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(Orlando Sentinel)   This story has it all. Middle school teacher, her young young female student, cleavage, and a ruler. And yes, Florida   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 93
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2012-03-28 10:16:25 PM
Nice, a young slut got a tenured teacher fired - because she can. I'm sure she posted about it on FB.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-03-28 10:20:53 PM
Who uses a ruler to measure cleavage? Use your hand (seeing as how this is in class, and the teacher is female).
 
2012-03-28 10:40:27 PM
Meh, that's not cleavage. If you've been married over twenty years and know how to look at the floor.... I've said to much.
 
2012-03-29 12:03:37 AM
Who's the exposed boob now?
 
2012-03-29 12:06:33 AM
In the memo, Bannister denied ever using the word "boobage"

Haven't we all.
 
2012-03-29 01:04:29 AM
To be Frank, that article disappointed.

/Which is a shame, because my name's not Frank.
 
2012-03-29 03:31:52 AM
ZAZ: Who uses a ruler to measure cleavage? Use your hand (seeing as how this is in class, and the teacher is female).

Absolutely and since it's maths class, there could be all sorts of measurements.

Volume.

Weight.

They can even have her jump up and down and calculate the effects of gravity on said boobage. Hell, have the whole class join in.

/All in the name of education, mind you.
//Boobage.
 
2012-03-29 03:33:12 AM
Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?
 
2012-03-29 03:34:32 AM
Ok everyone. Mads lib with the headline. I'll start:

Middle school teacher sodomizes young female student with a ruler over cleavage. In Florida.
 
2012-03-29 03:36:05 AM
OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.
 
2012-03-29 03:40:20 AM
AbbeySomeone: Nice, a young slut got a tenured teacher fired - because she can. I'm sure she posted about it on FB.

The teacher wasn't fired, she quit...just before a hearing which she requested in order to avoid an unpaid suspension.

Not to place blame (maybe she just decided it was time to retire), but for a tenured teacher with the weight of a union behind her, she's not putting up much of a defense.
 
2012-03-29 03:44:24 AM
Did anyone else read this in your head with the voice of Stephan from SNL?
 
2012-03-29 03:44:36 AM
Let's get down to brass tacks. How much cleavage is acceptable for a high school student? Wait. Middle school? Nevermind. I'd like to back out of this thread.
 
2012-03-29 03:46:15 AM
headline made me think of this:

collider.com

"This club has everything- clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in- there's no password. At the door just do the Cosby face."
 
2012-03-29 03:46:46 AM
NotThatGirl: Did anyone else read this in your head with the voice of Stephan from SNL?

I LOL'd....

If only it included tweakers, Spud Webb, and a bouncer that looks like Wilford Brimley and the password is "diabetes".
 
2012-03-29 03:46:50 AM
NotThatGirl: Did anyone else read this in your head with the voice of Stephan from SNL?

aw, nuts. *kicks clod of dirt*
 
2012-03-29 03:52:46 AM
r1niceboy: To be Frank, that article disappointed.

/Which is a shame, because my name's not Frank.


Surely, you can't be serious?
 
2012-03-29 03:55:49 AM
I was at an NBA basketball game, and a young woman exiting my row with perfectly formed globular clusters, and a plunging neck line walked past. Upon her return trip she gave me a dirty look for allowing my eyes to wander.

How is that my fault?
 
2012-03-29 03:57:30 AM
Scruffinator: OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.


Junior High in Florida. She's pushing 20.
 
2012-03-29 04:02:38 AM
What "Boobage may look like...NSFW...

http://mamelles.net/
 
2012-03-29 04:02:40 AM
Scruffinator: OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.


No kidding...glad I don't have any yet....and now not sure if I'd ever want a daughter because I don't want to have to become THAT guy trying to scare boys away all the time! ha
 
2012-03-29 04:03:26 AM
Why is it someone says "cleavage" to me, I think "diamond"?
 
2012-03-29 04:05:08 AM
OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

I was going to look for the motivational poster that had I think it was Johnny Depp looking at two young girls, and the caption read, "JAILBAIT Take two, they're small". I decided not to since I was at work.
 
2012-03-29 04:06:19 AM
OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Some girls mature faster than others. The daughter of a neighbor of mine was a C-cup by the time she was 10-years old. Her mother was an early bloomer too.

Poor kid got teased a lot in school too.
 
2012-03-29 04:07:07 AM
OhioUGrad: Scruffinator: OhioUGrad: Middle school age girls have "boobage"? That doesn't seem....um normal?

Kids these days.

No kidding...glad I don't have any yet....and now not sure if I'd ever want a daughter because I don't want to have to become THAT guy trying to scare boys away all the time! ha


I hear ya on that one. I don't understand teenagers anymore, and I was one just 5 years ago. Luckily almost everybody I work with is at least 20 years older than me. I'm getting a bit tired of the "back in my day" stories, but it still beats working with kids fresh out of HS.
 
2012-03-29 04:14:09 AM
...all except pics
 
2012-03-29 04:19:43 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Some girls mature faster than others. The daughter of a neighbor of mine was a C-cup by the time she was 10-years old. Her mother was an early bloomer too.

Poor kid got teased a lot in school too.


Jealousy can be pretty mean.
 
2012-03-29 04:23:52 AM
Bigdogdaddy- that's too funny, I'll have to look for that

Bathia_Mapes- they tease her now, then she'll be like the most popular girl with a back brace in HS

Scruffinator- not sure I could deal with the "back in my day" stories...but you're right it might beat the stupidity of most kids, and some of the "back in my day" stories were interesting and things sure as hell were a lot more simple back then, and people had to earn money and fame
 
2012-03-29 04:25:09 AM
common sense is an oxymoron: AbbeySomeone: Nice, a young slut got a tenured teacher fired - because she can. I'm sure she posted about it on FB.

The teacher wasn't fired, she quit...just before a hearing which she requested in order to avoid an unpaid suspension.

Not to place blame (maybe she just decided it was time to retire), but for a tenured teacher with the weight of a union behind her, she's not putting up much of a defense.


Something doesn't add up. She had only been teaching at the school for 7 years. I have a feeling there is more to the story.
 
2012-03-29 04:26:10 AM
Harry_Seldon: I was at an NBA basketball game, and a young woman exiting my row with perfectly formed globular clusters, and a plunging neck line walked past. Upon her return trip she gave me a dirty look for allowing my eyes to wander.

How is that my fault?


It might have something to do with you elbowing the guy next to you and saying "look at the tits on that one!".
 
2012-03-29 04:31:31 AM
jtown: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much cleavage is acceptable for a high school student? Wait. Middle school? Nevermind. I'd like to back out of this thread.

Suuuuure you would.

Why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2012-03-29 04:33:10 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-29 04:37:14 AM
Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

i158.photobucket.com

Thar is cleavage. Thar.
 
2012-03-29 04:40:07 AM
Girls always wear provocative clothing, and then get offended when someone NOTICES. The teacher should have just sent her to the office with a note to the Principal about "distracting attire" getting in the way of the rest of the class's learning. That would have saved everyone a lot of bother...
 
2012-03-29 04:48:25 AM
Except sex subby..the story is missing sex. I has a disappoint
 
2012-03-29 04:50:30 AM
texanb4: Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Thar is cleavage. Thar.
 
2012-03-29 04:51:50 AM
texanb4: Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

[i158.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Thar is cleavage. Thar.


I was going to post something else...but now I forgot what it was.
 
2012-03-29 04:53:04 AM
texanb4: Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

lh3.googleusercontent.com

Thar is cleavage. Thar.
 
2012-03-29 05:01:02 AM
texanb4: Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

www.uncoached.com

Thar is cleavage. Thar.


/Thanks for chiming in.
 
2012-03-29 05:26:57 AM
Teacher in question:
27.media.tumblr.com

/SLOWWWWWWLY
 
2012-03-29 05:49:29 AM
Pointy Tail of Satan: Why is it someone says "cleavage" to me, I think "diamond"?

Because geology is awesome.
 
2012-03-29 05:55:52 AM
You can't get a teacher fired for poor performance, but something as mild as this gets them shiatcanned?
 
2012-03-29 06:11:42 AM
Mr. Breeze: You can't get a teacher fired for poor performance, but something as mild as this gets them shiatcanned?

I'm in compliance with this statement.

/bears repeating
//this
///QFT
 
2012-03-29 06:33:11 AM
I would have to view the offending cleavage to make an informed and nonprejudicial assessment of the knockers in question, and weather or not they were being displayed in a slut like manner.

/Ill be in my bunk
 
2012-03-29 07:24:56 AM
Bit'O'Gristle: I would have to view the offending cleavage to make an informed and nonprejudicial assessment of the knockers in question, and weather or not they were being displayed in a slut like manner.

/Ill be in my bunk


Middle school, man. Middle school.
 
2012-03-29 07:30:15 AM
You want live cleavage? Watch "Dancing With The Stars".

Or just go to the mall somewhere in Florida.
 
2012-03-29 07:41:00 AM
Should have picture of 'em rubbing their tits together.
 
2012-03-29 08:04:21 AM
texanb4: Whar is cleavage?? Whar?

[i158.photobucket.com image 640x426]

Thar is cleavage. Thar.


thisisdiversity.com
 
2012-03-29 08:05:52 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-29 08:08:56 AM
This is nice too, but I think I'll link it for you sensitive types.

/Clicky Pops and slightly NSFW
 
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