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(The Smoking Gun)   Jackass "Party Boy" Chris Pontius found lying naked and drunk on hood of car and threatens to kick the "posterior" of police. Guess who's there   ( divider line
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2003-10-28 01:16:00 PM  
I see his address. I'm gonna goto his house now.
2003-10-28 01:17:33 PM  
Hell, I might as well call him up too . . .
2003-10-28 01:27:39 PM  
Speaking of Party Boy, does anyone know what the name of his theme song is and who 'plays' it?
2003-10-28 01:29:06 PM  
you can claim "prank by friends" as an excuse now?
2003-10-28 01:40:57 PM  
anybody else get an error accessing the page?
2003-10-28 01:43:11 PM  
cannot pull up the page
2003-10-28 01:45:43 PM  
got the message "The requested resource is in use."
2003-10-28 01:47:22 PM  
seems to be working now...
2003-10-28 01:53:07 PM  
Wow, he lives on a nice street. Nice aerial pic i have here.....TSG needs to watch what they put out..
2003-10-28 02:09:58 PM  
I'm still trying to guess who was there. Ted Kennedy? Hitler? Baby Jeebus?
2003-10-28 04:20:31 PM  
Hey we could all call him and when he answers just say

"jackass" That would be hilarious.

*running away*
2003-10-28 04:53:31 PM  
2003-10-28 05:09:11 PM  
Is he the one that was launching bottle rockets out of his A-hole?
2003-10-28 06:49:13 PM  
Wildboyz was just okay. However Viva La Bam had me laughing my ass off.

Too bad the Tivo guide doesn't distinguish between episodes yet.. my Season Pass is recording the same damn episode over and over again.
2003-10-28 06:49:30 PM  
I read Jackass "Party Boy" Chris Pontius found lying...and expected the next word to be 'dead'.
2003-10-28 06:50:42 PM  
I give up, who?
2003-10-28 06:51:06 PM  
And today he's the Fark Personals POTD.
2003-10-28 06:51:38 PM  
that officer's writing suggests he is perfect for the job.
2003-10-28 06:52:17 PM  
Guy Incognito:

Thanks to shows like Jackass, now you can.
2003-10-28 06:53:16 PM  
Try to wash your hands now...Oh wait, wrong Pontius...
2003-10-28 06:54:14 PM  
What, no pictures?

I've seen some, nice ones. This could have been an honest-to-God weeeners if they had but tried a bit...
2003-10-28 06:55:14 PM  
I liked Pontius. Party Boy is hilarious.
2003-10-28 06:55:37 PM  
He actually said "posterior" when threatening the cops? I bet it was funny if you were there.
2003-10-28 06:55:56 PM  
Geez... the Thong Thief story that was linked on that page was a lot funnier.
2003-10-28 06:55:57 PM  
does any self-respecting person really watch these asshats' television shows?

i guess they must... 'cause emty-v would'nt put 'em on the air if there were no ratings.

sigh... another sign of the apocalypse.

quietly sobbing, waiting for giant balls of fire to rain from sky.
2003-10-28 06:56:24 PM  
stoliman -

I'm right with you on that - I had to reread the line before I realized it wasn't something like 'pool of his own blood' or something
2003-10-28 06:57:34 PM  
What? Passed out on a car? Shouldn't it have been a shopping cart?
2003-10-28 07:00:08 PM  
stoliman: "I read Jackass "Party Boy" Chris Pontius found lying...and expected the next word to be 'dead'."

haha, me too. I was so disappointed to learn he's still alive.
2003-10-28 07:02:06 PM  
That's not his home address, geniuses, but the location of where the incident took place. His home address is blurred.
2003-10-28 07:04:13 PM  
If anyone watched MTV Cribs: The Cribs of Jackass, Party Boy lived in his truck. Weird that he has a home address
2003-10-28 07:06:32 PM  
quasimodem - no his address is blanked but the residence phone number isn't.
2003-10-28 07:13:19 PM  
I haven't seen Johnny Knoxville lately. He made a mint off of jackass the movie.
He's one smart guy, take the money and run. I wish him well.
2003-10-28 07:14:28 PM  
In Florida, if you get caught publicly drunk and naked by police, you get a free psychiatric evaluation? Kickass.
2003-10-28 07:15:23 PM  
I too briefly thought that the headline was announcing Pontius's death. Had to chop off an impending freakout in the bud. 'Cause him dying would be such a shame and stuff, you know?
2003-10-28 07:19:06 PM  
AHh, image saved in case they realize that they didn't blurr the phone number. So very tempting to email this to angry mothers.
2003-10-28 07:21:04 PM  
Even thought it is on the police report, don't post it on fark. Thanks!
2003-10-28 07:22:18 PM  
I would have thought that if it's in the article it should be OK to post in the comments but considering that Fark doesn't want to get sued it makes sense that it doesn't want to risk it being posted I suppose
2003-10-28 07:22:29 PM  
"I swear ociffer. I was a victum of foul play!"

He must be one of those eloquent drunks, like Hemingway or Poe.
2003-10-28 07:22:37 PM  
Yeah, it would have been much more amusing if he were found laying dead, instead.

God but Jackass is a terrible show. Sometimes they do some cool stunts like the full 360-degree loop skate ramp, but 99% of the crap they do is just unfunny, stupid, and a complete waste of time to watch.
2003-10-28 07:24:15 PM  
re: Victim

Everything else about that post is as it should be.
2003-10-28 07:25:54 PM  
From the FArQ's:
Messages containing private information: We are aware that most of this information can be found using Whois, or Google, or a phone book - however, posts containing email addresses, phone numbers, street addresses, credit card numbers, etc. are not allowed.
It's no big deal, really. If anyone wants it, they can see it. Just don't post it here.
2003-10-28 07:26:56 PM  
I guess they didn't wanna party,...
2003-10-28 07:33:41 PM  
Liscense# is 777777777?
2003-10-28 07:34:08 PM  
I always thought Party Boy was Jackass's weakest bit.
2003-10-28 07:36:51 PM  
this dude is the gayest character on that show.

2003-10-28 07:36:55 PM  
Assuming there was ever a strong bit.
2003-10-28 07:41:07 PM  
Cops should have killed him as a warning to the rest of those idiots.
or just for fun. whatever.
2003-10-28 07:46:07 PM  
This is the image that comes up when you type "party boy" into google's search engine:

[image from too old to be available]

2003-10-28 07:46:16 PM  
being on Jackass, I really, really doubt he cares at all that this happened or that people know about it.
2003-10-28 07:49:51 PM  
Just Like the cop in the Report, I Love to sRinkLe capital LetteRs thRoughout my wRitings fRom begiNNing to eND.
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