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		Ancient Chinese secret: Virgin Boy Eggs, boiled in urine. Enjoy your lunch (huffingtonpost.com)		109
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Cythraul		2012-03-29 01:43:26 PM

Sounds like a regular menu item in the Vatican.

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2012-03-29 02:13:37 PM

What the f*ck asian people.

MaxxLarge		2012-03-29 02:31:25 PM

Just reading it's making me choke.
This has to be some kind of joke.
A prank, or a tease.
Those wacky Chinese...
They USED to just pee in our COKE.

Surool		2012-03-29 03:01:54 PM

I would subby, but I seem to have lost it.

Velveeta_Poindexter		2012-03-29 03:02:06 PM

The Aristocrats?

kvinesknows		2012-03-29 03:02:36 PM

sounds like a repeat

Beerguy		2012-03-29 03:03:54 PM

Enjoy your lunch

You can't stop me.

**takes another bite of chicken sandwich**

abhorrent1		2012-03-29 03:04:48 PM

WTF is wrong with those people?

Psycoholic_Slag		2012-03-29 03:05:09 PM

So, they cook them in Budwieser?

Yes, I stold that from the comments.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-29 03:05:14 PM

So the urine is the gross part? When I read the headline I thought "virgin boy eggs" was a euphemism for kid's testicles.

Rude Turnip		2012-03-29 03:06:29 PM

Paging Bear Grylls...

you are a puppet		2012-03-29 03:08:23 PM

There is no good explanation for why it has to be boys' urine, just that it has been so for centuries.

Sounds like circumcision

SableTigre		2012-03-29 03:08:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So the urine is the gross part? When I read the headline I thought "virgin boy eggs" was a euphemism for kid's testicles.

Glad to know I'm not the only one....

realmojo		2012-03-29 03:08:35 PM

"Did you know that urine is sterile? You can drink it!"

www.soliloblog.com

/psa

//more you know

Grapple		2012-03-29 03:08:40 PM

Seriously, what the hell. Just... What. The. Hell.

Arkanaut		2012-03-29 03:08:45 PM

Makes about as much sense as gefilte fish.

Evil Mackerel		2012-03-29 03:10:29 PM

Early step towards the wee lads PHd?

ArcadianRefugee		2012-03-29 03:10:34 PM

Frighteningly, this is old news.

/to me, anyway

miss diminutive		2012-03-29 03:10:34 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: So the urine is the gross part? When I read the headline I thought "virgin boy eggs" was a euphemism for kid's testicles.

This. I figured the article would be describing some new horrific trend where young boys were being drawn to a rusty van with the words "Free XBOX" on the side and would then wake up several hours later in a bathtub full of ice minus a set of testicles.

This is far less disturbing.

/still pretty farked up though

Walker		2012-03-29 03:10:52 PM

lilbordr		2012-03-29 03:10:55 PM

GuyCaballero		2012-03-29 03:11:11 PM

This is a good lesson for people who believe in Chinese traditional medicine. Just because people have been doing something a long time doesn't mean it's worth a damn.

Doctor_TeethMD		2012-03-29 03:11:31 PM

That is absolutely disgusting, I don't care if it's "tradition". I am physically sick. I can't believe people still eat eggs.

Matthew Keene		2012-03-29 03:12:45 PM

Stop me if I'm wrong about this. If I go down to the local grammar school and try to collect a couple of gallons of boy piss, they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Amirite?

LeroyBourne		2012-03-29 03:13:04 PM

Holy shiat, just the thought of the combination of sulfur and and concentrated piss is giving me a headache.

dkimball		2012-03-29 03:13:13 PM

I prefer my food cooked from the blood of young children...urine is just gross.

Yogimus		2012-03-29 03:14:00 PM

Socialized medicine.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-03-29 03:14:22 PM

Doctor_TeethMD: That is absolutely disgusting, I don't care if it's "tradition". I am physically sick. I can't believe people still eat eggs.

This is funny, as I am eating eggs right now.

/unpeedon

NobleHam		2012-03-29 03:14:32 PM

Kind of gross, but not really unsanitary. The little boy pee is boiled, so it should be fine.

Dahnkster		2012-03-29 03:15:04 PM

Leg Drop Soup? (NSFW)

Not safe for anywhere!

HailRobonia		2012-03-29 03:15:42 PM

Me Chinese, me play joke.
Me go peepee in your yolk.

Allen262		2012-03-29 03:16:13 PM

Oblig?

tjsands1118		2012-03-29 03:16:41 PM

No subby, it doesn't have to be virgin, just prepubescent, usually boys under 5. I thought this has been on Fark before, because I don't know how else I would have already know about them.

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-03-29 03:17:15 PM

I prefer Girl Scout cookies, made from ...

The Tex Avery Chain Saw Massacre		2012-03-29 03:18:26 PM

FARKers lay eggs?

Dahnkster		2012-03-29 03:18:38 PM

GIS for "Asian pee" (with safe-search off) has opened up an entire new world.

Papaw		2012-03-29 03:19:02 PM

Many Dongyang residents, young and old, said they believed in the tradition passed on by their ancestors that the eggs decrease body heat, promote better blood circulation and just generally reinvigorate the body.

"By eating these eggs, we will not have any pain in our waists, legs and joints. Also, you will have more energy when you work," said Li Yangzhen, 59, who bought 20 eggs from Ge.

I'm sure it does. Just like that tiger penis will make your dick bigger/harder. It's too bad these people have little access to education because that is about the dumbest thing I've ever read.

awalkingecho		2012-03-29 03:20:23 PM

MaxxLarge: Just reading it's making me choke.
This has to be some kind of joke.
A prank, or a tease.
Those wacky Chinese...
They USED to just pee in our COKE.

Though Maxx's distaste was made vocal
For the Hors D'ouvre that here is point focal
As they're hip in Dongyang
They'll do you no wrong
Unless, of course, you're lately a local.

Karac		2012-03-29 03:21:21 PM

Damn China, that's farking gross.

Japan would at least use schoolgirl piss.

SableTigre		2012-03-29 03:21:28 PM

Actually I can see how this could have become "traditional". Urine is sterile, and back in the day, water wasn't necessarily clean. Young boys wouldn't have STDs or hormones or anything so it would be the easiest "clean" liquid you could guarantee.. and the girl pee vs boy pee - girls have folds and such and dirt gets in those - less easy to guarantee clean.

Wow I spent way too much time thinking about that. I'm just so relieved it's not little boy testicles it didn't occur to me to be grossed out by the urine.... LOL

offmymeds		2012-03-29 03:22:23 PM

Dongyang! Heheh!

Heheh!

Human Error		2012-03-29 03:22:37 PM

Virgin boy eggs?

But where do they get the boy eggs?

Old enough to know better		2012-03-29 03:23:30 PM

I wonder if there are Asian countries where they look at American food and think "Holy shiat, they eat that stuff?"

cowgirl toffee		2012-03-29 03:24:02 PM

I'm sure you could put a turd in cheese cloth and place it in the boiling urine for additional flavor.

cyberspacedout		2012-03-29 03:24:21 PM

GuyCaballero: This is a good lesson for people who believe in Chinese traditional medicine. Just because people have been doing something a long time doesn't mean it's worth a damn.

On one hand, it's an extreme example of the placebo effect. On the other, they could just do a study correlating the consumption with these eggs with a lowered incidence of any medical condition, and sound legitimate to a surprising number of westerners.

I must say, at least it's more creative than that culture in India that practices piss drinking.

HailRobonia		2012-03-29 03:24:26 PM

SableTigre: and the girl pee vs boy pee - girls have folds and such and dirt gets in those - less easy to guarantee clean.

Don't be daft. It's because boys are yang/positive, and girls are yin/negative. Also girls have cooties and lack the will of the warrior.

neversubmit		2012-03-29 03:25:06 PM

GuyCaballero: This is a good lesson for people ~~who believe in Chinese traditional medicine~~. Just because people have been doing something a long time doesn't mean it's worth a damn.

FIFM

Skyred		2012-03-29 03:25:27 PM

Usually if I find something here that's real bizarre I'll show some people...
In this case I'm afraid to link it to anyone

Parthenogenetic		2012-03-29 03:26:27 PM

Me Chinese
Pull your leg
Me go pee pee
On your egg

MythDragon		2012-03-29 03:26:42 PM

Karac: Damn China, that's farking gross.

Japan would at least use schoolgirl piss.

If you've never had the chanced to try Used Schoolgirl Panty Soup, i highley recommend it. The real stuff is expensive, but you can really taste the sweaty twat.

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