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(Tulsa World)   If you're high on hallucinogens and invisible shadow men start to annoy you, don't use a lighter and a spray can to defend yourself   (tulsaworld.com) divider line 67
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2012-03-27 08:12:16 PM
static.guim.co.uk

Come come, Mister Bond - - surely you enjoy hallucinogenic drugs as much as I do.
 
2012-03-27 08:37:24 PM
Two men on drugs hallucinated that they were being attacked and jumped from a second-story window late Monday after starting a fire to fight off the attacker

Coming this summer: Don't miss Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson in Die Hard with Hallucinogens!
 
2012-03-27 09:35:12 PM
I got high last night on LSD
My mind was beautiful, and I was free
Warts loved my nipples because they are pink
Vomit on me, baby
Yeah Yeah Yeah.
 
2012-03-27 09:43:08 PM
I don't care what you say, subby

/it frikkin WORKS
 
2012-03-27 10:57:46 PM
When all you have is a light and a spray can, everything looks like invisible shadow men to you.
 
2012-03-27 11:25:18 PM
Yeah, I mean really...shadows don't burn, stupid.
 
2012-03-27 11:29:04 PM
www.brooklynvegan.com
 
2012-03-27 11:31:02 PM
Image on your bedroom wall, Shadows marching in the hall.

/ Just about to flip your mind
// Just about to trip your mind
 
2012-03-27 11:31:05 PM
National Crystal Meth Hallucination League tryouts going on or something?

/for reference
//Link (new window)
 
2012-03-27 11:31:09 PM
Actually, invisible men hate being spraypainted. Gives them right away.
 
2012-03-27 11:32:28 PM
What do you use?
 
2012-03-27 11:36:28 PM

cretinbob: I got high last night on LSD
My mind was beautiful, and I was free
Warts loved my nipples because they are pink
Vomit on me, baby
Yeah Yeah Yeah.


Were you born down south on a chicken farm near Nashville, Tennessee?
 
2012-03-27 11:36:53 PM
This is why, when you take LSD, that you need to just stay home, lock the door and you'll be fi...

The men used a lighter and a spray can as a blow torch to defend themselves about 11 p.m. inside their apartment at Mohawk Manor, 3640 N. Birmingham Ave., but accidentally burned some clothes and then jumped to escape the fire

Oooohhhhh-kay.
 
2012-03-27 11:39:14 PM
When foes are invisible, spread weapons are preferred. Not only will this be more likely to hit them, but this will often leave some visible note such as scorch marks, shimmering outline, or blood, allowing for better aim from allies.
 
2012-03-27 11:39:41 PM
If this is what LSD does, Romney should not be president.
 
2012-03-27 11:39:59 PM
Oh Rorschach, you wacky sociopath, you.
 
2012-03-27 11:40:13 PM
invisible shadow figures fark with me in my light sleep state without using hallucinogens. farking annoying, but not lighter/spray can annoying lol.
 
2012-03-27 11:41:52 PM
In happier news Shadowy Men from a Shadowy Planet will be reuniting (new window). A lot of Farkers could sympathise with those who are Having an Average Weekend (new window).
 
2012-03-27 11:42:26 PM
I am not that damned annoying!

I just want my two dollars!
 
2012-03-27 11:45:29 PM
No word on what they were on yet?
 
2012-03-27 11:45:55 PM
Haha! Tulsa world wants me to allow javascript to see anything on their page? How about no.

Since I can't see the article, my question is this: Did they give out the names of these two people? As a big proponent of hallucinogens, I've seen lots of stories like this before. Whenever I look for actual evidence that they happened (police reports, victim histories, etc.) I usually discover that the story is almost completely fabricated.
 
2012-03-27 11:46:20 PM
0.tqn.com

Disagrees.

/hot like a spraycan flamethrower.
 
2012-03-27 11:47:36 PM
If invisible shadow men were annoying me, I actually think this would be a very good strategy.
 
2012-03-27 11:47:44 PM

JasonOfOrillia: In happier news Shadowy Men from a Shadowy Planet will be reuniting (new window). A lot of Farkers could sympathise with those who are Having an Average Weekend (new window).


www.lynnguppy.com
 
2012-03-27 11:47:58 PM

vwarb: Haha! Tulsa world wants me to allow javascript to see anything on their page? How about no.

Since I can't see the article, my question is this: Did they give out the names of these two people? As a big proponent of hallucinogens, I've seen lots of stories like this before. Whenever I look for actual evidence that they happened (police reports, victim histories, etc.) I usually discover that the story is almost completely fabricated.


It just says that they seemed "really high" and that's it.
 
2012-03-27 11:48:27 PM
Counterpoint: invisible shadow men hate being set on fire.
 
2012-03-27 11:49:22 PM
images5.fanpop.com
We're not saying it's shadow people, but it's shadow people.
 
2012-03-27 11:50:36 PM
My trips must have been the "no frills' packages.


\except for the getting laid parts
\\frills without lace
 
2012-03-27 11:58:11 PM
Yeah, but when they give your eulogy, atleast they'll be able to say that Uncle Don went out in a blaze of glory.
 
2012-03-27 11:59:00 PM
And try not to the shadow men drag you off to Hell.
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-27 11:59:36 PM
let
 
2012-03-28 12:01:23 AM
Oh, just go make some Jimson Weed tea. It lasts for hours.

Shadowmen and all kinds of Datura-enriched fun await.

/And by fun I mean living hell.
 
2012-03-28 12:05:01 AM
But it works against spiders...
 
2012-03-28 12:05:43 AM
Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.
 
2012-03-28 12:28:28 AM

DPXFP2: Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.


I was told that meth, either too much or too little I guess, brings out the shadow men. I wouldn't know - my shadow men stay inside the mirrors. But I'm pretty sure these guys are real:
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-28 12:33:11 AM
/know who else see's shadows?
 
2012-03-28 12:34:30 AM

phrawgh: /know who else see's shadows?


Punxsutawney Hitler?
 
2012-03-28 12:37:16 AM

DPXFP2: Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.


A little mescaline will get 'er done.
 
2012-03-28 12:38:55 AM

Hector Remarkable: phrawgh: /know who else see's shadows?

Punxsutawney Hitler?


images.allocine.fr
 
2012-03-28 12:46:04 AM

DPXFP2: Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.


A nice dose of DMT and you can pretty much be out of this world.

Also a LARGE dose of common psychedelics (LSD, Psilocybin, Mescaline) can make one see things that aren't completely there, though it is accurate that "true" psychedelics do not produce actual hallucinations (seeing things that aren't there).

If you really want hallucinations (they can be unpleasant...) your four main choices are Ayahausca (orally active DMT), Ibogaine (DO NOT try without professional supervision), Datura (sometimes a very unpleasant, but always an intense, experience), and Diphenhydramine (the active ingredient in Benadryl).
 
2012-03-28 12:53:39 AM
files.g4tv.com

Approves, but suggests the flashlight as a safer alternative.
 
2012-03-28 12:54:22 AM

ElLoco: DPXFP2: Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.

A little mescaline will get 'er done.


tripped my balls off on dust once and definitely saw shiat that wasn't there
 
Ehh
2012-03-28 12:59:26 AM
Fark, how many more of my Saturday night plans are you going to ruin?
 
2012-03-28 01:02:53 AM
The shadow men are too quick for such a weapon. What you need is a large explosive capable of destroying the whole area, thereby ensuring their deaths.
 
2012-03-28 01:11:46 AM
This is what most shadow men look like, just a little darker:
i229.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-28 01:20:40 AM

theknuckler_33: This is why, when you take LSD, that you need to just stay home, lock the door and you'll be fi...


My husband tells me stories about back when he used to trip (long before we met), and every freaking time, he would end up locked in a bathroom. Apparently, when you've got 2-4 friends who are also tripping their balls off, figuring out how to get someone out of a locked room can be fairly difficult/hilarious.
 
2012-03-28 01:56:38 AM
Mohawk Manor?? Pretty much says it all.
 
2012-03-28 01:57:16 AM

Hector Remarkable: DPXFP2: Gotta be datura. Only a few hallucinogens make you see things that altogether aren't there.

I was told that meth, either too much or too little I guess, brings out the shadow men. I wouldn't know - my shadow men stay inside the mirrors. But I'm pretty sure these guys are real:
[i229.photobucket.com image 517x525]


I saw him on Special K.
 
2012-03-28 02:18:05 AM
If they're invisible shadow men wha'chya gotta do is turn a light on. If you are unable then you extend your arms outwards and swirl violently like a tornado of fury. Man, I really want to try hallucinagens. I just don't want to be in a negative mindset, because the last thing I want is a demon teddy bear coming at me.
 
2012-03-28 02:46:58 AM
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
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