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(WESH Orlando)   Special needs adults taken to hospital after multi-vehicle accident. They were tardy due to traffic, chromosomes   (wesh.com) divider line 51
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2012-03-29 01:19:58 PM
he he
 
2012-03-29 01:58:03 PM
The driver that hit them had darted
Between a few cars that had parted.
And that's why it pays
To look in both ways:
So you don't do something re...diculous.
 
2012-03-29 02:12:38 PM
hangoversunday.com
 
2012-03-29 02:13:01 PM
Let me be the first to cause someone to invoke the Debbie Downer response:


NOT FUNNY
 
2012-03-29 02:13:23 PM
bad subby!!
 
2012-03-29 02:14:44 PM
"So my medics and my EMTs had to physically and refer to their training to see what and treat the injuries by doing their vital signs and by just looking physically to see what was wrong."

Sounds like the EMT Chief is special needs as well.
 
2012-03-29 02:15:13 PM
wow, subby a bold headline

nice
 
2012-03-29 02:15:13 PM
Florida? How did they know they were special needs? Or was it just assumed?
 
2012-03-29 02:15:30 PM
Nice
 
2012-03-29 02:18:06 PM
Were they headed to the zoo?
 
2012-03-29 02:20:01 PM
Haha!
 
2012-03-29 02:20:18 PM
I laughed, but shouldn't have.

/in before ching chong potato.
 
2012-03-29 02:20:48 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 02:21:19 PM

vernterv: [i46.photobucket.com image 63x90]


Couldn't you find a smaller one?
 
2012-03-29 02:21:24 PM
Wrong one, dammit.

i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 02:21:59 PM

BurnShrike: vernterv: [i46.photobucket.com image 63x90]

Couldn't you find a smaller one?


I keep forgetting to delete that broken picture from my bucket, and then I stupidly click that html link!!!
 
2012-03-29 02:24:00 PM
Where am I? Why am I in this basket?
 
2012-03-29 02:27:45 PM
As the mother of a special needs child, I have to say to the subby...

I LOL'd. I'll help carry the handbasket.
 
2012-03-29 02:30:51 PM
Nice headline, subby. Verrry nice.

And MaxxLarge, what else can be said that hasn't already?
A true master is you.
 
2012-03-29 02:31:36 PM
+1
 
2012-03-29 02:32:19 PM
No short-bus jokes yet?
 
2012-03-29 02:33:58 PM
This was a popular song many years ago:


http://www.metrolyrics.com/mongoloid-lyrics-devo.html (new window)

Probably would not get airtime nowadays. I've played it for people and those born after a certain year are shocked at the lyrics; funny what they listen to otherwise though.
 
2012-03-29 02:34:42 PM

JimbobMcClan: Florida? How did they know they were special needs? Or was it just assumed?


Must have been the Virginia license plate on the vehicle.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: No short-bus jokes yet?


No, just short ambulance jokes.
 
2012-03-29 02:35:07 PM

vernterv: Wrong one, dammit.

[i46.photobucket.com image 255x320]


We're all going straight to hell for that one.
/also; new keyboard. You owe it
 
2012-03-29 02:36:01 PM
The persons most likely to be insulted by the comments are the least likely to care.

Good jorb.
 
2012-03-29 02:38:33 PM
I don't feel tardy.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-29 02:39:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-29 02:40:08 PM
27.media.tumblr.com
I've got special needs.

Hey, dinner AND a show?
 
2012-03-29 02:41:46 PM
+1 internets for subby. Would lol again.

As someone who manages two apartments buildings that provide assisted living for adults with intellectual disabilities I should probably be mad. But I'm thoroughly amused.
CSB time: At last year's ski patrol refresher we had a practice scenario based around a guy in a sit ski. It was stupidly easy but a few of the candy dates in my group were freaking out about the equipment. After we were done, the evaluater in the ski (who has severe physical disabilities) asked what I'd do differently if it was a person with Downs. I told him I'd do nothing differently until I had a chance to talk to him. I shiat you not, he said "but they lie about all kinds of things and they don't know what's going on". I calmly explained to him, in a way that made him feel like the biggest dumbass in the world, that people with Downs lie about as much as anyone w/o Downs do and that not many people are going to lie about a dislocated shoulder and even if a person did, I could find it out pretty damn fast. He hasn't talked to me since and his biatch wife refuses to work the same shifts I do. It makes me happy. /end csb time.
 
2012-03-29 02:47:31 PM

cbcs: vernterv: Wrong one, dammit.

[i46.photobucket.com image 255x320]

We're all going straight to hell for that one.
/also; new keyboard. You owe it


i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 02:48:36 PM

Dahnkster: [27.media.tumblr.com image 500x321]
I've got special needs.

Hey, dinner AND a show?


Tell me more
 
2012-03-29 02:51:07 PM
i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-29 02:53:19 PM
"They are special needs adults and none of them could talk to us," said Battalion Chief Billy Richardson. "So my medics and my EMTs had to physically and refer to their training to see what and treat the injuries by doing their vital signs and by just looking physically to see what was wrong."
Apparently the Battalion Chief is as unfamiliar with the English language as his EMTs are with unconscious patients. If I translated properly from whatever the hell it was he was speaking, that is.
 
2012-03-29 02:57:38 PM

vernterv: cbcs: vernterv: Wrong one, dammit.

[i46.photobucket.com image 255x320]

We're all going straight to hell for that one.
/also; new keyboard. You owe it


That's downright terrible.
 
2012-03-29 03:02:55 PM

MaxxLarge: The driver that hit them had darted
Between a few cars that had parted.
And that's why it pays
To look in both ways:
So you don't do something re...diculous.


Good god man. I usually don't enjoy the thread limericks, but that made me guffaw. Namaste.
 
2012-03-29 03:02:58 PM
 
2012-03-29 03:22:14 PM

hungry hungry cannibal: Were they headed to the zoo?


I hear they like the zoo!
 
2012-03-29 03:33:08 PM

BurnShrike: "So my medics and my EMTs had to physically and refer to their training to see what and treat the injuries by doing their vital signs and by just looking physically to see what was wrong."

Sounds like the EMT Chief is special needs as well.


WTF language was that written in, because that certainly wasn't English.

Also, EMTs and Medics *always* start with a head-to-toe physical exam (yes, yes, after scene size up and BSIP, I know...) so...again. WTF?
 
2012-03-29 03:43:57 PM
Just like my new corduroy pillow, subby made an epic headline!
 
2012-03-29 03:45:21 PM
Oh my god....That is the funniest headline I've read in months!! Absolutely brilliant, albeit offensive. Still, it's got to be a contender for headline of the year... Great job subby...
 
2012-03-29 03:45:33 PM
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?

A: You don't. You get down from potato.
 
2012-03-29 03:46:19 PM

AndreMA: "They are special needs adults and none of them could talk to us," said Battalion Chief Billy Richardson. "So my medics and my EMTs had to physically and refer to their training to see what and treat the injuries by doing their vital signs and by just looking physically to see what was wrong."

Apparently the Battalion Chief is as unfamiliar with the English language as his EMTs are with unconscious patients. If I translated properly from whatever the hell it was he was speaking, that is.


I think he just accidentally his statement, that's all.
 
2012-03-29 04:35:32 PM
*snert*
 
2012-03-29 10:34:17 PM

hungry hungry cannibal: Were they headed to the zoo?


Did one of them just Blow a big spit bubble?

Milkmen Stomp!
 
2012-03-30 12:28:23 AM

Zafler: The greatest tard post on fark, courtesy of Doctor Funkenstein

[ring, ring, ring]
School Guy> Hello. This is Tard Shockin' School. How can I help you?

Prankster> Hello. Would you please shock some tards?

School Guy> I need proper authorization for that.

Prankster> OK, I'm the boss. Now get to shocking.

School Guy> Right away, sir.

Tard> I like pie...rawr...[ZAP] (new window)


That's one of my all time favorite threads, thanks to Doctor Funkenstein's post.
 
2012-03-30 12:38:08 AM

AndreMA: "They are special needs adults and none of them could talk to us," said Battalion Chief Billy Richardson. "So my medics and my EMTs had to physically and refer to their training to see what and treat the injuries by doing their vital signs and by just looking physically to see what was wrong."Apparently the Battalion Chief is as unfamiliar with the English language as his EMTs are with unconscious patients. If I translated properly from whatever the hell it was he was speaking, that is.


Some special needs people have either no or very limited verbal skills. That may have been why the rescue workers had difficulty communicating with the people in the vehicle.
 
2012-03-30 09:35:35 AM
..."I will never forget you, whoopmobile!"
 
2012-03-30 12:19:33 PM
So, is there still a taboo on saying the word "retarded"?
 
2012-03-30 01:08:46 PM

hungry hungry cannibal: Were they headed to the zoo?


Down the winding road with the retards screaming!
 
2012-03-30 03:57:26 PM

hungry hungry cannibal: Were they headed to the zoo?


Came here for this. Thank you.
 
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