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(ABC)   George Zimmerman on video after the shooting. Funny, those massive head injuries seem to have healed fast, and where's all the blood that should have stained his shirt from shooting someone who was on top of him?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 128
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2012-03-28 07:59:01 PM  
14 votes:
You sillies, this was BEFORE the shooting. He was there for instructions.
2012-03-28 10:18:59 PM  
12 votes:
imgace.com

I'm going to Hell for laughing at this, right?
2012-03-28 08:02:16 PM  
9 votes:
I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.
2012-03-29 01:19:27 AM  
4 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-03-28 11:52:36 PM  
3 votes:
SCREW YOU LIBS, IM AN AMERICAN END I HAVE A RIGHT TO STAND MY GROUD WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 10:29:10 PM  
3 votes:

Fubar: Just showed my dad the video. His response?

"I don't think that's him"


Tell him it's not, it's video of the guy who forged Obama's birth certificate. We finally caught him.

That's what I plan to tell my grandfather if he says something similar.
2012-03-28 10:21:47 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

There won't be many. They'll have to get the talking points first.


Somewhere between eight and ten beers.
2012-03-28 10:03:47 PM  
3 votes:
Also, I forgot to add in my last post, steel doesn't melt without thermite, and buildings won't free fall without controlled demolition.

/sorry.
2012-03-28 09:49:43 PM  
3 votes:

CrAz3D: grainy video that shows basically grainy grain-like grains. DEFINITELY proof of X.


X? X?! You're not looking at the big picture!

/You let me worry about blank.
2012-03-28 09:29:25 PM  
3 votes:

MisterTweak: skinnycatullus: Farva!

Damned if one of them wasn't the spitting image, too!


i.imgur.com
2012-03-29 03:52:13 AM  
2 votes:
"I'm not racist! I love black people who behave like white Republicans!"
2012-03-29 02:44:43 AM  
2 votes:

ImpendingCynic: 9beers: ChuDogg: George Zimmerman HAS NO FACE. TREYVON LITERALLY BEAT HIS FACE OFF!

By the way, Zimmerman's account is that Martin punched him one time, in the nose, which sent Zimmerman to the ground. Stop acting as if people are claiming that Martin was pounding his face into mush.

Who's claiming that Martin was pounding his face into mush? Oh, right, it was you:

9beers 2012-03-22 11:48:39 PM "Lets not forget though that we have an eyewitness that saw Martin pummeling Zimmerman"

9beers 2012-03-23 01:40:53 AM "The next fact we have is that Martin was on top of Zimmerman beating his ass."


STOP USING CHRISTMAS TROLL'S WORDS TO SUGGEST CHRISTMAS TROLL IS A LIAR!!!!
2012-03-29 01:27:14 AM  
2 votes:
Hey Guys! DId anybody catch this shot????

i39.tinypic.com

You SEE That???

Hold on let me enhance it a bit....

i40.tinypic.com

George Zimmerman HAS NO FACE. TREYVON LITERALLY BEAT HIS FACE OFF!
2012-03-29 01:22:24 AM  
2 votes:

CornDog in 2012: So if this turns Out like the duke case, will everyone apologize?


Yes. If it turns out Trayvon Martin faked his death just to get George Zimmerman in trouble, I suspect a lot of people will apologize.

And, unless Trayvon Martin is alive somewhere laughing at all the trouble he stirred up, I don't see how it possibly be ANYTHING like the Duke case.
2012-03-29 12:53:20 AM  
2 votes:
He was white enough to stand his ground but dark enough to hide the bruises. He is the perfect man.
2012-03-29 12:52:59 AM  
2 votes:
What Zimmerman saw:

i1222.photobucket.com

What Trayvon saw:

i1222.photobucket.com
2012-03-29 12:50:39 AM  
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: Just like everyone else, Fark can't discuss this without absolutes.


No, I operate on gradients:

www.bitlogic.com
2012-03-29 12:11:15 AM  
2 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-03-28 11:18:27 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 11:11:03 PM  
2 votes:

I Said: I enhanced the image. There is clearly a conspiracy in this story that involves the media and black people.

Link (new window)


img.photobucket.com
2012-03-28 11:01:30 PM  
2 votes:

gonzoduke: 9beers: So why aren't we talking about the dozens of black teens that looted a Miami Walgreens today in what they called a "Treyvon Martin protest"? You know, I haven't even seen this reported on TV today, why do you think that is?

Dude, really, you're not helping matters at all. So please, just stop.


I don't think he can. He's invested so much of his own identity and self worth in this he seriously can't bring himself to turn away. This guy appears to have spent something like three days without sleep constantly posting when this story first broke out, and since then has only taken breaks long enough to take catnaps (or score more meth, who knows what keeps him going). He keeps making dramatic statements about how he's tired of arguing with idiots and so he's storming out, only to post literally minutes later.

I have to say, it's become a really impressive train wreck. It's like watching a multi hour video compilation of people accidentally getting hit in the nuts. It has no real value, it shouldn't really even be funny, you want to stop watching, but it's too farking hilarious.
2012-03-28 10:55:57 PM  
2 votes:

Raharu: Warthog: His nose does look broken to me, and in one of those screen shots you can see scrapes on the back of his head.

Could you Zoom and enhance for us?


Fine. Took me a little while, but here. I warn you, having this video out there could start a final count down towards things never being the same again.
2012-03-28 10:41:25 PM  
2 votes:
WAIT!!!!! STOP POSTING!!!!!

The reason we keep going in circles is because we are stuck in a temporal loop! I must have been trying to tell myself this from previous experiences. There are three condensation rings on my desk yet I only have had one bombay saphire and tonic. It all makes sense now.


I'm gonna need some ball bearings, 30 weight oil and an inverted Tachyon pulse to get us out of this mess.
2012-03-28 10:22:49 PM  
2 votes:

9beers: Mrtraveler01: But they're in no way racist...

You know dude, you're kind of dimwitted with all your racist talk. I decided to go over to Strormfront to see how real racists are reacting to this and guess what, the only thing they're concerned about is Zimmerman being labeled as white. They couldn't give a fark less that a Hispanic might be accused of killing a black. So see buddy, you're kind of a fool because white racists don't give a fark about anything other than other white people.

The real racists in this are people pulling the race card. You know, about 99% of the black population and most Farkers.


You want racist? Just this morning as I was noshing on a bagel at Panera I overheard two guys in the booth behind me. " So, all that Mexican dude did was basically deprive some fat white girl of a possible baby daddy."

/bagels farking hurt when projected out of your nostrils.
2012-03-28 09:49:07 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Then why is there an investigation going on?


Because the blacks are uppity.
2012-03-28 09:47:51 PM  
2 votes:
I see the Fark CSI brigade is out in force today...
2012-03-28 09:47:03 PM  
2 votes:
So the lottery is up to over 500 mil

Who do you think is gonna win?

What would you do with all that money?

I personally would kick the mod who keeps greenlighting this crap right in the nuts
2012-03-28 09:46:12 PM  
2 votes:

MBK: robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.

AND HE HAD A SCREWDRIVER!

Why wasn't he executed in his high school's playground!?


He forgot his hoodie at home that day.
2012-03-28 09:41:19 PM  
2 votes:
Well, the video shows he's a liar on THIS, but it ALSO shows he's not one of those whiny fatties who complains about their genes and buckled down to lose that weight. So good for you, George Zimmerman!
2012-03-28 09:40:34 PM  
2 votes:
OJ did it.
2012-03-28 09:22:50 PM  
2 votes:
he dont look too banged up in that video.


if I had to guess with my Official Fark GED in lawyerin'..



hes majorly farked.
2012-03-28 08:39:17 PM  
2 votes:
Take a look at the law man,
beating up the wrong guy.
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know.
He's in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?

I need a new planet.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-03-28 08:04:26 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.


AND HE HAD A SCREWDRIVER!

Why wasn't he executed in his high school's playground!?
2012-03-28 08:02:19 PM  
2 votes:
Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?
2012-03-29 10:23:07 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Degenz: That's not even close to "proving" it, which was your original premise and what I replied to.

I said "basically prove".


If facepalms could be harnessed to provide energy your posts would be the solution to our dependence on foreign oil.
2012-03-29 09:47:55 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Degenz: How old are you, 12?

You're an idiot.

(2)A law enforcement agency may use standard procedures for investigating the use of force as described in subsection (1), but the agency may not arrest the person for using force unless it determines that there is probable cause that the force that was used was unlawful.


That's not even close to "proving" it, which was your original premise and what I replied to. Probable cause is the exact same standard used to bring charges in any criminal case. You cherry pick some crap out of the statute and think it wins the argument? Haha, you are one hopeless moran.
2012-03-29 03:59:29 PM  
1 votes:
sure thunderpipes, you know the law.

you think a person has to have a reasonable fear for their life, that they are about to be murdered essentially, or in the alternate that they need to wait until they take a punch square in the nose before they can lawfully defend themselves, but you still know the law.
right.

except for being wrong about every facet of the law in play here, you know it real good. I'm sure.

you're a god damn intellectual giant. thunderpipes, what we need to do is get your big brain working on cold fusion. if we could just tap genius intellect that you have but everyone you've ever met somehow misses, you'd solve the worlds energy problems I bet.
2012-03-29 01:11:51 PM  
1 votes:
Will it hurt if the police just start releasing evidence? At this point, no way to taint a possible jury, would be impossible anywhere for a fair trial if he was charged. Could maybe knock out a whole bunch of speculation. I would assume they took pictures of Zimmerman's injuries, statements from the EMT's, other photos and statements, etc.

No sense in disarming a bomb after it's gone off, as Jack Ryan would say.

I think Zimmerman will be cleared. Then he should start the lawsuit machine and go after every single party that wronged him, he will need lifetime protection which is not cheap. The police Chief who was forced to step down should sue the crap out of the town as well. Spike Lee, anybody famous, and even Obama should be sued for civil rights violations.
2012-03-29 12:44:33 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: Hey, I'm at least glad I don't sit around all night defending the murder of an unarmed teenager.

I mean, at least I won that in life.


So now the kid is a double amputee?

So much revisionist history going on in this thread.
2012-03-29 12:42:47 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, I'm at least glad I don't sit around all night defending the murder of an unarmed teenager.

I mean, at least I won that in life.
2012-03-29 11:41:07 AM  
1 votes:
At this point, the only reason I click on these threads is for the seal pics.

Now back to your previously scheduled WHARRGARBL.
2012-03-29 11:32:28 AM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: rufus-t-firefly: dittybopper: rufus-t-firefly: Watch the video of him at the police station again (preferably the YouTube version, since the ABC logo isn't in the way). He appears to have defined pectoral muscles.

I appear to have defined pectoral muscles. In reality, they are proto-manboobs, and I'm about the same height and weight as Zimmerman.

If they jiggle, then you have a point. But, I can't speak for you...Zimmerman just looks...thuggish.

Dun dun DUNNNNNN.

Like I said, I'm the same height and weight as Zimmerman, and we both used to be significantly more overweight.

But judge for yourself: This is me last year (Feb 2011), and me this year (Jan 2012).

[i43.tinypic.com image 245x480][i39.tinypic.com image 245x480]

I don't think I'm significantly more bad-ass simply because I dropped 50+ lbs.


I can't say I'm terrified of a man with a face like that.

/No offense
2012-03-29 10:27:21 AM  
1 votes:
Lets just continue ignoring the fact that an officer can be seen clearly examining the back of Zimmerman's head at 51 seconds into the video. Nope nothing to see here, move along.
2012-03-29 10:19:38 AM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: At least they stay on topic, troll.


You calling someone else a troll threatens to create a recursive loop that will cause the universe to swallow itself like an ouroboros.
2012-03-29 10:12:24 AM  
1 votes:
media.moronail.net
2012-03-29 09:56:19 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Oh Jesus, the Bruce Lee brigade jumps in. Yes, body weight is the only thing that matters. Height, reach, aggression, throwing the first punch, nothing matters but weight. Yup.


Certainly didn't start that war, sizzlechest. Folks on here, I thought you might have been one but I won't make that an assertion, were making light that they thought people thought Fat Orange Shirt could catch Future All America.
2012-03-29 09:23:54 AM  
1 votes:
WHAT AN INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT.

I wonder what our legal expert on self-defense has to say...

Ctrl-F for "scerpes"

DavidVincent DavidVincent DavidVincent

This incident killed Trayvon and an alt. May the former Rest in Peace.
2012-03-29 09:14:39 AM  
1 votes:

Phinn: BREAKING NEWS!!! MUST CREDIT PHINN!!!

The police found another photo of Zimmerman. This one was taken the next day, as he went to his office. It clearly proves he had no remorse whatsoever for shooting Stuyvon. Farking racist!

[s14.postimage.org image 640x659]


i.imgur.com
2012-03-29 09:03:35 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: What did Tray do?


You haven't the slightest idea what "Tray" did.
2012-03-29 08:50:49 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-03-29 08:26:02 AM  
1 votes:
if you don't think you're under arrest when you're handcuffed, put in the back of a police car and taken to the station, then you're not actually thinking. Was he charged?...no, arrested, definitely!
2012-03-29 08:25:50 AM  
1 votes:
www.nasa.gov

Don't worry, everyone... I'm working on a second batch now.
2012-03-29 07:40:28 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: stebain: CornDog in 2012: So if this turns Out like the duke case, will everyone apologize?

Yes. If Trayvon Martin is lying and is not really dead, I will absolutely apologize. I will come to meet you wherever you choose, and genuflect with grace and apologize profusely.

That's not funny, Obama's daughter suffered by their hands.


cuppacafe.com
'mornin, Thunderpipes.
2012-03-29 07:20:21 AM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: stebain: CornDog in 2012: So if this turns Out like the duke case, will everyone apologize?

Yes. If Trayvon Martin is lying and is not really dead, I will absolutely apologize. I will come to meet you wherever you choose, and genuflect with grace and apologize profusely.

That's not funny, Obama's daughter suffered by their hands.


It breaks my heart to think of that poor, deaf, blind girl hiding out from the Nazis all those lonely years.
2012-03-29 03:03:11 AM  
1 votes:

ChimbleySweep: Apropos of nothing, after skimming this thread, I feel like the only person on Fark who has filled out demographic surveys that include a checkbox for "White (Non-Hispanic)" and "White (Hispanic)."

'Hispanic' is not universally 'brown person.'
Hispanic is an ethnicity, not a race. That's why it's answered separately from race questions.


Look, this is predominately a North American website, so can you please repeat your post in Ingles, pot favor?
2012-03-29 02:15:29 AM  
1 votes:
Applying ice to an injured area can also help speed up the healing process. Hmmm....

img607.imageshack.us
2012-03-29 01:55:49 AM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: image.

heh, how can that penguin be racist? He's black, white, yellow...what color is he not?
/Red? He's red on the inside.
2012-03-29 01:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
I see skin color. He'll I've got eyes I can see color. I just don't give a hoot about a persons color.

CSB:

I got pulled over for driving while white. It was in Miami in the 1980's here is how it went.

Brother: Fark this doesn't look right I think we need to go back.
Me: ok I'll go around the block.

Flashing red lights in mirror.

Cop: what are you doing on this street
Me: I'm lost and going around the block to turn around.
Cop: are you sure your not here to buy drugs.
Me: no sir.
Brother: officer she can't do drugs she's in the Army.
Cop: really.
Me: yes sir
Cop: (to brother) you look like my best friend from high school.
Cop: (to me) I am going to escort you out of this area. Follow me.
Me: thank you sir
Cop: no problem

See there is no such thing as white privilege.
2012-03-29 01:33:44 AM  
1 votes:

9beers: Your problem is that you assume that a person that isn't sitting here making excuses for the problems blacks face is also sitting here cheering because one was shot dead.


img31.imageshack.us
2012-03-29 01:10:39 AM  
1 votes:

osafer:
Dude say what you want, I don't care what you think.. I am comfortable in my own skin. and according to you, I should be thankful it is white.... It is funny to me that a liberal only see skin color and a Conservative only sees a human....


Oh, and just because you seem to think conservatives "only see a human"....

Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Treyvon
More racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Treyvon
Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Whitney Houston
Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Michelle Obama
Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Muslims
Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Whitney Houston's daughter
Racist comments on Fox News comment boards about Sheila Jackson Lee

Yess... conservatives are so enlightened about the whole race thing, it's the liberals who are the real racists.
2012-03-29 12:58:49 AM  
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm honestly not racist.

I'll bet you have black friends too.


Mr. Z does. They even go on TV for him.

This case has everything except French Mimes.
2012-03-29 12:42:56 AM  
1 votes:
Videos are often unreliabel for clearly showing injuries. Many wounds, bruising simply do not show up or stand out, unless the video is deliberately used to document thos injuries, up close, in high resolution.

The media knows this..but they don't care. They want to make a martyr out of this kid. Most of the zombies following MSNBC and many other sources think Martin was a scrawny 12 year old, and Zimmerman a KKK-robe wearing pure-anglo racist who wandered the streets shooting at minorities.

From the limited descriptions of eye witnesses, the self defense case is plausible. Zimmerman was attacked, after he stopped following Martin. Martin returned..he did not stand ground, he moved into position, and initiated the assault. Zimmerman defended himself. This is according to witness testimony, not claims of a people not there, or who saw the scene after the fact but from actual witnesses.

But hey, just remember, the media is always right from the start. Just ask those Duke lacrosse players.
2012-03-29 12:41:52 AM  
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: How many World Wars did Africa start again?


They bombed Pearl Harbor, asshole.
2012-03-29 12:39:48 AM  
1 votes:
I bet Zimmerman isn't even in this country legally. His real name is probably Pablo Tequila. I bet he stole this white man's ID do he could do this as a white man.


Heck. He probably used a gun he bought from Eric Holder. It would explain why he's being protected...hiding for his life and all.
2012-03-29 12:12:53 AM  
1 votes:

Fireproof: osafer: I came from nothing and earned everything I have no one gave me anything,

I'm sure you fed and clothed yourself as a baby. Everyone does in America, right? And I'm sure you also went to nothing but private schools and have never once driven on a public road, right?


cache.gawker.com

"I've been on foodstamps and welfare, did anyone help me out?"
2012-03-29 12:09:25 AM  
1 votes:

osafer: itazurakko: osafer: Revmachine21: Checked the videos, and agree it's not good enough quality to see smaller details.

That said, if you shot somebody who was beating you up because "you feared for your life", I kind of expect a person to look worse than this, and have stuff wrong with him that would be more visible.

He's upright, walking well with out any gingerness, no bandages, no ripped clothing, he's got balance, nobody is helping him maintain balance, or helping him walk.

I saw worse messes in high school fistfights.

How long after the fight was the video taken? 5 minutes, 20 minutes, 2 hours? Why did they cut off the time stamp? This whole case stinks, it happened over a month ago, but now the media is blowing it up, calling a Hispanic a white guy, fanning the racial division in our country for no reason. This case may or may not have anything to do with race, but according to the powers to be it is all about race. I hate racebaters exploiting this tragedy to push their agenda. I am looking at you Jackson and Sharpton....

The POLICE initially called the guy a white guy.

Protip: If people's first gut reaction of you seeing you on the street in person is that you're white, you have white privilege. That's how it works. Doesn't mean you need to identify as white.

[www.latimes.com image 600x400]

What a white guy might look like...

And on a side note shove you f-ing white privilege up your ass, I came from nothing and earned everything I have no one gave me anything, I refuse to feel guilt over some made up term as white privilege


If you were walking in a neighborhood at night while wearing a hoodie and eating skittles, do you think that some gun-ho overzealous vigilante watchdog would start stalking you in his car and accusing you of being a criminal? If you answered no, then I'm afraid that you do have white privilege*, whether you like to admit it or not.

If you're white and you don't admit that it's great, then you're an asshole. (new window)

*or at the very least, "not-being-black" privilege
2012-03-29 12:04:32 AM  
1 votes:
And on a side note shove you f-ing white privilege up your ass, I came from nothing and earned everything I have no one gave me anything, I refuse to feel guilt over some made up term as white privilege

You might be said to have issues. Just sayin'.
2012-03-28 11:59:06 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Ah the Zapruder film. If you look closely you can see the scratch up and left. Up and to the left. Up. Left.


Black, and to the left...
2012-03-28 11:47:08 PM  
1 votes:
Are you a 30-something skinhead?

Do yourself a favor, and listen to 9-1-1 when they tell you not to accost a black child in a dark neighborhood.

The more you know.
2012-03-28 11:46:42 PM  
1 votes:
Oh yeah, has no one posted a link to the story about Zimmerman's lawyer skipping out on an MSNBC interview at the last second, thus resulting in Lawrence O'Donnell grilling an empty chair?

/Submitted it, but it was redlit
2012-03-28 11:38:11 PM  
1 votes:

Daraymann: gaspode: I did couch it in hyperbole, but as a serious question.. can you imagine that if the shooting had been the other way around that the kid would have been anything other than jail-bound?

Um, the shooter was taken to jail. You DID see the video, right?

/Way to race bait.


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2012-03-28 11:31:51 PM  
1 votes:

Daraymann: gaspode: Daraymann:
/If the shooter was black, nobody would care.


If the shooter was black he would be in jail or a morgue. The police don't fark about when its an armed black man. I mean are you seriously suggesting that if Martin had shot Zimmerman dead he would have been let off without charge? really really?

But the shooter was Mexican, so I guess they get a free pass now.


i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 11:27:33 PM  
1 votes:

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Who's the liberal cumquat that keeps posting these stupid headlines?


Shaft!

/can you dig it?
2012-03-28 11:22:51 PM  
1 votes:

CallMeGomer: So attack me.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-28 11:20:24 PM  
1 votes:

Daraymann: Nope, the media is not race baiting. Not at all.

/If the shooter was black, nobody would care.
//FARK those walrus pictures.


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 11:12:48 PM  
1 votes:

Dinki: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: He was wearing a red sweater according to the witness statement. I imagine he took it off because it was dirty from being ambushed by a crazy burglar kid. Of course you don't care enough to read the official police report like I did.

Um, no. The police report clearly says Zimmerman was wearing a red jacket, just like in the video. I'm sorry you have such poor reading ability.


Hey, come on. He was so proud he had read the official police report, ALL BY HIMSELF. Let's let him have his moment.
2012-03-28 11:11:57 PM  
1 votes:
Why are we just now being told about this couched being brought handcuffed into a police station now? You know, to a lot of people, that's kinda what being placed under arrest means, and it would be nice if the farking news idiots could get us a straight story for once.
2012-03-28 11:05:51 PM  
1 votes:
I enhanced the image. There is clearly a conspiracy in this story that involves the media and black people.

Link (new window)
2012-03-28 11:03:46 PM  
1 votes:

gaspode: ElBarto79: I see someone snooping around my neighbors house and follow him. The guy gets pissed, turns the tables on me, knocks me to the ground and begins beating the crap out of me.

At what point am I allowed to pull out my gun and shoot him? If I shoot him is it self defense or murder?

If he has his hands around your throat, or you are actually injured.. if you are LEGITIMATELY IN REAL FEAR OF DEATH, then and only then could you even begin to justify being judge, jury and executioner. And fark your story needs to stack up after because you just killed someone.

In this case that appears just a ridiculous scenario to present.


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-03-28 11:01:29 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Poor 9beers. For a guy who was sick of all this, he sure seems to come back for more.


img683.imageshack.us

I got nowhere else to go!!!
2012-03-28 10:59:46 PM  
1 votes:

ChuDogg: Looks like a giant welt to me.


On Zimmerman's forehead?

MAH GAWD KING MARTIN JUST PILEDROVE ZIMMERMAN INTO THE CONCRETE! STAWP THE DAHMN MATCH!

WAIT! THAT'S BERNIE GOETZ'S MUSIC!
2012-03-28 10:58:36 PM  
1 votes:
The grainy freeze-frames are awesome. You get a better view of any grainy video by watching it in motion. Still, for all the claims that this one is "grainy," the resolution isn't bad at all.

Good news for Zimmerman, though, is that he can sell his forehead skin on eBay to cover his quality legal defense fund.
2012-03-28 10:57:23 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: Why is he wearing Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" jacket?


Because his Thriller jacket was at the dry cleaners.
2012-03-28 10:54:52 PM  
1 votes:
Poor 9beers. For a guy who was sick of all this, he sure seems to come back for more. Even as things sort of seem grim in Mudville, he knows that the Great Casey will come to bat.

Seriously, if you're not getting paid to be in these threads...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
2012-03-28 10:54:49 PM  
1 votes:

The Great EZE: I want Zimmerman to go on trial just to see if his lawyers will use the "LOOK OVER THERE!" defense like so many of our Outraged Zimmerman Defenders right now.


I don't know. It's hard to top their "he's not racist, his friends are black" defense.
2012-03-28 10:53:29 PM  
1 votes:

ChuDogg: [i43.tinypic.com image 640x313]

Anybody else see this?


Is that,,,Jesus?
2012-03-28 10:51:40 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: So why aren't we talking about the dozens of black teens that looted a Miami Walgreens today in what they called a "Treyvon Martin protest"? You know, I haven't even seen this reported on TV today, why do you think that is?


If Obama had 100 children they'd look like THIS
2012-03-28 10:50:04 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: So why aren't we talking about the dozens of black teens that looted a Miami Walgreens today in what they called a "Treyvon Martin protest"? You know, I haven't even seen this reported on TV today, why do you think that is?


What do you mean? You're talking about it right now - though I can't say you're making it very interesting. You aren't a very good writer - your sentences just don't "pop". Maybe you should try to break the ice with a little humor.
2012-03-28 10:48:05 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: So why aren't we talking about the dozens of black teens that looted a Miami Walgreens today in what they called a "Treyvon Martin protest"? You know, I haven't even seen this reported on TV today, why do you think that is?


So uhhh...Trayvon deserved to get shot and Sara Palin is automatically President?
2012-03-28 10:37:46 PM  
1 votes:
I'm really shocked at the responses---cuts are treated differently by first responders (from liquid wound to a cut being coagulated deemed not urgent to treat, etc). I've seen people come in with a cut they didn't know existed (thought it was a bruise when it was a small eschar covered hematoma to people coming in with a abd pad over a small cat scratch.

It really just depends on who saw it (or didn't), how they treated (or didn't) and if it would show up on a grainy camera (it possibly wouldn't). Regardless, they need to investigate this--but how anyone could declare this proves anything--either way---well you're just showing your bias.
2012-03-28 10:37:27 PM  
1 votes:

Rincewind53: badhatharry: [29.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

http://i.imgur.com/14Es0.jpg


Are you a seal master?!
2012-03-28 10:33:36 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently, he just needed a beer or two...

lh5.googleusercontent.com

It just activates his Healing Factor...
2012-03-28 10:32:34 PM  
1 votes:
I've posted numerous times and people keep posting the same BS, so I'll just say this and walk away...

It's a video that's 240p at best. You can't make these details out at that quality. I think Zimmerman committed a crime and Zimmerman should be charged. That said, you're not helping by trying to form a lynch mob based on bullshiat. Something some guy said up above about CSI "Zoom and Enhance" is dead on. It's 240p at best, and nothing is going to make it better. You can't see what you think you're seeing. Focus on the reality and not the hype.

/Then again, this is Fark, so I guess no one gives a shiat what is said here anyway... but hey, I'll try to do my part wherever I am
2012-03-28 10:32:23 PM  
1 votes:

Fubar: Just showed my dad the video. His response?

"I don't think that's him"


Well, given that the derp brigade kept reminding us how MORBIDLY OBESE Zimmerman was, so obese he could never have run chased after Martin, I can see how your father would be confused when seeing someone on tape that looks in better shape than the cops.
2012-03-28 10:32:09 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Mrtraveler01: So these aren't racist?

How is reposting a picture racist? In that case it wasn't Martin but just posting a picture you believe to be somebody isn't racist.


i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 10:30:55 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Mrtraveler01: So these aren't racist?

How is reposting a picture racist? In that case it wasn't Martin but just posting a picture you believe to be somebody isn't racist.


If you can't tell two black people apart when pictured side by side, you might be a racist.
2012-03-28 10:27:06 PM  
1 votes:
Just showed my dad the video. His response?

"I don't think that's him"
2012-03-28 10:24:00 PM  
1 votes:

freetomato: RexTalionis: I was lead to believe that he was morbidly obese. That guy doesn't look morbidly obese.

Naw, he's just a ham-head.


Hey! BE NICE TO HAM!


/mmmmm, ham..
2012-03-28 10:23:40 PM  
1 votes:
LouDobbsAwaaaayIf he was treated for head wounds, he would have bandages.

right, EMT would have treated every little injury if only for liability purposes.

this story is falling faster that a catholic girls prom dress
2012-03-28 10:22:39 PM  
1 votes:

9beers: Mrtraveler01: But they're in no way racist...

You know dude, you're kind of dimwitted with all your racist talk. I decided to go over to Strormfront to see how real racists are reacting to this and guess what, the only thing they're concerned about is Zimmerman being labeled as white. They couldn't give a fark less that a Hispanic might be accused of killing a black. So see buddy, you're kind of a fool because white racists don't give a fark about anything other than other white people.

The real racists in this are people pulling the race card. You know, about 99% of the black population and most Farkers.


Anyone who uses the phrase "pulling the race card" is a racist. :D
2012-03-28 10:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

Raharu: Kid had it coming anyway.


He only had himself to blame.
If you'd had been there.
If you'd had seen it.
You would have done the same.
2012-03-28 10:14:44 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: Doesn't seem to be any grass stains on his clothes either. I can believe in EMTs with healing powers +15, I'm not sure if I believe EMTs come equipped with club soda.


Yeah, that's the part that bothers me about the video. Can't really tell if the nose is broke. There is some kind of black line on the back of his head that could be a cut or a crappy shave job. But, where are the grass stains? There is no doubt they aren't present in the video.

The other part that bothers me is the lackadaisical attitude. You're escorting a prisoner who just shot someone for farks sake take your hands out of your damn pocket Officer Fatso!

Definitively gives a lot of credence to the idea the Sanford PD is incompetent.
2012-03-28 10:13:07 PM  
1 votes:

TheAgeOfEgos: I don't know the facts yet (Nor does anyone really)--but I worked ER for a number of years--and typically when someone showed up, they had already been treated at scene by first responders. One, cops don't like blood in their seat, two cops don't like lawsuits about possible concussions not treated/inspect at scene and three until you know someone's guilt it's the right thing to do (treat/triage).

The cop looks at the back of his head for a moment, which could have easily been cleaned/coagulated dark by that time and not show up on this video.

Still, he certainly does not look as rough as the descriptions--so guess back to waiting for more evidence/facts.


And as a card carrying latino, I really do not show bruises that easily when first injured.

But now that my status has been upgraded to white, i expect that to change.
2012-03-28 10:09:36 PM  
1 votes:
I anticipate well-reasoned and logical responses in this thread.
2012-03-28 10:09:15 PM  
1 votes:
Trayvon Martin was murdered by George Zimmerman. Case closed.
2012-03-28 10:07:57 PM  
1 votes:

DavidVincent: Snuffybud: DavidVincent: [johnhicks.com image 169x213]

"Would you let us collect the evidence, ma'am?"

Get the fark out of here, you multi-alt troll. We outed you last night, do we have to do it again?

I don't have an alt. It wouldn't matter one iota I did.


You posted as Scerpes, then corrected yourself as DavidVincent. There's a special place in Fark hell for people like you. Maybe you should pay attention to who you are logged in as.

i1199.photobucket.com
2012-03-28 10:07:51 PM  
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: eraser8: Thunderpipes: Police reports and evidence. Unlike the liberal morons who base everything off crying and wah wah and guilt.

The police report -- other than recording Zimmerman's claims -- had nothing in it that would tend to justify your accusation against Martin.

So, what is this "evidence" that you have?

Zimmerman's statement, his injuries, and eye witness testimoney. What is your evidence that NO_LIMIT_* was a perfect little angel? Oh, nothing but speculation?


At first glance, lack of visible physical injury might SEEM like fact or evidence. But it's not. Thunderpipes will now explain why....
2012-03-28 10:06:27 PM  
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: I still can't understand why he hasn't been arrested. He's recorded on the 911 call as saying he's in his car following the kid. He's told not to do that. The fact that he even ends up outside his car near the kid in a position to feel "threatened" means he put himself there. That should be all it takes to remove the Stand Your Ground defense.


I'm still on the fence about his guilt but I've seen this one particular falsehood endlessly repeated - "the police told him to stop", "the police told him to return to his car" etc., etc. Let's be very clear, at no point did anyone tell Zimmerman to stop, no one told him to return to his car, no one told him "don't do that". What the police dispatcher said, verbatim, was "we don't need you to do that". It's the difference between a suggestion, and a specific instruction. It may well have been irresponsible for him to follow Martin but it was not illegal for him to do so, and he was not violating any orders from the police because they never gave him any clear instructions to stop.
2012-03-28 10:06:03 PM  
1 votes:
KILL WHITEY!!!!!!
2012-03-28 09:55:35 PM  
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Who's the liberal cumquat that keeps posting these stupid headlines?

Seriously?


Semenquat?
2012-03-28 09:55:04 PM  
1 votes:
I just don't understand why Chaz Bono would do such a thing and lie about it.

(S)He seemed like such a nice person on Dancing with the Stars.
2012-03-28 09:54:36 PM  
1 votes:

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Who's the liberal cumquat that keeps posting these stupid headlines?


Seriously?
2012-03-28 09:52:39 PM  
1 votes:

LindyJohn: I see the Fark CSI brigade is out in force today...


You should have seen a few days ago. There were charts and maps and sh*t.
2012-03-28 09:51:15 PM  
1 votes:

immrlizard: I don't see a way that this case can be settled and not have some group really miffed.


At least if Zimmerman goes to prison, the miffed ones will be conservatives.

Normal people will be happy.
2012-03-28 09:50:35 PM  
1 votes:
This video is going to drive the black people CRAZY. If we thought they were mad before.....

bajan.files.wordpress.com

I would hate to be a white hispanic out on the streets tonight.
2012-03-28 09:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
Doesn't seem to be any grass stains on his clothes either. I can believe in EMTs with healing powers +15, I'm not sure if I believe EMTs come equipped with club soda.
2012-03-28 09:48:25 PM  
1 votes:
Why is he wearing Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" jacket?
2012-03-28 09:48:07 PM  
1 votes:

SoCalSurfer: So the lottery is up to over 500 mil

Who do you think is gonna win?

What would you do with all that money?

I personally would kick the mod who keeps greenlighting this crap right in the nuts


You know, there are like 8 steps you have to get through to actually see this thread. You can avoid it if you want to. But you have to be a petulant whiner about it.
2012-03-28 09:46:32 PM  
1 votes:
I still can't understand why he hasn't been arrested. He's recorded on the 911 call as saying he's in his car following the kid. He's told not to do that. The fact that he even ends up outside his car near the kid in a position to feel "threatened" means he put himself there. That should be all it takes to remove the Stand Your Ground defense.
2012-03-28 09:45:34 PM  
1 votes:

SoCalSurfer: Omfg, he should get off just to spite everyone. How many stories can we have today about this?


About the amount of stories regarding this issue:

captionsearch.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
i1.kym-cdn.com
memeorama.com
memeorama.com
2pep.com
2012-03-28 09:44:42 PM  
1 votes:

Hale-Bopp: Is that a butt crack on his head?


Nope. That would be the ass-hat he wears at all times.
2012-03-28 09:33:52 PM  
1 votes:
Omfg, he should get off just to spite everyone. How many stories can we have today about this?
2012-03-28 09:30:01 PM  
1 votes:
Pretty good EMTs who didn't even need bandages on a head wound that Zimmerman's lawyer said "nearly required stitches." However, it's pretty standard that after medical attention, a broken nose won't look farked up at all. EVERYONE knows that.
2012-03-28 09:21:31 PM  
1 votes:
Screenshots

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

A little frustration

i.imgur.com
2012-03-28 09:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
I'll be over here holding my breath for all the guys who called me a homosexual for believing that Zimmerman was lying to come in here and apologize.
2012-03-28 08:36:29 PM  
1 votes:
images.picturesdepot.com

Another Zimmerman who lied.


/about his name
2012-03-28 08:16:37 PM  
1 votes:
Bu...bu...why would Zimmerman lie to us!? It's not like his very freedom depended on it.
2012-03-28 07:50:50 PM  
1 votes:
Farva!
 
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