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Dick Cheney's heart plant surgery, Bob Uecker's statue juuust a bit outside of Miller Park, and a special report from Trevor McSmokingballs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/18 - 3/24
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Thought this was posted yesterday, but hit a snag with the code. A few Tebow-related headlines from the sports tab aren't here because they're context headlines, but I've saved them separately, so you don't have to worry about them being missed.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-03-18 to Sat 2012-03-24:
Does the new iPad have a heat problem? Trevor McSmokingballs gives us some answers
Karaoke singer gets drunk, strips, knocks out manager after customers complain. Or, as we call it in Florida, a night at Applebee's
Drug resistant "white plague" spreading. Victims reportedly develop fevers, and urges to listen to Pat Boone, wear socks with sandals, argue about the designated hitter rule
Body found in North Pole snowbank, police checking naughty list for missing persons
Tonight at 10: Some washed up TV actor hates gays, and Kim Kardashian takes offense at being called stupid. 46Iraqisdiedinexplosions. NEXT, on Toddlers and Tiaras: Will Honey Boo Boo Child beat Neglected Naomi?
Welsh sheep are no longer radioactive, the government announces, which is good news for locals who will no longer have to explain why their crotches are glowing
Safeway will no longer sell "pink slime" beef products. Gray holographic shimmering pork still available
I know a guy. He'll break into homes. He obscures the peepholes. So the resident can't see. But he doesn't use butter. He doesn't use cheese. He doesn't use jelly. Or any of these
Joshua Tree employees stricken by unknown illness. Hazmat teams conduct search for cause, but they still haven't found what they're looking for
Barack Obama meets Hawaiian women on the rope line while campaigning, asks to see her birth certificate. Barack Obama, president, statesmen, King of the Trolls
Dick Cheney in recovery after heart plant surgery
Brewers to honor Bob Uecker with statue just a bit outside of Miller Park
Tebow must wait three days before his ascension to the Jets
♫They say that Chipper, Chipper, ♪ tore his meniscus. ♫ Now you will see, ♪ he needs surgery ♫
Dr. Ur identifies ancient sites in modern Syria and Iran thru satellite imagery, will continue looking this Sumer
Two in the pink: OS to support retina displays. One in the stink: It's Windows 8
Were you thinking: "If only someone could combine the raw, macho, allure of a Segway with the sleek sex appeal of a Rascal scooter"? Well then, today is your lucky day, you freak
Richard Gere regrets Pretty Woman because it glorifies bankers. Hookers are cool though
Founder of C-SPAN stepping down as CEO. Has plans to start another similarly exciting network tentatively called The Paint Drying Channel
Drug charges against El DeBarge dropped after he tells police who Johnny is
Arizona GOP legislator says women should have to watch an abortion before having one, though the state doesn't currently have the funds to buy that many "According to Jim" DVDs
Obama uses ASL to communicate with a deaf man. GOP immediately attacks him for not speaking English
Rod Blagojevich's hair will turn gray while he's in prison, hopes his new cellmate is not there just for men
Italian-Thai to issue 1.68 billion new shares, promote mouthwatering fusion cuisine
And I said "What about increased sales at Tiffany's?"
Remember when Iceland discovered investment banking and totally screwed that up? Well, now they've discovered cloud computing. You can see where this is heading
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