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(Stylist)   Commemorative mugs urge Kate Middleton to "produce children" with Prince Harry   (stylist.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-03-27 08:35:08 AM  
wearemoviegeeks.com
And may their first child be... a MASCULINE child.
 
2012-03-27 08:48:58 AM  
They guy is a pasty, white aristocrat. They all look the same to me.
 
2012-03-27 08:55:58 AM  
Isn't that pretty much her job description?
 
2012-03-27 08:56:24 AM  
As if your mother-in-law constantly nagging you about grandchildren wasn't enough. Imagine the pressure of a country asking you to breed upon command.
 
2012-03-27 09:14:56 AM  
They are trying to make sure that Prince Charles' DNA doesn't make it to the next generation of royals.
 
2012-03-27 09:20:47 AM  

Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?


Not with her brother-in-law, though.

Also, hasn't that story been greenlit before?
 
2012-03-27 09:29:38 AM  

Flab: Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?

Not with her brother-in-law, though.

Also, hasn't that story been greenlit before?



Oh, is Harry not the one she married? Not being British, gay, or a woman they're all just a big, pale blur to me.

/clearly DNRTFA
 
2012-03-27 09:37:21 AM  
Ha ha...wrong prince. Would have been funnier if it was a photo of Prince. PURPLE REIGN...
 
2012-03-27 09:40:11 AM  
In their defense, Harry probably would like to hit that.
 
2012-03-27 09:40:50 AM  
If Harry isn't available, I can find a slot on my schedule...heck, I'm available for the forseeable future for such an appointment, really.
 
2012-03-27 09:42:25 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: They are trying to make sure that Prince Charles' DNA doesn't make it to the next generation of royals.


Your DNA however, is made of awesome. Brava.
 
2012-03-27 09:43:25 AM  

IamAwake: If Harry isn't available, I can find a slot on my schedule...heck, I'm available for the forseeable future for such an appointment, really.


If you have a slot, I think Harry's available.

/oh yeah, I said it.
 
2012-03-27 09:43:34 AM  
Too bad they just can't get a spine and admit they are just like every other meat sack and their claim to being superior due to their hundreds of years or raaape, murder and theft is a farce. So sad the people don't have a spine to kick them out too. I feel sorry for all the brits that can't even comment due to their police state. The only good royal is a dead royal...all of them
 
2012-03-27 09:43:38 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: They are trying to make sure that Prince Charles' DNA doesn't make it to the next generation of royals.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-27 09:44:45 AM  
Certainly there is Biblical precedent for Prince Harry's sexual congress with....what's she now, Kate, Duchesss of Earl? Should William be unable to produce an heir the duty would fall to Harry, of course.
 
2012-03-27 09:47:09 AM  
Hey, it may just happen. The men of the House of Windsor seem to like to spread their seed around.
 
2012-03-27 09:47:49 AM  
so special
 
2012-03-27 09:49:23 AM  
One, two princes kneel before you
That what I said now
Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one dresses up like Hitler
Ain't in his head, now
 
2012-03-27 09:49:32 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-27 09:54:48 AM  

McManus_brothers: SecretAgentWoman: They are trying to make sure that Prince Charles' DNA doesn't make it to the next generation of royals.

[i.imgur.com image 387x185]


At first glance, I actually thought the first two pics were both Harry. Yep. DNA indeed....
 
2012-03-27 09:55:23 AM  
www.mizzenmast.fr
Prince Charles is excited by the thought of little royals dashing about.
 
2012-03-27 09:59:13 AM  

Sybarite: Flab: Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?

Not with her brother-in-law, though.

Also, hasn't that story been greenlit before?


Oh, is Harry not the one she married? Not being British, gay, or a woman they're all just a big, pale blur to me.

/clearly DNRTFA


yeah, I had to read the article cause I didn't get the fail tag use till I did.
 
2012-03-27 10:01:38 AM  

busy chillin': so special


That's the hilariously awkward cherry on the sundae of mistaken identity/exhortation to reproduction.

/SO SPECIAL.
 
2012-03-27 10:02:00 AM  
And I would urge prince Harry to...

i.qkme.me
 
2012-03-27 10:03:35 AM  
If I were Harry, I would keep a set of those around and use them when my brother comes to visit, just to annoy him.
 
2012-03-27 10:06:03 AM  

Flab: Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?

Not with her brother-in-law, though.


Inbreeding, the essence of European Royalty for a millenium.
www.hemophilia.org
 
2012-03-27 10:09:49 AM  
Who's Harry? And why should I care. This is the only Harry I know;

www.drugfree.org
 
2012-03-27 10:17:26 AM  

Phorever_Phailurz: I feel sorry for all the brits that can't even comment due to their police state.


As said by some yank in his state designated "Freedom Zone" whilst the police boot his door down for suggesting going to Amsterdam and consuming a perfectly legal substance in that area. Or perhaps you prefer to have fun with the strip search whilst the TSA 'lovingly' fondle your junk on the.
 
2012-03-27 10:17:35 AM  

cgraves67: If I were Harry, I would keep a set of those around and use them when my brother comes to visit, just to annoy him.


Hell, if Harry has 1/10th the sense of humor as his grandfather, he commissioned the things.
 
2012-03-27 10:18:49 AM  

MBooda: Flab: Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?

Not with her brother-in-law, though.

Inbreeding, the essence of European Royalty for a millenium.
[www.hemophilia.org image 470x341]


That looks like the Game of Thrones family tree.


Also, even if the photos on the mug were correct, it's still incredibly tacky in every way that it's possible for a teacup to be tacky.
 
2012-03-27 10:20:01 AM  

Cythraul: As if your mother-in-law constantly nagging you about grandchildren wasn't enough. Imagine the pressure of a country asking you to breed upon command.


well... i think it's easier when you realize, as potential parents, they will never want for money, they don't have or need jobs, and they'll have a staff larger than a private university to care for the child.

/ so, yeah... it's pretty much just a 9 month physical investment... but, remember that part about a staff and no job... probably not too tough... even still, it could be avoided with surrogacy.
 
2012-03-27 10:22:55 AM  
No sex please, they're British.
 
2012-03-27 10:39:40 AM  
I'm here for ya, Kate!
 
2012-03-27 10:40:58 AM  
nudge, nudge, wink, wink
 
2012-03-27 10:51:47 AM  

Cythraul: As if your mother-in-law constantly nagging you about grandchildren wasn't enough. Imagine the pressure of a country asking you to breed upon command.


Yeah, didn't the empress of Japan go insane because of all the pressure to produce an heir? Not exactly a life I'd be interested in.
 
2012-03-27 10:53:21 AM  

MBooda: Flab: Sybarite: Isn't that pretty much her job description?

Not with her brother-in-law, though.

Inbreeding, the essence of European Royalty for a millenium.
[www.hemophilia.org image 470x341]


I ain't buying it. I want bloodtests for all of them. Too many instances of the only real bloodlines being through bastards.

/isn't the queen mum (or her mama) really the child of an irish housekeeper?
 
2012-03-27 10:56:06 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Certainly there is Biblical precedent for Prince Harry's sexual congress with....what's she now, Kate, Duchesss of Earl? Should William be unable to produce an heir the duty would fall to Harry, of course.


Only if William dies first.
 
2012-03-27 11:00:27 AM  
Commemorative condoms.
1.bp.blogspot.com

and
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A British sexy toy company has made a very special commemorative wedding ring in honor of Prince William and Catherine Middleton's upcoming nuptials.
But this wedding ring adorns an extension of the male body a little farther south of the left hand. Oh, and it vibrates.

Wanna pretend you're as fancy and cheeky as the royal family? Have you been following the too-skinny scandal, wedding dress details, and even ordered one of those giant portrait pizzas? Then you're the perfect candidate for this royal blue silicone penis ring designed with a crown-like imprint that feels as good as it looks. (We guess?)

Just say, "I do" and press the ON button.

Supposedly drafted by professional artists, the Commemorative Royal Wedding Ring is a "classic collectible to cherish" - by stretching it around your cock and balls before railing your own princess into oblivion.
Class and poise. It's the royal way.
Link

What, no commemorative dildos? Do they get royalties on these things?
 
2012-03-27 11:03:13 AM  
Caption:
I'm going to tap that ass so hard.....
www.stylist.co.uk
 
2012-03-27 11:04:16 AM  
www.stylist.co.uk

I think I'm going to be sick...

/ok puke coming out now
 
2012-03-27 11:07:28 AM  

Andromeda: Cythraul: As if your mother-in-law constantly nagging you about grandchildren wasn't enough. Imagine the pressure of a country asking you to breed upon command.

Yeah, didn't the empress of Japan go insane because of all the pressure to produce an heir? Not exactly a life I'd be interested in.


Duty/Honor and Interest aren't required to intersect.
 
2012-03-27 11:08:13 AM  
Almost....almost....almost....ah, there we are


/Good job
 
2012-03-27 11:10:31 AM  
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2012-03-27 11:13:02 AM  
What's this business about the message on the back of the mug??? That's just totally made up bullshiat.
 
2012-03-27 11:23:53 AM  

RabidRythmDivas: What's this business about the message on the back of the mug??? That's just totally made up bullshiat.


Looks shopped, actually. The text in completely straight, yet printed on a curved surface.
 
2012-03-27 11:28:56 AM  

Flab: Not with her brother-in-law, though


Hey, it worked for Henry VIII and Catherine fo Aragon...oh wait.

MBooda that's nothing on Charles II of Spain. Makes Victoria's brood look positively progressive by comparison.

www.genealogyintime.com
 
2012-03-27 11:36:11 AM  

missiv: [www.mizzenmast.fr image 590x430]
Prince Charles is excited by the thought of little royals dashing about.


fc06.deviantart.net
 
2012-03-27 11:39:08 AM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Flab: Not with her brother-in-law, though

Hey, it worked for Henry VIII and Catherine fo Aragon...oh wait.

MBooda that's nothing on Charles II of Spain. Makes Victoria's brood look positively progressive by comparison.

[www.genealogyintime.com image 500x385]


Things that come up surprisingly often on Fark:

Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid
Charles II of Spain
(A third thing I can't recall right now)
 
2012-03-27 11:52:44 AM  
All white people look alike.
 
2012-03-27 12:03:30 PM  
i1100.photobucket.com

yup
 
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