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		This story has it all. Middle school teacher, her young young female student, cleavage, and a ruler. And yes, Florida (articles.orlandosentinel.com)		15
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varmitydog		2012-03-29 09:53:54 AM

3 votes:

It was the late 60's and the miniskirt had become all rage. The great hem line war was being fought in school systems all over America, with girls being sent home daily for showing too much leg.

Sweet old sister Benigna was in her 80's, and retired from teaching Catholic school. But she wanted to stay busy, so the Dominican nuns gave her a part time job as a roving instructor teaching penmanship. On her first day of this assignment she came into our sixth grade class and looked at us over the podium that she could barely see over for a full thirty seconds without saying anything. Then she announced "I know that every boy in this class wants to be standing right where I'm standing now", and then paused again while we all pondered that. Then she continued "because I can see right up the skirt of every girl in the class".

/What does this story have to do with TFA? I don't know and I don't care, just get the hell off my lawn.

wedding vegetables		2012-03-29 03:46:15 AM

3 votes:

headline made me think of this:

collider.com

"This club has everything- clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in- there's no password. At the door just do the Cosby face."

vossiewulf		2012-03-29 12:06:33 AM

3 votes:

In the memo, Bannister denied ever using the word "boobage"

Haven't we all.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-29 12:03:37 AM

2 votes:

Who's the exposed boob now?

rgriffithi		2012-03-29 09:36:32 AM

1 votes:

Surly U. Jest: OhioUGrad: Scruffinator: OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.

No kidding...glad I don't have any yet....and now not sure if I'd ever want a daughter because I don't want to have to become THAT guy trying to scare boys away all the time! ha

Have two daughters, one in HS and the other in MS. Two of my older daughter's friends were D-cups by 8th grade. Younger daughter had a classmate with actual cleavage. In the 5th grade. Kids these days indeed.

/hormones in milk?
//both moms told me how tough it is for them

Had quite a few conversations with the parents of my teenage daughters friends. Not once has cup size come up in the conversation. How do you get to that? Ask something like "so...how big are those knockers the 8th grader?". I think I will just stick with the I do NOT wanna know or hear this approach.

Bit'O'Gristle		2012-03-29 06:33:11 AM

1 votes:

I would have to view the offending cleavage to make an informed and nonprejudicial assessment of the knockers in question, and weather or not they were being displayed in a slut like manner.

/Ill be in my bunk

texanb4		2012-03-29 04:37:14 AM

1 votes:

Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

i158.photobucket.com

Thar is cleavage. Thar.

taurusowner		2012-03-29 04:19:43 AM

1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Some girls mature faster than others. The daughter of a neighbor of mine was a C-cup by the time she was 10-years old. Her mother was an early bloomer too.

Poor kid got teased a lot in school too.

Jealousy can be pretty mean.

Bigdogdaddy		2012-03-29 04:05:08 AM

1 votes:

OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

I was going to look for the motivational poster that had I think it was Johnny Depp looking at two young girls, and the caption read, "JAILBAIT Take two, they're small". I decided not to since I was at work.

nicoffeine		2012-03-29 03:57:30 AM

1 votes:

Scruffinator: OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.

Junior High in Florida. She's pushing 20.

NotThatGirl		2012-03-29 03:44:24 AM

1 votes:

Did anyone else read this in your head with the voice of Stephan from SNL?

Yaxe		2012-03-29 03:34:32 AM

1 votes:

Ok everyone. Mads lib with the headline. I'll start:

Middle school teacher sodomizes young female student with a ruler over cleavage. In Florida.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-03-29 03:31:52 AM

1 votes:

ZAZ: Who uses a ruler to measure cleavage? Use your hand (seeing as how this is in class, and the teacher is female).

Absolutely and since it's maths class, there could be all sorts of measurements.

Volume.

Weight.

They can even have her jump up and down and calculate the effects of gravity on said boobage. Hell, have the whole class join in.

/All in the name of education, mind you.
//Boobage.