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		Sometimes the headlines just write themselves: "Pop-and-son pillbilly snowbirds driving stolen methmobile" (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com)		34
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Diogenes		2012-03-30 09:15:40 AM

Son's hot, for a meth head.

gopher321		2012-03-30 09:20:06 AM

"Quick, Tweaker! To the Methmobile!"

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-30 10:18:55 AM

Is there an English version of that article?

Diogenes		2012-03-30 10:21:17 AM

Ed Finnerty: Is there an English version of that article?

pop and son pillbilly snowbird team = father and son who are not year long Florida residents selling white trash type drugs (oxy, meth)

Crewmannumber6		2012-03-30 11:02:59 AM

Sounds like Kevin Smith's new comic book

gunga galunga		2012-03-30 11:03:47 AM

Better call Saul.

/oblig

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt		2012-03-30 11:03:56 AM

pillbilly?

Smeggy Smurf		2012-03-30 11:05:21 AM

Approves (new window) pops

LarryDan43		2012-03-30 11:09:17 AM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: pillbilly?

Yessum? Whatcha need?

gunga galunga		2012-03-30 11:12:48 AM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: pillbilly?

I like their biscuits.

wildcardjack		2012-03-30 11:13:13 AM

What's the Fark handle for the editor in charge of headlines at the Sun Sentinel?

oldfarthenry		2012-03-30 11:13:35 AM

Mr. White - remember when we used to jump in the RV and go camping? I miss that.

Jesse - use the goddamned breathing apparatus or I'm charging you for that contact high!

PYROY		2012-03-30 11:14:20 AM

They now have a new address with cozy quarters: Jail.

Oooooo, good one.

fruitloop		2012-03-30 11:25:14 AM

Robert Smeeth...Robert Smeeth...!

Crewmannumber6		2012-03-30 11:25:45 AM

Link (Methanmphetamine)

wellreadneck		2012-03-30 11:33:31 AM

Pillbilly is for hillbilly herion addicts.

Math lab?

Stupid cracker.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-03-30 11:45:26 AM

This Fall on Fox! The Pillbilly Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story about a man named Fred
A poor methmaker barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some dude,
And a wrongful arrest trial did the man some good.

Millions he got. From the state and the gun manufacturer.

Well the first thing you know ol Fred's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Fred get the hell away from here"
Said "Dude's gang looking to shoot at thee"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, cocaine addicts.

Old Fred maybe a millionaire but he just can't quit the game. He's in Beverly Hills with his patented flavor of Fred's Meth. How do the neighbors take to the explosions at clouds of poisonous gas? What about his business competition? Will they accept the new guy or will they come after Fred? Oh and there's a inept DEA agent who wants Fred behind bars.

The Pillbilly Hillbillies. On Fox!

bighairyguy		2012-03-30 11:45:55 AM

Tonight on the History channel, "Pillbilly Trunkers".

MadMonk		2012-03-30 11:54:11 AM

Thought we had them pinned down just outside Noble's Holler but the slippery devils got by us some how.

i406.photobucket.com

Skr		2012-03-30 11:56:39 AM

na nana nana na nana na na METHMOBILE

offmymeds		2012-03-30 12:09:24 PM

Pillbilly? Ah...here we are:

pillbilly
1. Toothless, inbred zombies wandering South Florida in search of "pain clinics", where oxycodone prescriptions are handed out like Halloween candy. Known pillbilly states consist of: Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio and West Virginia.

Look, there's another truck load of pillbillys from Kentucky pulling into the pain clinic parking lot.

/thank you, urban dictionary

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt		2012-03-30 12:23:17 PM

offmymeds: Pillbilly? Ah...here we are:

pillbilly
1. Toothless, inbred zombies wandering South Florida in search of "pain clinics", where oxycodone prescriptions are handed out like Halloween candy. Known pillbilly states consist of: Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio and West Virginia.

Look, there's another truck load of pillbillys from Kentucky pulling into the pain clinic parking lot.

/thank you, urban dictionary

so, Rush Limbaugh then?

phyrkrakr		2012-03-30 12:28:58 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: offmymeds: Pillbilly? Ah...here we are:

pillbilly
1. Toothless, inbred zombies wandering South Florida in search of "pain clinics", where oxycodone prescriptions are handed out like Halloween candy. Known pillbilly states consist of: Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio and West Virginia.

Look, there's another truck load of pillbillys from Kentucky pulling into the pain clinic parking lot.

/thank you, urban dictionary

so, Rush Limbaugh then?

No, Rush takes his painkillers to the D.R., not back up to Appalachia.

12 y.o. Dominican boys != 1-toothed redneck cousins.

Crazy Talk Al		2012-03-30 12:29:27 PM

If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

offmymeds		2012-03-30 12:36:14 PM

Crazy Talk Al: If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

Or, if they really liked pickles a lot, they'd be dillbillies.

/this is fun

phyrkrakr		2012-03-30 12:39:49 PM

offmymeds: Crazy Talk Al: If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

Or, if they really liked pickles a lot, they'd be dillbillies.

/this is fun

If they were from Camden, NJ, they'd be Phil-billies.

germ78		2012-03-30 12:52:31 PM

gopher321: "Quick, Tweaker! To the Methmobile!"

You mean your Chevy?

Another Government Employee		2012-03-30 01:00:19 PM

You realize if one of us Farkers came up with that, we would at least get the Slowclap.

Pillbillies. I like it.

wellreadneck		2012-03-30 01:01:28 PM

phyrkrakr: offmymeds: Crazy Talk Al: If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

Or, if they really liked pickles a lot, they'd be dillbillies.

/this is fun

If they were from Camden, NJ, they'd be Phil-billies.

Yeah, but it's kind of like the "N" word. Say it with the wrong accent and they'll become "illbillies", which is just a step away from "killbillies".

offmymeds		2012-03-30 01:39:55 PM

wellreadneck: phyrkrakr: offmymeds: Crazy Talk Al: If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

Or, if they really liked pickles a lot, they'd be dillbillies.

/this is fun

If they were from Camden, NJ, they'd be Phil-billies.

Yeah, but it's kind of like the "N" word. Say it with the wrong accent and they'll become "illbillies", which is just a step away from "killbillies".

www.blogcdn.com

What a "killbilly" might look like.

Sultan Of Herf		2012-03-30 03:14:36 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: offmymeds: Pillbilly? Ah...here we are:

pillbilly
1. Toothless, inbred zombies wandering South Florida in search of "pain clinics", where oxycodone prescriptions are handed out like Halloween candy. Known pillbilly states consist of: Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio and West Virginia.

Look, there's another truck load of pillbillys from Kentucky pulling into the pain clinic parking lot.

/thank you, urban dictionary

so, Rush Limbaugh then?

Sadly its not just South Florida, its almost all of FL.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-03-30 03:14:39 PM

Harry Freakstorm: This Fall on Fox! The Pillbilly Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story about a man named Fred
A poor methmaker barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some dude,
And a wrongful arrest trial did the man some good.

Millions he got. From the state and the gun manufacturer.

Well the first thing you know ol Fred's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Fred get the hell away from here"
Said "Dude's gang looking to shoot at thee"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, cocaine addicts.

Old Fred maybe a millionaire but he just can't quit the game. He's in Beverly Hills with his patented flavor of Fred's Meth. How do the neighbors take to the explosions at clouds of poisonous gas? What about his business competition? Will they accept the new guy or will they come after Fred? Oh and there's a inept DEA agent who wants Fred behind bars.

The Pillbilly Hillbillies. On Fox!

Put it on FX and I'd watch the shiat out of it.

wellreadneck		2012-03-30 03:25:27 PM

offmymeds: wellreadneck: phyrkrakr: offmymeds: Crazy Talk Al: If they had any marketable knowledge, they'd be skillbillies.

Or, if they liked to skydive and bungee jump, they'd be thrillbillies.

Or, if they were unusually relaxed, they'd be chillbillies.

/I could do this all day...

Or, if they really liked pickles a lot, they'd be dillbillies.

/this is fun

If they were from Camden, NJ, they'd be Phil-billies.

Yeah, but it's kind of like the "N" word. Say it with the wrong accent and they'll become "illbillies", which is just a step away from "killbillies".

[www.blogcdn.com image 530x313]

What a "killbilly" might look like.

Well, the one who knocked her up did introduce himself as her dad at the wedding, after all.

ka1axy		2012-03-30 06:36:30 PM

I' prefer partying with Defendant: Traci Batcher 34:
mobilepictures.sun-sentinel.com

"Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked."

//what's her Fark handle?

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