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2012-03-27 10:17:01 AM  

2wolves: Jake Havechek: Farking retard Hawkins didn't close his bold html tag.

God hates tags.


I love you for that.
 
2012-03-27 10:18:12 AM  
How do I get a gig as a "Professional blogger?"
 
2012-03-27 10:19:36 AM  

what_now: How do I get a gig as a "Professional blogger?"


1. Be Republican

2. Mash keyboard

3. Profit
 
2012-03-27 10:20:21 AM  

I_C_Weener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I didn't suddenly decide I was a liberal one day, you fascist bastards declared me one when I didn't agree with you

/YBS

Were you born liberal, or did your namby pamby parents nurture you this way? Probably too much Spongebob Squarepants and not enough Batman as a child. I suggest we send you to a Bible Camp program to discipline your love of all things liberal out of your system. A total detox. Not even one episode of Modern Family allowed.


I credit Batman for helping me form my liberal leanings from a young age. He's the poster boy for liberal ideals. He spends all his money tying to help those in need and gives up his own health and happiness to do what's right for the downtrodden. Can't get much more liberal than that.
 
2012-03-27 10:20:50 AM  

what_now: How do I get a gig as a "Professional blogger?"


You're a dirty liberal, so you can't get a professional blogging job, you know, because you already have a full-time America Hating job.
 
2012-03-27 10:24:24 AM  
Article should've been called "five uncomfortable myths about liberals"
 
2012-03-27 10:26:19 AM  
www.cybertheater.com
 
2012-03-27 10:28:56 AM  

Flab: SkinnyHead: It's hard to argue with the substance of it.

Mostly because there is none.


Oh hello, Flab. The article portrays liberals as hateful and intolerant people with fragile self esteem who talk liberal only so they can look cool in front of others and feel good about themselves. Those are generalizations, of course. Not every liberal can be described that way. But I'll keep an eye on this thread, because I think that most of the comments coming from liberals will confirm the major premise of the article.
 
2012-03-27 10:30:01 AM  
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2012-03-27 10:30:47 AM  

Wendy's Chili: what_now: How do I get a gig as a "Professional blogger?"

1. Be Republican

2. Mash keyboard

3. Profit


Can I just pretend? I mean, I could vomit word salad out for Townhall or Stormfront or whatever. Watch:

The truth that the liberal msm mainstream media doesn't want you know is that the liberals have all the words on their side, and they use these words to make you feel bad about yourself. They quote "professors" of "economics" and "history". These are grown men- and even some of those pantsuit wearing Hillary RODHAM Clinton wannabes- who have never had a real job like you or me, they've been "studying".

Well we know that Real Americans don't need fancy education at elitist liberal schools to understand who to spend our own money. Just because we don't understand concepts like "economics" and "international relations" doesn't mean those people are smarter than us. We know what we FEEL, and that's more important than any boos learning in the world.



Pay me.
 
2012-03-27 10:32:51 AM  

SkinnyHead: Flab: SkinnyHead: It's hard to argue with the substance of it.

Mostly because there is none.

Oh hello, Flab. The article portrays liberals as hateful and intolerant people with fragile self esteem who talk liberal only so they can look cool in front of others and feel good about themselves. Those are generalizations, of course. Not every liberal can be described that way. But I'll keep an eye on this thread, because I think that most of the comments coming from liberals will confirm the major premise of the article.


As a dirty lib, I just want to say that I love you, Skinnyhead. Your humor and wisdom are the least of your very unique and special qualities. Thank you for bringing so much joy to the politics thread, and not letting us forget what a true conservative is!
 
2012-03-27 10:33:31 AM  

SkinnyHead: talk liberal


How does one "talk liberal"?
 
2012-03-27 10:34:56 AM  

what_now: Wendy's Chili: what_now: How do I get a gig as a "Professional blogger?"

1. Be Republican

2. Mash keyboard

3. Profit

Can I just pretend? I mean, I could vomit word salad out for Townhall or Stormfront or whatever. Watch:

The truth that the liberal msm mainstream media doesn't want you know is that the liberals have all the words on their side, and they use these words to make you feel bad about yourself. They quote "professors" of "economics" and "history". These are grown men- and even some of those pantsuit wearing Hillary RODHAM Clinton wannabes- who have never had a real job like you or me, they've been "studying".

Well we know that Real Americans don't need fancy education at elitist liberal schools to understand who to spend our own money. Just because we don't understand concepts like "economics" and "international relations" doesn't mean those people are smarter than us. We know what we FEEL, and that's more important than any boos learning in the world.


Pay me.


I'll forward your writing samples to Americans For Prosperity.
 
2012-03-27 10:35:03 AM  
History is on their side.
 
2012-03-27 10:37:05 AM  
Professional dick flogger.
 
2012-03-27 10:37:23 AM  

Cythraul: FTA: "1) Most liberals are hateful people."

Aaaand, I stopped reading.



Oddly enough, I decided I hated the author at that exact same point. I must be a liberal.
 
2012-03-27 10:38:20 AM  
1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.


Aren't all of those the same?
 
2012-03-27 10:38:53 AM  

Bloody William: Please stop, elchip. There's enough stupid and crazy here to not have to feed it with this fake stuff anymore.


Huh? Did I miss something here?
 
2012-03-27 10:40:57 AM  
17. Most liberals are relentlessly punctual
 
2012-03-27 10:41:08 AM  
Need coffee, can't type, et cetera.
 
2012-03-27 10:41:16 AM  
Five uncomfortable truths about conservatives:

1) Rush Limbaugh
2) Fox News
3) Two wars
4) Worst recession since the Great Depression
5) Butthurt
 
2012-03-27 10:41:24 AM  
#6 Many of them own guns and are pro gun
 
2012-03-27 10:41:45 AM  
Based on the dialog with "libs" in regards to the Trayvon Martin shooting I would rate this as double plus true infinity.
 
2012-03-27 10:42:18 AM  
1) Most liberals are hateful people.

The ones who moved to the infotainment business? No more or less hateful than the ones in the rest of the entertainment industry.

The liberals I know here in New York tend to come from communities where local government was competent, honest, frugal and largely apolitical. The problem happens when they think they can assume the same on a larger scale of state and federal legislators, and forget that power corrupts.

2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.

See above. The public Al Sharpton.is a performance artist.

3) Most liberals are less moral than other people. You won't see liberals being accused of being hypocritical if it turns out that they don't have "good family values," commit adultery, or don't live up to their Christian beliefs because they don't really buy into any of those things.

Meh, it all evens out. Right-wingers don't get hammered for jet-setting around the world to give enviro-lectures to the little people.

4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not. This may seem like an alien concept to a lot of people, but liberals don't push policies based on whether they improve people's lives or not. To the contrary, liberals support policies that make them feel good about themselves

Has the writer ever heard ANY politician say "That idea I had a few years back? Wow, what a stinker. Zero out its budget line already."

5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

Disproved by the existence of forums like this one where I can give as good as I get with all you filthy communist hippie liberal farkers. Only rarely am I told to DIAF.
 
2012-03-27 10:42:18 AM  
Six uncomfortable truths about the "blogger":

1. He mistakes his opinion for fact
2. He writes for the internet, but has not idea how to use HTML tags
3. That necklace is atrocious
4. Even other conservatives look uncomfortable to be photographed with him
5. He seems unaware of what fascism is.
6. He's scratching out a living preaching to the converted and as messed up as the right wing movement in the US is, the "best before" date is quickly approaching as the elderly die off.
 
2012-03-27 10:42:27 AM  
Why are conservative bloggers and policy wonks so doughy and misshapen?

It's almost as if they've been kicked around a lot while younger by tall, athletic(looking), superior liberals and harbor a huge grudge, almost as huge as their jowls.

/Yes, I am full of liberal hate
 
2012-03-27 10:43:01 AM  
Wow, are you telling me that liberals and conservatives are the same people? My mind is blown.
 
2012-03-27 10:43:02 AM  

ferretman: Well, from the responses this thread has received, Drew should really mention that FARK is a LIBERAL website on the main page.


There are many, many, legitimate criticisms of liberals. These aren't them, because they show a profound lack of understanding of the liberal mindset. Pointing and laughing is the only sensible thing to do in this case.
 
2012-03-27 10:43:58 AM  
I think we can put the author into the "men who look like lesbians" category
 
2012-03-27 10:44:34 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: SkinnyHead: talk liberal

How does one "talk liberal"?


Talking Liberal involves speaking in complete sentences, citing actual facts, and failing to invoke the blessings of Saint Ronald Reagan.
 
2012-03-27 10:44:53 AM  
Look I can use the bold option for text also!

OF COURSE HAD THE AUTHOR USED CAPSLOCK IT WOULD HAVE REALLY GOTTEN THEIR POINT ACROSS!
 
2012-03-27 10:44:54 AM  
18.) Milt (sperm) from herring clouds the coastline in this aerial photo from the Sitka Sound herring sac roe fishery in Alaska.
 
2012-03-27 10:45:16 AM  
Most liberals are less moral than other people. You won't see liberals being accused of being hypocritical if it turns out that they don't have "good family values," commit adultery, or don't live up to their Christian beliefs because they don't really buy into any of those things. Liberals incessantly attack the church and they seldom talk about morals because if they have no morals, then no one can ever accuse them of being hypocrites. This is also why liberals feel so comfortable lying about conservatives. The standard with liberal blogs, papers, and cable news outlets isn't accuracy; it is doing damage to conservatives. It's considered perfectly acceptable amongst liberals to lie about conservatives, Christians, and anybody else who gets in the way of liberalism. The problem for liberals is that you can't smear and mock people for believing in morals, traditions, and family values while simultaneously credibly claiming to have them yourself.

The conservative leaders of today are full of morals.

Yup, filled up. The High Road is up there, with the conservative leaders of today.
 
2012-03-27 10:45:20 AM  
1) Most liberals are "hateful" people.
2) Liberals do more than any other "group" to encourage race-based "hatred".
3) Most liberals are less "moral" than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the "policies" they "advocate" work or not.
5) Most liberals are "extremely intolerant".

Fixed.
 
2012-03-27 10:45:45 AM  

Jackson Herring: 18.) Milt (sperm) from herring clouds the coastline in this aerial photo from the Sitka Sound herring sac roe fishery in Alaska.


o_O

 
2012-03-27 10:45:48 AM  
Truth #1: Liberals are uncomfortable. Not only are there bony projections galore -- tofu burgers provide insufficient padding -- If you accidentally sit on one, be prepared for an elbow in the ribs, or even worse.

In contrast, many conservatives are very comfortable to sit on, and if you are lucky enough to find one on a Wal-Mart scooter, it's just like sitting on a well-worn beanbag chair.
 
2012-03-27 10:46:31 AM  
Who are they uncomfortable for? I doubt they are uncomfortable for conservatives, who hate libtards and love anything negative about them. I doubt they are uncomfortable for liberals because they are lies.

The only part of that page's title that's true is "Five"
 
2012-03-27 10:47:01 AM  

qorkfiend: Jackson Herring: 18.) Milt (sperm) from herring clouds the coastline in this aerial photo from the Sitka Sound herring sac roe fishery in Alaska.

o_O


Sorry you can't face the uncomfortable truth about liberals...
 
2012-03-27 10:48:50 AM  
19.) Liberals have 11 toes
 
2012-03-27 10:49:08 AM  
6) 97% of liberals own refrigerators.
 
2012-03-27 10:49:22 AM  

Barfmaker: 1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

Well there you have it, a well written and thoroughly researched piece that finally shines a much-needed light on the evils of liberalism. I'm thankful to this HTML challenged gentleman for having the courage to speak up.


memepics.com
 
2012-03-27 10:49:26 AM  

adamgreeney: I credit Batman for helping me form my liberal leanings from a young age. He's the poster boy for liberal ideals. He spends all his money tying to help those in need and gives up his own health and happiness to do what's right for the downtrodden. Can't get much more liberal than that.


He does believe quite strongly in the Second Amendment and vigilante justice though...which isn't real liberal. And how did he make that money? Same way Romney did. Think about that...
 
2012-03-27 10:49:36 AM  
Well as a hate filled liberal I want to assure the writer that when the stars are properly aligned to raise the city of R'lyeh, he too will find outmoded concepts like morality unnecessary. Psychotic violent episodes, unholy transformations and death may also be something he experiences.
 
2012-03-27 10:50:01 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Mrs.Sharpier: His facebook photos (new window)

Looks like he uh ... errrr... Likes to have his picture taken with hot chicks

Indeed...
[faaaaaaabulous Bachmann pic]


Oh my Lord.
 
2012-03-27 10:50:32 AM  
Well, what do you know?
A 25 lb. bag of Retard Chow from Townhall!
I'm shocked, I tell you - shocked!
 
2012-03-27 10:50:44 AM  
Nah, conservatives aren't even remotely hateful, no siiir

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-27 10:51:01 AM  
Amazingly, if you listen to liberals, you'll find that they don't even understand what tolerance is in the first place. Actual tolerance means that you realize people have different practices and views and even if you don't agree, you understand that they should have the ability to live as they choose,

Out of all the other dap, this took the cake.
If conservatives are so tolerant then why are they fighting against gay marriage and women's health care? That's tolerance?

Get outta here.
 
2012-03-27 10:51:15 AM  

Jackson Herring: qorkfiend: Jackson Herring: 18.) Milt (sperm) from herring clouds the coastline in this aerial photo from the Sitka Sound herring sac roe fishery in Alaska.

o_O

Sorry you can't face the uncomfortable truth about liberals...


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-27 10:51:18 AM  

Barfmaker: 1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

Well there you have it, a well written and thoroughly researched piece that finally shines a much-needed light on the evils of liberalism. I'm thankful to this HTML challenged gentleman for having the courage to speak up.


Rachel Maddow has been having segments lately talking about how Republicans have been using projection as a political strategy. Where they take exactly the bad things they are doing and claim the (D)'s are doing it. For instance Republicans say Democrats are waging war on women. Yeah, really.

That's what this list reminded me of.
 
2012-03-27 10:51:19 AM  
20.) Liberals are incapable of turning right. This is why all NASCAR drivers are secret Dem voters
 
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