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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   No longer News: Teacher has sex with student. Sometimes News: Teacher is hot. Go directly to FARK: Teacher is a Cincinnati Bengals Cheerleader...and she's doing you, kid. +1   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 262
    More: Cool, Bengals Cheerleader, Bengals, witness tampering, Kenton County, students, teachers, Public consultation  
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2012-03-29 05:19:47 PM  

toddalmighty: yuck


Homo
 
2012-03-29 05:19:48 PM  
A Kenton County grand jury indicted Sarah Jones on first-degree sexual abuse. She was also indicted on a charge unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited acts.

Wat? Did she use a vibrator on him?
 
2012-03-29 05:21:04 PM  

mynamebackwards: elev8meL8r: A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader was indicted Thursday for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a student when she was a teacher at Dixie Heights High School.

heh.

Nice catch


I was waiting for that. Also, the last name of Cox-Cruey.

heh.
 
2012-03-29 05:21:04 PM  
Damn, slim pickins in Cincy I guess. But, if a 16 y.o. landed her, maybe I should move there. I could prolly bang a chick about half as good looking.
 
2012-03-29 05:21:17 PM  
So what does her mother look like?
 
2012-03-29 05:21:39 PM  

BigBooper: Jim_Callahan: Cyberluddite: OK, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't hit it, but really, is that was passes for "smoking hot enough to be an NFL cheerleader" in Cincinnati? That's kinda sad.

To be fair, you don't really see cheerleaders up close, generally speaking. They're generally selected more for being able to do the dances and mild acrobatics than for looking good.

I'd much rather bang a 7 who was a contortionist than a 10 who laid there like a corpse.

Fer christ sakes people, turn the lights down, and let her get all freaky on you. When your eyes are rolled up in the back of your head you can't see her anyways.


This.
 
2012-03-29 05:22:18 PM  

NickBush24: Makes sense she would cheer for the Bengals. Total missed opportunity for the headline.


I came to say this could have been one of those "Yet another Bengal to do time" headlines. But this headline is just fine.
 
2012-03-29 05:22:30 PM  
Being a Bengals cheerleader doesn't automatically qualify you as hot.

/butterfaces abound
 
2012-03-29 05:22:33 PM  
Sounds like a Dirty tennis match. Website shiat on her, she shiat back at him, now this and the victim isn't cooperating. Hmmmm, or he doesn't want to say true or not true.
 
ecl
2012-03-29 05:23:16 PM  

Jacobin: A Kenton County grand jury indicted Sarah Jones on first-degree sexual abuse. She was also indicted on a charge unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited acts.

Wat? Did she use a vibrator on him?


Maybe he used it on her?
 
2012-03-29 05:23:46 PM  

forcebender: Poor kid, he peaked at 16 - doubt he'll ever top this.


1.bp.blogspot.com


knows what it's like...
 
2012-03-29 05:23:49 PM  
Sounds like the kid told his friends and they were all jealous. Stupid lucky kid.

At least she will be valuable currency if she goes to prison.
 
2012-03-29 05:23:52 PM  
She's got chipmunk cheeks, like she's storing a massive hoard of acorns in her mouth.

\would hit, fist of god, etc
 
2012-03-29 05:24:17 PM  

austin_millbarge: Being a Bengals cheerleader doesn't automatically qualify you as hot.

/butterfaces abound


Considering he was 16 and she was an NFL cheerleader, he's one up on a lot a guys his age.
 
2012-03-29 05:24:21 PM  
I think she might have been having sex with a female student.


/gotta go to my bunk now and wait for them both to come visit
 
2012-03-29 05:25:24 PM  
The kid went on a website in 2009 bragging about nailing her. She ended up suing, claiming lies were being spread online and made an appearance on 20/20 talking about the case. She ended up being awarded 11 million in a default judgement. Guess she won't be seeing that money after all.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-29 05:25:57 PM  

It is what it is: Sounds like the kid told his friends and they were all jealous. Stupid lucky kid.

At least she will be valuable currency if she goes to prison.


That's the thing: if this kid never said a damn word, or at least lied about who he banged, he'd be golden.
 
2012-03-29 05:26:09 PM  

djkutch: Bit of a butter face.


This. Then again, paying your cheerleaders $75 per game isn't exactly gonna attract the pick of the litter...
 
2012-03-29 05:27:01 PM  
At first glance, Dixie Heights read as Sexy Heights.
 
2012-03-29 05:27:19 PM  
ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com

About time, too. It's been too long since we had one of these
 
2012-03-29 05:28:00 PM  
So the victim and the victim's parent are not cooperating? They're going to have a hell of a time making this one stick.

/Bonus, the lawyer has a previous successful defense on a similar (teacher/student) case.
//But someone had SEX! We have to prosecute!
///Think of the Children!
 
2012-03-29 05:28:22 PM  
I was about to say that she needs a medal, not a jail term, but after reading TFA I doubt that she ever actually had sex with a student.

To whit:
"Sarah denies it completely and apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating ... and his parents are upset Sarah is having to go through this which is not usually the case in these situations," Deters said in December.

and:

Sarah Jones gained national attention in 2009 when she sued online gossip site TheDirty.com and its operator, Nik Richie, after unflattering pictures of her appeared with allegations that she'd had sex with Bengals players and had two sexually transmitted diseases. The photos and comments had been provided anonymously.

Plus:

TheDirty.com has appealed to the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati, and Sarah Jones has gone on TV shows from "20/20" to "Anderson Cooper 360" talking about the embarrassment and public scrutiny she faced after the online postings.

Sarah Jones claimed the school district had to block the website because so many students were viewing the site on school computers. The high school principal at the time even reviewed security camera footage after one post on the website alleged Sarah Jones was having sex in her classroom, The Enquirer previously reported.



It sounds to me like she's possibly getting prosecuted based on an unsubstantiated rumor that made the rounds.

Totally hot (I think so, and surely compared against the average teacher she's smoking hot) NFL cheerleader chick starts teaching, some website makes unfounded accusations of sluttery about her and then it's the talk of the whole town and rumors start flying about all kinds of people she's supposedly banging, but probably never even met. Unsubstantiated rumors about sex in the school are made, cops hear rumors and decide to prosecute.... From reading TFA that's what it looks like so far to me.

One of my bosses, years ago, was a cheerleader for the Redskins. She was RIDICULOUSLY hot, fairly intelligent and sweet as hell to boot... so of course many of the other women in the office started the nastiest most slanderous rumors they could think of and spread them around constantly until she didn't want to work there anymore. I was SO pissed at those biatches. She tried soooooo hard to be nice to them, but they were a coffee klatch of unhappy, bitter, ugly, older ladies and they were having none of it no matter how hard she tried to be nice to them.
 
2012-03-29 05:28:34 PM  
The website she sued was TheDirty.com You'll never guess what their front page story is right now.
 
ecl
2012-03-29 05:28:57 PM  
Studman69's in this b*tch.
 
2012-03-29 05:30:50 PM  

spectrek: When I was 18, an ex topless dancer and I fell in love; she really did love me, and was a total beauty. At the time, I was in great shape with what has been described as a handsome face, but I think what really made it for me with her was that I respected and cared about her feelings. Her husband managed a rock band and was away to Los Angeles on a fairly regular basis, but things had to end when she and I both started feeling guilty. In high school, a two lady teachers hit on me at seperate times, one understanding my decline when I told her that my girlfriend wouldn't like it, the other using grades as weapons in a "woman scorned" reaction. That's it for adult women hitting on me as a youth, but as a dirty old man of 52 there was a hot blonde who couldn't get enough of me, ten years ago. I've gotten to the stage of my life where "sex is overated", and no real desire (yes, it does come with age).


How long did it take you to make all that up? I'm guessing not long, it's not very good.
 
2012-03-29 05:33:56 PM  

CalamitousCrasher: where the hell were all these sluts when I was in High School??


BigBooper: I'd much rather bang a 7 who was a contortionist than a 10 who laid there like a corpse.


This chick was about 7 when I started high school, and about 10 when I graduated, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2012-03-29 05:34:00 PM  

Rwa2play: austin_millbarge: Being a Bengals cheerleader doesn't automatically qualify you as hot.

/butterfaces abound

Considering he was 16 and she was an NFL cheerleader, he's one up on a lot a 99.9999% of guys his age.


FTFA: Some who may be or may have been doing better:

www.exposay.com

www.moviespad.com

Can't really think of anyone else.
 
2012-03-29 05:35:05 PM  
Work alongside an former Phoenix Suns Dancer so I'm getting a kick

/yes, she is stunning
//yes, i would
 
2012-03-29 05:35:27 PM  
I just whipped up a quick batch.
 
2012-03-29 05:38:12 PM  
apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating

What is he? Gay?
 
2012-03-29 05:38:20 PM  

horslips: damn it!

essence!


kekekekeke.

I have a theory about these sexual predator female teachers. Teaching eats up insane amounts of time, you are making lesson plans and grading papers and dealing with bullshiat most of the day and night. This makes maintaining a relationship difficult, but these students, who you are already spending a lot of time working with, are ready to go in an instant and will do pretty much whatever you tell them to. Plus if you're a teacher you likely have a personality type that enjoys nurturing and teaching.

If this theory is correct, it seems like a would-be pick-up artist can snag some of this action by simply volunteering at a high-school and playing the part of a young idealist who "wants to help kids grow."
 
2012-03-29 05:38:52 PM  

Jacobin: A Kenton County grand jury indicted Sarah Jones on first-degree sexual abuse. She was also indicted on a charge unlawful use of electronic means to induce a minor to engage in sexual or other prohibited acts.

Wat? Did she use a vibrator on him?


Particle fark-beam.


When it hits, you can't fight it.
 
2012-03-29 05:38:59 PM  

spectrek: When I was 18, an ex topless dancer and I fell in love; she really did love me, and was a total beauty. At the time, I was in great shape with what has been described as a handsome face, but I think what really made it for me with her was that I respected and cared about her feelings. Her husband managed a rock band and was away to Los Angeles on a fairly regular basis, but things had to end when she and I both started feeling guilty. In high school, a two lady teachers hit on me at seperate times, one understanding my decline when I told her that my girlfriend wouldn't like it, the other using grades as weapons in a "woman scorned" reaction. That's it for adult women hitting on me as a youth, but as a dirty old man of 52 there was a hot blonde who couldn't get enough of me, ten years ago. I've gotten to the stage of my life where "sex is overated", and no real desire (yes, it does come with age).



I've heard that tying an onion to your belt will help with virility issues.
 
2012-03-29 05:39:31 PM  

djkutch: Bit of a butter face.


Agreed, nice tight bod but that face isnt so good..
 
2012-03-29 05:41:06 PM  
Somebody save these poor children from these HORNY SHE-DEMONS!!!

just send em my way...
 
2012-03-29 05:41:30 PM  
Did she dye herself orange in tribute to the team?
 
2012-03-29 05:42:55 PM  

superfudge73: apparently the quote, un quote 'victim' denies it and is not cooperating

What is he? Gay?


Maybe he's just not a total douchebag moron. Hypothetically, if he did bang said hot teacher and now he's got got her back instead of crying "lifelong emotional damage," I find it a refreshing change.
 
2012-03-29 05:43:40 PM  

Wittenberg Dropout: Somebody save these poor children from these HORNY SHE-DEMONS!!!

just send em my way...


Done! One bus full of poor children, coming up!
 
2012-03-29 05:44:42 PM  

Mog32Kupo: Work alongside an former Phoenix Suns Dancer so I'm getting a kick

/yes, she is stunning
//yes, i would


Me too!
maybe we are in the same building!
 
2012-03-29 05:45:40 PM  
http://fapfapfapfapfap.ytmnd.com/
 
2012-03-29 05:47:28 PM  

bruce4bruce: Mog32Kupo: Work alongside an former Phoenix Suns Dancer so I'm getting a kick

/yes, she is stunning
//yes, i would

Me too!
maybe we are in the same building!



Bruce and Larry, get back to work. And stop staring at my tits.
 
2012-03-29 05:49:50 PM  

elev8meL8r:

Done! One bus full of poor children, coming up!


Great! I'll pass em off to Rush after a small processing fee. He can pay me in pills.
 
2012-03-29 05:49:52 PM  

blatz514: Ok.......she's a NFL cheerleader and goes for a high school kid???

/my brain hurts


Seriously. You don't becomes cheerleader for the pay... Or z teacher for that matter. You become a cheerleader to meet rich men who want to marry cheerleaders.

I thought this was common knowledge.
 
2012-03-29 05:50:27 PM  
Teacher and Bengal Cheerleader... the kid hit the real life Daily Double. Its all downhill from here kid but for now you should say....

farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2012-03-29 05:50:52 PM  
And I'll be in my bunk...
 
2012-03-29 05:50:56 PM  

Owangotang: This woman is a national hero and f*ck you assholes who will say otherwise. The kid she banged will likely end up with some joyless coont of a woman who will birth his babies and drain his vitality; at least he will forever be able to say he plowed an NFL cheerleader in HIGH SCHOOL.


So in other words it's all downhill from here?

That's a bit sad when you think about it.
 
2012-03-29 05:53:00 PM  

spectrek: I've gotten to the stage of my life where "sex is overated", and no real desire (yes, it does come with age).


Then you're not doing it right...

/51 and still horny as hell.
 
2012-03-29 05:53:05 PM  
She's orange like Snooki.
 
2012-03-29 05:56:33 PM  

spectrek: When I was 18, an ex topless dancer and I fell in love; she really did love me, and was a total beauty. At the time, I was in great shape with what has been described as a handsome face, but I think what really made it for me with her was that I respected and cared about her feelings. Her husband managed a rock band and was away to Los Angeles on a fairly regular basis, but things had to end when she and I both started feeling guilty. In high school, a two lady teachers hit on me at seperate times, one understanding my decline when I told her that my girlfriend wouldn't like it, the other using grades as weapons in a "woman scorned" reaction. That's it for adult women hitting on me as a youth, but as a dirty old man of 52 there was a hot blonde who couldn't get enough of me, ten years ago. I've gotten to the stage of my life where "sex is overated", and no real desire (yes, it does come with age).


Damnit man - I'm 63 and I want it more than ever!!!

/maybe 'cause I ain't gettin' any now
//yeah, that's probably why....
/// :(
 
2012-03-29 05:56:58 PM  
OH COME ON.

on second thought, that chick is certifiable. she can shake her ash and get any guy she wants, and she goes to the school to get it?

don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
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