FARK.com: (7019899) PSA: If you are sleepy and decide to take a nap then you should know that a narrow concrete ledge five floors up is not the best place to do so

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		PSA: If you are sleepy and decide to take a nap then you should know that a narrow concrete ledge five floors up is not the best place to do so (thesun.co.uk)		23
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dj_spanmaster		2012-03-28 03:50:19 PM

First you have to tie a rope around your waist, right?

DarkJohnson		2012-03-28 04:07:38 PM

Is this going to become a thing now?

Bathia_Mapes		2012-03-28 04:09:14 PM

Drat! Foiled again!

Walker		2012-03-28 04:28:30 PM

Now you tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

/splat

r1niceboy		2012-03-28 05:00:35 PM

Thank God they saved her. For a second I thought we were going to run out of Chinese people.

Gig103		2012-03-28 05:04:13 PM

dj_spanmaster: First you have to tie a rope around your waist, right?

Exactly, Katniss. That way if you fall you are nearly eviscerated by the rope when it goes taut, and get to play piñata for the tribute districts.

CommieTaoist		2012-03-28 05:14:55 PM

My first though was that it's not often that someone is successful at chickening out halfway through suicide by jumping.

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-03-28 06:02:45 PM

dj_spanmaster: First you have to tie a rope around your ~~waist~~ neck, right?

FTFY

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-28 06:23:06 PM

"This Chinese student didn't choose the smartest place to take a nap in the afternoon sun."

Anyone wanna guess her field of study?

I'm going with neurosurgery. She's TOTALLY going to work on people's brains some day.

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-28 07:02:23 PM

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

www.wearysloth.com

cig-mkr		2012-03-28 07:37:13 PM

Eating lunch is OK ?
seerpress.com

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-28 07:43:42 PM

cig-mkr: Eating lunch is OK ?
[seerpress.com image 410x309]

It has its ups and downs.

dtdstudios.com

illannoyin		2012-03-28 07:47:11 PM

/Disagrees

mathmancometh		2012-03-28 07:49:53 PM

I guess she didn't consider *puts on sunglasses* the gravity of her situation.

LeroyBourne		2012-03-28 08:03:51 PM

We've all been there in class, head down taking a snooze when you have that feeling of falling, then you jolt awake. Sometimes, you really are falling.

Gyrfalcon		2012-03-28 08:09:22 PM

I don't think I could be tired enough to sleep on a ledge.

Embden.Meyerhof		2012-03-28 08:13:04 PM

illannoyin: [surfwithberserk.com image 600x399]

/Disagrees

Not very far from the ground to already be chilling on a portaledge....

pseudorandomcatfish		2012-03-28 08:20:29 PM

OK, I'm not logging into the Sun on principle, but... "In an hour she'll feel like doing it again" deserves a 'like'...

mooseyfate		2012-03-28 08:26:38 PM

Rivin' on the redge?

Soiled Underwear		2012-03-28 08:29:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: I don't think I could be tired enough to sleep on a ledge.
I don't think she was either. I think she chickened out on a suicide attempt and they're painting it differently in the media.

rhaver		2012-03-28 08:35:06 PM

This is probably bringing back painful memories for the family of Humpty Dumpty.... who I bet would have been put back together if there were a handful of Chinese people around.

Sure, like the "king's horses" are going to be any good at putting Humpty together. They haven't even got fingers. Probably just broke the pieces into smaller pieces with their hooves. Just a poorly thought out plan from the start.