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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   No longer News: Teacher has sex with student. Sometimes News: Teacher is hot. Go directly to FARK: Teacher is a Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleader...and she's doing you, kid. +1   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 263
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2012-03-29 05:56:58 PM
OH COME ON.

on second thought, that chick is certifiable. she can shake her ash and get any guy she wants, and she goes to the school to get it?

don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-03-29 05:58:21 PM
From reading the article, it doesn't sound like there's much to really implicate her in this crime. It sounds more like some kid was B.S.-ing to his friends that "banged the hot teacher", it leaked out on the Intarwebs and the police are now obligated to investigate. In the face of authority the kids tells the truth, but it's too late, the gears are in motion.
 
2012-03-29 05:58:45 PM

Madbassist1: djkutch: Bit of a butter face.

Cyberluddite: OK, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't hit it, but really, is that was passes for "smoking hot enough to be an NFL cheerleader" in Cincinnati? That's kinda sad.

Actually, in my experience, most pro sports cheerleaders are really only kinda 'meh' close up. Probably because they make squat.


I assume you haven't met many Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
 
2012-03-29 05:59:28 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: Somebody save these poor children from these HORNY SHE-DEMONS!!!

just send em my way...


I'm trying, but these annihilation spells take a long time to cast.

Also, by the time you see them, they might be in the form of dust...
 
2012-03-29 05:59:35 PM
Kroonermanblack, it is absolutely true. It's also true that I'm presently legally blind, have diabetes, and not considered hot, even to the old folks around my age. Satisfied now?
 
2012-03-29 06:00:28 PM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: She's got chipmunk cheeks, like she's storing a massive hoard of acorns in her mouth.

\would hit, fist of god, etc


I got some nuts she could store in her mouth, if you get my meaning, and I think you do.
 
2012-03-29 06:01:50 PM

mongbiohazard: I was about to say that she needs a medal, not a jail term, but after reading TFA I doubt that she ever actually had sex with a student.

To whit:... ...



Good points.

Damn, what happened to your boss sucks. It's amazing the glee some people get out of making up shiat about people they envy.

And in a case like this, even if she gets acquitted because it turns out nothing happened, she'll of course still be pursued by a lingering undeserved cloud of suspicion wherever she goes. Even if she moves and changes her name to cut down on people recognizing her, she'll likely always have that worry, when she sees people across a room whispering, that they're whispering about her... and indeed there will always be the chance that they are.

Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,
Is the immediate jewel of their souls:
Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.
 
2012-03-29 06:01:53 PM
Only two STDs?

That's a tough call.
 
2012-03-29 06:01:55 PM
Why did all my women school teachers all look like, well, women schoolteachers?
 
2012-03-29 06:03:12 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: elev8meL8r: A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader was indicted Thursday for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a student when she was a teacher at Dixie Heights High School.

heh.

What I want to know why does TFA hyphen Bengals? It makes no sense!


I believe Ben-Gals is the name of the cheerleading squad. See also, the Buffalo Jills.
 
2012-03-29 06:08:09 PM
Man this kid is going to be f*cked up for life. I mean, how do you recover from having a rug like that yanked out from under you?
 
2012-03-29 06:09:34 PM

ElStreak: superfudge73: apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating

What is he? Gay?

Maybe he's just not a total douchebag moron. Hypothetically, if he did bang said hot teacher and now he's got got her back instead of crying "lifelong emotional damage," I find it a refreshing change.



Sure, I'd stonewall like crazy if I was a teenage boy that farked her, but if you read the whole article (crazy, I know) you get the distinct impression that she probably didn't fark a kid at all, and that this is all quite possibly just based off of one of many unfounded rumors that are being passed around about her.
 
2012-03-29 06:09:40 PM

henryhill: She's orange like Snooki.


My first thought was

www.startrek.com
 
2012-03-29 06:11:10 PM

djkutch: Bit of a butter face.


this
 
2012-03-29 06:15:19 PM
Alright this just isn't fair
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-03-29 06:17:40 PM
Yep, in a heartbeat. Wearing a hazmat suit, but still.
 
2012-03-29 06:18:22 PM
The poor kid. Just think of the damage it caused him. Just think. Take five or six minutes and quietly contemplate the damage this nubile young woman caused.
 
2012-03-29 06:20:54 PM

Isildur: Damn, what happened to your boss sucks. It's amazing the glee some people get out of making up shiat about people they envy.


When we'd go to lunch together women would literally bump into her intentionally as they walked past and give her the kind of looks that said, "Biatch, if this were the bronze age I'd smash your pretty face in with a rock when no one was looking". Women went out of their way to be nasty to her.... of course, men also tripped over themselves to be nice to her too... So on the whole she usually took everything in stride.

I should have kept in touch with her better after she left. My wife (GF at the time) had no problems with me spending personal time outside of work with her because she knew the woman was too hot for my wife to ever have to realistically worry about her hooking up with me. lol I had to admit it was totally true. Still, didn't hurt my reputation around town to be seen with her.


Isildur: And in a case like this, even if she gets acquitted because it turns out nothing happened, she'll of course still be pursued by a lingering undeserved cloud of suspicion wherever she goes. Even if she moves and changes her name to cut down on people recognizing her, she'll likely always have that worry, when she sees people across a room whispering, that they're whispering about her... and indeed there will always be the chance that they are.



Normally yes..... but this is a hot chick, so I doubt it. If she's acquitted I doubt it will be quite the same stigma for her than it would be for some dude that gets falsely acquitted. At least for men...
 
2012-03-29 06:21:43 PM

here to help: forcebender: Poor kid, he peaked at 16 - doubt he'll ever top this.



knows what it's like...


Thanks. First thing I thought of.
 
2012-03-29 06:22:18 PM
I have a 3 year old son. If he comes to me 13 years from and tells me he's nailing an NFL cheerleader, I will promptly buy him two boxes of condoms, and give him my credit card for dinner and a hotel room with her. Any repercussions from his mother I will deal with.
 
2012-03-29 06:22:30 PM

kroonermanblack: How long did it take you to make all that up? I'm guessing not long, it's not very good.


He didn't make that up.
I'm 54. Could be my story.
Thee was a time in America when a guy could get a nice, reasonably sane woman.
Lots of them.
Not sure what happened.
Probably social changes.
/70's rocked
 
2012-03-29 06:22:51 PM
i would put my penis in her vagina.
 
2012-03-29 06:23:27 PM
No way on Earth I would want to be a teacher.
/Willing to bet half of this shiat is made up drivel.
 
2012-03-29 06:23:48 PM

Relatively Obscure: [cdn.jockpost.com image 450x576]

I could chip ice with those knees.


Meh, Mu boss looks like that.
/scary smart, too.
 
2012-03-29 06:24:11 PM
from now

/has a bad case of the stupid today
 
2012-03-29 06:25:14 PM
Glory Days! With the wink of a butterfaced teacher's eye! Glory Days!
 
2012-03-29 06:25:47 PM
Will someone please quote and respond to this post if you see it?
 
2012-03-29 06:27:46 PM
kind of...

i723.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 06:28:58 PM
Holy crap. I'd have stabbed my mom in the eye with a potato peeler to get sexually abused by that back when I was in high school. I'm sure that kid will be screwed up for life.

/ And by screwed up, I mean will have the most awesome memories any kid has ever had of high school ever.
 
2012-03-29 06:30:18 PM

Ennzie: I have a 3 year old son. If he comes to me 13 years from and tells me he's nailing an NFL cheerleader, I will promptly buy him two boxes of condoms, and give him my credit card for dinner and a hotel room with her. Any repercussions from his mother I will deal with.


Don't forget to have them sign the non-compete contract, as well as residuals for pay-per view. If you're going have to deal with a wife, have money in hand. It makes everything go smoother.
 
2012-03-29 06:33:47 PM

WhoIsWillo: Cincinnati hot is still Columbus meh, but it's Cleveland "DAMMNNNNNN"


Cincinnati hot blows columbus and cleveland away, the only hot women in columbus are the college girls so those count as columbus females.
 
2012-03-29 06:34:07 PM
She was banging a 16 year old? Bring her to me, and I'll show her how a real man prematurely ejaculates.
 
2012-03-29 06:34:33 PM
Can't say I've ever banged any cheerleader NFL or otherwise. I have banged a womens college basketball player before though.
 
2012-03-29 06:35:12 PM
All the heinous child sex crimes that have to be in a town as big as Cincinnati, the CPD focus on being a total teenage cock block?

i361.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 06:38:37 PM
I'm astounded that only Mongobiohazard has taken the time to actually read into the article, do a tiny bit of research and see past the slanderous headlines.

This chick is getting railroaded (and no, not in that way...)
 
2012-03-29 06:43:48 PM

mongbiohazard: I was about to say that she needs a medal, not a jail term, but after reading TFA I doubt that she ever actually had sex with a student.

To whit:
"Sarah denies it completely and apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating ... and his parents are upset Sarah is having to go through this which is not usually the case in these situations," Deters said in December.

and:

Sarah Jones gained national attention in 2009 when she sued online gossip site TheDirty.com and its operator, Nik Richie, after unflattering pictures of her appeared with allegations that she'd had sex with Bengals players and had two sexually transmitted diseases. The photos and comments had been provided anonymously.

Plus:

TheDirty.com has appealed to the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati, and Sarah Jones has gone on TV shows from "20/20" to "Anderson Cooper 360" talking about the embarrassment and public scrutiny she faced after the online postings.

Sarah Jones claimed the school district had to block the website because so many students were viewing the site on school computers. The high school principal at the time even reviewed security camera footage after one post on the website alleged Sarah Jones was having sex in her classroom, The Enquirer previously reported.


It sounds to me like she's possibly getting prosecuted based on an unsubstantiated rumor that made the rounds.

Totally hot (I think so, and surely compared against the average teacher she's smoking hot) NFL cheerleader chick starts teaching, some website makes unfounded accusations of sluttery about her and then it's the talk of the whole town and rumors start flying about all kinds of people she's supposedly banging, but probably never even met. Unsubstantiated rumors about sex in the school are made, cops hear rumors and decide to prosecute.... From reading TFA that's what it looks like so far to me.

One of my bosses, years ago, was a cheerleader for the Redskins. She was RIDICULOUS ...


Agreed. If the alleged (quote unquote) victim denies it and his parents are backing him up on that, I don't see how they have enough of a case to file charges.
 
2012-03-29 06:48:20 PM
Butterface.
 
2012-03-29 06:49:36 PM
Does anybody smell a whiff of bullshiat?
 
2012-03-29 06:51:23 PM
This kid was one lucky motherfarker.
 
2012-03-29 06:52:11 PM
Old and busted: Cincinnati Bengal player does perp walk
New hotness: Cincinnati Bengal cheerleader does perp walk
 
2012-03-29 06:53:37 PM

Madbassist1: +1 indeed good sir. I hope it wasnt the kid that ratted her out. I'da killed for something like that as a teenager. Hell, i'd do grevious bodily harm now!


Could you have kept shut about it afterwards though? Sure any straight man without an external reason (I.E. marriage or committed relationship) would nail that, but how many teens could be nailing her and not bragging about it to anyone and everyone who would listen? It would take a level of self control I doubt I possess at 40 and know damn sure I didn't possess in my teen years to keep quiet about banging her.
 
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2012-03-29 06:56:15 PM
what, she had a shock collar on this kid or something? might be good to put on a boy, but not on girl giving a bj.
 
2012-03-29 06:56:55 PM
I'm wondering if women are starting to go younger because that kind of sex is "forbidden."
 
2012-03-29 06:58:16 PM

Another Government Employee: Does anybody smell a whiff of bullshiat?


Check behind your desk. Sometimes I'll drop a corn dog back there and forget about it. A few days later it starts to smell.
 
2012-03-29 06:59:32 PM
Kudos to the cheerleader for not going the plastic frontcourt route. Although, it might distract from the butterface, so I guess it's a tossup.
 
2012-03-29 07:00:09 PM
"Sarah denies it completely and apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating ... and his parents are upset Sarah is having to go through this..."

If my son had to go through something like this, you're darn tootin I'd be upset!
Now his actions obviously warrant a high-five, but I'd be more upset that she won't be running around our backyard pool in her bikini anymore.
 
2012-03-29 07:07:14 PM
I call bullshiat.

;)
 
2012-03-29 07:10:39 PM

LindenFark: From reading the article, it doesn't sound like there's much to really implicate her in this crime. It sounds more like some kid was B.S.-ing to his friends that "banged the hot teacher", it leaked out on the Intarwebs and the police are now obligated to investigate. In the face of authority the kids tells the truth, but it's too late, the gears are in motion.


Just as likely the kid was banging her and couldn't NOT tell his buddies he was banging that because, well he was a teen nailing that. Word got out because it always does and now he is lying to cover her butt because he wasn't exactly victimized here.
 
2012-03-29 07:17:29 PM
People posting on TheDirty are claiming she gave the student herpes and aids. That certainly makes the kid a little less lucky. They also have the kids name there if you want to dig, and the school he is playing for now......

//no clue if that is true nor claiming it is
 
2012-03-29 07:23:33 PM
and ever since he's been depressed
his life is shiat from here on in
and all our friends just shake their heads
and say too soon, too soon, too soon


/Obscure?
 
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