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(Newser)   Michelle Duggar, who has given birth to 19 children, says that overpopulation is a lie because the entire population of the world would fit in Jacksonville, Florida. Wait, what?   (newser.com) divider line 485
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2012-03-30 10:09:39 AM
i51.tinypic.com

that is some epic farking stupid right there.
 
2012-03-30 10:11:38 AM
To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.
 
2012-03-30 10:14:19 AM
Woman who thinks God wants her to "out breed heathens" thinks other stupid things. News at 11.
 
2012-03-30 10:17:13 AM

WTF Indeed: Woman who thinks God wants her to "out breed heathens" thinks other stupid things. News at 11.


Sometimes man, you don't even need to give a body to your posts. The username says it all most of the time.
 
2012-03-30 10:20:12 AM
Sure, if you pile them up high enough.
 
2012-03-30 10:22:26 AM

nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.


Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.
 
2012-03-30 10:23:35 AM
Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.
 
2012-03-30 10:24:18 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.


I, for one, look forward to my new home in Neo Mega Hampshire.
 
2012-03-30 10:24:50 AM

Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.


Begun, the clone wars have.
 
2012-03-30 10:25:47 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.


Right, therein lies the problem of course. People can live in very dense urban areas, but you still have to have those farms out there to feed them.
 
2012-03-30 10:27:22 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.


forbiddenplanet.co.uk

And it would look something like this.
 
2012-03-30 10:35:53 AM

Cythraul: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

[forbiddenplanet.co.uk image 460x295]

And it would look something like this.


Which would be awesome, yes. But impractical.

And I would like a replicant.
 
2012-03-30 10:36:59 AM

nekom: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: nekom: To be fair, maybe they could. Not very comfortably though.

Well, I read somewhere that, with a population density of Brooklyn, the entire population of the USA could fit in New Hampshire.

Of course, the inherent practicality of infrastructure, resource distribution, and management of such a place is questionable at best.

Right, therein lies the problem of course. People can live in very dense urban areas, but you still have to have those farms out there to feed them.


Sounds like an Urban Planning grad student semester project.
 
2012-03-30 10:37:35 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: And I would like a replicant.


Me too! But I want to be able to specifically design it. And it has to be less murder-y than the ones from the films.

You don't want to know what I'd do with it.
 
2012-03-30 10:43:27 AM
And if they did the pile of shiat that would result would still be smaller than what comes out of Michelle Duggar's mouth.
 
2012-03-30 10:47:15 AM
bigorangemichael.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-30 10:52:32 AM
God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.
 
2012-03-30 11:06:08 AM

GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.


You'd think the progressively lower birth weights of her children would have clued her in.

Most recent one was, what, 1.5 lbs or something?
 
2012-03-30 11:07:56 AM

Shostie: GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.

You'd think the progressively lower birth weights of her children would have clued her in.

Most recent one was, what, 1.5 lbs or something?


You don't understand. She's on a mission, from God.
 
2012-03-30 11:08:33 AM
To be fair, I doubt she gets out much
 
2012-03-30 11:19:13 AM

Cythraul: Can she even get pregnant again? One would think her hoo-ha would be all used up by now.


I guess that's why she's now opening her mouth.
 
2012-03-30 11:36:05 AM
An oldie but a goodie...

www.roflgirls.com
 
2012-03-30 12:10:50 PM
What's that? A quote from someone with 19 kids that suggests she might not be a big picture person? Surprising!
 
2012-03-30 12:39:19 PM
You know, I think she's actually right.

312,000,000 people in the USA
Area of Jacksonville FL 24,000,000 sq ft.

Even if you allow that only 20% of that area is available for standing, it just might work.
 
2012-03-30 12:48:20 PM
Just doing some quick math, and I'm not sure how entirely accurate the numbers I found are, but the average meat eating human requires 70,000 sq ft of agriculture land a year for food. Multiplied by ever person on earth, comes out to about 5*10^14, the total square footage of earth is 5*10^15. So about 10% of earth is required for food production. Then you have to account for the earth being covered in water over 70% of its surface, and areas not hospitable to agriculture. Sure, we may all fit in one city, but we are quickly running out of places to grow food for them, goddamnit I hate fundies with no clue about how the world really works.
 
2012-03-30 12:49:38 PM
Replace "Jacksonville, FL" with "her cavernous twat" and it's slightly closer to the truth.
 
2012-03-30 12:51:52 PM

GAT_00: God also recently told her to knock it the fark off with a miscarriage, so there's that.


That's only because she wouldn't take the hint with the one that squirted out early. Or those two times that her uterus tried to up and run away from her.

But that first miscarriage was definitely, without a doubt, a sign from god to make as many babies as possible.

/there's not enough facepalm
//not even the Picard doublepalm
 
2012-03-30 12:52:05 PM
Another article about this said she was referring to Jacksonville, Arkansas. That makes the stupid so much better.
 
2012-03-30 12:57:03 PM
marcgawley.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-30 12:58:21 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know, I think she's actually right.

312,000,000 people in the USA
Area of Jacksonville FL 24,000,000 sq ft.

Even if you allow that only 20% of that area is available for standing, it just might work.


She said the entire world population, not US population.
 
2012-03-30 01:07:50 PM
This is a good excuse to remind everyone to read John Brunner's dystopian trilogy - Stand on Zanzibar, The Sheep Look Up, and Shockwave Rider.

Also The Jagged Orbit.

/Christ, what an imagination I've got.
 
2012-03-30 01:17:29 PM
farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.
 
2012-03-30 01:28:11 PM

Sliding Carp: This is a good excuse to remind everyone to read John Brunner's dystopian trilogy - Stand on Zanzibar, The Sheep Look Up, and Shockwave Rider.

Also The Jagged Orbit.

/Christ, what an imagination I've got.


I'd suggest The Marching Morons by C. M. Kornbluth
 
2012-03-30 01:28:42 PM

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


aw christ i barfd
 
2012-03-30 01:30:02 PM
I'm sure she heard it in church. The rolifers have been propagandizing that overpopulation is a myth and hence we don't need birth control. the usual line is that we have plenty of space and you could fit everyone in some city or state or whatever. Of course they neglect to figure out food, water, transit, and other infrastructure. Sure you can put 7 billion people in Texas, but can you imagine the size of the sewage treatment plant?

Here's an example:

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-30 01:31:37 PM

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


Dammit now I want some loaded potato soup.
 
2012-03-30 01:34:30 PM

GAT_00: GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.

Dammit now I want some loaded potato soup.


That stuff is good!
 
2012-03-30 01:43:08 PM

propasaurus: Eddie Adams from Torrance: You know, I think she's actually right.

312,000,000 people in the USA
Area of Jacksonville FL 24,000,000 sq ft.

Even if you allow that only 20% of that area is available for standing, it just might work.

She said the entire world population, not US population.


Wikipedia says Jacksonville has 767 sq miles of land area. That's around 3 sq ft per person.
I think we might all fit.

/She's still a farking moran.
 
2012-03-30 01:58:34 PM

GWLush: farking her would be like stirring a bowl of soup at this point.


Yeah, there's no soup left.
 
2012-03-30 02:01:21 PM
And the worst thing of all: Remember those 19 kids? Homeschooled, all of them.

Talk about living in a echo derp chamber...
 
2012-03-30 02:04:01 PM

NowhereMon: I'm sure she heard it in church. The rolifers have been propagandizing that overpopulation is a myth and hence we don't need birth control. the usual line is that we have plenty of space and you could fit everyone in some city or state or whatever. Of course they neglect to figure out food, water, transit, and other infrastructure. Sure you can put 7 billion people in Texas, but can you imagine the size of the sewage treatment plant?

Here's an example:

Link (new window)


Maybe they just really, really liked Blade Runner.
 
2012-03-30 02:05:16 PM

Comic Book Guy: And the worst thing of all: Remember those 19 kids? Homeschooled, all of them.


Well, at least we know that she's doing her part to ensure that strip clubs will always have new dancers.
 
2012-03-30 02:07:07 PM
What an idiot. Some places cannot support huge populations. Look at the Western US. It's beginning to strain because of a single issue: water.

We can't grow enough food and provide enough water to everyone if they all took up Clown Car's mission from god.
 
2012-03-30 02:23:24 PM
Yes, because square footage is the basis for the argument that we've overpopulated this planet.
 
2012-03-30 02:39:33 PM

Quasar: Yes, because square footage is the basis for the argument that we've overpopulated this planet.


The planet is not overpopulated, there are just too many people living in areas that cannot support them - like deserts for instance.
 
2012-03-30 02:40:26 PM
I'm really getting a kick out of these replies, because I'm farking my fundie wife as I type.
 
2012-03-30 02:40:40 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Sure, if you pile them up high enough.


Get out of my head.
 
2012-03-30 02:40:55 PM
Meh. We could fit the population of the world into a single square yard if we can convince everyone to stand on each others shoulders.

We'd probably have to work out some system for dodging the moon though, or the people up on top might get knocked off.
 
2012-03-30 02:42:23 PM
- Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.
- How would you account for that?
- For one, a lot of people live in China.
 
2012-03-30 02:42:32 PM
I remember my mother (who is Mormon) telling me the exact same thing 25 years ago. And I'll say the same thing now that I said then- Why Jacksonville?
 
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