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(busselton mail.com)   Against all odds, Squid the cat turns 97 (cat) years old. This article seemed appropriate as we celebrate another birthday this weekend - Caturday's one and only Alien   (busseltonmail.com.au) divider line 745
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2012-04-02 01:30:10 PM

Awkward isn't quite a re-mix of 29 Awkward, think there are some that weren't in long version. Anyway, in pcs again, here!
The Half Sit-up
To achieve the half sit-up, you must begin with the intention of exercising your abs and promptly fall asleep midway through the task. This position is extremely advanced and not recommended for amateur sleepers.

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The Awkward Spoon
The goal here is not so much for intimacy as the socially uncomfortable sharing of your physical space with someone. Bonus points if your arm falls asleep and you're too scared to move it.
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The Cool Dude
The trick here is to look totally relaxed while you're really extremely uncomfortable.
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Croppage of any/all mighta been useful, but I didn't.
 
2012-04-02 01:39:59 PM

New thread recently begun, grilled chs ice cream; grilled chs of choice mixed with vanilla. Could be good, or merely Acquired Taste.
Meanwhile, back to Snoozing Kitties.
Bed Hog
The goal is not so much comfort as an expression of sheer, unadulterated greed. (we've seen this pic before)

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Thinking Outside the Box
Two of your feet - preferably on opposite sides of your body - must remain outside the box at all times.
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The Pile-Up
You end up colliding with at least three others, and you hope they all have insurance.
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2012-04-02 01:47:36 PM
Be The Box
You must be able to get your whole body in the box, no matter what it takes. Become one with the box!
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The Radiator
Your main goal here is not about comfort......it's just about warmth. (we've seen this before)
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The Sleeping Dog
This one is easy. Find a dog. Imitate the dog.
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2012-04-02 01:55:14 PM
The Positive Thinker
In this position, you demonstrate how you refuse to be let a bad situation get the best of you.
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The Drying Rack
Imagine you are a wet t-shirt. Drape yourself accordingly.
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The Head-Rush
Lay on your back, head hanging off the end of your chosen bed with feet pointed upward, and let gravity do the rest. A pounding headache will incur shortly.
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2012-04-02 02:00:17 PM
The Non-Conformist
You will first need to find two willing conformists to help you make your statement.
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2012-04-02 02:03:32 PM
The Mid-Sentence
This position is only for those with extreme forms of narcolepsy.
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2012-04-02 02:09:11 PM
Some Assembly Required
Have a friend take you apart and then try to reassemble you from memory.
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Some Assembly Required, v.2
Same as above, except without the box.
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2012-04-02 02:12:20 PM
The Dog Bed
It's probably the most comfortable bed you will ever sleep on, but smells kind of funky.
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2012-04-02 02:15:47 PM
The Dreaded Mid-Afternoon Slump
Eat a big lunch, then fall asleep at your desk.
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2012-04-02 02:20:38 PM
oooooh ... Slump was the dreaded 666th!
You'll be quite glad to see this one, FINAL of this string!
The Old Married Couple
This position is only for mature sleepers. Try this sleeping position
only if your mate's snoring no longer bothers you.
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2012-04-02 03:06:13 PM
my "old married couple"
Mr. & Mrs. Dodger
Shortly after she was diagnosed
with terminal cancer.
Dodger was comforting her.
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2012-04-02 03:12:27 PM

Reckon all who aren't being forced to slave away in Mordor are Outside enjoying the decent weather in locations where it is. Can't think of many other justifiable reasons for the glacial advance of this thread. & no, I'm not gonna postie all the rest of the afternoon, just because I can!

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Some wee purply-blue flowers in the yard, never took botany so dunno what they are.
 
2012-04-02 03:14:42 PM
I only have 15 more minutes in Mordor, then a 45 min trip home, then I can post pics.
 
2012-04-02 03:16:20 PM
Let me see what I can come up with in my bukket...

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2012-04-02 03:17:24 PM
I call this one the Guilt Maker...

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2012-04-02 03:18:27 PM
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2012-04-02 03:19:12 PM
My cat...

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2012-04-02 03:19:57 PM
Not my cat, but my caption

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2012-04-02 03:20:52 PM
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2012-04-02 03:21:35 PM
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2012-04-02 03:22:35 PM
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2012-04-02 03:23:56 PM
Meant to post this one with the other one of the same subject. I messed up.

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2012-04-02 03:25:10 PM
My cat, my caption

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2012-04-02 03:26:54 PM
My cat again and my caption

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Not my cat, but my caption

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2012-04-02 03:28:11 PM
Isn't this the truth...

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2012-04-02 03:29:30 PM
Please!! think of the kittens!!

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2012-04-02 03:30:25 PM
I should probably go to Hell for this, but I couldn't help it...

nmc/mc

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2012-04-02 03:31:45 PM
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2012-04-02 03:32:39 PM
A dog!

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2012-04-02 03:34:32 PM
For the record, that dog was not posted to any of you in here!! Its meant to be used for trolls.

now another cat...

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2012-04-02 03:35:26 PM
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2012-04-02 03:36:47 PM
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2012-04-02 03:37:42 PM
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2012-04-02 03:39:34 PM
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2012-04-02 03:41:29 PM
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2012-04-02 03:43:51 PM
One more. I need to get some housework done. Will TRY and post more later.

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2012-04-02 03:55:46 PM

Fang Q valnt9 for outing the Dodgers. Once had/may retain a bedspread resembling the flowery one. Cept background was a rosey tone sted blue.
Also Fang Q SweetBecca for the whole clowder of pix! & see professional_vampire will make her escape from Mordor within minutes now ....

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Yakko, one of QM Furrnindina's sons, on a fave lurking spot in the living rm. Book at ft of stack is old unabridged dictionary that came from Plumbicon's late folks' place. Still gets used.
 
2012-04-02 03:56:24 PM

laulaja: Reckon all who aren't being forced to slave away in Mordor are Outside enjoying the decent weather in locations where it is. Can't think of many other justifiable reasons for the glacial advance of this thread. & no, I'm not gonna postie all the rest of the afternoon, just because I can!
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Some wee purply-blue flowers in the yard, never took botany so dunno what they are.


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2012-04-02 03:58:42 PM
Last year for Johnny's Farmville we tried watermelon and corn. The corn was a fiasco, and the watermelon produced 2 small melons. It would have been cheaper to buy them.
This year, blueberries, 'maters, peppers, squash and a few herbs. I probably won't live long enough to see the blueberries pay off, but at least they seem hardy and have a few berries.

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2012-04-02 04:54:19 PM
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2012-04-02 04:54:33 PM
Greetings from Mordor.
Sending birthday wishes to AlienDandilion, Dingleberry Moose, The Puce Guardian, and anyone else I might have missed.

Going back to staring at this spreadsheet. Derp. :P
 
2012-04-02 04:55:40 PM
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2012-04-02 04:58:46 PM
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ok that's enough Monday complaints - after all, I did survive another one!
 
2012-04-02 05:00:28 PM
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A Blingie, as we race off to our respective chori in minutes. My ch dir sez she plans to let us out in time to see UK clobber Kansas. We'll See whether she really does ....
 
2012-04-02 05:36:12 PM

quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
I think we found the perfect cat for QJ.

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hmmmmmm.....
What would lead you to that conclusion??


Oohhh I don't know? Just a hunch. ;-p
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2012-04-02 05:42:27 PM

yobbery: quantum_jellyroll: yobbery:
I think we found the perfect cat for QJ.

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hmmmmmm.....
What would lead you to that conclusion??

Oohhh I don't know? Just a hunch. ;-p
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Ok, you owe me another glass of wine! Good thing I use an ipad..it is very cleanable! Which I do whenever it needs to be charged....
 
2012-04-02 05:51:01 PM
yobbery:
Oohhh I don't know? Just a hunch. ;-p

I mean besides that!
 
2012-04-02 06:05:17 PM

laulaja: Reckon all who aren't being forced to slave away in Mordor are Outside enjoying the decent weather in locations where it is. Can't think of many other justifiable reasons for the glacial advance of this thread. & no, I'm not gonna postie all the rest of the afternoon, just because I can!
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Some wee purply-blue flowers in the yard, never took botany so dunno what they are.


Well, yesterday I was outside enjoying the nice, sunny California weather, but it's also 'cause I was helping out with yard work. Today the hubby and I just slept the hell in. :P

/63 and sunny now
//gonna be the same all week!
 
2012-04-02 06:12:37 PM
I haven't been able to peek in from mordor much at all since we upgraded to Mordor v3.1 (now with 50% more responsibility).
/ Not entirely true...I also had voice communications under me...then I didn't...but that didn't go so well, so last week it moved back to me.

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2012-04-02 08:30:50 PM
where is everyone?
Some random cat tails from today: I had to go to the variety outlet for some odds and ends needed to complete a project. While not finding a single thing I needed I came across a box full of furry wind up mice. Since I no longer have long hair kitties I decided to get one for the boys. I had to test them to find one that could run the longest in a straight line. Took me half the box but I found the manager and one really good mouse. Then I found a little wind up bunny hopper for Cross eyed Tom, I thought it would be easier for him to catch since it stayed in a smaller area.
I showed the new mouse to Li-Ion, he was not too sure about it and when it stopped at the wall he carefully batted it with his paw. I got the bunny hopper going for Tom and he smacked it with his paw, bit into one ear and used his claws on the other ear to try to rip its little head in half! He then pounced on the mouse and bit its plastic spinning tail, put his paws on the mouse and tried to rip the tail from it. Tom is a monster with the toys. Oma Cassie would be proud, all her training and he can gut a toy.
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/Tom has been re-modeling his fort.
//Li-Ion can only come in if he brings the nip.
///He took the whole bag of nip without permission.
 
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