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(Bleacher Report)   With Wrestlemania only six days away, WWE Raw is sure to have big surprises, like Undertaker and Triple H talking for 30 minutes, Rock and Cena talking for 30 minutes, and Jericho revealing CM Punk's brother is Patrick Tribett. 8 PM on USA   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1600
    More: Interesting, Triple H, CM Punk, Carol Cena, Monday Night Raw, funeral directors, things, Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels  
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2012-03-26 08:42:20 AM  
Good morning fWc. *rubs sleep from eyes* We aren't wasting any time these days are we? lol
 
2012-03-26 09:50:28 AM  
Had to GIS to get joke.
 
2012-03-26 10:18:56 AM  
I discovered yesterday that IMDB lists the Wrestlemanias as "TV Movies". This amuses me.
 
2012-03-26 10:21:20 AM  
Was away last week, watched the DVR'd shows, both of them, in around 45 minutes... saw nothing that would warrant spending $60+ on WM.
 
2012-03-26 11:00:31 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Was away last week, watched the DVR'd shows, both of them, in around 45 minutes... saw nothing that would warrant spending $60+ on WM.


Was trying to get viewing party going with a few guys. Had 1 for sure and another "maybe". Unless we could get 6 guys to whittle down the cost to roughly 10-12.50 apeice it won't be worth it.

AH well. I know I won't be streaming it though. Because that would be illegal.
 
2012-03-26 12:57:41 PM  
I have a good headline in mind for Wrestlemania (ooooooh-a oooooo-ooo-ooh)

But I'm not sharing yet.
 
2012-03-26 01:10:37 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Had to GIS to get joke.


i.cdn.turner.com

Frowns upon your lack of knowledge about FARK folk heroes.


Anyway, some news to biatch about!

First, some stuff on Bag shiatter!

Orton mentioned in an interview recently that people wanted to see his upcoming shiatfest vs. Kane way more than they wanted to see Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan. Well, Randy, people want to see the Twilight movies more than they wanted to see Citizen Kane, but that doesn't mean Twilight anywhere near a decent mopvie, or worth watching.

Also on the Orton front, WWE Films is considering making Orton the star of The Marine 3. This must be planned to be the last film in the franchise, since every time Orton is involved with the Marines, there's a Dishonorable Discharge at the end.

Wee Evan Bourne broke his foot in 4 places, most likely running from someone who wanted to perform a wellness test on him.

WWE, strict anti-bulliers that they are, decided once again this week that it's okay to bully Lilian Garcia, especially when she screws up and calls Jack Swagger "Long Island Iced Z". And who does the bullying in front of the entire crowd? John Cena and Tony Chimmel. Be A Star, guys! Rise above hate!

Triple H says there's a Weird line of reality you don't cross in WWE. (new window) For example, you never tell Trips the truth about how people are sick of seeing him, and that he's not the belle of the ball anymore, and that he shouldn't be headlining Wrestlemania and should be trying to build new stars instead of shoving ancient ones down our throats.
 
2012-03-26 01:44:05 PM  
It's gotten to the point I don't even watch WWE any more. It's maybe an hour of trash talking, followed by commercials advertising the next action figure or video game.

It's to a point, where it's little more than a 2 hour commercial, with a little wrestling thrown in.
 
2012-03-26 01:48:05 PM  

Trance750: It's gotten to the point I don't even watch WWE any more. It's maybe an hour of trash talking, followed by commercials advertising the next action figure or video game.

It's to a point, where it's little more than a 2 hour commercial, with a little wrestling thrown in.


You must be new here
 
2012-03-26 02:03:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: every time Orton is involved with the Marines gym bags, there's a Dishonorable Discharge at the end



FTFY
 
2012-03-26 02:13:39 PM  

Trance750: It's gotten to the point I don't even watch WWE any more. It's maybe an hour of trash talking, followed by commercials advertising the next action figure or video game.

It's to a point, where it's little more than a 2 hour commercial, with a little wrestling thrown in.


Sir, what I suggest you do is throw on tonight's show. Then get Fark up and both watch the show and read the thread. We spend more time Mystery Scince Theater 3000ing the show then going "HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME". Now every now and then there IS something interesting and it gets its respect.

Generally though, the 1500 posts these threads get every monday? Besides the 75 or so posts dedicated to being post # 1004, we spend more time going "Man, are you KIDDING ME?!" then anything else.

/WWWYKI
 
2012-03-26 02:23:12 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: WWE, strict anti-bulliers that they are, decided once again this week that it's okay to bully Lilian Garcia, especially when she screws up and calls Jack Swagger "Long Island Iced Z". And who does the bullying in front of the entire crowd? John Cena and Tony Chimmel. Be A Star, guys! Rise above hate!


Giving someone crap is not bullying them. Lillian Garcia is not a precious snowflake.
 
2012-03-26 02:32:05 PM  
 
2012-03-26 02:44:33 PM  

hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: every time Orton is involved with the Marines gym bags, there's a Dishonorable Discharge at the end


FTFY


Bazinga
 
2012-03-26 03:06:47 PM  
TODAY HAS ALREADY BEEN THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!

CM Punk took part in a WrestleMania XXVIII media blitz this morning in Atlanta, Georgia and noted talking to former WCW announcer Tony Schiavone at one point. He tweeted, "Just chatted with Tony Schiavone! That was awesome!"

Schiavone, who is the Sports Director of WSB Atlanta, said of the WWE Champion on Twitter, "Just met C.M. Punk . He was at the radio station. Very talented guy, as I'm sure you know."
 
2012-03-26 03:13:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TODAY HAS ALREADY BEEN THE GREATEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!

CM Punk took part in a WrestleMania XXVIII media blitz this morning in Atlanta, Georgia and noted talking to former WCW announcer Tony Schiavone at one point. He tweeted, "Just chatted with Tony Schiavone! That was awesome!"

Schiavone, who is the Sports Director of WSB Atlanta, said of the WWE Champion on Twitter, "Just met C.M. Punk . He was at the radio station. MOST talented guy IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT, as I'm sure you know."


FTFT
 
2012-03-26 03:13:55 PM  
Conversely, TODAY HAS TRADITIONALLY BEEN KNOWN AS THE ONE OF THE DARKEST DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!

wcw2001.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-26 03:21:23 PM  
LOUD FARKING NOISES!!
 
2012-03-26 03:35:38 PM  

Dougie AXP: LOUD FARKING NOISES!!


...

WTF?

/reason #28457 why you're not favorited
 
2012-03-26 03:40:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Conversely, TODAY HAS TRADITIONALLY BEEN KNOWN AS THE ONE OF THE DARKEST DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!

[wcw2001.files.wordpress.com image 338x149]


3/26/01 never forget that shiat.

Have a VHS of both Nitro and Raw that night. Labeled "Hostile Takeover"
 
2012-03-26 03:43:41 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Generally though, the 1500 posts these threads get every monday? Besides the 75 or so posts dedicated to being post # 1004, we spend more time going "Man, are you KIDDING ME?!" then anything else.

/WWWYKI


Another 20 will be some variation of "lime status" and/or "no peas/airbill". We like our memes here.

/Lime status is already too many
//Air bill is on direct withdrawl, so I'm good to go
 
2012-03-26 03:45:10 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Dougie AXP: LOUD FARKING NOISES!!

...

WTF?

/reason #28457 why you're not favorited


You and FNB were mimicking Tony and yelling your posts. Hence the LOUD FARKING NOISES from me.

Douche.
 
2012-03-26 03:46:44 PM  

Dougie AXP: Jim from Saint Paul: Dougie AXP: LOUD FARKING NOISES!!

...

WTF?

/reason #28457 why you're not favorited

You and FNB were mimicking Tony and yelling your posts. Hence the LOUD FARKING NOISES from me.

Douche.


My apologies for the inferior nature of your joke.
 
2012-03-26 03:51:33 PM  
Today my lime status is:

Pre-squeezed for my convenience.

www.ehomedelivery.com
 
2012-03-26 03:52:09 PM  
 
2012-03-26 04:05:09 PM  
 
2012-03-26 04:07:54 PM  
P-Money All $tar

3/26/01 never forget that shiat.

Have a VHS of both Nitro and Raw that night. Labeled "Hostile Takeover"



The only good thing to come out of Vince buying WCW was the fact that Vince owns the tape library.

WCW and Time Warner never did anything substantial with their tape library, and probably never would have. Vince has always been good at squeezing money out of his old footage.
 
2012-03-26 04:11:26 PM  
Mick Foley is going to win the championship. That'll put a lot of butts in the seats.
 
2012-03-26 04:21:19 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: FirstNationalBastard: WWE, strict anti-bulliers that they are, decided once again this week that it's okay to bully Lilian Garcia, especially when she screws up and calls Jack Swagger "Long Island Iced Z". And who does the bullying in front of the entire crowd? John Cena and Tony Chimmel. Be A Star, guys! Rise above hate!

Giving someone crap is not bullying them. Lillian Garcia is not a precious snowflake.


One guy gave her crap, then another guy gave her crap, and yet another guy gave her crap. That's pretty close to bullying, dude, lol.

Not sure if I want to watch WWE do a UFC Countdown show with Rock and Cena. That just means I'm watching extra crap that is guaranteed to have no Punk, no Jericho, and no Danielson in it.
 
2012-03-26 04:24:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar

3/26/01 never forget that shiat.

Have a VHS of both Nitro and Raw that night. Labeled "Hostile Takeover"


The only good thing to come out of Vince buying WCW was the fact that Vince owns the tape library.

WCW and Time Warner never did anything substantial with their tape library, and probably never would have. Vince has always been good at squeezing money out of his old footage.


i1122.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 04:30:27 PM  
My quote function still isn't working.

Rob, is it bullying when someone takes the time to negatively call one fan, in front of 10000 people, a virgin?

NO. It's NOT.

Hell if more then one person giving you crap ='s bullying then this whole community is a bunch of bullies.
 
2012-03-26 04:31:24 PM  
It occurs to me that while I saw that 3/26/01 Nitro (live), I never saw the RAW from that night... off to the tubes I go.
 
2012-03-26 04:33:11 PM  
Maria Menounos has broken two ribs less than a week before her Wrestlemania match. Word has it she's trying to one-up Kevin Nash on being injured on the way to the ring.

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2012-03-26 04:36:42 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: My quote function still isn't working.


me neither. using actual PC to post right now.

in OTHER News.

CM Punk wrote on Twitter that he was at a meeting about the use of Twitter and hashtags.

"Having a #meeting about #tweeting and proper use #of #hashtags. Oh how the #business has changed."

Punk tweeted minutes later, "#shootme."

Chris Jericho tweeted that he was in the meeting as well and posted a photo.
i1122.photobucket.com

He then deleted it several minutes later.
 
2012-03-26 04:37:36 PM  
Ok Smiths. We get it. FNB is your new alt.
 
2012-03-26 04:39:52 PM  
No, I was searching for a youtube clip of the OW MY QUAD moment that had the actual RAW audio. Finally found a crappy one, but it was better than the jerk-offs who thought it was better to dub some lame-ass music over it.
 
2012-03-26 04:55:20 PM  
 
2012-03-26 05:14:28 PM  

P-Money All $tar: What Bleacher Report thinks are the top ten funniest WWE photoshoops. (new window)


McKane and Orton vs. Cena were good.

And speaking of Cena...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 05:21:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar: What Bleacher Report thinks are the top ten funniest WWE photoshoops. (new window)

McKane and Orton vs. Cena were good.

And speaking of Cena...

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x400]


i109.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 05:27:28 PM  
i109.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 06:11:29 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: My quote function still isn't working.

Rob, is it bullying when someone takes the time to negatively call one fan, in front of 10000 people, a virgin?

NO. It's NOT.

Hell if more then one person giving you crap ='s bullying then this whole community is a bunch of bullies.


What IS bullying if it's not the face of the company and two other guys dumping on a woman who's previously been called a horseface on live TV by the heir to the company? lol They sure like making fun of that girl. At least they haven't given her the Eve treatment yet.
 
2012-03-26 06:39:22 PM  

robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: My quote function still isn't working.

Rob, is it bullying when someone takes the time to negatively call one fan, in front of 10000 people, a virgin?

NO. It's NOT.

Hell if more then one person giving you crap ='s bullying then this whole community is a bunch of bullies.

What IS bullying if it's not the face of the company and two other guys dumping on a woman who's previously been called a horseface on live TV by the heir to the company? lol They sure like making fun of that girl. At least they haven't given her the Eve treatment yet.


...

Sometimes I don't get you.
 
2012-03-26 06:42:31 PM  

P-Money All $tar: FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar: What Bleacher Report thinks are the top ten funniest WWE photoshoops. (new window)

McKane and Orton vs. Cena were good.

And speaking of Cena...

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x400]

[i109.photobucket.com image 400x311]


theinfamousjcity.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-26 06:47:21 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: My quote function still isn't working.

Rob, is it bullying when someone takes the time to negatively call one fan, in front of 10000 people, a virgin?

NO. It's NOT.

Hell if more then one person giving you crap ='s bullying then this whole community is a bunch of bullies.

What IS bullying if it's not the face of the company and two other guys dumping on a woman who's previously been called a horseface on live TV by the heir to the company? lol They sure like making fun of that girl. At least they haven't given her the Eve treatment yet.

...

Sometimes I don't get you.


Need to figure out what robsul's really all about?

Mean Gene has the scoop!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 06:48:11 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: robsul82: Jim from Saint Paul: My quote function still isn't working.

Rob, is it bullying when someone takes the time to negatively call one fan, in front of 10000 people, a virgin?

NO. It's NOT.

Hell if more then one person giving you crap ='s bullying then this whole community is a bunch of bullies.

What IS bullying if it's not the face of the company and two other guys dumping on a woman who's previously been called a horseface on live TV by the heir to the company? lol They sure like making fun of that girl. At least they haven't given her the Eve treatment yet.

...

Sometimes I don't get you.


I don't know, I just figure it's pretty cut and dry. It's certainly no Eve slut shaming, I'll say that, I don't want to create the impression I'm horrendously offended or anything.

In other news -

"Earlier this weekend we published a story featuring former WWE Creative Team member Andrew Goldstein talking about how he found out the hard way about unwritten rules in WWE when you go to work there, specifically not to bring up Undertaker's "American Badass" gimmick.

On a recent PWTorch Livecast, I asked Goldstein about other unwritten rules other that he could remember. He said: "Other unwritten rules? You could do a whole one hour podcast on the unwritten rules of WWE." Then he listed these:

-Don't put your hands in the peanut jar, pour the peanuts into your hands.

-Don't sneeze or yawn in front of Vince.

-Don't email talent you're in charge of. Call them and reach them."


I'd heard of the "no sneezing or yawning" rule before, but the peanut jar thing is new. New and hilarious, lol.
 
2012-03-26 06:50:22 PM  

robsul82:

"Earlier this weekend we published a story featuring former WWE Creative Team member Andrew Goldstein talking about how he found out the hard way about unwritten rules in WWE when you go to work there, specifically not to bring up Undertaker's "American Badass" gimmick.



I knew they'd retconned Bikertaker and sent all memory of him down the Benoit hole!
 
2012-03-26 06:58:01 PM  
And speaking of the Undertaker, here's a photo representing what he and Gagne are doing to any new talent who would like to get some attention at Wrestlemania-time...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 06:58:03 PM  
You're all a bunch of marks.
 
2012-03-26 06:59:20 PM  

Dougie AXP: You're all a bunch of marks.


Rick Bassman's Powerteam USA and Sid with a Monster Truck say otherwise...

i6.photobucket.com

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-26 07:00:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: knew they'd retconned Bikertaker and sent all memory of him down the Benoit hole!


I'm sure Bikertaker will be very happy down there, right between Benoit and Owen. Sad, Bikertaker did some good things. Had a great ladder match on Raw with Jeff Hardy, before the main event push and all the cocaine. What can I say, easy mark for the "that's one tough bastard" ending.
 
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