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(Sly Oyster)   Forget Kony 2012, getting Steve Holt in the Arrested Development movie is the most important cause of the year   (slyoyster.com) divider line 87
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2012-03-27 10:03:48 AM
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I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement
 
2012-03-27 10:27:48 AM
I always thought they should have made STEVE HOLT! a five-time high school student body president. It would have fit.

And they should bring him back. His boneheaded enthusiasm made him one of the many awesome minor/transient characters on the show, and I'm guessing he's juuuust a bit cheaper than Charlize Theron.
 
2012-03-27 10:32:55 AM
Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is. What else don't we know about Steve Holt?
 
2012-03-27 10:32:55 AM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-03-27 11:04:11 AM
Will he be in? Maeby.
 
2012-03-27 11:45:56 AM
Steveholt!

/Kind of like RONPAUL!
 
2012-03-27 11:50:26 AM
i117.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-27 11:51:49 AM
Steve Holt? The moron jock?
 
2012-03-27 11:52:00 AM
There's a friend of a friend on FB who posts all sorts of conservative derp. Not reasoned arguments expressing his views, but actual bona fide derp. His name is Steve [something very similar to Holt but not actually Holt]. And yes, I can't help but think "STEVE HOLT!" only with the derptard's actual last name.
 
2012-03-27 11:52:05 AM
Absolutely. He's a farking Bluth, for godsake's. You know that if the show had survived, they would've almost certainly made him a cast member. His role was beefed up considerably towards the end of S3.
//Also, Lucille 2 and Annyung.
 
2012-03-27 11:54:35 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?


That's my son, you pothead!
 
2012-03-27 11:55:01 AM

eddiesocket: Absolutely. He's a farking Bluth, for godsake's. You know that if the show had survived, they would've almost certainly made him a cast member. His role was beefed up considerably towards the end of S3.
//Also, Lucille 2 and Annyung.


Hello
 
2012-03-27 11:55:09 AM

Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?


That's Gob's son, you pothead!
 
2012-03-27 11:55:45 AM

Sandor at the Zoo: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's my son, you pothead!


C'MON!!!!
 
2012-03-27 11:56:15 AM
Bob Loblaw is on the case!
 
2012-03-27 12:03:18 PM

Sandor at the Zoo: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's my son, you pothead!


It's like my heart is getting hard.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-03-27 12:04:40 PM
This is stressing me out. I need to take some of that medicine. They're filled with oxygen and it makes you incontinent. It's called "Oxy Incontin."
 
2012-03-27 12:07:46 PM

MrJesus: Bob Loblaw is on the case!


Oh! I'm going to check Bob Loblaw's Law Blog right now!
 
2012-03-27 12:09:15 PM

Mike Chewbacca: MrJesus: Bob Loblaw is on the case!

Oh! I'm going to check Bob Loblaw's Law Blog right now!


You, sir, are a mouthful.
 
2012-03-27 12:17:45 PM

DarkJohnson: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]
I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement


Don't underestimate the Christian Vote especially if Egg is running your campaign.
 
2012-03-27 12:19:55 PM
I've made a huge tiny mistake
 
2012-03-27 12:22:50 PM
Don't ask "can I," Ask "I can!"
You can control your bladder when you're dead!
No blood, no oil!
There's no "I" in "win!"
 
2012-03-27 12:23:42 PM

there4igraham: DarkJohnson: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]
I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement

Don't underestimate the Christian Vote especially if Egg is running your campaign.


Who?
 
2012-03-27 12:29:08 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Sandor at the Zoo: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's my son, you pothead!

It's like my heart is getting hard.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x356]


I love the park where the little boy found the arm
 
2012-03-27 12:32:36 PM

gimmegimme: there4igraham: DarkJohnson: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]
I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement

Don't underestimate the Christian Vote especially if Egg is running your campaign.

Who?


Her.
 
2012-03-27 12:34:17 PM

gimmegimme: there4igraham: DarkJohnson: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]
I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement

Don't underestimate the Christian Vote especially if Egg is running your campaign.

Who?


Bland...Erm, Ann
 
2012-03-27 12:35:55 PM

jj325: Yanks_RSJ: Sandor at the Zoo: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's my son, you pothead!

It's like my heart is getting hard.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x356]

I love the park where the little boy found the arm


Hey, dad, look what I found!
 
2012-03-27 12:41:45 PM
Him?
 
2012-03-27 12:46:36 PM

gunga galunga: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's Gob's son, you pothead!


Right! Like the guy in the thirty two hundred dollar suit is going to have a son like that. COME ON!!
 
2012-03-27 12:54:08 PM

gimmegimme: Mike Chewbacca: MrJesus: Bob Loblaw is on the case!

Oh! I'm going to check Bob Loblaw's Law Blog right now!

You, sir, are a mouthful.


There has to be a better way to say that.
 
2012-03-27 01:02:00 PM

imgod2u: gimmegimme: there4igraham: DarkJohnson: [timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com image 360x240]
I hear this is a Christian Evangelist movement

Don't underestimate the Christian Vote especially if Egg is running your campaign.

Who?

Bland...Erm, Ann


I think you mean Annabel because she's bell sha... she's the belle of the ball.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-03-27 01:02:09 PM
Really? Him?
 
2012-03-27 01:10:21 PM
www.arlingtondrafthouse.com



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).
 
2012-03-27 01:16:45 PM
He just needs to get those balls in the air.
 
2012-03-27 01:16:45 PM

gunga galunga: Yanks_RSJ: Steve Holt? The moron jock?

That's Gob's son, you pothead!


That's my son, you pothead!
 
2012-03-27 01:27:17 PM

frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).


But there's always money in the banana stand.
 
2012-03-27 01:37:43 PM

Strategeryz0r: frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).

But there's always money in the banana stand.


You just have to be careful not to hire a flamer.
 
2012-03-27 01:38:38 PM

frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).


You're going to get some bites with that one.
 
2012-03-27 01:43:21 PM

frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).


Serenity. LOL.
 
2012-03-27 01:44:30 PM

babysealclubber: frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).

You're going to get some bites with that one.


I am not trolling. I am not saying that AR was a bad show. Not at all. But Michael Cera is DONE, Bateman is nothing but box office death and NO ONE WATCHED THE SHOW when it was on tv, so NO ONE WILL CARE that they are making a movie, and the film, if actually made and released, will flop, and flop HARD. Internet fame does not equal box office success, just ask Serenity and Snakes On A Plane.

An AR movie is a BAD IDEA. They would be much better off with new projects, not trying to resurrect a dead property from 6 damn years ago that the mainstream rejected.
 
2012-03-27 01:46:11 PM

jj325: frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).

Serenity. LOL.


My point with Serenity is that word of mouth and dvd sales and internet noise got that movie made. And it is a good film.

And it bombed. Hard.
 
2012-03-27 02:08:23 PM

frepnog: jj325: frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).

Serenity. LOL.

My point with Serenity is that word of mouth and dvd sales and internet noise got that movie made. And it is a good film.

And it bombed. Hard.


Serenity would have done better, I think, if they hadn't sucked out all of the warmth and humor and character of the series. They swapped darkness for depth, and made everyone angry and bitter and angsty. Even the spaceship went through an emo-goth obsessed-with-death phase.
 
2012-03-27 02:09:09 PM

frepnog: My point with Serenity is that word of mouth and dvd sales and internet noise got that movie made. And it is a good film.

And it bombed. Hard.


Who cares, it was a great sendoff movie for a great series that didn't get the recognition it deserved. The fact that it made no money doesn't matter to me except that more movies won't get made.
 
2012-03-27 02:14:12 PM

frepnog: , so NO ONE WILL CARE that they are making a movie


Yeah, Imma have to disagree. Also, if you're not going to type Arrested Development, please say AD, AR is making me stabby. I keep wondering what rifles have to do with what we're talking about.
 
2012-03-27 02:14:58 PM

Chthonic Echoes: frepnog: jj325: frepnog: [www.arlingtondrafthouse.com image 520x383]



If this (AR) movie gets filmed, I hope the studio that makes it is ready for the financial loss.

/an arrested development movie can do NOTHING but flop. Hell, Bateman is box office poison, no one watched the show when it was on tv to begin with, and this just spells BAD IDEA. Not everything is Family Guy\Futurama (the new Futurama sucks, BTW. Hell, most of the OLD Futurama is not very good).

Serenity. LOL.

My point with Serenity is that word of mouth and dvd sales and internet noise got that movie made. And it is a good film.

And it bombed. Hard.

Serenity would have done better, I think, if they hadn't sucked out all of the warmth and humor and character of the series. They swapped darkness for depth, and made everyone angry and bitter and angsty. Even the spaceship went through an emo-goth obsessed-with-death phase.


Nah. Serenity would have done well had anyone cared about seeing the film .
 
2012-03-27 02:20:25 PM

frepnog: Nah. Serenity would have done well had anyone cared about seeing the film .


Your opinion is noted. Thanks for the contribution to the thread that was doing just fine without you.
 
2012-03-27 02:33:38 PM

babysealclubber: frepnog: , so NO ONE WILL CARE that they are making a movie

Yeah, Imma have to disagree. Also, if you're not going to type Arrested Development, please say AD, AR is making me stabby. I keep wondering what rifles have to do with what we're talking about.


sorry. I meant AD. derp.

Yanks_RSJ: frepnog: Nah. Serenity would have done well had anyone cared about seeing the film .

Your opinion is noted. Thanks for the contribution to the thread that was doing just fine without you.


Hey, I personally LOVED Serenity. It is a great movie, and I would have loved to see it become a franchise. It was certainly better than most sci-fi that hollywood craps out and managed to make the show look like something that people should have been watching.
 
2012-03-27 02:34:57 PM
I don't have a son. [He does.] But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!
 
2012-03-27 02:39:11 PM

MrEricSir: I don't have a son. [He does.] But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!


vicmackey.trakt.tv

Sorry, pal. Something came up.
 
2012-03-27 02:41:30 PM

MrEricSir: I don't have a son. [He does.] But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!


Gob was getting life lessons all over the place.
 
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