FARK.com: (7020478) George Zimmerman on video after the shooting. Funny, those massive head injuries seem to have healed fast, and where's all the blood that should have stained his shirt from shooting someone who was on top of him?

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		George Zimmerman on video after the shooting. Funny, those massive head injuries seem to have healed fast, and where's all the blood that should have stained his shirt from shooting someone who was on top of him? (abcnews.go.com)		1167
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Sgygus		2012-03-28 07:44:17 PM

Good questions. Whar blood, whar?

swaniefrmreddeer		2012-03-28 07:46:27 PM

He even has a shaved head. Didn't he say his was bounced off the concrete a few times? You'd think he would have some cuts or bruises. I just watched it on CNN HD, and I could see nothing.

skinnycatullus		2012-03-28 07:50:50 PM

Farva!

Blues_X		2012-03-28 07:52:05 PM

"The new Starbucks Blonde Roast" ad at the start was just a bit ironic.

"Lighter... Mellower..."

Roook		2012-03-28 07:52:21 PM

Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?

cameroncrazy1984		2012-03-28 07:53:11 PM

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?

Yep. Shocking that he doesn't! Absolutely shocking!

GAT_00		2012-03-28 07:53:53 PM

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?

That would be the medical attention he claimed he needed.

Earguy		2012-03-28 07:56:20 PM

Oh boy, this could be big.

RexTalionis		2012-03-28 07:58:24 PM

I was lead to believe that he was morbidly obese. That guy doesn't look morbidly obese.

wrytrzcrmp		2012-03-28 07:59:01 PM

You sillies, this was BEFORE the shooting. He was there for instructions.

robsul82		2012-03-28 08:02:16 PM

I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.

DeltaPunch		2012-03-28 08:02:19 PM

Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?

MBK		2012-03-28 08:04:26 PM

robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.

AND HE HAD A SCREWDRIVER!

Why wasn't he executed in his high school's playground!?

GAT_00		2012-03-28 08:06:00 PM

DeltaPunch: Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?

We can move on when he's charged with murder. Plus the GOP is actually supporting Zimmerman for murdering the kid. In every way, this needs to be an issue.

The Great EZE		2012-03-28 08:16:37 PM

Bu...bu...why would Zimmerman lie to us!? It's not like his very freedom depended on it.

The Great EZE		2012-03-28 08:36:11 PM

But seriously, how much clout does this not-even-a-rent-a-cop have around the neighborhood that "witnesses" are willing to lie for him? A dead _black kid in your nice little gated community is one thing. A neighborhood of people conspiring to help the killer is a whole new level of unsavory.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-03-28 08:36:29 PM

Another Zimmerman who lied.

/about his name

MorrisBird		2012-03-28 08:39:17 PM

Take a look at the law man,
beating up the wrong guy.
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know.
He's in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?

I need a new planet.

RexTalionis		2012-03-28 08:40:19 PM

MorrisBird: Take a look at the law man,
beating up the wrong guy.
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know.
He's in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?

I need a new planet.

+1

Dinki		2012-03-28 08:56:40 PM

Earguy: Oh boy, this could be big.

Yep. It looks more and more like a shiaty coverup by the police trying to hide the fact that they just assumed it was another dead black kid and nobody would even notice.

GAT_00		2012-03-28 08:58:41 PM

Dinki: Earguy: Oh boy, this could be big.

Yep. It looks more and more like a shiaty coverup by the police trying to hide the fact that they just assumed it was another dead black kid and nobody would even notice.

Uh yeah.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-03-28 09:04:01 PM

I'll be over here holding my breath for all the guys who called me a homosexual for believing that Zimmerman was lying to come in here and apologize.

I'm Yukon Cornelius		2012-03-28 09:06:19 PM

looks like i'm gonna need a lot of popcorn...

Sgygus		2012-03-28 09:07:11 PM

Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

GAT_00		2012-03-28 09:08:27 PM

Oh good, green. As is proper.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-03-28 09:08:34 PM

Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.

I'm Yukon Cornelius		2012-03-28 09:13:44 PM

thought I should point this out: Funeral director: No injuries on Trayvon's hands (new window)

now this gets even more interesting!

alkhemy		2012-03-28 09:14:06 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.

You can if you're really good at it...

MorrisBird		2012-03-28 09:15:54 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.

And yet, you can turn blue. You can't explain that.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-28 09:17:06 PM

Well... it got better

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-03-28 09:17:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.

Passing out and hitting your head on something, on the other hand.

Party Boy		2012-03-28 09:21:31 PM

Screenshots

A little frustration

elffster		2012-03-28 09:22:50 PM

he dont look too banged up in that video.

if I had to guess with my Official Fark GED in lawyerin'..

hes majorly farked.

MisterTweak		2012-03-28 09:24:29 PM

skinnycatullus: Farva!

Damned if one of them wasn't the spitting image, too!

PainInTheASP		2012-03-28 09:24:55 PM

Don't the police typically wear latex gloves when there's a danger that they will come into contact with blood and other body fluids in the course of their job? Why aren't the police wearing gloves here? They would have had time to get some and put them on before touching the suspect.

/I sure as hell would have been wearing gloves if there was blood involved.

elffster		2012-03-28 09:25:50 PM

I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

cameroncrazy1984		2012-03-28 09:27:18 PM

elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

If there was a real number less than zero, that would be it.

GAT_00		2012-03-28 09:27:29 PM

elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

There won't be many. They'll have to get the talking points first.

Party Boy		2012-03-28 09:29:25 PM

MisterTweak: skinnycatullus: Farva!

Damned if one of them wasn't the spitting image, too!

The Great EZE		2012-03-28 09:29:50 PM

GAT_00: elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

There won't be many. They'll have to get the talking points first.

I'll help:

MARIJUANA!
BUS DRIVER!
GRAFFITI!
RAP LYRICS!
GRILL!
MEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

robsul82		2012-03-28 09:30:01 PM

Pretty good EMTs who didn't even need bandages on a head wound that Zimmerman's lawyer said "nearly required stitches." However, it's pretty standard that after medical attention, a broken nose won't look farked up at all. EVERYONE knows that.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-03-28 09:31:12 PM

robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.

He had a baggie with a tiny amount of marijuana residue in it.

That's the death penalty for him.

doglover		2012-03-28 09:32:03 PM

Well, well, well.

He was at the station in cuffs. Just one step more and this whole shiatstorm would have been aborted.

"Mr Zimmerman, you have the right to remain silent." etc etc would have been the logical step.

SoCalSurfer		2012-03-28 09:33:52 PM

Omfg, he should get off just to spite everyone. How many stories can we have today about this?

BeerBear		2012-03-28 09:33:54 PM

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?

starting to think the dude hit himself to to claim self defense

DavidVincent		2012-03-28 09:33:55 PM

"Would you let us collect the evidence, ma'am?"

TheSwissNavy		2012-03-28 09:35:55 PM

Hale-Bopp		2012-03-28 09:36:17 PM

Is that a butt crack on his head?

Omahawg		2012-03-28 09:37:02 PM

hahaguy.jpg

Your Average Witty Fark User		2012-03-28 09:37:22 PM

GAT_00: DeltaPunch: Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?

We can move on when he's charged with murder. Plus the GOP is actually supporting Zimmerman for murdering the kid. In every way, this needs to be an issue.

Was gonna reply nearly word for word what you wrote, so instead, I'll just say THIS.

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