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ArkAngel		2012-03-29 11:48:08 PM

And her name is Sony

hubiestubert		2012-03-30 12:18:06 AM

EDI is that you?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-30 12:26:18 AM

Great...

/so now a robot can recoil from my touch, too

fat boy		2012-03-30 01:01:43 AM

Great, now Kwame is gonna need an upgrade

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-30 01:40:11 AM

Call me when they finally create one based off of the old show My Living Doll...

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-03-30 02:32:42 AM

I'll stick with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters.

namatad		2012-03-30 04:08:27 AM

calling number six

aniyn		2012-03-30 04:24:38 AM

"You see, sexbots have a preset sex limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down."

/ewwwwwww

Gordon Bennett		2012-03-30 04:27:57 AM

heypete		2012-03-30 04:29:08 AM

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."

exatron		2012-03-30 04:34:07 AM

My god! Subby never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film.

Smidge204		2012-03-30 04:37:27 AM

nonoscillating gel

Seems to me a sexbot would better be made with yesyescillating gel.
=Smidge=

bulok		2012-03-30 04:46:46 AM

Finally!!! Always did have a crush on Vicki now it's a possibility

hotteahotbooks.files.wordpress.com

What? It's a machine!!

Opiate of the Lasses		2012-03-30 04:55:47 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Call me when they finally create one based off of the old show My Living Doll...

[i6.photobucket.com image 320x246]

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x383]

I thought to myself, damn who is that fox?

Went looking for pics of Julie Newmar, realized that series was in 1967. And let me say, Father Time is undefeated. Now I haz a sad.

upload.wikimedia.org

Ed Grubermann		2012-03-30 05:20:45 AM

heypete: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."

The Courier's cornhole was never the same after that.

FunkOut		2012-03-30 05:55:37 AM

Fark headline, 2032 : Hilarity ensues when behaviour chips for warbots are mistakenly implanted into sexbots

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-03-30 05:56:05 AM

Subby saw this...
www.sciencedaily.com

...and thought "Sexbot."

/Wow.
//Clearly yours is a dizzying intellect.

malle-herbert		2012-03-30 05:59:37 AM

Well... the article did say something about a "pulsating gel"....

BigBooper		2012-03-30 06:15:47 AM

I'm looking for more of a well rounded model.

Cherry 2000 could cook, clean, and have sex. Now if they just corrected that water issue, we'd be good. I like my sex in a hot tub on occasion!

wippit		2012-03-30 06:19:02 AM

... programmed in multiple techniques.

OhioKnight		2012-03-30 08:06:31 AM

I call it "PINK SLIME"

TheGogmagog		2012-03-30 08:09:46 AM

fat boy: Great, now Kwame is gonna need an upgrade

Did he end up buying one or was he shamed out of it?

P.S. My wife asked me if I knew where to buy cheap or used Maniquins. She has a purchasing for an art studio. I told her to google Kwame, but she didn't believe me for a second.

Skr		2012-03-30 08:26:08 AM

Hmm seems like a good step towards functioning replacement limbs as well. A feedback system that acts similar to human skin would be a big step forward.

High Karate		2012-03-30 08:31:36 AM

DO YOU WANNA GET DOWWWWWWWWWWWWN

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-03-30 08:35:39 AM

I prefer to get off manually.

LewDux		2012-03-30 09:01:11 AM

liverpoolumd		2012-03-30 09:05:24 AM

Cheron		2012-03-30 09:09:32 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Subby saw this...
[www.sciencedaily.com image 362x332]
...and thought "Sexbot."

/Wow.
//Clearly yours is a dizzying intellect.

Welcome to fark where the answer to every rorschach test involves sex and perversion.

/right now 3 Farkers are getting just a bit excited by the last sentence

lithappens		2012-03-30 09:56:03 AM

MilesTeg		2012-03-30 09:59:39 AM

SkylineRecords		2012-03-30 10:16:10 AM

liverpoolumd: [images.wikia.com image 624x352]

HOW DID HE GET HEEEERRRREEEEE????? WHAT DOES HE WAAAAAAAANT??????

Mattevil		2012-03-30 10:23:16 AM

"Why did they program me to feel pain?"

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-30 10:24:41 AM

Came for FISTO. Leaving sore and satisfied.

discgolfguru		2012-03-30 11:00:19 AM

Great. Now I have to watch Cherry 2000 again.

JustGetItRight		2012-03-30 11:16:56 AM

Approves

MadMattressMack		2012-03-30 11:22:43 AM

What's the phrase, "like pushing rope?"

\hot like a vibrating vagina

mofa		2012-03-30 11:25:02 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave:
Pertinent to your interests?

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2012-03-30 11:42:31 AM

I see that someone has never seen Ghost in the Shell.

traylor		2012-03-30 12:27:08 PM

Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

/Anna Balazs

hubiestubert		2012-03-30 12:45:03 PM

Hawnkee		2012-03-30 01:02:14 PM

I approve of this.

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-03-30 01:07:56 PM

mofa: Summer Glau's Love Slave:
Pertinent to your interests?

Sexbots? Oh, Hayell yas!

/I'm 19.
//Mebbe I'll actually live long enough to see these fabled creatures.

hubiestubert		2012-03-30 01:10:43 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: mofa: Summer Glau's Love Slave:
Pertinent to your interests?

Sexbots? Oh, Hayell yas!

/I'm 19.
//Mebbe I'll actually live long enough to see these fabled creatures.

To be fair, they'd best come with timers, or there is going to be a spike in teenage dehydration deaths...

Yuri Futanari		2012-03-30 01:34:16 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: mofa: Summer Glau's Love Slave:
Pertinent to your interests?

Sexbots? Oh, Hayell yas!

/I'm 19.
//Mebbe I'll actually live long enough to see these fabled creatures.

I was born too early to explore the galaxy.

I still hold out hope for this though.

fluffy2097		2012-03-30 02:16:01 PM

YES!....... but NO!
www.dvdplaza.fi

awesomologist		2012-03-30 02:19:41 PM

EDI Approves.

Trolljegeren		2012-03-30 03:41:01 PM

noazark		2012-03-30 03:59:47 PM

Ed Grubermann		2012-03-30 04:19:23 PM

"But I vent from there!" (new window)

groppet		2012-03-30 04:20:06 PM

Only downside is they leave their robo vagina in the sink to wash it out

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