3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.

If "moral" was a synonym of "sanctimonious", he would have nailed this one.

Aw, hell, I bet he believes they're the same thing. I'll score him 1/5.

cameroncrazy1984: SkinnyHead: talk liberal

How does one "talk liberal"?

I'm pretty sure he meant either Ebonics or with a lisp. I don't think Ebonics with a lisp would work, though.

Gergesa: Well as a hate filled liberal I want to assure the writer that when the stars are properly aligned to raise the city of R'lyeh, he too will find outmoded concepts like morality unnecessary. Psychotic violent episodes, unholy transformations and death may also be something he experiences.

Not to mention projectile vomiting, and the growth of unwanted limbs.

Every single one of those things could be applied to a generalized view of the Right as well...

lennavan: Barfmaker: 1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

Well there you have it, a well written and thoroughly researched piece that finally shines a much-needed light on the evils of liberalism. I'm thankful to this HTML challenged gentleman for having the courage to speak up.

Rachel Maddow has been having segments lately talking about how Republicans have been using projection as a political strategy. Where they take exactly the bad things they are doing and claim the (D)'s are doing it. For instance Republicans say Democrats are waging war on women. Yeah, really.

That's what this list reminded me of.

Obi-Rove has taught them well. When he left them, they were but learners; now they are the masters.

Cythraul: FTA: "1) Most liberals are hateful people."

Aaaand, I stopped reading.

Because you hate the blogger? Score 1 for the blogger.

1) Most liberals are hateful people.

Indeed. Liberals are responsible for fighting against equal rights for gays and women.

Oh wait . . .

2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred. It's amazing how much we still hear about Nazis and the KKK, even though they're both marginalized, nearly powerless groups of misfits and losers. On the other hand, how marginalized are the hatemongers on the Left?

Agreed. Liberals are always spreading propaganda about how teh skarry mooselimbs will kill us all and how we need to bomb the brown people in the middle east and how those filthy mexicans are crossing the border to take all our jobs

Oh wait . . .

3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.

Agreed. Nothing says Christian Morality than condemning two guys to hell because they happen to love each other. And what's more moral than being forced to do good deeds in order to avoid an imaginary punishment?

4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not

Agreed. This is why the conservatives push such wonderful plans like the Paul Ryan plan.

5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant

Correct. It's the liberals who hate the gays, non-Christians, women, hispanics and the poor.

I agree with the author, Al Sharpton being on TV every night is an uncomfortable truth.

/shakes tiny fist of rage at liberals

What did I just read?

birchman: What did I just read?

Acting out of an idiot I would guess.

This has to be a joke? His first 4 are demonizing and dehumanizing a group of people, then his 5th one is "Most liberals are extremely intolerant. "... Seriously dude?

Whenever a prominent conservative gets sick or dies, there's an orgy of celebratory hatred on the Left. It happened with Reagan, Breitbart and every other big name conservative in between.

Two words for you, Roundboy... Ted Kennedy.

king cranium maximus IV: [i.imgur.com image 400x298]

seriously. that necklace.

god it must stink

skullkrusher: Every single one of those things could be applied to a generalized view of the Right as well...

Both sides are bad you say?

Uncomfortable truth #6: Liberals, Liberals, liberals, liberals, lib, er, als LIBERALS Libs Libs Libs LIBERALS!

/ooga booga

Five uncomfortable truths about conservatives...

1) The entire American Conservative platform is an exact contradiction with the teachings of Jesus.

2) They scoff at evolution, yet their ideal utopian civilization on earth is ruled by social Darwinism and the Law of the Jungle.

3) They preach the concept of "American Exceptionalism", yet deride anyone who wishes to extract themselves out of the mire of mediocrity as a "snob" or "elitist".

4) They claim to believe in the sanctity of life, yet are the most blood thirsty and most likely to treat other human beings as disposable.

5) Both times their holy combination of supply side economics and deregulation have been put into practice by a two term Republican President, the end result was a Wall Street crash and a massive government funded bailout of banks.

I_C_Weener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I didn't suddenly decide I was a liberal one day, you fascist bastards declared me one when I didn't agree with you

/YBS

Were you born liberal, or did your namby pamby parents nurture you this way? Probably too much Spongebob Squarepants and not enough Batman as a child. I suggest we send you to a Bible Camp program to discipline your love of all things liberal out of your system. A total detox. Not even one episode of Modern Family allowed.

The delirium tremors from Arrested Development withdrawal might kill him. Modern Family would act like a kind of methadone in this case.

DarwiOdrade: skullkrusher: Every single one of those things could be applied to a generalized view of the Right as well...

No, really?

you heard it here first.

/this is what I get for pointing out the obvious

Mrs.Sharpier:


got a lil something on your shirt there.


Santorum?

lennavan: skullkrusher: Every single one of those things could be applied to a generalized view of the Right as well...

Both sides are bad you say?

odd how the way one side generalizes the other turns out to be bad, eh?

Mrs.Sharpier: [i96.photobucket.com image 480x360]


got a lil something on your shirt there.

Holy shiat, this guy reminds me of many of the College Republicans I knew back in the day.

Irrational hatred towards "liberals". check

Inability to define "liberal". check

Sloppy dresser when he tries to "dress up". check

Takes pictures with the "rockstars" of the CR movement. check

Appears to have poor personal hygiene. check

shiat. Takes me back to the 1997 National Convention.

Straight from the Karl Rove handbook. Project your weaknesses on your opponent.

I decided to research the first 'claim' I came across. "harassing Michelle Malkin's family until they had to move,"


And this is the bigger story I found.



After nationally syndicated columnist and blogger Michelle Malkin posted the e-mail addresses and phone numbers of three members of Students Against War, they received a flood of obscene and harassing messages from around the country, including death threats. When a liberal Web site, in retaliation, published Malkin's cell phone number and home address, a full-blown blog war ensued. "I am now forced to remove one of my children from school and move my family," Malkin wrote Thursday in an e-mail to the Sentinel.

At long last, we have answers to the most important questions of our time.

22.) Liberals control the British Crown.
23.) Liberals keep the metric system down.
24.) Liberals keep Atlantis off the maps.
25.) Liberals keep the Martians under wraps.
26.) Liberals hold back the electric car.
27.) Liberals made Steve Gutenberg a star.
28.) Liberals rob cave fish of their sight.
29.) Liberals rig every Oscar night.

OK, some of these might actually be accurate.

He looks like John Candy but more like a very gay John Candy, make that a very gay living John Candy.

I am guessing at least most liberals know how to properly HTML format a blog.

Diogenes: I_C_Weener: adamgreeney: I credit Batman for helping me form my liberal leanings from a young age. He's the poster boy for liberal ideals. He spends all his money tying to help those in need and gives up his own health and happiness to do what's right for the downtrodden. Can't get much more liberal than that.

He does believe quite strongly in the Second Amendment and vigilante justice though...which isn't real liberal. And how did he make that money? Same way Romney did. Think about that...

Batman hates guns. And he employs vigilantism because of defects and corruption in the law enforcement and legal systems.

Bruce Wayne may have inherited his wealth, like a Kennedy, but Wayne Enterprises is a very liberal corporation, which always puts public interest ahead of profit. In fact, Wayne Pharmaceuticals and Wayne Healthcare runs Gotham City's healthcare system.

1) Most liberals conservatives are hateful people.
2) Liberals conservatives do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals conservatives are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals conservatives don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals conservatives are extremely intolerant.

FTFY
/should I take out "most"?

MindStalker: I decided to research the first 'claim' I came across. "harassing Michelle Malkin's family until they had to move,"


And this is the bigger story I found.



After nationally syndicated columnist and blogger Michelle Malkin posted the e-mail addresses and phone numbers of three members of Students Against War, they received a flood of obscene and harassing messages from around the country, including death threats. When a liberal Web site, in retaliation, published Malkin's cell phone number and home address, a full-blown blog war ensued. "I am now forced to remove one of my children from school and move my family," Malkin wrote Thursday in an e-mail to the Sentinel.

The phrase I use in these situations is "Turn-about is fair play."

OhioUGrad: I am guessing at least most liberals know how to properly HTML format a blog.

Of course we do.

The face of love, morality and tolerance.

This guy writes on a level that is more suited to ignorant farkers who run the zoo than the unfortunate bastards stuck in the cages.

Change the word "liberal" to "people". Now that makes more sense.