The one who is refused sex and held hostage in a loveless relationship by the threat of losing half her paycheck to some biatch who sits at home all day "working" on her scented candle "business."

So why is there (almost always) one dressed as a man?

foo monkey: The one who is refused sex and held hostage in a loveless relationship by the threat of losing half her paycheck to some biatch who sits at home all day "working" on her scented candle "business."

Too funny, tone it down a little

I thought it was the one with the modified wooden toilet paper holder.

reveal101: foo monkey: The one who is refused sex and held hostage in a loveless relationship by the threat of losing half her paycheck to some biatch who sits at home all day "working" on her scented candle "business."

Too funny, tone it down a little

To be fair, I don't think he was going for funny.

scissors me timbers!

To the poster who said Rachel Maddow is butch... she only is when she's not behind that desk. They smack all sorts of makeup on her and take her glasses and button-up away. Sad.

Rachel on the field is one hot-ass butch mofo.

Back to topic...

I am now to the point that I find that question a fun way to mess with the asker's head. Everything from telling the person that all butches come with detachable penises at birth (said with a very serious face), to telling the person that we're BOTH the man and that we have gayboy envy.

It's just so much fun. :)

So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

I have honestly never seen a lesbian couple where they are both dressed like women. (I have seen many completely undressed but that is probably not very realistic most of the time). It seems as though it is common for one partner to take a mannish role.

/not hatin'; just statin'

The one who doesn't see a penis (new window) when someone points their finger?

/I love this show.
//Feminist bookstore is my favorite skit.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Strik3r: So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

It'd be hard to be more feminine than Portia de Rossi, for one. Rowr.

I didn't lesbians in a relationship competed with each other. That seems somehow inconsistent..... Does Portia not want Ellen to be hot?

Strik3r: So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

I have honestly never seen a lesbian couple where they are both dressed like women. (I have seen many completely undressed but that is probably not very realistic most of the time). It seems as though it is common for one partner to take a mannish role.

/not hatin'; just statin'

Gosh, if only there was an easy way to expand your knowledge (new window, GIS, surprisingly sfw).

Strik3r: So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

I have honestly never seen a lesbian couple where they are both dressed like women. (I have seen many completely undressed but that is probably not very realistic most of the time). It seems as though it is common for one partner to take a mannish role.

/not hatin'; just statin'

I bolded what I want to address.

One person doesn't "take" a role. She just is. But if you stick a stone butch next to a soft butch, guess which one will be thought of as "the man"?

There are PLENTY of femme couples out there. Plenty. These couples are more likely the ones that are asked "So which one's the man?" as opposed to a butch-femme couple.

On a personal level, I find this humorous, as most butches I know- in the bedroom- are TOTAL bottoms. Or maybe they are like dudes in that they would just assume lie back and let their gf do all the work. :/

Cool. So it would seem there are lots of lesbian couples (or at least 3) that do both enjoy being women.

I never really researched it but figured it was a fair question given the post.

Strik3r: Cool. So it would seem there are lots of lesbian couples (or at least 3) that do both enjoy being women.

I never really researched it but figured it was a fair question given the post.

Question- do you think that a butch doesn't enjoy being a woman?

If a woman wears a suit, it doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy being a woman.

If a woman walks with a swagger, it doesn't mean she doesn't enjoy being a woman.

She enjoys being a masculine woman, not a feminine one.

There are many, many ways to be a woman.

Yeah, this whole "enjoy being women" thing is a bit trollish...

Transpogue: Strik3r: So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

I have honestly never seen a lesbian couple where they are both dressed like women. (I have seen many completely undressed but that is probably not very realistic most of the time). It seems as though it is common for one partner to take a mannish role.

/not hatin'; just statin'

I bolded what I want to address.

One person doesn't "take" a role. She just is. But if you stick a stone butch next to a soft butch, guess which one will be thought of as "the man"?

There are PLENTY of femme couples out there. Plenty. These couples are more likely the ones that are asked "So which one's the man?" as opposed to a butch-femme couple.

On a personal level, I find this humorous, as most butches I know- in the bedroom- are TOTAL bottoms. Or maybe they are like dudes in that they would just assume lie back and let their gf do all the work. :/

I see.. so you're saying no one "takes" the male role, the mannish lesbian just *is* the male. Does that one use the dildo or whatever male genital substitute?

AeAe: Transpogue: Strik3r: So, why does Ellen wear the pants?

I have honestly never seen a lesbian couple where they are both dressed like women. (I have seen many completely undressed but that is probably not very realistic most of the time). It seems as though it is common for one partner to take a mannish role.

/not hatin'; just statin'

I bolded what I want to address.

One person doesn't "take" a role. She just is. But if you stick a stone butch next to a soft butch, guess which one will be thought of as "the man"?

There are PLENTY of femme couples out there. Plenty. These couples are more likely the ones that are asked "So which one's the man?" as opposed to a butch-femme couple.

On a personal level, I find this humorous, as most butches I know- in the bedroom- are TOTAL bottoms. Or maybe they are like dudes in that they would just assume lie back and let their gf do all the work. :/

I see.. so you're saying no one "takes" the male role, the mannish lesbian just *is* the male. Does that one use the dildo or whatever male genital substitute?

1/10

Are you even trying?

Asking "which is the man" implies that there is a dominant partner. Such a relationship is dysfunctional, or (at best) not fully functional. The question is irrelevant. Gender is irrelevant.

Let's see here...

Fark now greenlights video links to a blog that doesn't have a relevant video,
and a learned discussion ensues between 30 odd posters, who have never been lesbian.

Mind of the North Star: [fc06.deviantart.net image 640x480]

Now I'm completely confused. Which one those is the shears?

Shouldn't they both be pinking?

This guy is full of shiat and ignoring science.

The xTerra is a manly car.

It has been scientifically proven that the ultimatle Dyke-Mobile is a Subaru Outback.

And because you didn't ask, the ultimate gay mans car is a VW Jetta. (used to be a BMW Z3)

It's SCIENCE. And I know more than you do Mr. Internet gay blog guy who isn't really gay.

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T.M.S.: This guy is full of shiat and ignoring science.

The xTerra is a manly car.

It has been scientifically proven that the ultimatle Dyke-Mobile is a Subaru Outback.

And because you didn't ask, the ultimate gay mans car is a VW Jetta. (used to be a BMW Z3)

It's SCIENCE. And I know more than you do Mr. Internet gay blog guy who isn't really gay.

Ultimte Gay and Lesbian cars of All Time


I'd argue that the ultimate Dyke-Mobile is a Subaru Forester, only because all the dykes I know who have an Outback want a Forester, and all of the dykes I know that want a Subaru say, "yeah, Outback blah blah blah but the FORESTER! Man, that car would just complete my monthly trek into the woods for some portaging and nightly naked wimmin hummus dancing circle ritual."

/i keed
//no I don't

Something smells fishy

foo monkey: The one who is refused sex and held hostage in a loveless relationship by the threat of losing half her paycheck to some biatch who sits at home all day "working" on her scented candle "business."

Jesus Christ. I know a gay couple and one of them has a scented candle business. Spooky.

That's a FORK, baby!

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Heh, "futch."

I think I'm about a 2 1/2, maybe 3. I'm only butch when I'm working on my yard or talking to dudes who are doing work on my car or my house.

The man is the one looking for a fight from anyone they perceive as being a homophobe even though most people don't really care about what you do in your bedroom or with who. Special groups hate this idea because they become less and less special.

MaxxLarge: The correct term is "top."

No, that term's for gay men.

For lesbians, they're either "lipstick" or "lumberjack."