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(ABC News)   George Zimmerman on video after the shooting. Funny, those massive head injuries seem to have healed fast, and where's all the blood that should have stained his shirt from shooting someone who was on top of him?   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line 1166
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2012-03-28 07:44:17 PM  
Good questions. Whar blood, whar?
 
2012-03-28 07:46:27 PM  
He even has a shaved head. Didn't he say his was bounced off the concrete a few times? You'd think he would have some cuts or bruises. I just watched it on CNN HD, and I could see nothing.
 
2012-03-28 07:50:50 PM  
Farva!
 
2012-03-28 07:52:05 PM  
"The new Starbucks Blonde Roast" ad at the start was just a bit ironic.

"Lighter... Mellower..."
 
2012-03-28 07:52:21 PM  
Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?
 
2012-03-28 07:53:11 PM  

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?


Yep. Shocking that he doesn't! Absolutely shocking!
 
2012-03-28 07:53:53 PM  

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?


That would be the medical attention he claimed he needed.
 
2012-03-28 07:56:20 PM  
Oh boy, this could be big.
 
2012-03-28 07:58:24 PM  
I was lead to believe that he was morbidly obese. That guy doesn't look morbidly obese.
 
2012-03-28 07:59:01 PM  
You sillies, this was BEFORE the shooting. He was there for instructions.
 
2012-03-28 08:02:16 PM  
I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.
 
2012-03-28 08:02:19 PM  
Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-03-28 08:04:26 PM  

robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.


AND HE HAD A SCREWDRIVER!

Why wasn't he executed in his high school's playground!?
 
2012-03-28 08:06:00 PM  

DeltaPunch: Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?


We can move on when he's charged with murder. Plus the GOP is actually supporting Zimmerman for murdering the kid. In every way, this needs to be an issue.
 
2012-03-28 08:16:37 PM  
Bu...bu...why would Zimmerman lie to us!? It's not like his very freedom depended on it.
 
2012-03-28 08:36:11 PM  
But seriously, how much clout does this not-even-a-rent-a-cop have around the neighborhood that "witnesses" are willing to lie for him? A dead black kid in your nice little gated community is one thing. A neighborhood of people conspiring to help the killer is a whole new level of unsavory.
 
2012-03-28 08:36:29 PM  
images.picturesdepot.com

Another Zimmerman who lied.


/about his name
 
2012-03-28 08:39:17 PM  
Take a look at the law man,
beating up the wrong guy.
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know.
He's in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?

I need a new planet.
 
2012-03-28 08:40:19 PM  

MorrisBird: Take a look at the law man,
beating up the wrong guy.
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know.
He's in the best selling show.
Is there life on Mars?

I need a new planet.


+1
 
2012-03-28 08:56:40 PM  

Earguy: Oh boy, this could be big.


Yep. It looks more and more like a shiaty coverup by the police trying to hide the fact that they just assumed it was another dead black kid and nobody would even notice.
 
2012-03-28 08:58:41 PM  

Dinki: Earguy: Oh boy, this could be big.

Yep. It looks more and more like a shiaty coverup by the police trying to hide the fact that they just assumed it was another dead black kid and nobody would even notice.


Uh yeah.
 
2012-03-28 09:04:01 PM  
I'll be over here holding my breath for all the guys who called me a homosexual for believing that Zimmerman was lying to come in here and apologize.
 
2012-03-28 09:06:19 PM  
looks like i'm gonna need a lot of popcorn...
 
2012-03-28 09:07:11 PM  
Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?
 
2012-03-28 09:08:27 PM  
Oh good, green. As is proper.
 
2012-03-28 09:08:34 PM  

Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?


You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.
 
2012-03-28 09:13:44 PM  
thought I should point this out: Funeral director: No injuries on Trayvon's hands (new window)

now this gets even more interesting!
 
2012-03-28 09:14:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.


You can if you're really good at it...
 
2012-03-28 09:15:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.


And yet, you can turn blue. You can't explain that.
 
2012-03-28 09:17:06 PM  
Well... it got better
 
2012-03-28 09:17:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Sgygus: Well, bye cameroncrazy1984.

/can I have your stuff?

You can't die from holding your breath, fortunately.


Passing out and hitting your head on something, on the other hand.
 
2012-03-28 09:21:31 PM  
Screenshots

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

A little frustration

i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-28 09:22:50 PM  
he dont look too banged up in that video.


if I had to guess with my Official Fark GED in lawyerin'..

hes majorly farked.
 
2012-03-28 09:24:29 PM  

skinnycatullus: Farva!


Damned if one of them wasn't the spitting image, too!
 
2012-03-28 09:24:55 PM  
Don't the police typically wear latex gloves when there's a danger that they will come into contact with blood and other body fluids in the course of their job? Why aren't the police wearing gloves here? They would have had time to get some and put them on before touching the suspect.

/I sure as hell would have been wearing gloves if there was blood involved.
 
2012-03-28 09:25:50 PM  
I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?
 
2012-03-28 09:27:18 PM  

elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?


If there was a real number less than zero, that would be it.
 
2012-03-28 09:27:29 PM  

elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?


There won't be many. They'll have to get the talking points first.
 
2012-03-28 09:29:25 PM  

MisterTweak: skinnycatullus: Farva!

Damned if one of them wasn't the spitting image, too!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-28 09:29:50 PM  

GAT_00: elffster: I wonder how many comments the defenders of derp will have plastered in here by noon tomorrow? anyone care to guess?

There won't be many. They'll have to get the talking points first.


I'll help:

MARIJUANA!
BUS DRIVER!
GRAFFITI!
RAP LYRICS!
GRILL!
MEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2012-03-28 09:30:01 PM  
Pretty good EMTs who didn't even need bandages on a head wound that Zimmerman's lawyer said "nearly required stitches." However, it's pretty standard that after medical attention, a broken nose won't look farked up at all. EVERYONE knows that.
 
2012-03-28 09:31:12 PM  

robsul82: I'm sorry, but the kid was suspended for marijuana.

MARIJUANA, people.


He had a baggie with a tiny amount of marijuana residue in it.

That's the death penalty for him.
 
2012-03-28 09:32:03 PM  
Well, well, well.

He was at the station in cuffs. Just one step more and this whole shiatstorm would have been aborted.

"Mr Zimmerman, you have the right to remain silent." etc etc would have been the logical step.
 
2012-03-28 09:33:52 PM  
Omfg, he should get off just to spite everyone. How many stories can we have today about this?
 
2012-03-28 09:33:54 PM  

Roook: Wow. Wasn't he supposed to have a broken nose also?


starting to think the dude hit himself to to claim self defense
 
2012-03-28 09:33:55 PM  
johnhicks.com

"Would you let us collect the evidence, ma'am?"
 
2012-03-28 09:35:55 PM  

Dinki: Earguy: Oh boy, this could be big.

Yep. It looks more and more like a shiaty coverup by the police trying to hide the fact that they just assumed it was another dead black kid and nobody would even notice.


Except the police wanted Zimmerman charged with manslaughter.
 
2012-03-28 09:36:17 PM  
Is that a butt crack on his head?
 
2012-03-28 09:37:02 PM  
hahaguy.jpg
 
2012-03-28 09:37:22 PM  

GAT_00: DeltaPunch: Zimmerman also had domestic violence charges back in 2006, including fighting with a policeman.

But you know, Trayvon got suspended from school once, plus he was wearing a hoodie so he clearly deserved to be shot... can we PLEASE just move on folks?!?

We can move on when he's charged with murder. Plus the GOP is actually supporting Zimmerman for murdering the kid. In every way, this needs to be an issue.


Was gonna reply nearly word for word what you wrote, so instead, I'll just say THIS.
 
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