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(USA Today)   You know how GOP comentators have been ragging on the ladies pretty hard lately? Well, something kinda predictable has happened   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 393
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2012-03-30 08:22:16 AM  
More proof that the libs tricked them into doubling down on the misogyny.
 
2012-03-30 08:32:31 AM  

St_Francis_P: More proof that the libs tricked them into doubling down on the misogyny.


They couldn't double down if they didn't have the misogyny to spare.
 
2012-03-30 08:37:38 AM  
Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.
 
2012-03-30 08:38:01 AM  
Wisconsin....swing state

What are you smoking that makes Wisconsin a swing state?
 
2012-03-30 08:54:22 AM  
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2012-03-30 08:55:02 AM  

Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.



It's clearly not a 'strategy,' it's what they believe.
 
2012-03-30 08:57:41 AM  
Rush declares sluts should not be allowed to vote in 5... 4... 3...
 
2012-03-30 08:58:24 AM  

Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.


Strategy? Custer had a "strategy".
 
2012-03-30 08:58:26 AM  
You're saying women don't want men to control their vaginas and uteruses just because they say so? Ludicrous!
 
2012-03-30 08:58:27 AM  
Whoops. They forgot women can vote again
 
2012-03-30 08:58:28 AM  
y'all laughed at me back in '08 when i warned y'all that he'd come for our white women, but here we are.
 
2012-03-30 09:06:56 AM  

Roook: Whoops. They forgot women can vote again


To be fair, that is on the boards, but only after a period of "restructuring"...

Obviously, every egg is a potential human. Every period is another human that will never be, so we have to corral women and insure that their every ovulation results in a baby, or have her up on charges of murder. It's really the only thing to prevent millions of American women from being complicit to murdering millions of babies every year. In order to do that, we're going to have make sure that women are impregnated as quickly and efficiently as possible. As men produce sperm at a much higher replacement rate, multiple women will be assigned to good, upstanding males, who will be able to pay for their care and feeding. It is the forthright thing to do. The compassionate thing to do. Those men will have a heavy burden to make sure that every woman in his care doesn't fall into her baby murdering ways. In a few generations, after the murder of potential babies is halted, we can revisit those rights for women again. If they hadn't spent so much time murdering the innocent, we wouldn't be forced to this position, but in the end, it's the only way to stop the whores from murdering their babies...

Obviously, if the sluts had come to this conclusion on their own, we could trust them, but they didn't, and that's why we're in the state we're in today. Because. Whores. Sluts.

It's a winning strategy for everyone.

FOREVER!
 
2012-03-30 09:07:26 AM  
But Quinnipiac also reported that all voters in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida "are much more concerned with the economy and health care than they are with social issues and women's reproductive health."

These are mutually exclusive categories?
 
2012-03-30 09:08:35 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rush declares sluts should not be allowed to vote in 5... 4... 3...


States with GOP-controlled legislatures to pass laws restricting or eliminating women's right to vote (with or without regard to that pesky 19th Amendment) in 10... 9... 8... 6....
 
2012-03-30 09:10:05 AM  
I think it is important that we remind women that we don't blame them. They have been brainwashed by liberal propoganda to believe they are independent and capable of making the right choices without the guidance of men. So, remember, ladies: The GOP isn't blaming you. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT.
 
2012-03-30 09:11:56 AM  
Hee hee... big gender gap.
 
2012-03-30 09:13:46 AM  

Bloody William: Hee hee... big gender gap.


swing states.
 
2012-03-30 09:14:08 AM  
Obviously, the solution to this problem is more tax cuts for rich people and corporations. Abortion. gay marriage. condoms. Mandrake, Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
 
2012-03-30 09:14:35 AM  

hubiestubert: It's a winning strategy for everyone.

FOREVER!


That is the best part.
 
2012-03-30 09:16:52 AM  
And this is only going to get worse. Women make up 62% of undecided voters until very close to November. Once more of them tune in, we should see record numbers swing Dem.
 
2012-03-30 09:23:11 AM  

ginandbacon: And this is only going to get worse. Women make up 62% of undecided voters until very close to November. Once more of them tune in, we should see record numbers swing Dem.


again - the answer here is more tax cuts. oh, and Jesus. something something abortion sluts murder terrorism. you can just phone it in, because the GOP knows - THEY KNOW - that Obama's time is over. it's in the bible y'know. just trust 'em.
 
2012-03-30 09:23:39 AM  
big lead for President Obama in a swing state -- and more evidence that he is benefiting from a growing gender gap.

So that's what Santorum was crying about when he said Obama was dividing the nation. Sorry Rick but this is your party's doing. All Obama's doing is sitting back and laughing.
 
2012-03-30 09:27:04 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rush Coulter declares sluts women should not be allowed to vote in 5... 4... 3...


I think [women] should be armed but should not vote ... women have no capacity to understand how money is earned.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact.

 
2012-03-30 09:27:30 AM  
Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP (new window)

Maybe the GOP is going for the 'women like bad boys vote'
 
2012-03-30 09:30:28 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.


It's clearly not a 'strategy,' it's what they believe.


I believe that they're in for an ass-whooping of biblical proportions.
 
2012-03-30 09:31:56 AM  
Ya done goofed.
 
2012-03-30 09:40:21 AM  
Who the hell said they were allowed to vote?
 
2012-03-30 09:44:02 AM  

Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.


Rick Santorum...bad for America, worse for Republicans.
 
2012-03-30 09:46:28 AM  
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2012-03-30 09:48:28 AM  

Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.


Since when do fundamentalists think about winning strategies in elections? We should really call them what they are- theocratic fundamentalists.
 
2012-03-30 09:49:44 AM  
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Aw Jeez, you wimmin with all the shoppin', and the votin'
 
2012-03-30 09:50:42 AM  

coco ebert: Cythraul: Still baffles me how they could think these extreme social conservative measures (specifically against women) are a winning strategy come election time.

Maybe they just don't care, and they're doing what they feel is right, despite the possible loss in the election.

Since when do fundamentalists think about winning strategies in elections? We should really call them what they are- theocratic fundamentalists.


Oh, I don't know about that. I think both parties sometimes go against their principles and play to the middle ground in order to win elections.
 
2012-03-30 09:53:02 AM  
A seven point lead in FL and an eight point lead in OH means Obama is leading "narrowly". The media is so liberal! Link (new window)
 
2012-03-30 09:54:52 AM  
As woman, I find both the GOP "war on women" and the NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if the rightwing totalitarians are already in control on both sides of the aisle, and are just yanking our chains for entertainment value.
 
2012-03-30 09:57:22 AM  

SuperTramp: NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.


Talk about something that really did get scant coverage by the media. That troubles me deeply, too.
 
2012-03-30 09:59:22 AM  
Speaking as a woman voter.

Obama is MUCH more fun to fantasize in bed than any of the GOP candidates.

Mitt? All I can think of is Mormon underwear.

Rick? Lights off only, not too much moaning.

Newt? Not without 15 condoms and lots of anti-biotics.

Ron? There isn't enough viagra.

Now...Barack...oh yeah, and bring those sunglasses with you...

/puts on Rick James...
 
2012-03-30 10:00:38 AM  

SuperTramp: As woman, I find both the GOP "war on women" and the NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if the rightwing totalitarians are already in control on both sides of the aisle, and are just yanking our chains for entertainment value.


Both sides are bad so vote Democrat? Stop confusing me with your feminine wiles!!!
 
2012-03-30 10:01:36 AM  
Yeah, NDAA. But when this shiat started with the USA Patriot Act, nobody farking cared, so spare me the farking righteous indignation.

Fark..
 
2012-03-30 10:02:04 AM  

Diogenes: I like how between the headline ("GOP commentators") and SlothTard are pushing the idea that it's all the fault of the media.

When you have states trying to effectively ban abortion and contraception, one state wanting to classify single mother parenthood as child abuse, the second place GOP candidate saying that rape victims should treat their consequent pregnancy like a quirky gift from God, and my own Congressman as well as others who think women are second class citizens...well...IT'S NOT THE FARKING MEDIA!


It's the result of the idea that the only way a GOP policy or belief can fail is because it was sabotaged. It's never that it's a terrible idea, or that the American people do not want that policy. SO when something backfires so badly, the only thing they can think of is a grand all encompassing conspiracy against them. And when it comes to things like the media, unless it all reflects their FW: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW chainmails, WND's derp, or Hannity then it's proof the media is hiding something.

It's also part of a dumbass belief in being "fair and balanced" so that people like him honestly beleive that spike lee bring a retard is the same as an elected official saying victims of domestic abuse should remember the good times and if they leave, they're abusers themselves.
 
2012-03-30 10:02:50 AM  
Enough is enough! End women's suffrage NOW!
 
2012-03-30 10:02:59 AM  

hubiestubert: As men produce sperm at a much higher replacement rate, multiple women will be assigned to good, upstanding males, who will be able to pay for their care and feeding. It is the forthright thing to do. The compassionate thing to do.


Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious...service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
 
2012-03-30 10:03:04 AM  

Fark It: Wisconsin....swing state

What are you smoking that makes Wisconsin a swing state?


Don't they have Republican Gov and Majorities in their legislature?
 
2012-03-30 10:03:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: Yeah, NDAA. But when this shiat started with the USA Patriot Act, nobody farking cared, so spare me the farking righteous indignation.

Fark..


Some is bad. MORE IS BETTER! Yay!

Mugato: Enough is enough! End women's suffrage NOW!


MOAR trampolines!
 
2012-03-30 10:04:23 AM  

Diogenes: SuperTramp: NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.

Talk about something that really did get scant coverage by the media. That troubles me deeply, too.


Same here.
 
2012-03-30 10:09:42 AM  
You libs always bring misogyny into it even when it doesn't have anything to do with it. VA rape bill? "Misogyny!" Not renewing the Violence against Women Act? "Misogyny!"
 
2012-03-30 10:14:06 AM  
SuperTramp: As a woman, I find both the GOP "war on women" and the NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if the rightwing totalitarians are already in control on both sides of the aisle, and are just yanking our chains for entertainment value.


I_C_Weener: Both sides are bad so vote Democrat? Stop confusing me with your feminine wiles!!!

No, what I'm saying is that I'm sure if there's really any difference.

/other than who SecretAgentWoman would sleep with.
 
2012-03-30 10:18:45 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Speaking as a woman voter.

Obama is MUCH more fun to fantasize in bed than any of the GOP candidates.

Mitt? All I can think of is Mormon underwear.

Rick? Lights off only, not too much moaning.

Newt? Not without 15 condoms and lots of anti-biotics.

Ron? There isn't enough viagra.

Now...Barack...oh yeah, and bring those sunglasses with you...

/puts on Rick James...


I can fap to each of those. Thanks for planning my day off!
 
2012-03-30 10:18:57 AM  

SuperTramp: As woman, I find both the GOP "war on women" and the NDAA signed into law by Obama very troubling.

In fact, sometimes I wonder if the rightwing totalitarians are already in control on both sides of the aisle, and are just yanking our chains for entertainment value.


the country has been trending authoritarian for a while now. that's why voting 'straight ticket' anything is a bad idea. Hell, having only two parties period is a bad idea, but that's not likely to change anytime soon.
 
2012-03-30 10:19:10 AM  
Plus the House voted yesterday to kill Medicare. Again.

What do you want to bet the GOP still has 41 Senators and still nothing gets done?
 
2012-03-30 10:20:15 AM  

GAT_00: Plus the House voted yesterday to kill Medicare. Again.

What do you want to bet the GOP still has 41 Senators and still nothing gets done?


well...I'll bet they pass tax cuts for the 1%. everyone else just gets screwed.
 
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