12:39:19 PM
2 votes:
You know, I think she's actually right.

312,000,000 people in the USA
Area of Jacksonville FL 24,000,000 sq ft.

Even if you allow that only 20% of that area is available for standing, it just might work.
2012-03-30 10:47:15 AM
2 votes:
bigorangemichael.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-30 10:37:35 AM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: And I would like a replicant.


Me too! But I want to be able to specifically design it. And it has to be less murder-y than the ones from the films.

You don't want to know what I'd do with it.
2012-03-30 10:36:59 AM
2 votes:

nekom: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

Right, therein lies the problem of course. People can live in very dense urban areas, but you still have to have those farms out there to feed them.


Sounds like an Urban Planning grad student semester project.
2012-03-30 10:35:53 AM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

[forbiddenplanet.co.uk image 460x295]

And it would look something like this.


Which would be awesome, yes. But impractical.

And I would like a replicant.
2012-03-30 10:23:35 AM
2 votes:
Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.
2012-03-30 10:11:38 AM
2 votes:
To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.
2012-03-31 12:07:20 PM
1 votes:

mlorton: Wow, Rush Limbaugh must be proud today!

All he did was call a woman who was making factually wrong statements a prostitute.

Now we see hundreds of Farkers seeing a woman who used a colorful but fully accurate image to illustrate a factually accurate belief and calling her names like "coont" and "twat" and just generally raining down mindless abuse.

Yes, if the population of the world were jammed into Jacksonville, FL, the place would be as crowded as a busy nightclub -- which is to say, quite crowded but not intolerably so for an hour or two.

Yes, overpopulation of the world is not a reason for birth control.

There are lots of reasons to not have 19 children, but world-population is not one of them.

And even if she were completely wrong, is she really the worst person to be the subject of a newspaper article today?


You see kids this is why you check older homes to make sure they don't have any lead paint, because your children will eat that lead paint and then grow up saying stupid shiat like this.
2012-03-31 12:38:11 AM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Nadie_AZ:We can't grow enough food and provide enough water to everyone if they all took up Clown Car's mission from god.


Leave me the fark out of this.
2012-03-30 11:40:42 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Replace "Jacksonville, FL" with "her cavernous twat" and it's slightly closer to the truth.


I totally read that as "her carnivorous twat."
2012-03-30 10:26:13 PM
1 votes:

j0nathan: Well, with all of the vagina/slut jokes about Mrs. Duggar, do you think we can all stop crying about the hardships that poorMs. Sandra Fluke is enduring?


Totally. The nation's radio stations should stop carrying the radio shows of Fark commenters immediately!
2012-03-30 09:57:57 PM
1 votes:
She's wrong about fitting into jacksonville, unless she meant "america" instead of "world".

That said, the world isn't so much overpopulated as horribly mismanaged(particularly in certain areas). Too much waste and pollution are the big kickers.

And, people need to be forceably sterilized after 3 prenancies. Particularly in areas of the world where they keep popping 'em out despite not being able to provide for the ones they have.

Don't really have a problem with the Duggars, because at least they provide well for there own and treat them right. But lots of people don't.
2012-03-30 08:29:29 PM
1 votes:

Olfin Bedwere: MaudlinMutantMollusk: To be fair, I doubt she gets out much

Yeah but she sure as hell puts out a lot


Probably not, not if she spends 9 months out of every pregnant, plus another 6 weeks recovering after giving birth.
2012-03-30 06:32:58 PM
1 votes:

patrick767: j0nathan
This. Liberals love to take conservative families (hetero, christian etc.) out of context and twist the words into something to make them sound stupid. They also love to buy into the false claims by the mainstream liberal media that overpopulation exists along with global warming. 7 billion people... Have you counted them?

Bad troll! Go to your room!


That was too much.. Damn.

/goes to room
2012-03-30 06:05:53 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Sure, everyone in the world would fit in that small space. For maybe a three days, as the poop piles up and people start dropping from lack of water. Fortunately they'd become food for the very hungry people who were still standing. Unfortunately those people would probably start dying from dysentery or something similar. But there'd be a whole planet out there for more people!


Jacksonville, Day 6:

images.wikia.com

Smellier, but wittier than usual.
2012-03-30 05:55:54 PM
1 votes:

Nightsweat: If you dehydrate them, they'd all fit in this largish knapsack right here.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Just be sure to handle with care.
2012-03-30 05:37:15 PM
1 votes:
she pronounced "in my vagina" wrong.
2012-03-30 05:32:04 PM
1 votes:

rocketpants: Michele Duggar in a bikini (NSFW)

/ so farking hot


1.bp.blogspot.com

OH! OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
2012-03-30 04:45:34 PM
1 votes:
Have you guys *ever* considered that perhaps she calls her vagina "Jacksonville, Florida"?

If that's the case, there's probably plenty of room.

/sneaks off to start selling real estate in Michelle Duggar's vagina.
2012-03-30 04:30:05 PM
1 votes:

j0nathan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Sure, if you pile them up high enough.

This. Liberals love to take conservative families (hetero, christian etc.) out of context and twist the words into something to make them sound stupid. They also love to buy into the false claims by the mainstream liberal media that overpopulation exists along with global warming. 7 billion people... Have you counted them?


Oh, yes, it's all the "liberals" who actually translate the words she used into that special herpa-derp. Right.
2012-03-30 04:23:19 PM
1 votes:
parentables.howstuffworks.com

You are just jealous because your wife or girlfriend isn't as hot as Michelle. Michelle would rock your world.
2012-03-30 04:15:52 PM
1 votes:

sorceror: Okay, who wants to volunteer to be on the bottom layer?


That's where the fat people go.

They may not START there...
2012-03-30 03:55:34 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.


I heard she doesn't even have to go through labor, there is just a warm breeze and the kid comes sailing out.
2012-03-30 03:50:33 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.

I guess that's why she's now opening her mouth.


If she had opened her mouth more maybe she wouldn't have had to sh*t out 19 mutants.
2012-03-30 03:47:44 PM
1 votes:
CSB time/

A friend of mine is the night janitor at Michele Duggar's Ob/Gyn. He stole this photo of Michele's cooter.

farm7.staticflickr.com
2012-03-30 03:38:19 PM
1 votes:
But if you put everyone in Jacksonville, would it tip over and capsize?
2012-03-30 03:36:28 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: [i51.tinypic.com image 400x270]

that is some epic farking stupid right there.


Face Plant Jesus. If I had a lawn, that's the statue I'd want to have on it. He could be looking at a little shrine to His Blessèd Saintly Mother, in an old bathtub with lots of plastic flowers and flamingos. That would be the nec plus ultra of parody lawn display kitsch right there, I think, apart from those little German gnomes taking a dump and doing other lewd things. I hear it's hard to get them through customs.

They should build a giant concrete Face Plant Jesus on an artificial hill over-looking Miami. That would be so cool. Especially when global warming wipes out Miami around the year 2525 A.D.

If any of us are still alive, we could post it to Fark.com.

But I digress. What is this thread about again?
2012-03-30 03:36:19 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Replace "Jacksonville, FL" with "her cavernous twat" and it's slightly closer to the truth.


And right there you have the name of Courtney Love's next band.
2012-03-30 03:34:11 PM
1 votes:
The fact that this woman makes atheist neckbeards rage so hard kinda makes her a personal hero of mine.
2012-03-30 03:32:26 PM
1 votes:
I tell ya, in about 60 yrs time people will be writing about how the internet magnified and quantified the amount of stupidity in humanity to a level that can be tracked, analyzed and even predicted.
2012-03-30 03:32:23 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: GranoblasticMan: taurusowner: Taurus owner... Might not have to tight of a grip on reality...


Seriously. I had a '95, and it was hands down the worst f*cking f*ck F*cking-want-to-kill WORST F*CKING car ever made. And the grill looked like Diane Ladd's face in Wild at Heart.
2012-03-30 03:31:32 PM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Woman who thinks God wants her to "out breed heathens" thinks other stupid things. News at 11.


Indeed, Indeed.
2012-03-30 03:29:34 PM
1 votes:
How cute, Arkansas housewife has an opinion.
2012-03-30 03:29:05 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Wait, what?

The home of SKYNYRD! The entire world's population will be able to cut a rug at a place called The Jug.


Too bad they won't have enough room for those very important three steps :(
2012-03-30 03:28:54 PM
1 votes:

taurusowner: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: prekrasno: As long as Mr. Duggar can continue to provide for those mouths and not suckle from the Government teat, more power to them -- unlike Octo-mom, who relies on the public dole.

Yeah, one welfare queen with a kid costs the public more than Mrs Clown Car, yet Clown Car is the problem? Huh.

You forget, she's the problem because she's a Christian and a right-wing type, not because of any tangible negative effect she may have on anything. You could put the Clown Car up against 1,000 octo-moms all consuming as much government funds as they can, and so long as they're all liberals and Clown Car isn't, Clown Car is the bigger problem.


Right. Like Octomom has ever recieved anything other than complete scorn here. Idiot.
2012-03-30 03:28:17 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Wait, what?

The home of SKYNYRD! The entire world's population will be able to cut a rug at a place called The Jug.


bwahahaha!
2012-03-30 03:27:32 PM
1 votes:
This isn't surprising at all. Over 5 millions jews fit into a couple hundred ovens
2012-03-30 03:27:20 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: taurusowner: You forget, she's the problem because she's a Christian and a right-wing type, not because of any tangible negative effect she may have on anything. You could put the Clown Car up against 1,000 octo-moms all consuming as much government funds as they can, and so long as they're all liberals and Clown Car isn't, Clown Car is the bigger problem.

Or, you could be someone who isn't a complete retard and realize that the world is chalk-full of a multitude of problems.

But whatever. Politics are more important than reality it seems.


I wouldn't get too worked up. Looks like you're talking to the one person on the planet who is excited to be a Taurus owner... Might not have to tight of a grip on reality...
2012-03-30 03:27:17 PM
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Duggar, who recently had a family funeral for her miscarried fetus, said she agrees with Mother Teresa: "To say that there are too many kids is like saying there are too many flowers."


Oh yay. More bullshiat pseudo-wisdom from that coont, "Mother" Teresa.


Like Hitch put it, she wasn't a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty.
2012-03-30 03:24:04 PM
1 votes:

chuckufarlie: Quasar: Yes, because square footage is the basis for the argument that we've overpopulated this planet.

The planet is not overpopulated, there are just too many people living in areas that cannot support them - like deserts cities for instance.


This may be a 1/10 troll who has me on ignore, but that was just too obvious to pass up.
2012-03-30 03:23:59 PM
1 votes:

Scerpes: Kelvis: I remember my mother (who is Mormon) telling me the exact same thing 25 years ago. And I'll say the same thing now that I said then- Why Jacksonville?

Jacksonville is the largest city (area) in the country. They've consolidated the City and County 30 years ago, and so it's something like 767 square miles.

There are 21,382,732,800 square feet in Jacksonville, and 6,840,507,003 people in the world. That works out to a little over 3 square feet per person. Not squeezed in like sardines, but certainly not a viable life style.

She's a stupid twat.


The people on the outside could never, ever, stop passing food and water into the interior as fast as they possibly could. And no matter how hard they tried, they could not keep up with the demand and people would die in the hundreds of millions. And we haven't even gotten to getting the waste out of the mass, or the dead bodies, or shelter from the sun and rain.

These people are insane.
2012-03-30 03:23:04 PM
1 votes:
I remember when people this stupid were smart enough to keep this crap to themselves.
2012-03-30 03:17:07 PM
1 votes:
I'm guessing she's counting a large portion of the earth's population fractionally.
2012-03-30 03:16:32 PM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: She must be a closet


That's what her husband said.
2012-03-30 03:14:36 PM
1 votes:

devilEther: - Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.
- How would you account for that?
- For one, a lot of people live in China.


Well, if Michelle has her way, they're all gonna move to Jacksonville soon enough.
2012-03-30 03:13:31 PM
1 votes:

nekom: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

Right, therein lies the problem of course. People can live in very dense urban areas, but you still have to have those farms out there to feed them.


Of course, this stupid twoot thinks that saying 'God will Provide' over and over will make such silly things as "infrastructure" and "food" become things of the past...
2012-03-30 03:12:19 PM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: Ninepoundhammer: ...

...Too much coffee maybe?


COFFEE MAKES ME HAPPY.
2012-03-30 03:10:18 PM
1 votes:
To be fair, on her world, it's only six thousand years old.
SO less people.

What a c00nt.
2012-03-30 03:07:49 PM
1 votes:
Stupid people have a lot more kids than normal people do.
2012-03-30 03:06:17 PM
1 votes:
Michelle Duggar gave us her opinion about overpopulation.

Michelle Duggar.

I don't know whether to go with "who gives a shiat" or "how the fark are you so popular"?
2012-03-30 03:05:58 PM
1 votes:
Then Again....stuffing the world into Jacksonville just might help lift the local NFL blackout of Jaguars games....
2012-03-30 03:05:17 PM
1 votes:

NowhereMon: I'm sure she heard it in church. The rolifers have been propagandizing that overpopulation is a myth and hence we don't need birth control. the usual line is that we have plenty of space and you could fit everyone in some city or state or whatever. Of course they neglect to figure out food, water, transit, and other infrastructure. Sure you can put 7 billion people in Texas, but can you imagine the size of the sewage treatment plant?

Here's an example:

Link (new window)


What a damn moron. "Yeah, it's true we don't have enough water now, but we'll figure it out, I'm sure!"

/I say we eat these people first when the next famine rolls around.
//"But you said yourself, 'it's a sin to let the hungry starve'...so stop sinning already, you greedy bastage!"
2012-03-30 03:05:16 PM
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The education level of a redneck career housewife who's never left Arkansas.

lh4.googleusercontent.com


/pic is 5 years old
2012-03-30 03:00:17 PM
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Kuroshin: Just incinerate all six billion people and pile their ashes into the city center. Pretty sure they'd fit.

/I'm a "solutions" kinda guy

//yes, I went there...


Great_Milenko: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

In terms of volume, I doubt it, but shoulder to shoulder 6 billion people would probably take less space than we think.

Unfortunately for small minded people like Duggar, they always fail to take into account that the actual space needed for each person to live (space to live, space to grow enough food) is how overpopulation is determined, not how many sardines can fit into the can.


Guys, the world population is now at 7 billion. I normally wouldn't correct you, but you're off by a billion.
2012-03-30 02:59:10 PM
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What compressing the population of the world into Jacksonville might look like:

www.thediviningnation.com

// hot like body heat
2012-03-30 02:58:43 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: prekrasno: As long as Mr. Duggar can continue to provide for those mouths and not suckle from the Government teat, more power to them -- unlike Octo-mom, who relies on the public dole.

Yeah, one welfare queen with a kid costs the public more than Mrs Clown Car, yet Clown Car is the problem? Huh.


Hey Dipshiat...you know the asshole duggars don't support the army of children they're having right? That's right. Look it up. The rest of us get to because those inbred hillbilly dipshiats have zero personal responsibility. But that's ok because they're godfags right?
2012-03-30 02:57:59 PM
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Well sure, if you put 'em in a blender first...
2012-03-30 02:55:39 PM
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If only she knew how many kittens I have to kill every night just to feed my family.
2012-03-30 02:54:30 PM
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Duggar, who recently had a family funeral for her miscarried fetus, said she agrees with Mother Teresa: "To say that there are too many kids is like saying there are too many flowers."


Oh yay. More bullshiat pseudo-wisdom from that coont, "Mother" Teresa.
2012-03-30 02:53:44 PM
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buckeyebrain: Kelvis: I remember my mother (who is Mormon) telling me the exact same thing 25 years ago. And I'll say the same thing now that I said then- Why Jacksonville?

Maybe if they get more people, the Jaguars games can actually sell out and their home games can be on TV.


Pfft not enough people in the world willing to go to a Jaguars game.

Michelle we will all move to Jacksonville if your kids are the first dropped into the soylent green machine.
2012-03-30 02:49:55 PM
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swaniefrmreddeer: Just doing some quick math, and I'm not sure how entirely accurate the numbers I found are, but the average meat eating human requires 70,000 sq ft of agriculture land a year for food. Multiplied by ever person on earth, comes out to about 5*10^14, the total square footage of earth is 5*10^15. So about 10% of earth is required for food production. Then you have to account for the earth being covered in water over 70% of its surface, and areas not hospitable to agriculture. Sure, we may all fit in one city, but we are quickly running out of places to grow food for them, goddamnit I hate fundies with no clue about how the world really works.


Well, it's a good thing that food yields have been growing dramatically for the past several decades.

Of course, that means anyone who eats organic is part of the problem.
2012-03-30 02:48:26 PM
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Can we switch the ovaries of the dummies like this with the smart women that aren't reproducing?
2012-03-30 02:47:13 PM
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: And I would like a replicant.


We'll send a Pris right over.
2012-03-30 02:46:58 PM
1 votes:
Finally this got greened.

/will post something relevant soon.
2012-03-30 02:46:45 PM
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cdn1.hark.com
2012-03-30 02:46:21 PM
1 votes:
Wow. Which of her holes is more gaping? Her mouth or her coont?
2012-03-30 02:43:10 PM
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Cythraul: Shostie: GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.

You'd think the progressively lower birth weights of her children would have clued her in.

Most recent one was, what, 1.5 lbs or something?

You don't understand. She's on a mission, from God.


digital2disc.com
2012-03-30 02:42:23 PM
1 votes:
- Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.
- How would you account for that?
- For one, a lot of people live in China.
2012-03-30 02:05:16 PM
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Comic Book Guy: And the worst thing of all: Remember those 19 kids? Homeschooled, all of them.


Well, at least we know that she's doing her part to ensure that strip clubs will always have new dancers.
2012-03-30 02:04:01 PM
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NowhereMon: I'm sure she heard it in church. The rolifers have been propagandizing that overpopulation is a myth and hence we don't need birth control. the usual line is that we have plenty of space and you could fit everyone in some city or state or whatever. Of course they neglect to figure out food, water, transit, and other infrastructure. Sure you can put 7 billion people in Texas, but can you imagine the size of the sewage treatment plant?

Here's an example:

Link (new window)


Maybe they just really, really liked Blade Runner.
2012-03-30 01:58:34 PM
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GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


Yeah, there's no soup left.
2012-03-30 01:28:42 PM
1 votes:

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


aw christ i barfd
2012-03-30 01:28:11 PM
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Sliding Carp: This is a good excuse to remind everyone to read John Brunner's dystopian trilogy - Stand on Zanzibar, The Sheep Look Up, and Shockwave Rider.

Also The Jagged Orbit.

/Christ, what an imagination I've got.


I'd suggest The Marching Morons by C. M. Kornbluth
2012-03-30 01:07:50 PM
1 votes:
This is a good excuse to remind everyone to read John Brunner's dystopian trilogy - Stand on Zanzibar, The Sheep Look Up, and Shockwave Rider.

Also The Jagged Orbit.

/Christ, what an imagination I've got.
2012-03-30 12:57:03 PM
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marcgawley.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-30 10:27:22 AM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.


forbiddenplanet.co.uk

And it would look something like this.
2012-03-30 10:22:26 AM
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nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.


Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.
 
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