私をかむには、マザーファッカーズを管轄欠損

/konichiwa, Subby
//Google Translate

Just wanted to say that the only two words of Japanese I know are oishi and baka, and I've gotten quite good mileage out of them.

Why would Mr. Santorum sue Google in Japan?

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Tomita said Google searches of his client's name suggested words involving criminal acts, and included 10,000 items that defamed or disparaged him

So either Glen Beck or Rick Santorum sued Google in a Japanese court?

Apparently, there's a guy with my same name who had a courtmartial and was dishonorably discharged from the army. But if you actually look into it and see that I've never lived anywhere near the guy, it's obvious that we're different people. I somewhat doubt that someone would fire a person without taking 30 seconds to verify who they're actually reading about. But then again in america, an employer could be sued for that kind of thing.

Yeah, just like they tell China, right? It's easy to stand up for your principles when you know the other party has little intention of knocking you down.

In their defense in this particular case though... the lawsuit is pants-on-head retarded. It looks to me like that they're saying that if you Google search his name the autocomplete adds other words after his in the suggestions that come up...... which an employer who fired you over would have to be even more idiotic than this lawsuit, and it seems like they'd be a much better target of a suit than Google.

Nickninja: Apparently, there's a guy with my same name who had a courtmartial and was dishonorably discharged from the army. But if you actually look into it and see that I've never lived anywhere near the guy, it's obvious that we're different people. I somewhat doubt that someone would fire a person without taking 30 seconds to verify who they're actually reading about. But then again in america, an employer could be sued for that kind of thing.

I thought the same thing when I first started reading the article and thought that there had to be more to it. The I remembered that this is Japan and they are real knee jerky about this type of stuff and anything that could potentially embarrass the company.

If my name were Dick, I don't think I'd be blaming Google for someone thinking that I have something to do with every porn site.

I'd be blaming the gigantic farking idiots who assumed that.

torusXL: If my name were Dick, I don't think I'd be blaming Google for someone thinking that I have something to do with every porn site.

I'd be blaming the gigantic farking idiots who assumed that.

It makes you wonder what this guy's name is and in Japanese how unfortunate it is.

ongbok: torusXL: If my name were Dick, I don't think I'd be blaming Google for someone thinking that I have something to do with every porn site.

I'd be blaming the gigantic farking idiots who assumed that.

It makes you wonder what this guy's name is and in Japanese how unfortunate it is.

Dick McGarggleballs?

ongbok: torusXL: If my name were Dick, I don't think I'd be blaming Google for someone thinking that I have something to do with every porn site.

I'd be blaming the gigantic farking idiots who assumed that.

It makes you wonder what this guy's name is and in Japanese how unfortunate it is.

It really sucks to have the name Buk Kakeson in japan.

torusXL: ongbok: torusXL: If my name were Dick, I don't think I'd be blaming Google for someone thinking that I have something to do with every porn site.

I'd be blaming the gigantic farking idiots who assumed that.

It makes you wonder what this guy's name is and in Japanese how unfortunate it is.

Dick McGarggleballs?

I was thinking probably the Japanese equivalent to something like Anita Dick or Jack Hoff

kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: When using Google Translate, re-arrange the input sentences to eliminate mid-sentence punctuation. The output makes more sense that way.

Also, 99% of English prose will make zero sense when translated, and turns of phrase are almost always lost in translation.

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I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

Boondock3806: kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: When using Google Translate, re-arrange the input sentences to eliminate mid-sentence punctuation. The output makes more sense that way.

Also, 99% of English prose will make zero sense when translated, and turns of phrase are almost always lost in translation.

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I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

From English to Japanese, and back to English, this becomes:

Although I have not done this, I put Google translation in other languages, I'll take the most English, confident that we can get the result, translate it back to English, you has the meaning of the change is. You will need to keep simple (TWSS) and was dried very short in order to regain the same meanings as you start. Just a hunch.

Boondock3806: I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

Here, I did that with your paragraph from Azerbaijani to English and then English to Azerbaijani:

I realize, but I put it in any other language translation with Google, is the most English and then translated back to English and can get the results I am sure, have a different meaning. You have the same meaning to get back (twss) is too short, dry, and should be kept simple. A hunch.

Bakka gai-jin, Desu.

Got me outta all kinds of trouble.

"I'm a crazy foreigner".

The ending "u" is silent.

Isn't there a way to turn off the auto-complete, anyway?

torusXL: Boondock3806: I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

Here, I did that with your paragraph from Azerbaijani to English and then English to Azerbaijani:

I realize, but I put it in any other language translation with Google, is the most English and then translated back to English and can get the results I am sure, have a different meaning. You have the same meaning to get back (twss) is too short, dry, and should be kept simple. A hunch.

New students at the language school I went to are all cocky when they get there, wondering why reading and translation tests even exist because of google translate. It never takes them very long to get it.

Boondock3806: New students at the language school I went to are all cocky when they get there, wondering why reading and translation tests even exist because of google translate. It never takes them very long to get it.

I took Russian in college, and if you translate word for word from Russian to English, it sounds really trippy and insane. There is definitely a subjective translation skill that takes a while to learn.

I recall hearing at one point that civil judgements in Japan are completely toothless. ie. If you're successfully sued by someone, and if you refuse to pay and otherwise completely ignore the judgement, absolutely nothing will happen.

Anyone know if that's true? If it is, I could see why Google wouldn't be overly concerned.

Take that you tiny dicked rice eaters

A couple days ago, I was trying to remember who was the voice for the Brain in Pinky & the Brain.

So I typed "pinky" into the search bar and was surprised to see auto-complete suggest:

pinky has aids
pinky has hiv

I was traumatized and thought my favorite mouse character had a life threatening illness.

I demand compensation!

Boondock3806: kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: When using Google Translate, re-arrange the input sentences to eliminate mid-sentence punctuation. The output makes more sense that way.

Also, 99% of English prose will make zero sense when translated, and turns of phrase are almost always lost in translation.

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I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

I propose we do this then post the results on images of cats that are related to the translated phrase.

Japanese Court to Google: You must turn off your auto-complete feature because this man is offended at what it returns for his name. Google: how do you say "Bite me, you jurisdiction-lacking motherfarkers" in Japanese?

Probably, the exact same way the rest of the world says it to the RIAA/MPAA and any other American politician dickhead who thinks they can dictate the terms of service for the internet in a foreign country.

I see Google has the balls to stand up to Japan.

But not China.

Good to know.

Sangi: Boondock3806: kingoomieiii: kingoomieiii: When using Google Translate, re-arrange the input sentences to eliminate mid-sentence punctuation. The output makes more sense that way.

Also, 99% of English prose will make zero sense when translated, and turns of phrase are almost always lost in translation.

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I haven't done this, but I'm sure you could take most English, put it into google translate for any other language, and then take that result and translate it back to English, and you will have a changed meaning. You would need to keep it very short, dry, and simple (twss) in order to get the same meaning back that you started with. Just a hunch.

I propose we do this then post the results on images of cats that are related to the translated phrase.



Man ...
Why wait for what?

When it came to stop Post.

I work near Cumming, GA so I'm getting a kick...

Ceiling cat to see that you masturbate

I find it curious that "every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten" is one of the only full phrases that comes back almost completely in tact regardless of which language you use. That means it must be true.

Was his name Takeshiata?

I'm confused. All I get are a bunch of articles and images of some gymnast dude.

Arkanaut: Was his name Takeshiata?

Takashiata Luvbukkets

Do not want to.

One more...



I would like to play an angry fist of God.

He should thank Google he wasn't employed by technologically challenged morons.

If I Google my name the second hit says " is extremely dangerous to the society."

It links to a news article on a drug activist with the same name.

*"_my name_ is extremely dangerous to the society."

/duh

I'm sure it's the last time his Mom will name a kid Donkey Porn.

JC