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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   No longer News: Teacher has sex with student. Sometimes News: Teacher is hot. Go directly to FARK: Teacher is a Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleader...and she's doing you, kid. +1   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 262
    More: Cool, Bengals Cheerleader, Bengals, witness tampering, Kenton County, students, teachers, Public consultation  
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2012-03-29 08:51:50 PM  
While the bod is hot, butterface was my first thought too. At least we now a contender for Hot Teacher Bangs Student list. Still #1 and so far the best of the Hot Teachers is Debra Lafave. Florida Tag smiles and holds a pose.
 
2012-03-29 08:54:02 PM  

Indubitably: OgreMagi: jmr61: dletter: I mean, it's one thing to be 16 and land your teacher.... it's another thing to be 16 and land an NFL cheerleader. This is like hitting the Daily Double to get both in one.


Kid's probably going to be the winner of Mega Millions this weekend.

No farking way. If the universe is fair he has to be a homeless bum who never gets a nice piece of ass for the rest of his short life.

Wow.

Hate, huh?

Smrt.

You sound bitter and angry?

Money much?

Money makes you angry.

Money makes you no peace.

Money makes you not live.

Money makes you sadder.

Notice: People with no money tend to be happy people in small, tribal settings: it is we corporatize and dehumanize that we take away happy, and why do we corporatize and dehumanize? To make money...

Bam AND Boom.

;)


Stuff it, Hippy.
 
2012-03-29 08:54:48 PM  

BeSerious: She looks like a fish.

/Would still hit it.


Agrees.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-29 08:57:20 PM  

Eddie_Dean_NY: Indubitably: OgreMagi: jmr61: dletter: I mean, it's one thing to be 16 and land your teacher.... it's another thing to be 16 and land an NFL cheerleader. This is like hitting the Daily Double to get both in one.


Kid's probably going to be the winner of Mega Millions this weekend.

No farking way. If the universe is fair he has to be a homeless bum who never gets a nice piece of ass for the rest of his short life.

Wow.

Hate, huh?

Smrt.

You sound bitter and angry?

Money much?

Money makes you angry.

Money makes you no peace.

Money makes you not live.

Money makes you sadder.

Notice: People with no money tend to be happy people in small, tribal settings: it is we corporatize and dehumanize that we take away happy, and why do we corporatize and dehumanize? To make money...

Bam AND Boom.

;)

Stuff it, Hippy.


Where would you like me stuff it?

;)
 
2012-03-29 08:58:28 PM  
Mugshot:

media2.wcpo.com

I won't bother posting the mother's mugshot, suffice it to say, the mother isn't a cougar, and won't turn any of you Farkers on unless you are into 50~60ish troll-looking women.
 
2012-03-29 08:58:55 PM  
I got a 20 that says the kid was black.
 
2012-03-29 09:07:31 PM  

Indubitably: Eddie_Dean_NY: Indubitably: OgreMagi: jmr61: dletter: I mean, it's one thing to be 16 and land your teacher.... it's another thing to be 16 and land an NFL cheerleader. This is like hitting the Daily Double to get both in one.


Kid's probably going to be the winner of Mega Millions this weekend.

No farking way. If the universe is fair he has to be a homeless bum who never gets a nice piece of ass for the rest of his short life.

Wow.

Hate, huh?

Smrt.

You sound bitter and angry?

Money much?

Money makes you angry.

Money makes you no peace.

Money makes you not live.

Money makes you sadder.

Notice: People with no money tend to be happy people in small, tribal settings: it is we corporatize and dehumanize that we take away happy, and why do we corporatize and dehumanize? To make money...

Bam AND Boom.

;)

Stuff it, Hippy.

Where would you like me stuff it?

;)


Got a "water pipe" handy?

Puff-puff-pass.
 
2012-03-29 09:12:40 PM  

Eddie_Dean_NY: Indubitably: Eddie_Dean_NY: Indubitably: OgreMagi: jmr61: dletter: I mean, it's one thing to be 16 and land your teacher.... it's another thing to be 16 and land an NFL cheerleader. This is like hitting the Daily Double to get both in one.


Kid's probably going to be the winner of Mega Millions this weekend.

No farking way. If the universe is fair he has to be a homeless bum who never gets a nice piece of ass for the rest of his short life.

Wow.

Hate, huh?

Smrt.

You sound bitter and angry?

Money much?

Money makes you angry.

Money makes you no peace.

Money makes you not live.

Money makes you sadder.

Notice: People with no money tend to be happy people in small, tribal settings: it is we corporatize and dehumanize that we take away happy, and why do we corporatize and dehumanize? To make money...

Bam AND Boom.

;)

Stuff it, Hippy.

Where would you like me stuff it?

;)

Got a "water pipe" handy?

Puff-puff-pass.


Um, no actually, I don't have a '"water-pipe"' handy, you?

;)
 
2012-03-29 09:14:33 PM  

ravenlore: I suspect that if she wasn't an Oompa Loompa there'd be way less butterface and way more fist of an angry god in this thread...the coloring just throws her face OFF somehow...


Racist

/that's just about max trolling for me
//on this thread
 
2012-03-29 09:22:55 PM  
So where can I donate to the statue fund?! This guy need a bronze statue and he needs it now.
 
2012-03-29 09:27:52 PM  
Ordinarily, I would chastise the kid for ruining a good thing by opening his mouth, but if I was banging an nfl cheerleader, I would want to tell the world too
 
2012-03-29 09:48:26 PM  
If THAT is molestation I wish the curse on every young lad
 
2012-03-29 10:00:29 PM  
What's wrong with your FACE?
 
2012-03-29 10:03:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-29 10:08:59 PM  

oakleym82: [burgers.viamedia.com.au image 610x375]

/hot, unlike her face


'zactly

great body though
 
2012-03-29 10:12:33 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if the unfortunate young man wasn't also pressured into anal sex.
 
2012-03-29 10:28:49 PM  

Jacobin: A Kenton County grand jury indicted Sarah Jones on first-degree sexual abuse. She was also indicted on a charge unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited acts.

Wat? Did she use a vibrator on him?



Came to say EXACTLY this.

I think we're all indebted to Jacobin Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

/Rabbit!
 
2012-03-29 10:33:13 PM  
"You're getting your cock sucked kid..."

/ obscure?
 
2012-03-29 10:36:42 PM  
poor, innocent b....fark, what the fark is wrong with our country?
 
2012-03-29 10:37:46 PM  

LesserEvil: Mugshot:

[media2.wcpo.com image 320x240]

I won't bother posting the mother's mugshot, suffice it to say, the mother isn't a cougar, and won't turn any of you Farkers on unless you are into 50~60ish troll-looking women.


Lester Holt approves of her upper lip.
 
2012-03-29 10:48:27 PM  
I agree with most posters, she's a butter face...way too much makeup/tanning she looks more like 45...she also seems to have a lot of issues....and isn't one of the says on Fark


Don't stick your dick in crazy?!?!
 
2012-03-29 10:57:36 PM  
I think someone in the upper echelon is screwing with us now. This HAS TO BE BS for the sake of all that is proper just so my head (both of them) doesnt asplode.
 
2012-03-29 11:04:56 PM  

OhioUGrad: Don't stick your dick in crazy?!?!


No no, if she's going to be crazy she has to be hot.

www.local12.com
Not hot enough
 
2012-03-29 11:06:21 PM  

LeFort III: OH COME ON.

on second thought, that chick is certifiable. she can shake her ash and get any guy she wants, and she goes to the school to get it?

don't stick your dick in crazy.


Seriously???

Whar non crazy chick???

Whar???
 
2012-03-29 11:08:04 PM  
fastcache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-03-29 11:08:05 PM  
She's downright ugly.
 
2012-03-29 11:12:16 PM  
For all of the "Smoking' hot" headlines only to see a meh and agree, there finally is one and I still see a bunch of meh? Lot's of people in the closet here.
 
2012-03-29 11:14:03 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
/obligatory!
 
2012-03-29 11:37:07 PM  

horslips: damn it!

essence!


guffaw!

Our precious bodily fluids!!
 
2012-03-29 11:49:38 PM  

Mr. Parker: She could fark any hot guy of age she wanted and she goes underage? Mad respect!

/+1 for both of em


www.ryanbrock.com
 
2012-03-29 11:57:08 PM  

djkutch: I wouldn't be surprised if the unfortunate young man wasn't also pressured into anal sex.


www.movieretriever.com
 
2012-03-29 11:57:31 PM  

magicgoo: I don't know. All I can see is a true butter-face. Perfect body, but I'm too reminded of Maya Rudolph's derpy features:


I would stick my penis in Maya Rudolph's vagina...and between her breastuses too!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-30 12:04:36 AM  
Two words:

thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com

Doggy style.

/Hot like doggy style.
 
2012-03-30 12:13:17 AM  
So a kid hit some leathery orange skank? Mazel tov.

Have some standards, gentlemen. Doable? Of course. A once in a lifetime catch? No. Hardly a beauty.
 
2012-03-30 12:24:13 AM  
Okay, I am getting Farking tired of this shiat.

They need to start beating these kids who can't keep their goddamn mouths shut!


(Who's with me on this?)
 
2012-03-30 12:25:38 AM  
Okay dammit THAT'S IT. I'm going back to high school. I may be 35 but I can make it happen.
 
2012-03-30 12:36:58 AM  
CSS time:
My cousin is a former Ben-Gal cheerleader, and when she was 6 yrs old, she had to have emergency heart surgery. This resulted in a small vertical scar on her sternum, and when she was an adult, it had faded to a pale white line you could barely see. Well, at a home game, one of the other Ben-Gals, a new one, tried to call bullshiat on my cousin, saying that there was no way she could of had surgery on her heart and gone on to cheer. So Cuz grabs her hand and runs it over the scar, saying See, told you!! The stadium went dead silent. The one time the cameras got a shot of her for the jumbo screens and it looked like she was giving another girl a great feel up in her uniform. Cuz was mortified. I told her if it had been me, I would have done a bump and grind or something. Those people paid alot of money for those seats!
 
2012-03-30 12:43:05 AM  

Miracle Whip: CSS time:
My cousin is a former Ben-Gal cheerleader, and when she was 6 yrs old, she had to have emergency heart surgery. This resulted in a small vertical scar on her sternum, and when she was an adult, it had faded to a pale white line you could barely see. Well, at a home game, one of the other Ben-Gals, a new one, tried to call bullshiat on my cousin, saying that there was no way she could of had surgery on her heart and gone on to cheer. So Cuz grabs her hand and runs it over the scar, saying See, told you!! The stadium went dead silent. The one time the cameras got a shot of her for the jumbo screens and it looked like she was giving another girl a great feel up in her uniform. Cuz was mortified. I told her if it had been me, I would have done a bump and grind or something. Those people paid alot of money for those seats!


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-30 01:15:08 AM  

Digitalstrange: LindenFark: From reading the article, it doesn't sound like there's much to really implicate her in this crime. It sounds more like some kid was B.S.-ing to his friends that "banged the hot teacher", it leaked out on the Intarwebs and the police are now obligated to investigate. In the face of authority the kids tells the truth, but it's too late, the gears are in motion.

Just as likely the kid was banging her and couldn't NOT tell his buddies he was banging that because, well he was a teen nailing that. Word got out because it always does and now he is lying to cover her butt because he wasn't exactly victimized here.


Is it really just as likely that a kid is banging a teacher as a kid is making up wild fantasies for his bros? In your view, then, for every kid out there who makes up these stories, another one is slamming his teacher and bragging about it? Given that I heard no less than a dozen tall tales in high school that someone or another was doing one of the handful of hot teachers, only one of which was remotely believable and turned out to not be true, I have to take issue with that.
 
2012-03-30 01:16:11 AM  
Ooo-faa! She looks like Underdogs girlfriend.

3 beers and a coupla' shots, OK then.
 
2012-03-30 01:45:59 AM  

LesserEvil: Mugshot:

[media2.wcpo.com image 320x240]

I won't bother posting the mother's mugshot, suffice it to say, the mother isn't a cougar, and won't turn any of you Farkers on unless you are into 50~60ish troll-looking women.


Seriously?

I've done way worse in the dive bars around Venice Beach and wasn't too embarrassed to tell the friends about it the next day. This one doesn't look like a $500 Coach bag, that's pretty damn hot after 6-7 Crown and Cokes.
 
2012-03-30 02:18:03 AM  

NickelP: Curious law question, if it does come out in a trial that the information they originally posted was true, can they claim that as a defense or are they hosed since they already lost and are only appealing based on their liability as a forum?


Yes, a new suit can be file. Res judicata (pops) only applies if there are no new facts to consider. The likelihood of getting past summary judgment is pretty low, unless it's a smoking gun or evidence the it was illegally withheld during discovery.

In this case, he didn't even lose the case on the facts, he just plugged his ears and pretended he couldn't get served, and now wants to appeal the default judgment. Good luck with that one, buddy, you're not the first to lose with that defense. He'll probably never pay a dime, like most scumbags.
 
2012-03-30 02:43:04 AM  
Came in late but I'm definitely here for the butterface crowd. I thought hard about where I saw that face before and then I remembered...
blu.stb.s-msn.com
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
When I was legal, you were nine.
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
 
2012-03-30 04:43:52 AM  
Here we go with another thread full of, "She ain't all that"...from guys with wives that are 290lbs and but-farking ugly.

It's so funny being at a club and seeing your friend diss a hot chick with, "She ain't all that" when you know damn farking well that same guys wife is a hideous freaking pig!!!!!

"Yeah, Katy Perry is kinda disgusting".....As opposed to your fat wife with pimples on her asz and back?????
 
2012-03-30 05:33:41 AM  

pedobearapproved: OhioUGrad: Don't stick your dick in crazy?!?!

No no, if she's going to be crazy she has to be hot.

[www.local12.com image 280x280]
Not hot enough


ohhhh okay, I got it now...and agreed.
 
SH
2012-03-30 08:31:19 AM  
Sarah J. (new window)

Bengals official site still list her as captain of the cheerleaders.
 
2012-03-30 08:34:13 AM  

Wittenberg Dropout: I've done way worse in the dive bars around Venice Beach and wasn't too embarrassed to tell the friends about it the next day. This one doesn't look like a $500 Coach bag, that's pretty damn hot after 6-7 Crown and Cokes


Honesty? On FARK?? Where all these geeks only fark supermodels, and the supermodels all love anal? No farking way dude.

/i've farked plenty of ugly chicks. And 90% of them have been great pieces of ass
//grow up, people
 
2012-03-30 09:36:08 AM  
americanidol-blog.com
"Everybody is black when the lights go out."


/The kid's nickname should be 'The Shepard' for pulling in that wool.
//Regardless of the face, you would most definitely brag about nailing an NFL cheerleader. You would.
///Makeup - making ugly people look hot since it was invented.
////Slashies
 
2012-03-30 10:34:49 AM  

mongbiohazard: Sure, I'd stonewall like crazy if I was a teenage boy that farked her, but if you read the whole article (crazy, I know) you get the distinct impression that she probably didn't fark a kid at all, and that this is all quite possibly just based off of one of many unfounded rumors that are being passed around about her.


Maybe you should read the entire post, including the big words like "hypothetically," before responding. Crazy, I know.

I read the entire article. It certainly suggests that they didn't actually have sex, but it leaves the possibility open.
 
2012-03-30 10:38:27 AM  

CrispFlows: Another Government Employee: Does anybody smell a whiff of bullshiat?

You must say that every day when you get to work.


Yes. But that is because it is true.
 
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