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(Daily Mail)   'Octomom' poses topless three years after eight-baby pregnancy and OH GOD, MY EYES (Not safe for work pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 151
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2012-03-27 07:36:29 AM

DubyaHater: MadSkillz: Eh. You have 14 kids and try to look good. It's normal.

I think she is doing this country a favor. Porn is ruining the expectations of young men these days. Too many men are fapping to airbrushed photos on Foobies, not realizing they are ruining their chances at healthy relationships because their partner does match the sexual ideals of online images. Octomom is a crusader for women in this country. She is saying, "Don't be afraid to show your natural beauty. Fight back against the unrealistic ideals of online pornography".
Bless you Octomom, bless you.


Ha! There's not a damn thing natural on that body but the feet. And they're ugly too.
 
2012-03-27 07:37:50 AM

DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!


Hey now, I do NOT have witty t-shirts. :P
 
2012-03-27 07:49:02 AM

DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!



The only problem here is the pudge. Now, if they split their WOW time in half, then worked out for the other half, they'd be quite the catch! I'm a sucker for witty t-shirts and level 80 undead rogues. (AND PECS.)
 
2012-03-27 08:00:13 AM
The only thing that weirds me out is her eyes. You can tell something isn't right, and that just shuts down any sort of fun I would get from photos like this.
 
2012-03-27 08:01:19 AM
i301.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-27 08:01:25 AM
Isn't plastic surgery amazing these days?

Seriously... tummy tucks and all.. all that took was money, diet and exercise.
 
2012-03-27 08:04:18 AM
Looks like John Merrick.
 
2012-03-27 08:13:43 AM
Good god, has she seen the sun in 13 years? I thought only redheads could get that pasty white.
 
2012-03-27 08:24:09 AM
Ugh... she's still got those thick, furry eyebrows, and that retarded pile of hair, and her lips are still pressed together so her face always has that "Fine, here go you" expression. You can page Studman69 all you want, but I definitely would not hit it.
 
2012-03-27 08:25:53 AM
Designer: We should really use a warm color for the background.

Editor: NO! PURE, SOLID WHITE is the best color for this!
 
2012-03-27 08:38:46 AM

Zorkthemadman: Isn't plastic surgery amazing these days?

Seriously... tummy tucks and all.. all that took was money, diet and exercise.


I came in here to say just this. What your seeing is the end result of a tummy tuck. My wife had one after gastric bypass surgery and what your seeing is the result of skin that wasnt even close to being in the same region before being sowed together. I'll bet the scars are there, just airbrushed out.
 
2012-03-27 08:42:38 AM
I've banged worse looking women then that.
 
2012-03-27 08:46:21 AM
Flipping through the channels one evening, I saw her on one of those dating shows where they set her up with some guy and followed them around on their date.

That chick is farking nuts.

Before seeing that show, I'd have been like, "Yeah, I'd hit that. She's not too bad."
Now? No. Farking. Way.
 
2012-03-27 08:47:24 AM
I wouldn't hit it, not because I think she is horrendously ugly, but because she is crazier than a shiathouse rat. And even if she was on birth control and I was using a rubber there would be a chance that I could get her pregnant. And I'm not taking a chance, even if it is miniscule, of having to be attached to that kind of crazy for the next 18 years if I can help it.
 
2012-03-27 08:48:56 AM

Treefingers: DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!


The only problem here is the pudge. Now, if they split their WOW time in half, then worked out for the other half, they'd be quite the catch! I'm a sucker for witty t-shirts and level 80 undead rogues. (AND PECS.)


Yes, but are you thin and petite with 34 DD breasts and nicely rounded knees. And them boobs better be real, because farkers won't stand for fake ones. Yes, I realize 34 DD natural breasts on a thin and petite woman are kind of rare, but dammit, they ain't going to settle for anything less. Do Not Want!
 
2012-03-27 08:55:00 AM
DSLs, yo!

/maybe after a six pack
 
2012-03-27 08:55:37 AM
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark!
 
2012-03-27 09:11:48 AM

Howser: I wish my car looked as good after as many miles, but at least I can replace the rings after its bored out. Good luck getting a seal on that vagina.


sjaejones.com
 
2012-03-27 09:13:31 AM
girlfriend needs a tan, that pic totally washes her out. she totally has truck thighs and amazon feet
 
2012-03-27 09:13:55 AM

Sgygus: You'd hit it.


Not after seeing her on this show: Celebridate (new window)

The crazy runs deep with that chick.
 
2012-03-27 09:20:46 AM

Howser: Good luck getting a seal on that vagina.


I think the cheese healed over and it's stuck shut now.
 
2012-03-27 09:26:52 AM
img6.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-27 09:37:00 AM

Ambivalence: Again? Oh wait, that was a bikini shot.

Seriously when is this woman going to go away?


probably after her spawn get old enough to support her
 
2012-03-27 09:48:32 AM
Next, she will be staring in a porn production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-27 09:54:48 AM

DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!


t2.gstatic.com

Never has an image summoned up so much.
 
2012-03-27 09:59:07 AM
Why the long face, Octomom?
 
2012-03-27 10:03:59 AM
indarwinsshadow


DmGdDawg: I love the high standards by all you farkers. Nice that you guys all hold out for top of the line tang. I'm sure one day a perfect ten that is single but desperately seeking a pudgy nerd with a collection of witty t-shirts and WoW skills will walk into your life (or some chat room you're in) and you'll have sex, sex, sex!

In the meantime, whatever you do, don't lower your exacting standards. You deserve only the best!



Never has an image summoned up so much.



I believe Sergeant Hulka was from Georgia too.
 
2012-03-27 10:05:49 AM
Kids, that's what a 36-year-old mom looks like in her unders. On a good day.

Deal with it. Or don't, whatever.
 
2012-03-27 10:06:37 AM
www.meh.ro
 
2012-03-27 10:16:00 AM
gross
 
2012-03-27 10:19:08 AM
You guys know that pregnant women don't carry children to term in their vagina, right? You're also aware that she had a c-section, yes? She also says she doesn't have sex because she doesn't like it. Why are these threads always full of "hotdog down a hallway" talk?
 
2012-03-27 10:25:50 AM
Came for turgid nipples, left sad.
 
2012-03-27 10:33:33 AM

hazeleyedwolff: You guys know that pregnant women don't carry children to term in their vagina, right? You're also aware that she had a c-section, yes? She also says she doesn't have sex because she doesn't like it. Why are these threads always full of "hotdog down a hallway" talk?


No matter how many times this is explained, some farkers simply will not get it. Nary peener nor babby hath the meat curtains parted.
 
2012-03-27 10:40:38 AM
Man up you nancies... that is surprisingly healthy and attractive female of the species. Crazy baggage aside, I personally would be honored to hit it. If you wouldn't... I can only imagine you are single and in your 20's. Oh, the rude awakenings coming your way.
 
2012-03-27 10:41:18 AM
thatgirlisfunny.com
 
2012-03-27 11:02:03 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-27 11:15:42 AM
Forget her body. Reading that article made it even clearer that she still has an utterly repulsive personality.
 
2012-03-27 11:24:18 AM
Could do worse.
She needs to hit the gym.
I mean, if she has time. Having 12 children and no other parents to help out probably eats up a lot of your day.
 
2012-03-27 11:28:20 AM
On one hand, she doesn't look too bad for someone who dropped 8 kids.

On the other hand, I'm guessing...

i1127.photobucket.com

So no.
 
2012-03-27 11:31:24 AM

ShawnDoc: She'd look hot if the airbrushed it as much as most cover shoots do.


That WAS the airbrushed version.
 
2012-03-27 11:34:12 AM
She looks like the Joker to me.
 
2012-03-27 11:47:37 AM
Meh...I've seen and farked worse.
 
2012-03-27 11:49:48 AM
rumorsandrants.com
 
2012-03-27 12:07:33 PM
Well, no more boners for me.
 
2012-03-27 12:34:37 PM
Oh Jesus farking christ What the hell makes her think she should be taking her clothes off for any reason whatsoever? Ugh. fark you subby. Anyone want my lunch?
 
2012-03-27 12:35:50 PM

thorimm: Meh...I've seen and farked worse.


I got to be honest. When you say that, the first that comes to mind is;

www.reggie.net
 
2012-03-27 12:51:33 PM

Somacandra: Sgygus: Who you kidding, submitter? You'd hit it.

She hates sex and has been celibate for 13 years--because she hates sex. Why would anyone think that's attractive? Or look at her at at all for that matter?


That makes her perfect. I don't have to give a shiat about her needs.
 
2012-03-27 12:56:35 PM
Could stunt/body double in said pron movie...
newyorkbestmodels.com
 
2012-03-27 01:06:15 PM

no clever name here just move along: she ugly


She appears to have no alibi.
 
2012-03-27 01:13:39 PM
I guess she's out of money.

Not too bad. Wouldn't mind seeing a little more.
 
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