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		Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer offered two-year deals to beat dead horse some more (hollywoodreporter.com)		26
		More: Obvious, Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, criers, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre, Wbtv, series finale

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Mugato		2012-03-29 02:17:55 PM

the talent would prefer that the show end after next season

The what now?

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-03-29 02:38:29 PM

The talent must have some damn money stashed up. At the money they are paying, I would ride that dead horse until it rotted.

It isn't like T&HM is keeping Cryer and Kutcher from becoming master thespians, award-winning celebrated masters of screen and stage.

bow		2012-03-29 04:02:32 PM

That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Serpoltas		2012-03-29 04:07:55 PM

bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Sshhh. You'll awake the Firefly fans and they'll begin posting pictures of Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

dualplains		2012-03-29 04:09:47 PM

...two-year deals to beat dead horse ~~some more~~ into a pulp which Charlie Sheen will then freebase.

DrippinBalls		2012-03-29 04:11:20 PM

Pay for that slop! Pay for it I say!

Mugato		2012-03-29 04:12:57 PM

s2s2s2		2012-03-29 04:13:40 PM

Won.

LeroyBourne		2012-03-29 04:16:46 PM

That kid has to be old enough now to be getting sick of the way he's being written. I remember the last few season of Married with Children, and you could literally see Christina Applegate rolls her eyes doing her 'dumb blonde' remarks.

bow		2012-03-29 04:19:04 PM

Strongbeerrules		2012-03-29 04:24:28 PM

Actors: Winning.

Audience: Not so much.

Prof. Ann Marion		2012-03-29 04:36:02 PM

Oh.
Well that's sad to hear...

taliesinwi		2012-03-29 05:03:44 PM

bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

I'd go further and say I don't see the appeal of any of the Chuck Lorre comedies. I've had several nerd friends try to turn me on to "The Big Bang Theory" and of course there are some chuckle worthy moments but everything just seems so generic. Mike & Molly seems harmless enough (and they're a cute couple) but they don't seem to be going for anything other than the lowest hanging fruit. Hell, most of the time they're picking it up off the ground.

urban.derelict		2012-03-29 05:19:18 PM

I'm friends with Charlie Sheen so I'm getting a kick out of some of these posts...

/no really, i am

Mugato		2012-03-29 05:20:40 PM

taliesinwi: I'd go further and say I don't see the appeal of any of the Chuck Lorre comedies. I've had several nerd friends try to turn me on to "The Big Bang Theory"

The same guy is responsible for 2.5 Men and TBBT? The man must be stopped.

/don't know what Mike & Molly is

razyjean		2012-03-29 05:31:11 PM

drtfa, but did it mention that Ashton is going to be making $1million PER EPISODE!? I heard that on the radio this morning. There are no words for how awful that is.

spiralsong		2012-03-29 06:56:41 PM

Serpoltas: bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Sshhh. You'll awake the Firefly fans and they'll begin posting pictures of Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

You say that like its a bad thing

Macular Degenerate		2012-03-29 07:02:10 PM

People still watch network TV? Really?

SharkTrager		2012-03-29 07:04:10 PM

urban.derelict: I'm friends with Charlie Sheen so I'm getting a kick out of some of these posts...

/no really, i am

OK, why doesn't he always keep the fake teeth in?

Serpoltas		2012-03-29 07:33:06 PM

spiralsong: Serpoltas: bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Sshhh. You'll awake the Firefly fans and they'll begin posting pictures of Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

You say that like its a bad thing

I forgot to include Christina Hendricks. That would be a bad thing too, if someone were to post a picture of Christina Hendricks.

Serpoltas		2012-03-29 07:35:27 PM

urban.derelict: I'm friends with Charlie Sheen so I'm getting a kick out of some of these posts...

/no really, i am

Porn name?

Doran		2012-03-29 08:25:29 PM

Serpoltas: spiralsong: Serpoltas: bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Sshhh. You'll awake the Firefly fans and they'll begin posting pictures of Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

You say that like its a bad thing

I forgot to include Christina Hendricks. That would be a bad thing too, if someone were to post a picture of Christina Hendricks.

www.wildsound.ca

(deadpan) Oh god... the humanity.

urban.derelict		2012-03-29 09:33:20 PM

SharkTrager: OK, why doesn't he always keep the fake teeth in?

They're taken out to be cleaned.

Serpoltas: Porn name?

Rusty Sheets

NetOwl		2012-03-30 10:07:33 AM

Doran: Serpoltas: spiralsong: Serpoltas: bow: That show was horrible with Charlie Sheen, and now it's even worse with Ashton Kutcher.

Why don't they renew a show that's actually good for a change. All of the best shows on tv get cancelled after one season.

Sshhh. You'll awake the Firefly fans and they'll begin posting pictures of Summer Glau and Jewel Staite.

You say that like its a bad thing

I forgot to include Christina Hendricks. That would be a bad thing too, if someone were to post a picture of Christina Hendricks.

(deadpan) Oh god... the humanity.

You jerk. Now I'm going to Special Hell.

/I hope Summer Glau is there, too

She comes in colors everywhere		2012-03-30 11:09:22 AM

Why no love for Zoe?

i39.tinypic.com

The legs! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it. Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?