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(Daily Mail)   'Octomom' poses topless three years after eight-baby pregnancy and OH GOD, MY EYES (Not safe for work pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 151
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2012-03-27 01:16:16 PM
Let's get divorced. You marry the butler and I'll be a gay octomom!
 
2012-03-27 01:41:45 PM
Single Mom....
14 Children....
Time to hit the gym 3x a week for multiple hours each time
Still finds time to run 40 miles per week!

And she still have time to have a successful career!

OH WAIT!

That's because we're paying for it! She has a better quality of life than I do, while collecting government checks and failing to pay her mortgage.

//And the nannies that raise her children
///She should a CEO, to be honest
 
2012-03-27 02:17:30 PM
I'd forgotten how funny her face looks. But otherwise, not bad. If you bagged it, I'd tag it.
 
2012-03-27 02:19:32 PM

MadSkillz: Eh. You have 14 kids and try to look good. It's normal.


- OR -

If you have 14 kids, don't go around posing topless. How about that? Attention whores deserve any criticism we can muster, because they're attention whores that shouldn't be doing things like this.
 
2012-03-27 02:30:25 PM
Here's my attempt at a Photoshopped prettier version.

Link pops, as equally NSFW as the source image. Just not as eye-bleachy.
 
2012-03-27 02:35:21 PM

DeltaPunch: If you have 14 kids, don't go around posing topless. How about that? Attention whores deserve any criticism we can muster, because they're attention whores that shouldn't be doing things like this.


Huh. I've got one. If you're somehow butthurt about what other people do to be "attention whores", don't, you know, give them attention.

Also, I'm not sure why chicks that have a lot of kids shouldn't be posing for nudie shots. What are you, Rick Santorum? Crazy Eyes here isn't my thing, but this is the internet. Let the freak flag fly.
 
2012-03-27 02:37:25 PM

eyehate: She looks like a lumpy potato.


She's like a pale, squishy English muffin of tawdriness, complete with nooks and crannies to hold my melted love.
 
2012-03-27 02:42:39 PM
Anyone who could get past her nightmare muppet face and batshiat personality, is totally welcome to her jellyfish skin and average body.

There are completely sane moms out there who have very decent or better bodies, and still have legit human faces, who aren't getting paid to get their kit off, and would even be a sport and show their nipples. Why does she deserve special immunity from criticism?

Really don't understand all the white knighting for her.
 
2012-03-27 02:51:39 PM

Professor_Murder:

There are completely sane moms out there...


No there aren't.
 
2012-03-27 03:11:14 PM

Cagey B: DeltaPunch: If you have 14 kids, don't go around posing topless. How about that? Attention whores deserve any criticism we can muster, because they're attention whores that shouldn't be doing things like this.

Huh. I've got one. If you're somehow butthurt about what other people do to be "attention whores", don't, you know, give them attention.

Also, I'm not sure why chicks that have a lot of kids shouldn't be posing for nudie shots. What are you, Rick Santorum? Crazy Eyes here isn't my thing, but this is the internet. Let the freak flag fly.


We must have different working definitions of "butthurt". I was simply playing Devil's advocate to someone that was white knighting her. Hell, I haven't even clicked on the link yet. I just was just going after the inherent absurdity of people arguing whether or not someone with FOURTEEN kids looks good or not.

Otherwise, hey, let that funky freak flag fly man.
 
2012-03-27 03:44:59 PM

Treefingers: DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!


The only problem here is the pudge. Now, if they split their WOW time in half, then worked out for the other half, they'd be quite the catch! I'm a sucker for witty t-shirts and level 80 undead rogues. (AND PECS.)



I'd be fine with the pudge if they had half a social skill.
 
2012-03-27 03:57:48 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The little girl in the middle is going to be a heartbreaker -- or an AW. Here's to hoping she uses her powers for good, not evil. Her little brother on the right hand side (her left hand side) is killing me with his side-eye action. I like him already. :)
 
2012-03-27 04:08:02 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]

The little girl in the middle is going to be a heartbreaker -- or an AW. Here's to hoping she uses her powers for good, not evil. Her little brother on the right hand side (her left hand side) is killing me with his side-eye action. I like him already. :)


That scene in a daycare would need a minimum of three adults. Four, if any of the children are special needs.

Yet she can have them until her uterus falls out.

Hell, even Clown Car Mom spaced hers out enough that the older ones can parent the younger ones.
 
2012-03-27 04:20:55 PM
FTA : She also became a fitness fanatic, hitting the gym three times a week for two-hour stints in the middle of the night while a friend babysat so she could 'get stronger'.


Note: Hitting the gym for a couple hours 3 times a week makes you a fitness fanatic.
 
2012-03-27 04:39:12 PM

Mildot: Next, she will be staring in a porn production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 534x333]


It's been cast:

www.top-models.com

And here's her daughter:

i2.listal.com

/hot
 
2012-03-27 05:29:46 PM
I really need to stop myself from following this story today, but I can't..it gets worse -

TMZ has all the photos here - Not Safe. Just Not Safe. (new window)

Again, okay, sure, whatever..regular person. Doesn't look like a self-proclaimed fitness fanatic, but okay for a regular person..very pasty but that'd be fine, really.

But that FACE..and then they push in on it further..argh.
 
2012-03-27 06:08:58 PM
www.joe-ks.com
 
2012-03-27 06:19:38 PM
I was expecting a lot worse than that, but damn that's a strange color for skin to be.
 
2012-03-27 06:48:08 PM
oi40.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-27 07:28:50 PM
Looks like a grub with inflated lips.
 
IP
2012-03-27 07:35:40 PM
No.
 
2012-03-27 07:37:03 PM

Mildot: Next, she will be staring in a porn production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 534x333]


No. It will be called "A Clown Car Named Desire".
 
2012-03-27 07:46:16 PM

Professor_Murder: I really need to stop myself from following this story today, but I can't..it gets worse -TMZ has all the photos here - Not Safe. Just Not Safe. (new window)


YOU WANT HER

cdn.photos.tmz.com
 
2012-03-27 07:47:17 PM
She has the skin tone of a corpse.
 
2012-03-27 08:07:43 PM
Dr.Sphincter told me that her pooper is still tight
 
2012-03-27 08:32:08 PM
I thought I'd read about her having a tummy tuck not long after her C-section. Is she trying to say her stretched-out gut just snapped back on its own? I call bullshiat.
 
2012-03-27 08:35:03 PM
what is up with those brows?????
 
2012-03-27 08:52:24 PM

DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!



Clearly you don't understand that she is the most disgusting thing on the planet Earth.
 
2012-03-27 10:58:18 PM
If she let go of those puppies they would drop to her knees.
 
2012-03-27 11:15:47 PM
The breasts aren't bad; Kinda decent, actually. The rest is a little beat-up, but basically okay in the grand scheme of things (I mean, when you consider her on the scale of all people, and not just compared to total knockouts).

But her face!!! The terrible cosmetic surgery doesn't help the situation at all. It's hard to appreciate the body when it's attached to a bad homage to a celebrity.

She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie, but really she looks like a cheap bootleg version of an Angelina Jolie (Anglina Jooli) love doll that was bought from a Chinese wholesaler website.

I don't mean to be cruel, but she's the one that ruined her perfectly acceptable face by trying to look like someone else.
 
2012-03-27 11:19:24 PM
What has been seen...
i365.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-28 12:05:10 AM
She looks quite a bit like Jeanine Garaffalo (spelling, I'm sure)...

That really disturbs me...a lot. I used to have a crush on her around the Gross Point Blank and Mystery Men days....
 
2012-03-28 12:19:10 AM

Nix Nightbird: The breasts aren't bad; Kinda decent, actually. The rest is a little beat-up, but basically okay in the grand scheme of things (I mean, when you consider her on the scale of all people, and not just compared to total knockouts).


No -- her bewbs are gross. the photoshopping on them is pretty bad.
 
2012-03-28 12:48:40 AM
Sharp knees image missing

/Way under my standards
 
2012-03-28 02:39:12 AM

cranched: What has been seen...
[i365.photobucket.com image 463x639]


Whenever I see that picture I only think of using a 12 pump gauge shotgun and blow it all to smithereens.

That, or using a lead pipe to beat her bloody. Like a human piñata full of babies.
 
2012-03-28 02:52:29 AM

rocky_howard: cranched: What has been seen...
[i365.photobucket.com image 463x639]

Whenever I see that picture I only think of using a 12 pump gauge shotgun and blow it all to smithereens.

That, or using a lead pipe to beat her bloody. Like a human piñata full of babies.


12 pump gauge shotgun, eh?
 
2012-03-28 03:40:41 AM

HamWBone: rocky_howard: cranched: What has been seen...
[i365.photobucket.com image 463x639]

Whenever I see that picture I only think of using a 12 pump gauge shotgun and blow it all to smithereens.

That, or using a lead pipe to beat her bloody. Like a human piñata full of babies.

12 pump gauge shotgun, eh?


These things:

www.rankopedia.com
 
2012-03-28 04:51:20 AM

hazeleyedwolff: You guys know that pregnant women don't carry children to term in their vagina, right? You're also aware that she had a c-section, yes? She also says she doesn't have sex because she doesn't like it. Why are these threads always full of "hotdog down a hallway" talk?


hang on. So she's promoting the idea that you don't have to have sex and you can still form all the babbies you want?

Oh hell, someone please tell me the idiot anti-sex-for-fun crowd isn't thinking what I hope they're not thinking

/anti-sex league for realsies
 
2012-03-28 07:34:32 AM
Only thing wrong with that first pic is her face.
 
2012-03-28 08:15:45 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Only thing wrong with that first pic is her face.


She had a lot of work done there, none of it necessary.

www.bricksandstonesgossip.com
 
2012-03-28 11:29:47 AM

FormlessOne: eyehate: She looks like a lumpy potato.

She's like a pale, squishy English muffin of tawdriness, complete with nooks and crannies to hold my melted love.


That's sooo disturbing on multiple levels.....

/shudder
//her faceShe is hideous
 
2012-03-28 12:59:01 PM
She looks like she is made out of saltdough, or tapioca pudding.
 
2012-03-28 02:10:45 PM

LoneWolf343: She looks like she is made out of saltdough, or tapioca pudding.


Let he who has never wanted to stick his dick in $240 worth of Tapioca Pudding cast the first stone.
 
2012-03-28 04:21:53 PM

debug: I've banged worse looking women then that.


As have I, yet I still would not hit it.
 
2012-03-28 04:29:04 PM
It's a man, baby.
 
2012-03-28 06:17:41 PM
Eh, sure, why not...
 
2012-03-28 08:20:55 PM

FirstNationalBastard: LoneWolf343: She looks like she is made out of saltdough, or tapioca pudding.

Let he who has never wanted to stick his dick in $240 worth of Tapioca Pudding cast the first stone.


Awwww yeaahhh
 
2012-03-28 10:12:02 PM
I'd hit it
 
2012-03-28 10:26:29 PM
Look yall, I'm getting pretty tired of these octomom threads, but only because I have to be the one a hundred or so comments later to point out that she had a c-section.

She is as tight as a teenager most likely...

But please don't let this fact stop your commenting on the various overly large vaginal cavity...

/carry on
 
2012-03-28 10:35:10 PM

debug: I've banged worse looking women then that.


Yup. Most of us who were horny crazy young manwhores have banged broads that we will never admit to having penised. It's a good thing to do that, you know what not to do when you get married.
 
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