This was a hot chick.



/Yes, I've used this joke before.

I need more pics to decide.

I'd let her transubstantiate me.

I'd apply some ointment to her chin

I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

I'd let her grow her eyebrows back.

Are we not clear yet that "smoking hot" in the title means, "someone please set it on fire"?

Remind me why we send kids to religious schools. I was thinking morals. Musta ben sumtin I et.

miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

Wait, isn't that the definition of a youth minister...

Of course, in this instance, I guess she was the one getting filled with the spirit

/what the kids are calling it nowadays

Bit'O'Gristle, girls lie. They lie in bed then say Oh No I Didn't.

There is no remorse in that face. She will do again. And again.

/I hope so

Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

Here's your problem: You're wrong. Teenage girls are totally uninterested in sex, unlike teenage boys who think about nothing but sex and should consider themselves lucky for not being charged with rape of the female teachers who molested them. A really frisky young girl MIGHT dabble in some necking, but it goes no further.

OK I am like around 40 something, and every time I see one of these headlines here my first thought is "Where the fark were all these sex kittens when I was in H.S.?" Thinking back I really can't remember that many teachers that were even all that good looking, much less having sex with us damn it. I do remember my first year in college we had one of the hottest Spanish teachers, like truly smoking hot (kind of almost Salma Hayek level).

Anyways, kind of makes me almost want to be 17 again. Not like it was all that bad, but adding a hot teacher to the list would have been kind of cool (especially if she brought beer).

miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

I agree, but the article says she's being held pending rape charges. I don't think she's going to walk away from this with just a slap on the wrist.

/Nods, but you do have to agree...that there seems to be a disturbing lack of level justice. Hot white female teacher bangs 15 year old student? Probation. Male teacher bangs 15 year old female student, they rip off his balls, and send him up the river. Also, I've seen where the female teacher isn't that attractive, and gets sent up too. Funny, but not so funny.

ssa5: OK I am like around 40 something, and every time I see one of these headlines here my first thought is "Where the fark were all these sex kittens when I was in H.S.?"

Banging students who weren't you.

miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

I bet the kid is angry at dad for outing his pimp ride.

had sex with male student, 15, in her apartment at least 20 times

OK, that accounts for the first day! How about all the other times he was in your apartment?

Ambivalence: Nadie_AZ: Those eyes are pure evil. She's got that fire and brimstone sh*t in her dome.

And something on her chin. I wonder if the cops had to throw her down to arrest her.



They're just eyelashes. Some teachers have eyes on the backs of their heads. Her first extra instead decided to start emerging from the bottom of her chin.

/obligatory

I remember a few years ago on fark, there was this smoking hot blonde teacher, can't remember her name, but anyway. She was banging like 2 underage boys in her suv? She was married, and her husband was a attractive man. So I guess I don't understand why you would ruin your marriage, your life, your freedom, to fark a underage kid. She had money, a nice home, a good hard working husband who was attractive, but yet, went for the underage peen.

/I'll never understand people.

I was hoping for a Fairer Jacques.

miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

I agree, but the article says she's being held pending rape charges. I don't think she's going to walk away from this with just a slap on the wrist.

/Nods, but you do have to agree...that there seems to be a disturbing lack of level justice. Hot white female teacher bangs 15 year old student? Probation. Male teacher bangs 15 year old female student, they rip off his balls, and send him up the river. Also, I've seen where the female teacher isn't that attractive, and gets sent up too. Funny, but not so funny.

Where are you reading this? She's being charged, as were these attractive teachers.

I think you're referring to the double standard that happens in Fark threads where male teachers are branded perverts and female teachers get the obligatory "Niiiiiice" comment. Thankfully Farkers aren't representative of the justice system.

/maybe you're right, it's early, and still haven't gotten my coffee....grrr.

thegod082: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

Here's your problem: You're wrong. Teenage girls are totally uninterested in sex, unlike teenage boys who think about nothing but sex and should consider themselves lucky for not being charged with rape of the female teachers who molested them. A really frisky young girl MIGHT dabble in some necking, but it goes no further.

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Bit'O'Gristle: I remember a few years ago on fark, there was this smoking hot blonde teacher, can't remember her name, but anyway. She was banging like 2 underage boys in her suv? She was married, and her husband was a attractive man. So I guess I don't understand why you would ruin your marriage, your life, your freedom, to fark a underage kid. She had money, a nice home, a good hard working husband who was attractive, but yet, went for the underage peen.

/I'll never understand people.

Well, just because she was married to an attractive man doesn't mean their marriage was a good one. Yes, they seemd to have it all but unless all their marital issues have been made public we just don't know how it actually was in the household. He could have largely ignored her, maybe he was a cold person, maybe their sexual chemistry was bad, maybe she felt like she wasn't getting enough, maybe she felt like she wasn't loved. There are a hundred different things that could be going on. Or she could just be kinda nuts. You just never know.

Dear Subby, and everyone else trolling the 'hot' teacher headlines:

Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

I agree, but the article says she's being held pending rape charges. I don't think she's going to walk away from this with just a slap on the wrist.

/Nods, but you do have to agree...that there seems to be a disturbing lack of level justice. Hot white female teacher bangs 15 year old student? Probation. Male teacher bangs 15 year old female student, they rip off his balls, and send him up the river. Also, I've seen where the female teacher isn't that attractive, and gets sent up too. Funny, but not so funny.

Simple human nature explains all. Just an example. A man's15 yo son tags a woman his father is proud of him. He may have to discipline him if his mom finds out, but he is still proud. The same father's 15yo daughter gets tagged by an older man, that's a killin'. With a boy sex is a rite of passage, with a girl it is opening a door to many things, womanhood, motherhood, physical irreversible change (hymen) among some. For a boy it is nothing at all. His life changes not one bit other than added pride for tagging an older woman.

Personally I am not saying a double standard it "right" because of all the liberal BS that accompanies sexual equality in America, but it is natural and ingrained into every person on earth, even the judge and jury. If anything at all is done to change our legal system about sex, I think the judgement of the male counterpart should be lightened, not the females judged more harshly. America is the most uptight country in the civilized world about sex unless, of course, you consider Muslim countries civilized...

"Jacques came across the student..."

Squirter?

Come Away with Me to The Fields of Like: I was hoping for a Fairer Jacques.

[insert picture of golf clap guy]

I'd hit it. Twice... and once in the morning.

Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

A few months in the pokey is what got her into this situation.

DJ_Kremlin: I'd hit it. Twice... and once in the morning.

This!

What's the big deal? It's not like they were dancing.

That's a nasty friction burn on her chin. If the boy had more experience he would have pulled her hair when he was banging her from behind. That prevents facial rug burns.

thegod082: Bit'O'Gristle: miss diminutive: Bit'O'Gristle: I know it's been said before, but why does a male teacher (lets use the same ages here) get sent up for 20 years to federal PMITA prison, and a girl like this, probably gets off with probation, or a few months in the pokey?

Because you can't rape the willing, or something?

/Nuuuu...in the cases i'm talking about, they girls were perfectly willing, and able to do the deed. And the guy still got charged with "rape", and sent up the river for 20 or so years. Not that i don't agree that teacher's shouldn't be banging our underage children, but how about some level justice here?

Here's your problem: You're wrong. Teenage girls are totally uninterested in sex, unlike teenage boys who think about nothing but sex and should consider themselves lucky for not being charged with rape of the female teachers who molested them. A really frisky young girl MIGHT dabble in some necking, but it goes no further.

3/10

/was a teenage boy once

roadkillontheweb: had sex with male student, 15, in her apartment at least 20 times

OK, that accounts for the first day! How about all the other times he was in your apartment?

Why do you think these women go for the young teenagers? Sure they don't last long, but remember how you were at that age. I know I could rub one out on average about 5 times an episode of Friends.

As someone who lost their V-card far too late in life, where were all these horny women when I was young?

I would hit it.



Ah, who am I kidding... I'd take her out for a quiet dinner and a movie, go back to her place for 2 minutes of ecstasy before crying myself to sleep in her pillow.

Why in the name of an orderly, just, universe wasn't I ever so "molested" in school?

Or to put it another way: WTF? I want a refund on all the poon I wasn't getting! *WAAAH!!*

Can someone please explain why Fark doesn't have a TAB for this? There are 4 or 5 a day getting the greenlight now.

Zatx: Can someone please explain why Fark doesn't have a TAB for this? There are 4 or 5 a day getting the greenlight now.

These stories are so common that I've run out of smartassed comments to make.

Can we call a moratorium on these types of stories until all the old jokes are funny again? I'm getting older now and I can't recover as quickly as I could when I was 18.