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(CBS News)   Come one, who wouldn't want to pay $50 for a picture with a guy who has absolutely not chance of winning his party's nomination?   (cbsnews.com) divider line 52
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2012-03-27 08:29:07 AM
I can 'shop one in 20 minutes for free, with your dick in his ass.
 
2012-03-27 08:37:53 AM
I'd prefer one of Callista. When her race finally invades our planet perhaps that photo would buy me a cushy job running a nutrient harvester.
 
2012-03-27 08:44:56 AM
come one. not chance? where is phone?
 
2012-03-27 08:51:38 AM
Donuts are also an acceptable form of payment.
 
2012-03-27 09:05:51 AM
Geez...I hope people are wearing safety goggles. Look at that button on his jacket! It's holding on for dear life? Someone's losing an eye.
 
2012-03-27 09:46:38 AM
By the way, what's the over/under on how long Calista sticks around after his presidential bid fails?

I give it a couple of weeks.
 
2012-03-27 10:16:38 AM

CapnBlues: come one. not chance? where is phone?


How is President formed?
 
2012-03-27 10:17:33 AM
Good luck in your ESL class subby.
 
2012-03-27 10:18:03 AM

CapnBlues: come one. not chance? where is phone?


Maybe subby meant "naught."
 
2012-03-27 10:19:31 AM
I'd pay $50 to punch him in the face. Is that an option?
 
2012-03-27 10:22:47 AM
Who would pay $50 for a picture of that fat ugly fascist kumquat?

Also, what kind of name is "Newt Gingrinch"?
 
2012-03-27 10:23:49 AM
Someone should set up outside with a life sized cardboard cut out of him with a half-price deal.
 
2012-03-27 10:24:05 AM
A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.
 
2012-03-27 10:24:28 AM

Diogenes: Geez...I hope people are wearing safety goggles.


Oh come on. Subby's headline was incredibly poorly written but it wasn't that bad.
 
2012-03-27 10:25:58 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: I'd pay $50 to punch him in the face. Is that an option?


I know very few people who wouldn't pay $50 to punch Newt in the face. Hell, make it $500 and we can pay off the national debt and pay for that fancy moon base he wants so badly.
 
2012-03-27 10:27:05 AM

thurstonxhowell: Fluorescent Testicle: I'd pay $50 to punch him in the face. Is that an option?

I know very few people who wouldn't pay $50 to punch Newt in the face. Hell, make it $500 and we can pay off the national debt and pay for that fancy moon base he wants so badly.


I'd pay $500 to punch him.
 
2012-03-27 10:27:19 AM
So it's official. Gingrich has reached "has-been celebrity at a comic convention" status.
 
2012-03-27 10:27:35 AM
I only charge $9.99 for a picture with me, also someone who has not a chance of becoming President of the United States, and that price includes the free souvenir beverage mug.
 
2012-03-27 10:29:05 AM
I'd pay $50 for a picture with the former speaker of the house. It would look nice in my library along with my numerous degrees, awards, and commendations. Sometimes you need to rise above partisan politics and show respect for the office even if you don't respect the person in it.
 
2012-03-27 10:29:20 AM
God gawd, that man is a shameless attention whore.

Where will it all end? With Callista giving handies and lap dances in a back corner of the GOP convention trying to pay back Newt's debts? That would be tragic.

/In other news, Charlie Rose is doing a morning show now?
//Anyone know if it's worth watching?
 
2012-03-27 10:30:10 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
50 you say?
 
2012-03-27 10:30:53 AM

Disposable Rob: So it's official. Gingrich has reached "has-been celebrity at a comic convention" status.


I think Burt Ward would be offended by that comparision.
 
2012-03-27 10:31:38 AM
Only if he poses like this:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-27 10:33:03 AM

quatchi: Where will it all end? With Callista giving handies and lap dances in a back corner of the GOP convention


how do you think they met?
 
2012-03-27 10:35:13 AM

max_pooper: A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.


[citation needed]
 
2012-03-27 10:36:14 AM
For 10 bucks you can use mine and photoshop yourself into it!


a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-27 10:36:45 AM

Shaggy_C: I'd pay $50 for a picture with the former speaker of the house. It would look nice in my library along with my numerous degrees, awards, and commendations. Sometimes you need to rise above partisan politics and show respect for the office even if you don't respect the person in it.


You obviously show more respect for his former office than he did. Blumpkins, ethics violations and removal... oh my!
 
2012-03-27 10:39:55 AM
He's turning into Herman Cain.
 
2012-03-27 10:39:59 AM
Newt should charge that to anyone who wants to blow him (because, narcissism). Which, would make him the world's most grotesque gigolo, so nasty even Rosie O'Donnell's labial dick wouldn't get hard.
 
2012-03-27 10:40:19 AM

coeyagi: max_pooper: A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.

[citation needed]


Even if it is true, on one hand, you have a washed-up, thrice married, political windbag whose campaign is crashing and burning around him and on the other hand you have the friggin' POTUS!!
 
2012-03-27 10:41:46 AM

theknuckler_33: coeyagi: max_pooper: A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.

[citation needed]

Even if it is true, on one hand, you have a washed-up, thrice married, political windbag whose campaign is crashing and burning around him and on the other hand you have the friggin' POTUS!!


My guess is that failposter was referring to a specific 10,000 dollar/plate dinner, not your run-of-the-mill campaign event. But I would never accuse the right of distorting the facts.
 
2012-03-27 10:50:14 AM

coeyagi: max_pooper: A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.

[citation needed]


$10,000 for picture with President (new window)

$10,000 for picture with First Lady (new window)

Going with the comic book convention analogy: Obama is like Stan Lee with a line of 1000 people paying to shake is hand and Gingrich is an assistant illustrator on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who wasn't allowed past security.
 
2012-03-27 10:55:57 AM

coeyagi: You obviously show more respect for his former office than he did. Blumpkins, ethics violations and removal... oh my!


Meh. Doesn't change the fact that he was one of the most visible and powerful Speakers of the last 50 years. Second only to maybe Tip O'Neill, in my book. I hate his policies but things definitely changed on his watch.
 
2012-03-27 10:58:02 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd prefer one of Callista. When her race finally invades our planet perhaps that photo would buy me a cushy job running a nutrient harvester.


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-27 11:04:24 AM

Alphax: thurstonxhowell: Fluorescent Testicle: I'd pay $50 to punch him in the face. Is that an option?

I know very few people who wouldn't pay $50 to punch Newt in the face. Hell, make it $500 and we can pay off the national debt and pay for that fancy moon base he wants so badly.

I'd pay $500 to punch him.


I'd pay $1000 to do a Billy Batts on him. $1500 if they can arrange to have the song "Atlantis" by Donovan playing in the background.
 
2012-03-27 11:10:34 AM

max_pooper: Going with the comic book convention analogy: Obama is like Stan Lee with a line of 1000 people paying to shake is hand and Gingrich is an assistant illustrator on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who wasn't allowed past security.


So, a tracer?
 
2012-03-27 11:21:31 AM
Newt Gingrinch, Speaker Superstar?
 
2012-03-27 11:24:14 AM

Shaggy_C: I'd pay $50 for a picture with the former speaker of the house. It would look nice in my library along with my numerous degrees, awards, and commendations. Sometimes you need to rise above partisan politics and show respect for the office even if you don't respect the person in it.


upload.wikimedia.org
/approves
 
2012-03-27 11:45:12 AM

Chagrin: Oh come on one. Subby's headline was incredibly poorly written but it wasn't that bad.


FTFY

/pet peeve
 
2012-03-27 11:46:59 AM
OneTimed: Who would pay $50 for a picture of that fat ugly fascist kumquat?

I would, if I could get away with threading out my junk and making a crazy face.
 
2012-03-27 11:51:00 AM

max_pooper: coeyagi: max_pooper: A photo with Obama at a campaign event will run you $10,000.

[citation needed]

$10,000 for picture with President (new window)

$10,000 for picture with First Lady (new window)

Going with the comic book convention analogy: Obama is like Stan Lee with a line of 1000 people paying to shake is hand and Gingrich is an assistant illustrator on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who wasn't allowed past security.


That was one event for a viable campaign. This is Newt grabbing cash as the ship goes down, but thanks for the false equivalency!
 
2012-03-27 12:33:15 PM
Subby is and idiot
 
2012-03-27 12:36:57 PM

physt: upload.wikimedia.org


A Pelosi picture would be even better than a Gingrich one, honestly. She was the first female Speaker, that gives her additional pizzazz on the "wall of fame".
 
2012-03-27 01:33:55 PM
He's just capitalizing on the latest internet fad, "newting."
 
2012-03-27 01:47:13 PM
So, it turns out that Tiffany's expected that money back.
 
2012-03-27 01:48:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-27 02:06:23 PM
I can't stop laughing at this. If Newt had some class, he could have ducked out and been remembered fondly. Instead, he's going to be that sad loser that everybody ignores at the convention. He's pulling lower numbers than the religious guy whose last name now means 'liquid shiat.'

The only way Newt's live can end is being found dead in his backyard of a massive heart attack a week after it happened, mostly because the staff didn't care and his ninth wife was out on a week-long boink with the pool boy.
 
2012-03-27 02:06:58 PM
*life, even.

/laughing too hard to spell correctly
 
2012-03-27 03:31:19 PM
I would pay $50 to take a photo with Newt, but i would goose him just as the pic is taken.
 
2012-03-27 03:47:36 PM
Ron Paul?
 
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