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(Huffington Post)   Gang of Blondes: "Six really pretty blondes who wreak havoc around the city by robbing and assuming the identity of fellow beautiful blondes." With helpful pic of what a gang of blondes might look like   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-03-26 08:37:14 PM  
So they were sort of a "Band of Bothers" then?
 
2012-03-26 08:49:48 PM  
Eh, I like black and red hair anyway.
 
2012-03-26 09:07:20 PM  
This looks like a job for... Four Non Blondes!
 
2012-03-26 09:10:45 PM  
All blonde people look the same

/in Brazil
 
2012-03-26 09:10:58 PM  
i.annihil.us
 
2012-03-26 09:12:54 PM  

SomethingToDo: This looks like a job for... Four Non Blondes!


They wake in the morning and they step outside
And they take a deep breath and watch blondes go by
And they...scream from the top of their lungs, GRAB THAT BLONDE biatch! I'M TAKING HER WALLET!
 
2012-03-26 09:12:54 PM  
Have you seen a black blonde around here?
 
2012-03-26 09:14:36 PM  
staying blond at a salon is costly. they needed the money.
 
2012-03-26 09:16:07 PM  
Obviously there must be a mastermind behind this. Police should keep their eyes peeled for a brunette.
 
2012-03-26 09:16:49 PM  
Also what a gang of blondes might look like...
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-26 09:18:17 PM  
Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

And one of those is a dude.
 
2012-03-26 09:20:45 PM  
images.zap2it.com

Approves.
 
2012-03-26 09:20:47 PM  
If the internet has taught me anything, it's to be suspicious of blonde Brazillians. It's almost always a trap.
 
2012-03-26 09:21:06 PM  
blonde on blonde crime?
 
2012-03-26 09:23:23 PM  
Swedish Bikini Team anyone?
 
2012-03-26 09:23:55 PM  
"Gang Of Blondes: Blonde Kidnappers Who Preyed On Blonde Victims Arrested In Brazil"

"Hello?"
-"Hi! My name's Staci, and I'm calling about your Hair Appreciation Photoshoot tonight?"
"Oh my God, what? I guess I completely forgot!"
- "Well, like we said before, the Editors of Esquire- "
"What's Esquire?"
-"LOL, I mean the editors of People Magazine are staging a Hair Appreciation photoshoot tonight in honor of the world's hottest babes, and of course you are invited!"
"Wow, that is so cool, I guess I forgot to ask my boyfriend to put it into my phone."
-"That's okay, and let me give you the directions, you take a left turn on University and drive three miles-"
"Wait, I don't know where that is! Slow down!"
-"Oh wait, I forgot we have a celebrity limo black van pickup service just for you, what's your address and we'll be right there?"
 
2012-03-26 09:27:33 PM  

medius: blonde on blonde crime?


When will it end?
 
2012-03-26 09:28:09 PM  
the blonde leading the blonde?
 
2012-03-26 09:28:53 PM  

MrEricSir: Obviously there must be a mastermind behind this. Police should keep their eyes peeled for a brunette.


+1
 
2012-03-26 09:29:39 PM  
Not 4 Non Blondes (^SLYT)
 
2012-03-26 09:31:54 PM  

fusillade762


medius: blonde on blonde crime?

When will it end?


The end isn't the issue. It's the roots.
 
2012-03-26 09:36:38 PM  

TheOtherDub: Not 4 Non Blondes (^SLYT)


That really sucked but I do miss the '90s.
 
2012-03-26 09:37:36 PM  
i'll stick with the bikini bandits ...

www.bikinibandits.com
 
2012-03-26 09:39:36 PM  

Mugato: TheOtherDub: Not 4 Non Blondes (^SLYT)

That really sucked but I do miss the '90s.


Fark you, buddy!
 
2012-03-26 09:47:23 PM  
Suicide blonde was the color of their hair like a cheap distraction for a new affair. They knew it would finish before it began. Woah babies, you lost the plan.

You wanna make them, suicide blondes. Love devastation, suicide blondes
 
2012-03-26 09:50:42 PM  
skinink:
Suicide blonde was the color of their hair like a cheap distraction for a new affair. They knew it would finish before it began. Woah babies, you lost the plan.

You wanna make them, suicide blondes. Love devastation, suicide blondes


Hahaha wow. I'm auto-asphyxiating on the nostalgia levels in here.
 
2012-03-26 10:01:31 PM  
i6.photobucket.com

First thing I saw was this pic after clicking on link.

/rather confused until I scrolled down
 
2012-03-26 10:05:02 PM  
Yeah, I got hit by those same girls three times last week.

/"chortle"
 
2012-03-26 10:05:49 PM  
"They are really pretty girls, well-dressed and made up.".

Then they should used those blonds in the picture
 
2012-03-26 10:07:18 PM  
Have them washed and de-loused and brought to my cell.
 
2012-03-26 10:12:30 PM  
Some additional pics of the Gang of Blondes...

i.telegraph.co.uk
regmedia.co.uk
Carina Geremias Vendramini, 25
 
2012-03-26 10:14:16 PM  
I am sure my boy Mike in Brazil knows 'em. Hahahahahhahahaaha.
 
2012-03-26 10:15:10 PM  
What! This is an outrage. Truly disgusting and classless, oh wait, this is the one about the gang of super hot blondes? Yeah, I guess I'm ok with this.
 
2012-03-26 10:25:24 PM  
I'm not beautiful or blonde or have valuables, so this doesn't affect me.
 
2012-03-26 10:27:27 PM  
They got caught because they're stupid blonde sluts.
 
2012-03-26 10:30:23 PM  

metametameta: I'm not beautiful or blonde or have valuables, so this doesn't affect me.


you're a monster. I looked at your profile. MONSTER!

/BIE?
 
2012-03-26 10:44:05 PM  
I got mugged 8 times already by them.
 
2012-03-26 10:51:14 PM  
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

Where is Meteor Man when you need him.
 
2012-03-26 11:16:31 PM  
Unlikely to be the culprits:

uphillwriting.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-26 11:17:08 PM  
That's what I get for not reading the thread first. Oh well.
 
2012-03-26 11:18:28 PM  
Is Maynard James Keenan somehow involved?
 
2012-03-26 11:41:59 PM  
2/3rds of the FNC brain trust?

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 11:46:17 PM  
No one else thought of this?

img339.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-26 11:55:21 PM  

dericwater: I got mugged 8 times already by them.


That seems familiar but I can't place it.
 
2012-03-27 12:10:08 AM  
Mugato: Eh, I like black and red hair anyway.

I don't care much for brown eyed "blondes" (cough peroxide cough) or girls with real dark can't tell the pupil from the iris eyes.

Blue or green eyed blondes and blue, green, or regular brown(can tell pupil from iris) eyed brunettes and redheads are all fine with me.
 
2012-03-27 02:37:49 AM  

Mugato: TheOtherDub: Not 4 Non Blondes (^SLYT)

That really sucked but I do miss the '90s.


The video sucks, but the song is great and Perry has a good, strong voice and an interesting face. I don't much care for their other work, but I've always liked this song.
 
2012-03-27 02:52:33 AM  

Ape Shiat Nuts: No one else thought of this?

[img339.imageshack.us image 640x427]


Or this?

i1190.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-27 05:02:15 AM  

jaylectricity: dericwater: I got mugged 8 times already by them.

That seems familiar but I can't place it.


...Evil blondes take all the money out of your wallet using sexual favors to distract you...
 
2012-03-27 07:57:10 AM  
Blondes aren't my thing, except the girl from Psych

www.celebstudio.co.uk

Especially in the episode where she was undercover and wore all the outfits from "Clueless". I usually find blondes annoying but I'm not made of stone.
 
2012-03-27 07:58:59 AM  
i406.photobucket.com

I'm ok with this.
 
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