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(WTSP)   Restaurant worker fights off burglar with a sword and a beer bottle. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   (wtsp.com) divider line 37
    More: Florida, Daytona Beach News-Journal, tire irons, redneck yacht club, screwdrivers, burglary, Oyster Bar, swords, Trevor Pufall  
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2012-03-26 08:54:48 PM  
TFA would have been better if it had been a rum bottle.

/pufall, heh
 
2012-03-26 10:12:46 PM  
There can be *hic* only one!
 
2012-03-26 10:24:15 PM  
Swords don't kill people, people kill people.
 
zez
2012-03-26 10:25:31 PM  
There were also tire irons, broomstick handles and screwdrivers involved. Wish we had camera footage of that melee.
 
2012-03-26 10:27:55 PM  

zez: There were also tire irons, broomstick handles and screwdrivers involved. Wish we had camera footage of that melee.


it's only missing a hammer
 
2012-03-26 10:28:05 PM  
did the worker give the burglar more than a 10% tip?
 
2012-03-26 10:28:35 PM  
And we missed a perfectly good moment for the '....and then things got weird' meme.
 
2012-03-26 10:28:59 PM  
contemplatrix.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-26 10:29:22 PM  
Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Captain Steamer's Oyster Bar Home Page (new window)

I would never take an ass whipping for a place like this.
 
2012-03-26 10:30:15 PM  

Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Captain Steamer's Oyster Bar Home Page (new window)

I would never take an ass whipping for a place like this.


Yeah, seriously, this is what insurance is for.
 
2012-03-26 10:30:54 PM  
TFA read like a bad Tarantino action sequence.
 
2012-03-26 10:31:58 PM  
For me, the real story is that the waiter was totally unfazed by three hits on the head with a tire iron.

A freakin' tire iron.

Either he's got a neanderthal skull or that restaurant was being robbed by Pee-Wee Herman's anemic cousin.
 
2012-03-26 10:32:32 PM  

Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.


Actually, I would not want to be you with a tire iron vs anyone with a sword. Even one with a crappy handle.
 
2012-03-26 10:36:08 PM  

Botulism!: For me, the real story is that the waiter was totally unfazed by three hits on the head with a tire iron.

A freakin' tire iron.



Once the adrenaline's flowing you ignore all kinds of stuff. There's a captain in Afghanistan who was hit by 4 RPG concussions and was leaking cerebro spinal fluid out his eyes and ears from that who continued to call in air strikes.
 
2012-03-26 10:39:32 PM  

doglover: [contemplatrix.files.wordpress.com image 560x356]


www.talknerdytomelover.com
 
2012-03-26 10:40:01 PM  

actualhuman: And we missed a perfectly good moment for the '....and then things got weird' meme.


This.

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"? Really?? O_o
 
2012-03-26 10:41:29 PM  
Article is written all weird like.

Still gotta give the worker some credit on his heroism and survivability.

/with you on that..

//puuuufalll...
 
2012-03-26 10:42:19 PM  
moustachefox.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2012-03-26 10:47:59 PM  

Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Captain Steamer's Oyster Bar Home Page (new window)

I would never take an ass whipping for a place like this.


Did you listen to it also? It has a crappy vocal commercial that seems to go over and over.
 
2012-03-26 10:50:27 PM  

doglover: Actually, I would not want to be you with a tire iron...


Nobody wants to be me. Well, maybe a dead guy. He might wanna be me. But probably not because my imaginary wife is very bossy. She won't let me get in a word edgewise. I wouldn't put up with her except she is a gourmet cook with two magical vaginas and a hot conjoined twin who owns her own brewery. Unfortunately, our home is fashioned from dryer lint and burlap sacks. They are nice sacks, if you don't mind the smell of oyster juice. I don't mind smell of oyster juice because my wife's labia looks a lot like an oyster. Does anybody know how to get dog blood stains out of a newspaper hat?
 
2012-03-26 10:50:57 PM  
I wanna take a dump at Captain Steamer's.
 
2012-03-26 10:52:54 PM  

Lone Stranger: Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Captain Steamer's Oyster Bar Home Page (new window)

I would never take an ass whipping for a place like this.

Did you listen to it also? It has a crappy vocal commercial that seems to go over and over.


My God.... we've found a timehole to the 90s.
 
2012-03-26 10:54:57 PM  

Dahnkster: doglover: Actually, I would not want to be you with a tire iron...

Nobody wants to be me. Well, maybe a dead guy. He might wanna be me. But probably not because my imaginary wife is very bossy. She won't let me get in a word edgewise. I wouldn't put up with her except she is a gourmet cook with two magical vaginas and a hot conjoined twin who owns her own brewery. Unfortunately, our home is fashioned from dryer lint and burlap sacks. They are nice sacks, if you don't mind the smell of oyster juice. I don't mind smell of oyster juice because my wife's labia looks a lot like an oyster. Does anybody know how to get dog blood stains out of a newspaper hat?


Real crazy is grammatically inconsistent.
 
2012-03-26 11:00:24 PM  
Was the parrot okay?
 
2012-03-26 11:01:50 PM  

Lone Stranger: Did you listen to it also? It has a crappy vocal commercial that seems to go over and over.


Listen to it? I am writing a hymn right now using the tune. I shall entitle it "Heavenly Hymn to Her Oyster Hymen". I got horseradish in my pee pee hole last time I tried songwriting. It burns, but not as much as that time when my mom sold me to the Romanian gypsies. Those gypsies wrote the the book on making a kid's pee pee hole burn. You know, come to think of it, those gypsies sure looked a lot like my mom's bridge club. I wonder if that is why I am afraid of playing cards.
 
2012-03-26 11:09:23 PM  
But, why did a burglar have a sword and a bottle?

/A man with a wooden leg named Smith.
//What was the name of the other leg?
///Bueller?
 
2012-03-26 11:16:04 PM  
Lone Stranger

I wanna take a dump at Captain Steamer's.


I'm sure their patrons would appreciate your effort and immediately pack you full of something else.
 
2012-03-26 11:25:13 PM  
♪They say that you should always dress for the job you want, so why I am dressed as a pirate in this restaurant? ♫

/Because sometimes you need to handle shiat with a sword.
 
2012-03-26 11:26:47 PM  
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Photo taken just before he hacked through my apartment door with the knife, then slashed all the tires on my car.
He absconded from probation and is now living fat on his tribal endowment on a Reservation.

/Still owes me $400
//Jesus loves him
 
2012-03-27 12:07:35 AM  

doglover: [contemplatrix.files.wordpress.com image 560x356]


gaaahhh, what movie is this ??
 
2012-03-27 12:47:39 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

Approves
 
2012-03-27 01:10:05 AM  
I like the sidebar detailing all the other sword attacks.
 
2012-03-27 01:17:04 AM  

Mimic_Octopus: doglover: [contemplatrix.files.wordpress.com image 560x356]

gaaahhh, what movie is this ??


Old Boy.
 
2012-03-27 02:36:43 AM  

doglover: Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Actually, I would not want to be you with a tire iron vs anyone with a sword. Even one with a crappy handle.


Depends on the condition of the sword. Most wallhanger types are too dull to be effective as cutting weapons and have the point of balance too far away from the centre of percussion to make good mass weapons.
 
2012-03-27 04:44:58 AM  

cynicalbastard: doglover: Dahnkster: Don't bring a sword to a tire iron fight.

Actually, I would not want to be you with a tire iron vs anyone with a sword. Even one with a crappy handle.

Depends on the condition of the sword. Most wallhanger types are too dull to be effective as cutting weapons and have the point of balance too far away from the centre of percussion to make good mass weapons.


But even a dull wall hanger is still an iron bar. If you can't figure out how to beat someone with a tire iron using an iron bar, you have no business not being beat in the head.

Plus, this guy DID lose and WAS hit by the sword. The tire iron hits were just a fluke. He was already belly stuck.
 
2012-03-27 09:09:36 AM  

doglover: [contemplatrix.files.wordpress.com image 560x356]


+1 style points for for oldboy inclusion. Well done.
 
2012-03-27 09:22:28 AM  
Can't believe I'm first, but this guy predicted it.

www.vanityfair.com
 
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