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2012-03-27 08:32:54 AM  
The title "professional blogger" implies that someone is paying him to do this. I'm assuming it's like when my Grandma used to promise me $5 for every "A" I got on my report card in 4th Grade.
 
2012-03-27 08:36:28 AM  
I didn't suddenly decide I was a liberal one day, you fascist bastards declared me one when I didn't agree with you

/YBS
 
2012-03-27 08:37:30 AM  
If these "truths" seem uncomfortable, it's probably because they got pulled out of your ass.
 
2012-03-27 08:39:03 AM  
1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.


Well there you have it, a well written and thoroughly researched piece that finally shines a much-needed light on the evils of liberalism. I'm thankful to this HTML challenged gentleman for having the courage to speak up.
 
2012-03-27 08:39:42 AM  
The most uncomfortable thing about that blog was the lack of closing bold tags. It's second only to ALL CAPS in unreadability.
 
2012-03-27 08:40:28 AM  
huuurrrrrrrrduuuurrrrrrrrrrr

well done, admins. you'll get lotsa clicks out of this.
 
2012-03-27 08:40:42 AM  
IF I PUT THINGS IN BOLD THAT MAKES THEM TRUE

Nice approval, troll.
 
2012-03-27 08:41:32 AM  
"Hi, I'm a trolling douchebag who writes at a fourth grade level!"

media.townhall.com

/bold!
 
2012-03-27 08:42:27 AM  
I'm going to be kind and assume this blogger is suffering something akin to a Doppler effect. The speed at which he is traveling towards ignorance distorts his perception of others causing him to think the others are distorted.

The sad thing is that in order to be a conservative he has had to abandon science so there is little hope for his recovery.
 
2012-03-27 08:43:38 AM  
Did somebody piss in the admins cornflakes this morning?
 
2012-03-27 08:45:58 AM  
FTA: "1) Most liberals are hateful people."

Aaaand, I stopped reading.
 
2012-03-27 08:46:34 AM  
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2012-03-27 08:46:35 AM  

TwoHead: I'm going to be kind and assume this blogger is suffering something akin to a Doppler effect. The speed at which he is traveling towards ignorance distorts his perception of others causing him to think the others are distorted.

The sad thing is that in order to be a conservative he has had to abandon science so there is little hope for his recovery.


Interesting analogy

/I think his mass is increasing, as well
 
2012-03-27 08:47:37 AM  

Cythraul: I stopped reading.


That's because you're a hateful liberal, and you hate reading things that are true!
 
2012-03-27 08:48:16 AM  
You know, if I were an average republican I would be pissed that the admins green'd this piece of shiat blog.

All it does is make the other side seem more fanatical and stupid.

It's what's wrong with politics today, and admins YOU'RE NOT HELPING


-1
 
2012-03-27 08:48:36 AM  
That may well be one of the most useless things I've ever skimmed over. Thanks for nothing.
 
2012-03-27 08:50:19 AM  

Cythraul: FTA: "1) Most liberals are hateful people."

Aaaand, I stopped reading.


I hate that about you.
 
2012-03-27 08:50:44 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: You know, if I were an average republican I would be pissed that the admins green'd this piece of shiat blog.

All it does is make the other side seem more fanatical and stupid.

It's what's wrong with politics today, and admins YOU'RE NOT HELPING


-1


they're not here to help. they're here to generate ad revenue, in which pursuit we are obliging them by commenting and refreshing. :)
 
2012-03-27 08:50:52 AM  

Cythraul: FTA: "1) Most liberals are hateful people."

Aaaand, I stopped reading.


This.
 
2012-03-27 08:51:54 AM  
We also emit a chemical that causes religious women to terminate their pregnancies.
 
2012-03-27 08:52:25 AM  
Farking retard Hawkins didn't close his bold html tag.
 
2012-03-27 08:53:13 AM  

CapnBlues: Mrs.Sharpier: You know, if I were an average republican I would be pissed that the admins green'd this piece of shiat blog.

All it does is make the other side seem more fanatical and stupid.

It's what's wrong with politics today, and admins YOU'RE NOT HELPING


-1

they're not here to help. they're here to generate ad revenue, in which pursuit we are obliging them by commenting and refreshing. :)


Eventually it will reach an equilibrium and people with even a slight modicum of interest to keep posting as a sane person will stop. And then ... bye bye revenue.
 
2012-03-27 08:54:15 AM  
Allow me to summarize the logic here:

FTFA: Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred. It's amazing how much we still hear about Nazis and the KKK, even though they're both marginalized, nearly powerless groups of misfits and losers.


Later in TFA: because budding liberal fascists often try to shout them down... ....liberalism and fascism are merely different branches of the same tree.

Once more, with emphasis:

If the Nazi Party or the KKK had tried to come up with a system to keep people hating each other based on skin color, they couldn't have ever created anything as effective as the one liberals have now implemented.

And then the inevitable coop de gracie:

They're hate-filled people who are constantly accusing EVERYONE ELSE of behaving the way they do on a daily basis.

This has been yet another episode of conservative cognitive dissonance street theatre. We hope you enjoyed it. Good night, and drive safely.
 
2012-03-27 08:54:46 AM  
This just in: Kefka from Final Fantasy 6, extreme liberal.
 
2012-03-27 08:54:48 AM  
"People who don't even know what tolerance is shouldn't be lecturing everyone else on the subject."

This message sponsored by the Mandatory Vaginal Wand Party.
 
2012-03-27 08:58:06 AM  

syrynxx: "People who don't even know what tolerance is shouldn't be lecturing everyone else on the subject."

This message sponsored by the Mandatory Vaginal Wand Party.


Alohomora Clitoritus!
 
2012-03-27 08:59:24 AM  

Barfmaker: 1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

Well there you have it, a well written and thoroughly researched piece that finally shines a much-needed light on the evils of liberalism. I'm thankful to this HTML challenged gentleman for having the courage to speak up.


Number 1. It's quite possible I have more hate. I might even take to a blog one day to describe what I don't like about conservatives.

Number 3 is definitely true. Why, I've divorced 6 women who were very ill. Well more than Gingrich.

Number 5? Sure. I can't abide women or gay people having less rights, whereas uber-conservatives such as Santorum are perfectly fine with it.
 
2012-03-27 08:59:32 AM  

Jake Havechek: Farking retard Hawkins didn't close his bold html tag.


God hates tags.
 
2012-03-27 08:59:38 AM  
I read Adam Smith and I must be stupid because I don't think that's what liberalism is. I think I need to leave this country.
 
2012-03-27 09:00:22 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: CapnBlues: Mrs.Sharpier: You know, if I were an average republican I would be pissed that the admins green'd this piece of shiat blog.

All it does is make the other side seem more fanatical and stupid.

It's what's wrong with politics today, and admins YOU'RE NOT HELPING


-1

they're not here to help. they're here to generate ad revenue, in which pursuit we are obliging them by commenting and refreshing. :)

Eventually it will reach an equilibrium and people with even a slight modicum of interest to keep posting as a sane person will stop. And then ... bye bye revenue.


i actually see fark-lite eventually turning into a huge pile of trolls and casual 1-post-per-day users. Mostly trolls, though. thing is, trolls are prolific and drive traffic. they'll post like crazy, refresh every ten seconds, and they'll all just be dancing with each other. The pure fact of the matter is that trolls boost ad revenue. That's why the mods are so permissive about them.
 
2012-03-27 09:00:27 AM  

syrynxx: This message sponsored by the Mandatory Vaginal Wand Party.


You see, you're wrong. It's the liberals that are being intolerant. They being intolerant to the baby.
 
2012-03-27 09:02:38 AM  
John Hawkins is a professional blogger who runs Right Wing News

Your "professional" blog sucks.

It would have been more enlightening to ask 5 year old autistic kids what they think of liberalism.
 
2012-03-27 09:03:58 AM  
It's like he's seen me naked. What else does this man know about me?
 
2012-03-27 09:04:54 AM  
Seems spot on to me.
 
2012-03-27 09:06:28 AM  

BillCo: Seems spot on to me.


It would, to you.
 
2012-03-27 09:06:50 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-27 09:07:19 AM  

Jake Havechek: BillCo: Seems spot on to me.

It would, to you.


Is this person a troll, or a true believer?
 
2012-03-27 09:07:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-27 09:07:38 AM  
I scanned the bold text and assumed this was insanity. Looks like I was right.
 
2012-03-27 09:08:53 AM  

unyon: coop de gracie:


Gracie may very well have had a coop, but I think the expression you were looking for is coup de grâce.
 
2012-03-27 09:14:17 AM  
The problem isn't just hateful liberals, but liberal bold tags that sneak up on you like a Frank MIller comic and he knew how bad liberals were he was the first who said how much the occupy movement people are stupid and we should all remember that conservatives are virtuous individuals and say "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
 
2012-03-27 09:14:17 AM  
His facebook photos (new window)

Looks like he uh ... errrr... Likes to have his picture taken with hot chicks
 
2012-03-27 09:16:51 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: His facebook photos (new window)

Looks like he uh ... errrr... Likes to have his picture taken with hot chicks


Gay.
 
2012-03-27 09:18:54 AM  

Diogenes: John Hawkins is a professional blogger who runs Right Wing News

Your "professional" blog sucks.

It would have been more enlightening to ask 5 year old autistic kids what they think of liberalism.


As I happen to have a five year old autistic kid in my living room, I asked him what he thinks of mommy's politics (I watch lots of news, take him to rallies and stuff like that, so he's exposed to my political beliefs quite a bit.) "Too much talking" was his response.

Yep, more enlightening than the article.
 
2012-03-27 09:19:20 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Did somebody piss in the admins cornflakes this morning?


Shhhh..... They don't know it yet, but it wasn't pee in their Cheerios.
 
2012-03-27 09:20:45 AM  
#1 is accurate. When Osama bin Laden died, I quite literally danced a jig. ObL had morals, a powerful tolerance of the oppression of women and gays, and even had more children than Santorum, proving how he is as pro-life as most Republicans (while being pro-war and endorsing the death penalty).

So, yes, I do, indeed, hate and rejoice at the death of conservatives.
 
2012-03-27 09:22:22 AM  
When Mr. BloggyPants sez:

1) Most liberals are hateful people.

What he means is:

When he goes around telling liberals that they are idiots and that they are destroying the country, they say things like "Fark off, asshole!" and "Get the fark out of my face!" These are the actions of hateful people!


When Mr. BloggyPants sez:

2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.

What he means is:

When a conservative does blatantly racist things, annoying liberals always call attention to it, thus promoting the racism. If the stupid libtards would just ignore the racism, it would magically disappear!


When Mr. BloggyPants sez:

3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.

What he means is:

All morals are defined in the bible, and liberals hate the bible! In fact, they probably use it to wipe their ass. This is very immoral!


When Mr. BloggyPants sez:

4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.

What he means is:

Nobody knows what the fark these laws contain. Even the lawmakers who sign them don't know what the fark they do. Somehow, this is the liberals fault.


When Mr. BloggyPants sez:

5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.

What he means is:

Liberals call conservatives out on intolerance. This is in itself intolerance! You're intolerance of my intolerance is very intolerant! In fact, it's twice as intolerant! I can't tolerate that!
 
2012-03-27 09:22:50 AM  
"Professional blogger". Jesus H. Christ.
 
2012-03-27 09:25:05 AM  

MidnightSkulker: "Too much talking" was his response.


I'd be hard pressed to disagree with him ;-)
 
2012-03-27 09:26:22 AM  

Barfmaker: 1) Most liberals are hateful people.
2) Liberals do more than any other group to encourage race-based hatred.
3) Most liberals are less moral than other people.
4) Most liberals don't care if the policies they advocate work or not.
5) Most liberals are extremely intolerant.


talk about projection! that reads like the handbook to the modern republican party.
 
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