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(Chron)   Doomed Man's last words: 'Go Cowboys'. Which pretty much sums up their upcoming season   (chron.com) divider line 40
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2012-03-29 02:08:58 PM
I remember... the Alamo
 
2012-03-29 02:09:47 PM
"Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?
 
2012-03-29 02:13:31 PM
So it's going to be electric?
 
2012-03-29 02:14:05 PM

Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?


Depends if Romo can keep from getting injured again.
 
2012-03-29 02:14:15 PM

Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?


It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.
 
2012-03-29 02:14:21 PM
Not bad, still prefer John Burks' "The Raiders are going all the way, y'all", before he was put down.

That was in 2006, so the precedent is not a good one for Dallas.
 
2012-03-29 02:15:28 PM

Taikoluigi: Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?

Depends if Romo can keep from getting injured again.


Well, from injuring something that keeps him from throwing. He could have a rib poking through his chest and he'd try to strap it on, but breaking your throwing hand is something you just don't "tough it out" through.
 
2012-03-29 02:25:44 PM
Why do we kill people that kill people to send a message that killing people is wrong
 
2012-03-29 02:25:55 PM

Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.


I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens
 
2012-03-29 02:26:52 PM

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens


Making jokes like this is a gas.
 
2012-03-29 02:31:18 PM

Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.


Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.
 
2012-03-29 02:33:51 PM

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.


Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.
 
2012-03-29 02:35:06 PM
So, it's true what they say in Philly about the only good Cowboy fan is a dead one.
 
2012-03-29 02:36:31 PM

Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.


Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.
 
2012-03-29 02:49:02 PM

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.

Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.


I'm drawn a blank. I guess I've painted myself into a quarter.
 
2012-03-29 02:49:04 PM
Somewhere, Rafael Septien weeps.
 
2012-03-29 02:51:34 PM

Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.

Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.

I'm drawn a blank. I guess I've painted myself into a quarter.


I'll be heading over your way very soon.
 
2012-03-29 03:03:01 PM

ltdanman44: Why do we kill people that kill people to send a message that killing people is wrong


They are not sending a message, they are making sure that people that kill people don't do it again.
You'd think some would take a message from it, but regardless, that is secondary to the process.
Yes, I know that is a vast simplification.
 
2012-03-29 03:16:37 PM

Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?


Maybe subby's inferring that Jurrah is a "doomed man"
 
2012-03-29 03:20:08 PM

ltdanman44: Why do we kill people that kill people to send a message that killing people is wrong


The state needs to act in proxy for the citizen. If my 10 month old child was abused and murdered by someone, I'd want the state to end them, so I don't have to.

It's what makes us a civilized society.
 
2012-03-29 03:28:41 PM

Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.


Will it involve fans hanging by the edge of their seats?

/got nuthin'
 
2012-03-29 03:33:39 PM

MAYORBOB: So, it's true what they say in Philly about the only good Cowboy fan is a dead one.


Sounds like something a fan from Philly would say, since they're the worst fan base on the planet Earth in terms of morality.
As far as cheering for their team they don't miss an opportunity to root for a man who drowned puppies. Mull that over sports fan.
 
2012-03-29 03:40:42 PM
SwingAwayMarell: MAYORBOB: So, it's true what they say in Philly about the only good Cowboy fan is a dead one.

Sounds like something a fan from Philly would say, since they're the worst fan base on the planet Earth in terms of morality.
As far as cheering for their team they don't miss an opportunity to root for a man who drowned puppies. Mull that over sports fan.


Ooh, you cut me to the quick, you steaming load of America's Team love. You must have me confused with someone who actually roots for the Iggles. I switched to the Ravens the day they announced they signed Vick.
 
2012-03-29 03:54:38 PM
Gee, how could I confuse you with a piece of shiat Eagles fan? I have no idea.
 
2012-03-29 03:55:11 PM

lakrfool: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.

Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.

I'm drawn a blank. I guess I've painted myself into a quarter.

I'll be heading over your way very soon.


NFC East will be pretty up for grabs. Might as well take a stab at it.
 
2012-03-29 05:01:34 PM

MAYORBOB:
Ooh, you cut me to the quick, you steaming load of America's Team love. You must have me confused with someone who actually roots for the Iggles. I switched to the Ravens the day they announced they signed Vick.


Was it because of Vick or were you swayed by the Ravens' "killer" D?

/Flock of Eagles?
//Or a Murder of Ravens?
///Yeah, we know why you switched....
 
2012-03-29 05:01:54 PM
Nice of him to make it easy to tell when the drugs started kicking in
 
2012-03-29 05:07:51 PM

Taikoluigi: Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?

Depends if Romo can keep the calender from turning to November..


/FTFY
 
2012-03-29 10:39:44 PM

Johnny Lemonhead: lakrfool: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.

Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.

I'm drawn a blank. I guess I've painted myself into a quarter.

I'll be heading over your way very soon.

NFC East will be pretty up for grabs. Might as well take a stab at it.


Ugh. All these puns are suffocating me.
 
2012-03-29 11:19:45 PM

intotheabyss81: Taikoluigi: Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?

Depends if Romo can keep the calender from turning to November..

/FTFY


You're probably thinking of December
 
2012-03-30 01:08:20 AM

ltdanman44: Why do we kill people that kill people to send a message that killing people is wrong


What is more cruel and unusual in the event that someone is convicted of a heinous crime by a jury of their peers, and deemed so demented that they cannot possibly be returned to society as a good, contributing member?:

1) A timely execution by the most humane means possible.
2) Being locked up in a cell for decades, surrounded by the worst people available.

Not even getting into the cost of jailing someone for life, etc.

There should be no such thing as a life sentence--if they're uncorrectable (which they must be in order to earn life behind bars), then let's just cut everyone's losses & get it over with.
 
2012-03-30 11:04:21 AM

Harv72b: 1) A timely execution by the most humane means possible.
2) Being locked up in a cell for decades, surrounded by the worst people available.

Not even getting into the cost of jailing someone for life, etc.


It costs more to convict someone of a capital offense and actually get them put to death than it does to jail them.

Also, our justice system is incompetent enough that I'd rather not have the government in the business of killing people. "Jury of your peers." Ride a bus some day. Look around and find 12 people on the bus. Imagine they're in charge of analyzing evidence and determining whether or not you're guilty of a crime. Then let me know if you feel comfortable having anyone's lives up to a jury of their peers.
 
2012-03-30 11:05:59 AM

intotheabyss81: Taikoluigi: Treygreen13: "Go Cowboys" sums up their upcoming season?

Depends if Romo can keep the calender from turning to November..

/FTFY


Tony Romo is the winningest QB in the modern era in November, at 19-2. Not sure what you mean by that.

/did you mean December?
 
2012-03-30 12:00:03 PM

SwingAwayMarell: MAYORBOB: So, it's true what they say in Philly about the only good Cowboy fan is a dead one.

Sounds like something a fan from Philly would say, since they're the worst fan base on the planet Earth in terms of morality.
As far as cheering for their team they don't miss an opportunity to root for a man who drowned puppies. Mull that over sports fan.


This really hurts coming from someone who has their location listed as "Anne's Franks attic."

Guess what guys? Jocks are assholes. Vick killed dogs, Ben raped girls, Ray Lewis stabbed that guy. There's a reason why their job is to hit and be hit. And if I had to guess, I would say Texas anything fans are the worst when it comes to morality, because of the whole, you know, Texas thing.
 
2012-03-30 12:17:37 PM
If he were a real Cowboys fan, he would have changed to a Giants/Redskins/Eagles fan at the last minute. So we'd have one less of those in the world.
 
2012-03-30 01:34:41 PM
www.ocballs.net
No love for Rafael...
 
2012-03-30 01:43:19 PM
www.ocballs.net
1987 WIENER EXPOSER 10/YO FEM PROBATION*

*zero jailtime, $2000 fine, fled to Mexico
 
2012-03-30 02:36:10 PM

threecigarettes: , I would say Texas anything fans are the worst when it comes to morality, because of the whole, you know, Texas thing.


Huh? I can't even bother to be insulted by this because it's so farking stupid it doesn't even make sense.
 
2012-03-30 02:40:06 PM

Di Atribe: threecigarettes: , I would say Texas anything fans are the worst when it comes to morality, because of the whole, you know, Texas thing.

Huh? I can't even bother to be insulted by this because it's so farking stupid it doesn't even make sense.


I usually find that most people that claim to hate Texas have never even been to Texas, so who the fark cares??
 
2012-03-31 09:25:05 AM

The Bestest: Johnny Lemonhead: lakrfool: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Di Atribe: So it's going to be electric?

It will be a much deserved injection of excitement.

I guess we'll just have to hang around to see what happens

Making jokes like this is a gas.

Who's joking? There's a lot at stake here.

Alright, jeez, you don't have to crucify me about it.

Sorry. Had to at least give it a shot.

I'm drawn a blank. I guess I've painted myself into a quarter.

I'll be heading over your way very soon.

NFC East will be pretty up for grabs. Might as well take a stab at it.

Ugh. All these puns are suffocating me.


We are being drowned in puns.
 
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