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(YouTube)   Want to see a cute girl tripping balls at a music festival make out with a tree? Of course you do   (youtube.com) divider line 73
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2012-03-27 12:40:16 PM
Lucky tree.
 
2012-03-27 12:43:15 PM
She saw junk on that trunk.
 
2012-03-27 12:47:47 PM
If A lot of attention from a lot of guys is a drug then sure. Otherwise I don´t think we need to assume drugs. Some girls do MUCH stranger shiat than that for that exact reason.
 
2012-03-27 12:56:25 PM
Want to see what happens when an attention whore is surrounded by lemmings with cell phone cameras? Of course you do.
 
2012-03-27 01:01:14 PM
Wow, an actual tree hugging hippie.
 
2012-03-27 02:11:56 PM

Pocket Ninja: Want to see what happens when an attention whore is surrounded by lemmings with cell phone cameras? Of course you do.


THIS.
 
2012-03-27 02:55:07 PM
"This video has been removed..." ?

/bummer
 
2012-03-27 03:10:29 PM

Pocket Ninja: Want to see what happens when an attention whore is surrounded by lemmings with cell phone cameras? Of course you do.


And we're done. I'm happy to see that YouTube pulled it.
 
2012-03-27 03:10:33 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaand its gone.
 
2012-03-27 03:11:06 PM
Another link??? ...anyone???
 
2012-03-27 03:12:45 PM
Funk. Drunk. Junk. Trunk. Spunk.

I'll be in my Bunk.
 
2012-03-27 03:16:10 PM
Try this one: will probably get pulled again though Link (new window)
 
2012-03-27 03:19:31 PM
I don't need to see every instance of Rule 34 make real.
 
2012-03-27 03:26:25 PM
It was HERE (new window) too in case Youtube pulls it again
 
2012-03-27 03:31:05 PM
i55.tinypic.com

"Getting wood" doesn't work that way!
 
2012-03-27 03:35:09 PM
How farking hard can it be to hold a phone sideways?
 
2012-03-27 03:38:20 PM
Less lucky tree (new window)
/Link (new window)
 
2012-03-27 03:41:33 PM
i.imgur.com

I don't know who the subby is, but I think you should use this as an opportunity to get your act together, mister.

Think straight, and stop being an Internet farktard.

Sheesh.
 
2012-03-27 03:45:44 PM

RevBigfoot: It was HERE (new window) too in case Youtube pulls it again


So, will the tree give her a bush?
 
2012-03-27 03:47:13 PM

bikerbob59: RevBigfoot: It was HERE (new window) too in case Youtube pulls it again

So, will the tree give her a bush?


Might give her some wood. Or at least show her it's twig and berries
 
2012-03-27 03:48:24 PM

RevBigfoot: It was HERE (new window) too in case Youtube pulls it again


+1 internets for you

So, let me see if I have this correct:

If the girl in question is actually smokin' hot (as is the case here), on Fark she's "cute."
However, if the girl in question is "OMFG DO NOT WANT KILL IT WITH FIRE," on Fark she's "smokin' hot."

Got it.
 
2012-03-27 03:51:34 PM
meh...

Saw much more interesting things at Grateful Dead concerts back when

/removeth thine self from the greensward
 
2012-03-27 04:19:05 PM
Is this where I go to harass, bully, or threaten someone?
 
2012-03-27 04:29:38 PM
That tree knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it after getting slapped that last time.
t3.gstatic.com
I mean, some trees will just take it and rape it.
 
2012-03-27 04:31:31 PM

bikerbob59: RevBigfoot: It was HERE (new window) too in case Youtube pulls it again

So, will the tree give her a bush?


I'd be more worried about splinters...
 
2012-03-27 04:35:43 PM
What the hell, YouTube considers filming someone making an ass of themselves in public threatening, bullying and/or harassment?
 
2012-03-27 04:53:51 PM
I don't think any drugs were involved.
Attention whore is just another attention whore.

Do people know how to take video anymore?
 
2012-03-27 05:05:02 PM
i.imgur.com

This is why political candidates don't post on YouTube.
 
2012-03-27 05:09:57 PM
It's kinda creepy how everyone is standing around filming it.
 
2012-03-27 05:42:46 PM
The ending was my favorite part.
 
2012-03-27 06:04:39 PM
If that tree had any really low branches, that video would've gotten a lot more interesting...
 
2012-03-27 06:09:01 PM
dendrofeliac
 
2012-03-27 06:43:41 PM
I like how she's all nice and then gets all mean and slaps the tree like it pissed her off or something.
I think I may have dated her once.

/call me
 
2012-03-27 07:20:56 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2012-03-27 07:23:22 PM
Way to be bullies, Fark

I want the video from the camera behind her.
 
2012-03-27 07:27:59 PM
1) Attractive girl is attractive

2) Just exactly how high (or how much of a put-on artist) do you have to be to do that?

3) It was weird how people, especially guys and really especially the older guy in the plaid shirt stood around filming. Even just watching was a little strange.
 
2012-03-27 07:32:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-27 07:53:49 PM
now make out with a tree, and get outta here!
images.wikia.com

Idiot! It's make like a tree, and LEAVE!
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-03-27 07:54:05 PM
I got about 5 seconds in before the attention-whorishness was too much. Anyone who's done any sort of drugs (not that I have of course), knows that that sh*t was fake.
 
2012-03-27 07:59:33 PM
douchebag/hater:

1) Attractive girl is attractive

2) Just exactly how high (or how much of a put-on artist) do you have to be to do that?

3) It was weird how people, especially guys and really especially the older guy in the plaid shirt stood around filming. Even just watching was a little strange.


1) Agreed.

2) I've seen people do far stranger stuff dating all the way back to Grateful Dead shows in the '70s. LSD is a heck of a drug, and if I had to guess she was candyflipping, which is even more entertaining.

3) What else are you going to do? Tell her to quit it? IMHO 99% of the fun of raves or trippy concerts is *not* doing drugs and then observing the people who are.
 
2012-03-27 08:00:00 PM
"Human tree! Anyone else wanna go green? recycle, Or else.. I'll turn you into a f*cking tree! captain planet m*ther f*cker!"


1.bp.blogspot.com

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-27 08:35:01 PM

maxheck: douchebag/hater:

1) Attractive girl is attractive

2) Just exactly how high (or how much of a put-on artist) do you have to be to do that?

3) It was weird how people, especially guys and really especially the older guy in the plaid shirt stood around filming. Even just watching was a little strange.

1) Agreed.

2) I've seen people do far stranger stuff dating all the way back to Grateful Dead shows in the '70s. LSD is a heck of a drug, and if I had to guess she was candyflipping, which is even more entertaining..


3) What else are you going to do? Tell her to quit it? IMHO 99% of the fun of raves or trippy concerts is *not* doing drugs well and then observing the people that do not.
 
2012-03-27 08:47:58 PM
"Tripping balls"..."candyflipping"...

What does it mean?

Honestly, I've heard the terms, but I don't get it.
 
2012-03-27 09:19:13 PM
Candyflipping. The more you learn. I'm getting (gotten) old now, but it sounds kinda like what I like to do with coffee and weed. But nobody would want to watch that.
 
2012-03-27 09:34:42 PM
candyflipping= x+lsd
Been around since the 90's easy.

/get off my farking lawn
 
2012-03-27 09:35:15 PM
I prefer the (genuinely strange) Trash Can Man.
 
2012-03-27 09:41:32 PM
eats shoots and leaves?
 
2012-03-27 09:42:33 PM

straightbananas: I prefer the (genuinely strange) Trash Can Man.


One of Eddie Van Halen's best solos.
 
2012-03-27 09:48:17 PM

Lipo: Try this one: will probably get pulled again though Link (new window)


Well, that was just stupid.
 
2012-03-27 10:56:58 PM
Sure it was pulled, she was clearly bullying that tree.
 
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