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(KSDK St. Louis)   Picture gallery of ugly ass lion cubs that were born on Valentines Day at the St. Louis Zoo   ( divider line
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7560 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2012 at 4:12 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-03-27 04:20:38 PM  
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Sure, they make you feel warm and fuzzy... until their father gets trampled to death by wildebeests.
2012-03-27 06:53:34 PM  
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2012-03-27 05:29:33 PM  
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spectrek: Visited some friends some time ago, at their photo-safari business in South Africa. They knew some folks who ran a small wildlife preserve/zoo that catered to tourists, so we went there one day; I petted a young lioness which was between cub age and adulthood, who licked my arm and that tongue felt like 50-grit sandpaper. My friend told me that lions taste their prey by licking, and that the young lioness was near the stage where it would no longer be in the petting category. Yep, they really are cute when little, but dangerous and wild when grown.

Your mom is no longer in the petting category.

//Just kidding, she still is.
2012-03-27 05:01:20 PM  
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2012-03-27 04:53:10 PM  
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2012-03-27 04:23:39 PM  
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Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a dead cat. That being said what is the term for lion cub meat since I think veal is reserved for calf? Succulent lion cub wrapped in veal then double wrapped in bacon.

You shut your whore mouth
2012-03-27 04:21:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'd hit it.
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