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(   Former U.S. cyber-security chief and author of "Cyberwar" warns of cyberattacks launched by coming Asian cyberthreat "Every major U.S. company has been hacked by China." Cyber   ( divider line
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1894 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Mar 2012 at 12:35 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-03-28 12:50:46 PM  
2 votes:
I have a middle school child who has apparently been reading too much of the official version of why our huge military and military research budgets are "necessary". This morning this child prattled on for 15 to 20 minutes on the topic of how Swiss terrorists could open a cheese factory producing cheese with a bacteria I think my kid referred to as septo-pnuemococcal. I'm not sure that's even a real thing. My child kept insisting this scenario was possible because all cheese making utilizes a bacterial catalyst. "You could take down most of the worlds' leaders and huge numbers of other people before anyone if suspected the cheese." my kid insisted.
2012-03-28 06:25:37 PM  
1 vote:

PonceAlyosha: What if we run it backwards through the machine but reverse the polarity, like putting too much air into a balloon?

can we work a tachyon beam into that idea?
2012-03-28 04:11:17 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: ... stuff ...

Dude, you've got way too much time on your hands.
2012-03-28 11:49:40 AM  
1 vote:
So, when does China put on its robe and wizard hat?
2012-03-28 09:42:03 AM  
1 vote:
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