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(The Sun)   Dominatrix sells extra bondage sessions to help out a cancer-stricken pal. Now that's HOT. Ouch   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 67
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2012-03-29 08:40:29 PM
I'm not much of a fan of the whole sado-masochism thing, mostly because I have bosses who prefer mental subjugation to the physical kind. But a dominatrix beating up middle age bankers in order to help a friend in need. That is very hot.
 
2012-03-29 08:48:25 PM
I'm really not into bondage - never tried it. But it is for a good cause..... Hmmmm

/Oh honey, can I get a little more allowance from my paycheck for my play money this week?
 
2012-03-29 08:50:12 PM
She'd hit it.
 
2012-03-29 08:52:14 PM
img207.imageshack.us

How much extra to be blindfolded?
 
2012-03-29 08:52:21 PM
Geez, and to think that all my friends can sell is old Star Trek stuff and comic books. Dammit.

/Just kidding, I have very supportive friends
 
2012-03-29 08:55:32 PM
It only costs $15,000 to treat cancer?

Can we get some of that delicious universal medical care here in the US too?
 
2012-03-29 08:55:32 PM
i've been so naughty. i need punishment! or bie.


images.sabob.com
 
2012-03-29 08:57:34 PM
I like 'em thin, but her knees are too sharp for my taste
 
2012-03-29 08:59:00 PM
kidsizedcoffin: [img207.imageshack.us image 532x500]

How much extra to be blindfolded?


You don't want to hit it because she could hit it harder, and with exquisite precision.
 
2012-03-29 09:01:34 PM
r1niceboy: kidsizedcoffin: [img207.imageshack.us image 532x500]

How much extra to be blindfolded?

You don't want to hit it because she could hit it harder, and with exquisite precision.


Yeah, and it looks like she is a meth head.
 
2012-03-29 09:01:38 PM
You mean there is an actual dominatrix who isn't fat?
 
2012-03-29 09:03:50 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: It only costs $15,000 to treat cancer?

Can we get some of that delicious universal medical care here in the US too?


Hollie Stevens is American, so I'm guessing it's all happening here. It says a lot that this story will only be touched with a six inch pole by the British tabloids.
 
2012-03-29 09:05:31 PM
I did that for a sick Indian.
Now I'm known as Chemosabe.
 
2012-03-29 09:07:57 PM
Slogan: Let's whip cancer!
 
2012-03-29 09:11:48 PM
Victoria Beckham has seen better days.
 
2012-03-29 09:14:06 PM
I hope I have friends that dedicated if/when my genetic heritage gifts me with the big C.
 
2012-03-29 09:15:55 PM
I like spanking women's bare asses.... don't like mine spanked though.

/Tell me how bad you've been... "Smack!".... Tell me you need to be punished.... "Smack!"....
//gave myself a boner just now.
 
2012-03-29 09:15:56 PM
The Jami Turman Fan Club: You mean there is an actual dominatrix who isn't fat?

Seriously. Who's going to pay to get dominated by that? How are you supposed to look at such a scrawny woman and feel submissive?
 
2012-03-29 09:18:32 PM
January Seraph?
Couldn't she have picked a better name?
 
2012-03-29 09:19:57 PM
img161.imageshack.us

For another 30, she'll even check you for cancer...
 
2012-03-29 09:22:48 PM
I bet she's ug... holy damn.
 
2012-03-29 09:37:20 PM
In before HA HA guy in a ball gag and Lucy Lawless from Eurotrip and the gimp from pulp fiction
 
2012-03-29 09:37:25 PM
I love Dominatrixes (Dominatrixi?) and or/BIE. This could be a goooood thread

/eip
 
2012-03-29 09:43:08 PM
Bring out the gimp!
 
2012-03-29 09:49:46 PM
This is great, and not at all surprising. I used to date a domme... the communities tend to be really tightly-knit and supportive.

...and full of farking crazies.
 
2012-03-29 09:55:05 PM
NewWorldDan:
Seriously. Who's going to pay to get dominated by that? How are you supposed to look at such a scrawny woman and feel submissive?


It really depends on what, exactly, she's doing. Although from the style of clothes and pose in that, particular, photo I'm guessing it involves a beast with two backs; which isn't a Dominatrix.

I really don't see her with a single tail.. well I do but I wouldn't want to be anywhere near her if she tried to use it. I'm sure she is very good at whatever it is she does but there is nothing remotely 'commanding' about her presence in that photo.
 
2012-03-29 10:00:33 PM
Omahawg: i've been so naughty. i need punishment! or bie.


[images.sabob.com image 315x500]


Punishment for everyone : )
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-29 10:01:45 PM
i30.photobucket.com

That is all.
 
2012-03-29 10:03:38 PM
And who knew this could help cure cancer.
maybe NSFW (new window)
 
2012-03-29 10:04:26 PM
r1niceboy: I'm not much of a fan of the whole sado-masochism thing, mostly because I have bosses who prefer mental subjugation to the physical kind. But a dominatrix beating up middle age bankers in order to help a friend in need. That is very hot.

I like the costumes, but the games are boring.

Anyways, funny story, good on the gal for helpin' a friend.
 
2012-03-29 10:07:23 PM
I'll be glad to chip in a generous tip if I can pick my poison.
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-29 10:09:20 PM
Her legs could wrap around you twice. And you will like it.
 
2012-03-29 10:10:23 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: And who knew this could help cure cancer.
maybe NSFW (new window)


maggie!

how you been?
 
2012-03-29 10:12:05 PM
NewWorldDan: The Jami Turman Fan Club: You mean there is an actual dominatrix who isn't fat?

Seriously. Who's going to pay to get dominated by that? How are you supposed to look at such a scrawny woman and feel submissive?


It's not a wrestling match. You're probably going to be bound, anyway. And it doesn't take a burly bull dyke to swing a whip.
 
2012-03-29 10:12:35 PM
I've met plenty of dommes in my job and let me tell you...not really that impressed by most of them.

It takes very little for most (I say most) of the men who'd seek a dominatrix out to get their fix. Seriously, go look in the trade mags at most of these women, not a really high standard in the industry.

Not my thing anyway, and some of them (not all of them) seem to have a problem wrapping their minds around the fact that there are men out there who neither find them desirable, or are at all interesting in playing sub (I'm a top).

I'm getting a "stripper/hooker with a whip" vibe from this one.
 
2012-03-29 10:14:39 PM
Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: And who knew this could help cure cancer.
maybe NSFW (new window)

maggie!

how you been?


Here and there, working. And I can't even fark when I work for to few bucks : (
 
2012-03-29 10:17:17 PM
Yulian:

I'm getting a "stripper/hooker with a whip" vibe from this one.


Based on the looks of her website (NSFW), she's more of a fetish model than an actual dominatrix.
 
2012-03-29 10:19:38 PM
Yulian: I'm getting a "stripper/hooker with a whip" vibe from this one.

Not that there is any problem with that. Just need to know ahead of time.
 
2012-03-29 10:24:35 PM
biatch needs to dominate a hamburger...
 
2012-03-29 10:27:47 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: And who knew this could help cure cancer.
maybe NSFW (new window)

maggie!

how you been?

Here and there, working. And I can't even fark when I work for to few bucks : (


well that's no fun.

theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-29 10:29:50 PM
Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: And who knew this could help cure cancer.
maybe NSFW (new window)

maggie!

how you been?

Here and there, working. And I can't even fark when I work for to few bucks : (

well that's no fun.

[theselvedgeyard.files.wordpress.com image 600x453]


Well that looks fun ; )
www.kissmedeadly.co.uk
 
2012-03-29 10:41:21 PM
42 posts into a dominatrix thread, and no sign of GD. She must be slipping.
 
2012-03-29 10:42:24 PM
yup

29.media.tumblr.com

um. unrelated picture. just 'cause
 
2012-03-29 10:42:31 PM
SurelyShirley: Yulian:

I'm getting a "stripper/hooker with a whip" vibe from this one.

Based on the looks of her website (NSFW), she's more of a fetish model than an actual dominatrix.


Not NS for MY work!

Yeah, looks like you might be right. Model that occasionally does a call if she needs the scratch. That normally means her skill set isn't likely to be too up to par.

Yep, there it is, nude pics. No real dominatrix I have ever met just posts up nudes on her frontpage. Kills the image.
 
2012-03-29 10:52:44 PM
I would be an awesome dominatrix: I'd be 6'3" in the shoes thigh-high boots, I'm curvy (in the good, not-fat way), I look amazing in black rubber and I am a crazy, raving biatch who enjoys destroying the egos of men because I secretly feel inferior.

/I'm married (to my high-powered biatch, and he likes it that way)
//probably tooold.jpg
///Do you not realizing this is just canny advertising you stupid, worthless pissants?
 
2012-03-29 10:55:50 PM
Omahawg: yup

[29.media.tumblr.com image 352x510]

um. unrelated picture. just 'cause


Well, if they ever want to make this

upload.wikimedia.org

into a movie, it's good to know we don't need CGI for the actors.
 
2012-03-29 10:57:38 PM
Rotisserie: realize

FTFM. And if you point it out? All the better to beat you for.
 
2012-03-29 11:25:32 PM
Give till it hurts.
 
2012-03-29 11:59:06 PM
At first, I asked myself "doesn't NHS pay for all that?" and then realized that she's working in the states...
 
2012-03-30 12:26:12 AM
I'm the spanker, not the spankee, but I'd have a beer with her and let her get in a couple of whacks on my gal if she asked nice.
 
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